Which Would Be Less Real?

[Anton Djamoos]

Michael Jackson wants a 50-foot robotic replica (http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594) of himself to prowl the Las Vegas desert.
The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.
Submitted by NoOneRunsFaster

[KarKrim]

Oh no...save the 30 ft laser beam firing children!

[TomAce]

hahahahahahahaha people can talk shit about michael all they want but the bottom line is, he makes me a happier person, weather it be his music or his sheer insanity

[crit]

the giant robot will be pretty bummed to find out that there aren't any little robot boys, at which point he will destroy las vegas.

X-)

[IAPAI]

I really want to see this plan come to fruition. That way in hundreds of years, some anthropologists can base their entire careers around Michael Jackson and giant robotic technologies.

[brandnizzle2419]

i bought my mommy thriller for her birthday.

[evftb10tt]

that man scares me

[Burning Star IV]

Did we learn nothing from iRobot?

[Smash Adams]

Can robots rape boys, b/c if so this is really scary

[b32ben]

I think this is the most insaine/brilliant idea he has ever had

[AuTuMnEyEs]

At least now.. the robot will be his eyes, and ears.. to find little boys!

[stevecrumb]

what color do you think the robot will be?

[TallSteve15]

michael jackson is the man.
and y'all are just jealous that you dont have 50 ft robots!
haha

[cahrishurr]

hahahahahah wow

[ProjectMayhem33]

kinda cool, i hope this is actually made.

[Tristan Needler]

Hahahahahahaha.

[blimpcityhero11]

Hahaha Oh, Jacko...

[tbslover87]

so he want sa robot to make it easier to catch little boys? i hear robots can run/roll pretty quickly

[miltownrob]

what color do you think the robot will be?
it'll prolly change between black and white with lighting tricks

[MentalHealth1st]

I wonder how he came up with this....is it part of a childlike toy fascination.....a half-assed desire to destroy us all, who judge him......no, wait. How's he gonna pay for this?

[Rajdeep]

sounds so ridiculous. I really want to see it. I've been to vegas and there is stuff just as crazy......well maybe not, but close.

[sofriggencool]

haha what the fuck.
thats the best thing I've heard all day.

[NationalProduct]

haha im speechless

[halifaxonfire]

hahaha, i'd really like to see this thing built.

[Imtheotherguy]

Damn, he took my idea.

[Ryan Imhof]

what is the point of this..?

[halifaxonfire]

what is the point of this..?
what was the point of dangling his baby from a window? jacko does what he wants haha.

[crit]

what is the point of this..?
there is none...just a crazy man with crazy ideas and too much money.

[azrielen]

But will there also be 20-foot robotic children with giant tarps over their heads following him around?

Seriously, if Michael Jackson puts on a big Vegas show, I will so be there, if only for the OMG, WTF, and LOL factors. It will be must-see entertainment, no matter what.

[thisismyname]

WTF? My friends band just did this exact thing at the community center last night, get freckin original jackson.

[kgreen69er]

I won't be impressed until he announces that it will be naked.

[duhpunk]

this is the funniest thing ive heard all day

[AndrewC12]

havn't even read all three pages but already all the little boy jokes are overdone and unfunny!

[duhpunk]

I won't be impressed until he announces that it will be naked.


would his penis (assuming he has one) be black or white? im scared to find out. forget i asked

[theguilt engine]

hahahahahahahaha people can talk shit about michael all they want but the bottom line is, he makes me a happier person, weather it be his music or his sheer insanity

haha agreed. and your username is fabulous.

[Anton Djamoos]

hahahahahahahaha people can talk shit about michael all they want but the bottom line is, he makes me a happier person, weather it be his music or his sheer insanity
That really is a fantastic username. Ace Ventura is my favorite comedy of all-time.

[senatorlamb]

cool...Godzilla has a new monster to fight, Mecha-Jackson.

[duhpunk]

cool...Godzilla has a new monster to fight, Mecha-Jackson.

japan is pissed

[GQMike]

I Lol'd

[Adrian Villagomez]

Ew, a giant wacko? It's like an even more twisted version of the BFG.

http://www.hpc.susx.ac.uk/images/bfg.gif

[_kate]

"prowl" is definitely a good word to use
it would be a shame to spend all that money on the robot replica and then have him remove his nose altogether or do something similar that would make it an inaccurate portrayal. the odds for that thing's success just don't look too good.

[Steps&Numbers]

Michael is the man. Making fun of him is so easy that its gotten way old, just like with Bush

[*crying stars*]

Hahahahaha.

[TomFoolery]

"All i want is a frickin 50 foot robot with a frickin lazer attached to its head! is that too much to ask?"

[TomAce]

haha agreed. and your username is fabulous.

