BrandNewRock05
08/04/03, 01:14 PM
I saw the funniest SNL skit in the world today. It was an old one, from like '95 or something and Chevy Chase was the host of the show. The particular skit I saw was called the Blame Game, anyway it involves two contestants, Chevy, a white suburban right winger, and Tim Meadows, a righteous black supremisest. I am going to highlight some of the really funny parts from the skit.
The host says to Tim Meadows "So you work for the African American Reparations Committee, can you tell me about that?"
Tim Meadows, "Yes I believe that the white government needs to pay for the crimes they have committed against the black people"
Chevy Chase, "In that case, should I send you the bill for my Club then?"
Host, "Who was to blame for the Great Chicago Fire"
Chase, "Was there a looting afterwards?"
Meadows, "No, embezzlement"
Host, "I'm sorry the correct answer is a cow, a multi-colored cow"
Chase to host, "Are you a liberal?"
Meadows to host, "Are you a racist?"
Host, "Who invented the nuclear bomb"
Meadows, "Probably a panel of white European males, meaning it holds no relevance to the black man"
Host, "I'll take that as a 'I don’t know'"
Chase, "I would know except I didn’t get into college because of affirmative action"
Host, "All right time for lightning round"
Host to Meadows, "Who do you blame for racism?"
Meadows, "White man"
Host, "Corrupt Government?"
Meadows, "White man"
Host, "Corrupt Police force?"
Meadows, "White man"
Host, "Urban poverty"
Meadows, "Caucasian man"
Host, "Correct, perfect score, 100 points"
Host to Chase, "You are up, who do you blame for overpopulation?"
Chase, "Chinamen"
Host, "Inflation?"
Chase, "Jews"
Host, "Immigration problems"
Chase, "Mexicans"
Host, "Crime rate?
Chase, laughs and points to Meadows.
Host, "Perfect, 100 points!"
I cant really do this piece justice by typing it up, but I thought it was hilarious and wanted to share, has anyone else seen this?
The host says to Tim Meadows "So you work for the African American Reparations Committee, can you tell me about that?"
Tim Meadows, "Yes I believe that the white government needs to pay for the crimes they have committed against the black people"
Chevy Chase, "In that case, should I send you the bill for my Club then?"
Host, "Who was to blame for the Great Chicago Fire"
Chase, "Was there a looting afterwards?"
Meadows, "No, embezzlement"
Host, "I'm sorry the correct answer is a cow, a multi-colored cow"
Chase to host, "Are you a liberal?"
Meadows to host, "Are you a racist?"
Host, "Who invented the nuclear bomb"
Meadows, "Probably a panel of white European males, meaning it holds no relevance to the black man"
Host, "I'll take that as a 'I don’t know'"
Chase, "I would know except I didn’t get into college because of affirmative action"
Host, "All right time for lightning round"
Host to Meadows, "Who do you blame for racism?"
Meadows, "White man"
Host, "Corrupt Government?"
Meadows, "White man"
Host, "Corrupt Police force?"
Meadows, "White man"
Host, "Urban poverty"
Meadows, "Caucasian man"
Host, "Correct, perfect score, 100 points"
Host to Chase, "You are up, who do you blame for overpopulation?"
Chase, "Chinamen"
Host, "Inflation?"
Chase, "Jews"
Host, "Immigration problems"
Chase, "Mexicans"
Host, "Crime rate?
Chase, laughs and points to Meadows.
Host, "Perfect, 100 points!"
I cant really do this piece justice by typing it up, but I thought it was hilarious and wanted to share, has anyone else seen this?