Great Song Titles

[devin]

...regardless of the quality of the song.

"Holy Lord, the Shawshank Redemption is Such a Good Movie!" - Murder By Death

"That's When I Reach for My Revolver" - Mission of Burma

"If You Hate Your Friends, You're Not Alone" - Pretty Girls Make Graves

[omegaX]

"It's good to know that if I need attention all I have to do is die"- Brand New

"All you can ever learn is what you already know"- The Ataris

[omegaX]

"Dream to make believe" Armor for sleep
"Days of the phoenix" Afi

Those are all good songs too.....

[proeuthanasia]

like the smart kid above me,

'good to know that if i ever need attention all i have to do is die' - brand new

[NicoleC]

"Good to Know That if I Ever Need Attention All I Have to Do is Die"- Brand New

[NicoleC]

man i was too late.

[MapleLeaf]

curl up and die - hella vegas kids say hella

its funny becuase its true

[BustaNutz]

We Threw Gasoline On the Fire and Now We Have Stumps for Arms and No Eyebrows- NoFX

[Tom Foolery]

Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today - Fall Out Boy

Taste of Ink - The Used

Tired of Sex - Weezer

Take Lots with Alcohol - Alkaline Trio

The Apollo Programme Was a Hoaxe - Refused

[towhatend]

hey what time is pensacola wings of gold on? - The Lawrence Arms

[SnowintheSummer]

Originally posted by NicoleC
"Good to Know That if I Ever Need Attention All I Have to Do is Die"- Brand New

ahhh. noooo. that brings back bad memories of tom sawyer and hence, my 7th grade ex-exotic dancer 50 year old teacher (NO JOKE)

[hot damn!]

norma jean- the entire world is counting on me and they don't even know it

minus the bear- thanks for the killer game of crisco

bouncing souls- manthem

cadillac blindside- empty bottle evening

cursive- the game of who needs who the worst

[wadejunkie]

bright eyes - lets not shit outselves
bright eyes - the city has sex
coldplay - the scientist (i think it goes really well with the song, for no reason)
the faint - worked up so sexual
desaparecidos - manana
cursive - art is hard

[ThriceOwnsYou]

nerdy - poison the well
the subtleties that make mass murderers out of otherwise decent human beings - Boys Night Out

[blaarg]

alice doughnut: disgruntled ex-postal worker reflects on his life while sitting on a park bench listening to metallica

[devin]

King Missile- Jesus Was Way Cool

[Tom Foolery]

Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend - Mr. T Experience

[MapleLeaf]

anal cunt - hitler was a sensitive man

[blaarg]

i don't remember the band but "jesus hitler"

[steverocks33]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
We Threw Gasoline On the Fire and Now We Have Stumps for Arms and No Eyebrows- NoFX
you stole mine

less than jake- scott farcas(sp) takes it on the chin
bad religion- fuck armageddon....this is hell
screeching weasel- i wanna be a homosexual
a shitload of nofx songs that i dont wanna type out

[blaarg]

and i couldn't do all of this one one post, because this builds the anticipation.

Blaarg: "stealing the pope-mobile"

[devin]

Gayrilla Biscuits- Flaming Ass Still Burns

[SonnyPunk]

Giving Chase - "You can't rape the willing"
Blindside - "Cute Boring Love"
Bloodhound Gang - "I wish I was queer so I could get chicks"

[wrongway]

dead kennedys - let's lynch the landlord
mr. t experience - i'm like yeah, but she's all no
death by stereo - high school was like boot camp for a desk job
death by stereo - one-legged man in an ass kicking contest
death by stereo - i wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire
death by stereo - you're a bullshit salesman with a mouthful of samples
death by stereo - porno, sex, drugs, lies, money and your local government

yeah, death by stereo have cool song titles

[pUnKrOcKgIrL917]

taking back sunday - you're so last summer
the white strpes - i'm finding it harder to be a gentleman
bright eyes - let's not shit ourselves
brand new - jude law and a semester abroad

[ReFuSeD!]

Propagandhi - Stick the Fucking Flag Up Your Goddamn Ass, you Sonofabitch
AFI - God Called In Sick Today
Bad Religion - American Jesus
Corporate Avenger - Jesus Christ Homosexual
Death By Stereo - I Would'nt Piss In Your Ear, If Your Brain Was
On Fire
Death By Stereo - You´re A Bullshit Salesman Without A Mouthful Of Samples
Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced
Good Riddance - Yesterday Died-Tomorrow Won't Be Born
Minor Threat - Small Man, Big Mouth
Nirvana - Jesus Doesnt Want Me For A Sunbeam
Reagan Youth - Jesus Was a Communist
Strike Anywhere - Notes On Pulling The Sky Down
Sick of it all - Disco sucks fuck everything

[BrandNewDream]

+saves the day - sell my old clothes, i'm off to heaven ; the vast spoils of america
+reel big fish - beer ; she has a girlfriend now
+rage against the machine - know your enemy
+pennywise - living for today
+over it - serial kisser
+john mayer - your body is a wonderland
+our lady peace - one man army
+gatsby's american dream - the horse you rode in on

[Tom Foolery]

Saves the Day - Take Our Cars Now! and I'm Sorry I'm Leaving

The Weakerthans - This Is a Fire Door Never Leave Open

AFI - I Wanna Get a Mohawk but Mom Won't Let Me Get One

Anti-Flag - This Machine Kills Fascists (this might be my favorite song title ever) and This Is Not a Crass Song

Sleater-Kinney - I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone and Banned from the End of the World

Piebald has many excellent song titles. Among them:
Giddy Like a Schoolgirl
All You Need Is Drums to Start a Dance Party
Fat and Skinny Asses
Karate Chops for Everyone But Us
It's Going to Get Worse Before It Gets Better
Sex Sells and (Unfortunately) I'm Buying
Look, I Just Don't Like You

Radiohead - Bulletproof (I Wish I Was)

Glassjaw - Tip Your Bartender

The Smiths - Boy With a Thorn in His Side

Catch 22 - 9mm and a Three Piece Suit

Against All Authority - Destroy What Destroys You and Another Fuck You Song

And I'm spent.

[AFittingLie]

Some of these answers are a waste. Anal Cunt wins this easily.

I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
I Hope You Get Deported
Big Pants, Bigger Loser
MTV Is My Source For New Music
Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band
Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core
I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
I Sent A Thank you Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling ***

[stratdude]

NoFX - drugs are good.

"if you do 'em, people think that you're cool"