That really is a fantastic username. Ace Ventura is my favorite comedy of all-time.

Finally! Ive been on here for over a year, and no one has known what its from. There is a god.

[moronikbass]

best early april fools day joke ive ever heard....actually just best joke ive ever heard

[bassguy]

man i want a 50 foot laser firing replica of myself.
wish i was rich.

[ETesdall]

Did we learn nothing from iRobot?

hahahaha thank you.

[Hainzey X]

say what you want about Michael's personality, appearance, personal life or whatever but bottom line is the man has made timeless music that will go down in history as some of the best music ever recorded and being one of the best performers of all time. i'll admitt, his private life is pretty sketchy and his appearance is a little creepy but come on this is a music site, not a tabloid.
/end rant.

[mrpeepers32411]

I was having a bad today until I read this story...thank you Mr. Jackson for being so insane that in fact you have now become a genius!!! Only Jackson could could up with such a wild and out of this world idea as a giant robot roaming the desert of Vegas shooting lasers. I applaud you!

[Prestonxsmith]

He doesn't want it in the desert. He wants it in Las Vegas.

[theguilt engine]

Finally! Ive been on here for over a year, and no one has known what its from. There is a god.

This is Ace....Tom Ace. TOM ACE, pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congratulate you on all your success...you smell terrific! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at... Stanford Law... was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?

[soundofthebrown]

o wow.

[Anton Djamoos]

This is Ace....Tom Ace. TOM ACE, pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congratulate you on all your success...you smell terrific! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at... Stanford Law... was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?
Haha, you beat me to it.

"Very very well..."
"Wonderful. Oh look darling, it's the hors d'ouevres..."
Walks away with a devilish look.

[Gil Schwartzman]

I want a 50 foot robit :(

[captainamazing4]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

thats all i have to say

[duhpunk]

noel gallagher is pissed he didnt think of it first

[soruthless]

wow, this just made my day but hey, "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas" no wonder hes living there

[Low Level Owl]

wow, this just made my day but hey, "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas" no wonder hes living there
i hope it can moonwalk...

[stevecrumb]

Michael is the man. Making fun of him is so easy that its gotten way old, just like with Bush

Making fun of Bush will never get old. If I can't make fun of how retarded he is and how awful this administration is, I think I'll cry myself to death.

[SungDuck88]

anything for the king of pop. :-)

[thewebguy]

this is the best news all week

[Silver Bullets]

Will the robot have gone through plastic surgery? I hope it's nose is super narrow and sharp and doubles as a machine gun.

[LillieDesigns]

A real surrealist.

[JustAnotherPoet]

hahahahaha...crazy or not i love this guy...if this happens the world is going to be a far more interesting place...

[The Database]

I've always wanted to be able to shoot laser beams out of my cock.

[patrickstar1223]

the giant robot will be pretty bummed to find out that there aren't any little robot boys, at which point he will destroy las vegas.

X-)

Hahahahahahahaha!

[The Cat Army]

Hilarious.

[watchthesky07]

Wow....hahahha....this just made my day

:-)

[ESundy36]

You've got to be kidding me. This is both hilarious and awful at the same time.

[Pascal DeMaria]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha hahah

[SynesthesiaX]

Originally Posted by theguilt enginehttp://images.absolutepunk.net/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=6080993#post608099 3)
This is Ace....Tom Ace. TOM ACE, pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congratulate you on all your success...you smell terrific! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at... Stanford Law... was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?

Haha, you beat me to it.

"Very very well..."
"Wonderful. Oh look darling, it's the hors d'ouevres..."
Walks away with a devilish look

Ha, thats fantastic!
Made my day, I've even forgotton about this Jackson thing...

[DeadCityScars]

they better make the extension cord short in case he goes rogue. that way he can't take over the world

[tbalz]

hahaha, that's awesome!

[secretemily]

epic.

[NoOneRunsFaster]

what is the point of this..?

now the 50 foot robot can dangle babies from its...

nevermind

also... this robot idea... one more reason michael jackson is my hero, dude gets a zoo, amusement parks, he gets to touch little boys, and now he has the potential to be remembered as a huge robot, not like he wasnt a cyborg already

[DeGausseR187]

rofl

[The Revisionist]

I would love to have a fifty foot robot of myself.

[Adrian Villagomez]

I would love to have a fifty foot robot of myself.Would you settle for two fifty-foot robots in the likeness of Raph porking April?

[PoliticalMike]

Thats nice, but he doesn't have the financial backing or funds to make such a thing happen. Jackson will be taking his Beatles back catalog and even that may not be enough to keep his lifestyle going. He currently has tons of loans and leans he needs to pay off.

