She'll Be Selling Her Body to Playboy By Next Year

[Jason Tate]

Tila Tequlia (http://www.myspace.com/tilatequlia) has a music video. Watch this monstrosity in the replies.

[Jason Tate]

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[JohnnyG]

Haha

[Jamie Pham]

I Will Fuck You Up!!!!!

[Scott Weber]

I think she's already been in playboy. At least she's posed nude for some magazine somewhat recently.

[Jared Kaufman]

Who the hell is Tila Tequila? Man, I'm really slacking on pop-culture as of late.

[ammar]

Shes purrty
but yeah like Jared said, who the fuck is she? never heard of her

[BGP]

wow

[JulieLynn]

thank god i can't see this at work. video block ftw!

[Jwm1986]

ive heard the name before, but cannot figure out who she is...Anybody know?

P.S this girl makes paris hilton and lindsey lohan look like musical geniuses.

[julia_bagulia]

She'll fuck you up, but she loves you anyways??

ooookaaaaay.

she's right though, she is a crazy bitch.

[JulieLynn]

this chick seems to be the "queen of myspace" or some stupid shit like that. someone was talking about her last week in a thread.

[kevinhagan]

shes the girl who has the most friends on myspace and the most page views. she was in maxim a few months ago and she has her own show now i think. that was pretty bad. she is hot though.

[nicklogan]

this is awesome

[Jared Kaufman]

shes the girl who has the most friends on myspace and the most page views. she was in maxim a few months ago and she has her own show now i think. that was pretty bad. she is hot though.
She's "famous" based on that? That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard, seriously. That's a worse way/reason for fame than what got Paris Hilton where she is. She's not even good-looking.

[Jason Tate]

shes the girl who has the most friends on myspace and the most page views. she was in maxim a few months ago and she has her own show now i think. that was pretty bad. she is hot though.
Hot? She looks like she was hit in the face with a frying pan. She is not hot.

[GiggsOho]

"Watch this monstrosity in the replies."




Only one of the many reasons I love this website. I'm still laughing to myself.

[JulieLynn]

She's "famous" based on that? That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard, seriously. That's a worse way/reason for fame than what got Paris Hilton where she is. She's not even good-looking.

yeah, its pretty sad when the only friends you have are on myspace.

[Jason Tate]

She's "famous" based on that? That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard, seriously. That's a worse way/reason for fame than what got Paris Hilton where she is. She's not even good-looking.
She has over a million "friends" - and could only sell like 10,000 copies of this song on itunes.

[Jared Kaufman]

She has over a million "friends" - and could only sell like 10,000 copies of this song on itunes.
Haha, pwned.

[Trainsaw]

she used to do car show stuff for NOPI and HIN, then apparently moved onto the myspace thing. That song his horrible however

[Scott Weber]

Haha, I thought pretty much everyone on MySpace knew who she was. She was one of those people, like Forbidden, that joined MySpace super early so back in 03/04, before there were Top 8's, the friends were sorted by who had been on MySpace the longest, so since Forbidden and Tila Tequila (who at the time was a model) had made pages super early, they got tons of friends because well, they were hot chicks on MySpace. So they showed up in just about everyone's top 8 because they were on so early and had tons of friends, which led to more friends, etc, etc. But the introduction of the Top 8 really killed their popularity. If you were a late bloomer to myspace it's understandable why you won't know who she was.

[diggins]

she should really quit the music industry and stick to being the biggest whore on myspace, she seems to be pretty good at that.

[GiggsOho]

And what poor schmuck had to film this trash? Seriously, if you are the director, aren't you going "Man....I really just should have stuck with that Accounting major...maybe I'll go to Starbucks after we wrap for today...I heard their hiring...."

[Iamhome]

Who the hell is Tila Tequila? Man, I'm really slacking on pop-culture as of late.

Shes purrty
but yeah like Jared said, who the fuck is she? never heard of her

ive heard the name before, but cannot figure out who she is...Anybody know?

P.S this girl makes paris hilton and lindsey lohan look like musical geniuses.

Never heard of her.

But I'm sure she can't be any more worse than Panic at the Disco or some other terrible pop-punk band.

In general - If Myspace never made it big, she would've never made it big. She was one of the first (and most successful) to use myspace as a tool of mass promotion. She just took her close off, hid her lack of talent behind her 'sexy'(in most peoples eyes) body, and let the friend requests keep coming. She's been on TV, news stations and a lot of other press, as the queen of Myspace. She was upset when Myspace blocked widgets, because it totally ruined her 'online album sales.'


I guess she can be considered smart; definately not talented.

[Iamhome]

And what poor schmuck had to film this trash? Seriously, if you are the director, aren't you going "Man....I really just should have stuck with that Accounting major...maybe I'll go to Starbucks after we wrap for today...I heard their hiring...."

I'm sure he's in it for the money. I don't think the thought of filming a shitty artist mattered to this producer; it's the same paycheck either way.

[[Mike]]

She was a car show girl, then online nude picture girl, now MySpace artist. What a career.

[mewithcoldplay]

real name is Tila Nguyen....used to be an import model...i'd do her...ha

[Dan1234]

Hot? She looks like she was hit in the face with a frying pan. She is not hot.

Hit in the face with a frying pan? that's hott! i dig

[shes.a.ghost]

The music industry is pretty awesome.

[jetsto]

I'd do her too!

[thewk]

I'm so sick of this girl swimming in her own pool of mediocrity.

[halifaxonfire]

this chick's not even hot...

[IamTheINDUSTRY]

"i'll fuck you up! i love you...i love you" very insightful lyrics from this century's homer

[kevinhagan]

She's "famous" based on that? That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard, seriously. That's a worse way/reason for fame than what got Paris Hilton where she is. She's not even good-looking.

i never said she was famous. i was just informing the public.


Hot? She looks like she was hit in the face with a frying pan. She is not hot.

yea her face isnt great but i do like her body. and i sent u a pm yest, did u read it?

[bellaregazza]

P.S this girl makes paris hilton and lindsey lohan look like musical geniuses.


incredibly sad, but so true

[theartofsilence]

"i ain't got no shame" couldn't have put it better myself. she's average looking at best. another testament to the sad bastards that populate the internet.

[Roboman]

But I'm sure she can't be any more worse than Panic at the Disco or some other terrible pop-punk band.

Ummmmm...no.

And yeah, she isn't really that hot.

[silentsayge16]

I think she is the hottest Asian chick I have ever seen. I think she's like incredibly short. 4'9 or something like that. Someone correct me if I am wrong. Anyway, I think her music is pretty flippin' awesome. You have to give it up for people who try not to fit in quite so much.

[theartofsilence]

You have to give it up for people who try not to fit in quite so much.
Are you having a laugh?

[anyhizzy]

You have to give it up for people who try not to fit in quite so much.

flippin? people still say that?

trying not to fit in? shes just like every other dumb broad on the internet & myspace. she takes her clothes off to get attention from dudes.

[sean omerta]

I Will Fuck You Up!!!!!

Intimidation.

[Vismund_Cygnus]

She's hot...but let's face it, not the best singer...

[iceboxlint]

Does anyone else think she sounds like Tommy from the Rugrats, because that's who I hear when I listen to her voice. It's kind of creepy to imagine Tommy from the Rugrats singing such atrocious lyrics.

[lets ROCK it x]

Musical genius.

[BlinkFoundMSU]

wow.... video isn't for the under 18 crowd.... LMAO

[subtlemetricton]

i was going to masturbate to this.


no go.
horrid.

[Tony]

Why can't we sue the RIAA for unleashing this shit upon the world? That'd have more basis than most of the suits they've filed.

I can't believe people think she's hot. I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10 foot clown pole.

[buysoap]

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

The screaming of that is the best part

[mrxstripes]

LOL
She'll fuck you up, ha

[eversoinviting]

never heard of her

[LoserlyFirefly]

Does anyone else think she sounds like Tommy from the Rugrats, because that's who I hear when I listen to her voice. It's kind of creepy to imagine Tommy from the Rugrats singing such atrocious lyrics.

I was just about to say she sounds like a little boy but now that I think of it she really does sound like Tommy.

[santacruzice]

So that's what it's like to suck at life.

[12:46AM]

album of the year?

[kbauer]

skank
skank
skank.

[polaroidimpulse]

i pretty sure there's a full version floating around youtube.

now i need to go take a shower.

[Ruggiero2oo8]

fuck that. that is terrible.

[giovanni_c]

this must have been one centimeter away from a "(NSFW)" tag

[keeplioving]

probably the worst thing I've ever seen.

stupid Myspace. it produces a bunch of talentless people who gain tons of exposure.

[*crying stars*]

Bahahahahahahahaha.

[keeplioving]

I was just about to say she sounds like a little boy but now that I think of it she really does sound like Tommy.

I just went to listen to it again. and yes, yes she does sound like him. haha.
that's bad.

[Jawknee]

I think she's already been in playboy. At least she's posed nude for some magazines often.Fixed.

[notoaststereo]

shed do much better as a pornstar.

[kbauer]

probably the worst thing I've ever seen.

stupid Myspace. it produces a bunch of talentless people who gain tons of exposure.

true.

[drivethruaz]

Seriosuly, I don't even think she's that hott.

[sofriggencool]

ewww.

[theguilt engine]

Tate is just jealous.

[mallorylane13]

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. this is disgusting. that is nothing but trash. not music.

[duhpunk]

she sings?

[sugarkadi]

i just always wonder if these slutty girl artists ever want to be known for their music.

[risew/thefallen]

this is awesome


i second that motion

[Gleebo]

Just when you think you've pinned the worst thing to happen on music something else comes along and takes its spot. Im not sure where this crap fits in to the whole scale of things when you list it with Beyonce, Fergie, and The Pussycat Dolls but it definitely sucks.

[summer skin]

She's hot...but let's face it, not the best singer...
Hey gang, Vismounds right...not that theres five fucking pages saying the exact same thing or anything.

[Sokina]

When she says "I love you" in repetition... sounds creepy.

[marksescon]

She got found doing PlayBoy. The title for this is a little off.

[genericmadness]

i'm glad she loves U. personally i'm partial to 'W', but to each their own i guess