Anyone that really wants to know Jacko's financial situation should check out Roger Friedman's columns on Jacko. Jacko lives in a fantasy world and has about zero financial pull right now outside of living off friends. The money he is going to get from his Beatles catalog will be awesome by normal people standards, but the money won't be near enough for Jacko.

[PoliticalMike]

Let me say this one more time for everyone on this thread.

JACKO LIVES IN A FANTASY WORLD. THIS ROBOT WILL NEVER COME TO FRUITION. ANYONE REMEMBER JACKO'S KARTINA RELIEF SONG? THE ROBOT GOES IN THE BIN WITH IT.

[~*HolyRoller*~]

rotfl...that made my day.

[norarae]

wow. i am anticipating this.

[punkrawker515]

the giant robot will be pretty bummed to find out that there aren't any little robot boys, at which point he will destroy las vegas.

X-)

hahahahhaha

omg.

how vain can you be.

silly michael jackson.

[<3rkwon]

ive wanted to be as cool as the king of pop for like 20 years now. this guy is a legend

[dtrzcin]

hahahahahahahaha people can talk shit about michael all they want but the bottom line is, he makes me a happier person, weather it be his music or his sheer insanity

:shudder: did you spend a night at Neverland Ranch?

[Iamhome]

I wonder how he came up with this....is it part of a childlike toy fascination.....a half-assed desire to destroy us all, who judge him......no, wait. How's he gonna pay for this?

Are you serious? The man owns his own themepark.

[Iamhome]

Thats nice, but he doesn't have the financial backing or funds to make such a thing happen. Jackson will be taking his Beatles back catalog and even that may not be enough to keep his lifestyle going. He currently has tons of loans and leans he needs to pay off.

Anyone that really wants to know Jacko's financial situation should check out Roger Friedman's columns on Jacko. Jacko lives in a fantasy world and has about zero financial pull right now outside of living off friends. The money he is going to get from his Beatles catalog will be awesome by normal people standards, but the money won't be near enough for Jacko.

Who the fuck is Jacko.

Also, If you read the article... The Robot is part of an elaborate show, which would be going on in vegas. I'm not sure if you know how much money big name performers have pulled in doing shows in vegas (being showcased for months at a time, like an attraction...) but i'm sure he can work enough into the contract if he plays it right.

[PoliticalMike]

Are you serious? The man owns his own themepark.


You do know neverland ranch has had the gates shut for months now and Jacko hasn't made a payment to any employees in the same timeframe. If it wasn't for him gettiing his catalog bought out he wouldn't be able to pay back the $30 million he owes towards the place.

Hes not nearly as rich as anyone would assume here.

[PoliticalMike]

Who the fuck is Jacko.

Also, If you read the article... The Robot is part of an elaborate show, which would be going on in vegas. I'm not sure if you know how much money big name performers have pulled in doing shows in vegas (being showcased for months at a time, like an attraction...) but i'm sure he can work enough into the contract if he plays it right.


He has been trying to get a deal in Vegas for a while now. The fact that he still can't get anything goin in Vegas or ont he recording front should tell you how in deamnd Jacko is right now. Doesn't it strike you as weird that the king of pop can't even get anyone to make a record with him?

[Iamhome]

He has been trying to get a deal in Vegas for a while now. The fact that he still can't get anything goin in Vegas or ont he recording front should tell you how in deamnd Jacko is right now. Doesn't it strike you as weird that the king of pop can't even get anyone to make a record with him?


Yeah, I guess he pretty much ruined himself then.

[screamoutmyname]

hahahahaha

[Ruggiero2oo8]

haha wtf.

[altemose09]

say what

[WingDings]

Michael is the man. Making fun of him is so easy that its gotten way old, just like with Bush
Dude, he sleeps with kids.

[rufiocardtime]

Dude, he sleeps with kids.

he DID sleep with kids which was totally wrong.

but he still has made better music and is a better entertainer than 99% of the artists and bands popularized on this site.

[PoliticalMike]

he DID sleep with kids which was totally wrong.

but he still has made better music and is a better entertainer than 99% of the artists and bands popularized on this site.


I'm reminded of the South Park NAMBLA episode where they try to explain themselves at the end. In the words of Stan "DUDE HE SLEEPS WITH KIDS"


You undertsand that Jacko is a pedophile right and there is no cure for pedophilia?

[rufiocardtime]

I'm reminded of the South Park NAMBLA episode where they try to explain themselves at the end. In the words of Stan "DUDE HE SLEEPS WITH KIDS"


You undertsand that Jacko is a pedophile right and there is no cure for pedophilia?

he's been found innocent by a jury of his peers...twice.

i just think he has some pretty big issues still, but pedophilia isn't one of them.