Caligula

[brutusUbastard]

Give it up for the worst film you could ever possibly see (except for maybe, Sasquatch Hunters). If you've never seen it, (and actually want to), the unrated version is the only way to go. Otherwise, stay away from this film at all costs. It is the worst fucking waste of talent (Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole) in cinema history.

[Shatter590]

caligula appointes his HORSE as defense minister of rome...

[AShannon04]

isn't this movie basically porn?

[IAmNietzche]

isn't this movie basically porn?
soft-core

[brutusUbastard]

soft-core

Have you not seen the unrated cut? Some of that shit is pretty hardcore.

[AP_Punk]

Sounds interesting.

[brutusUbastard]

Sounds interesting.

If by interesting you mean chicks peeing on tortured corpses, guys jacking off into bowls, guys blowing each other, dead men having the dicks cut off and fed to dogs, and mutilated freaks having sex, then this is right up your ally. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the 30 foot high slow moving wall of death used to kill people who are buried up to their necks.

[AP_Punk]

If by interesting you mean chicks peeing on tortured corpses, guys jacking off into bowls, guys blowing each other, dead men having the dicks cut off and fed to dogs, and mutilated freaks having sex, then this is right up your ally. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the 30 foot high slow moving wall of death used to kill people who are buried up to their necks.

X-)

Goddamn, that sounds crazy.

[DroppedUrPocket]

If by interesting you mean chicks peeing on tortured corpses, guys jacking off into bowls, guys blowing each other, dead men having the dicks cut off and fed to dogs, and mutilated freaks having sex, then this is right up your ally. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the 30 foot high slow moving wall of death used to kill people who are buried up to their necks.

I think I need to watch this.

[SaoMattie]

I think I need to watch this.

I KNOW I need to watch this

[DroppedUrPocket]

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO TURNED ON


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[brutusUbastard]

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO TURNED ON


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Prepare to really be turned on when Malcolm McDowell anally fists the newly wed groom

[DroppedUrPocket]

Prepare to really be turned on when Malcolm McDowell anally fists the newly wed groom

http://i12.tinypic.com/2h4b0w7.gif

[brutusUbastard]

http://i12.tinypic.com/2h4b0w7.gif

Yeah theres a couple scenes that do that as well

[SaoMattie]

Prepare to really be turned on when Malcolm McDowell anally fists the newly wed groom

Malcolm McDowell can do no wrong, I bet it was the best anal fisting of her life

[DroppedUrPocket]

his*


hahaha

[brutusUbastard]

Malcolm McDowell can do no wrong, I bet it was the best anal fisting of his life

corrected

[SaoMattie]

his*


hahaha

haha, Im really disappointed this isnt available on Netflix

[SaoMattie]

great minds think alike i suppose

[brutusUbastard]

great minds think alike i suppose

When I originally saw the movie, it was with a bet. The bet was if you can sit through this movie, one of my friends would punch himself in the face 5 times as hard as possible. All 8 or 9 of us sat through an hour of it before deciding that we wasted an hour of our life. The only way to rectify this mistake was to finish the last hour and a half to see the beating. The real mistake was that we wasted the extra hour and a half.

[SaoMattie]

When I originally saw the movie, it was with a bet. The bet was if you can sit through this movie, one of my friends would punch himself in the face 5 times as hard as possible. All 8 or 9 of us sat through an hour of it before deciding that we wasted an hour of our life. The only way to rectify this mistake was to finish the last hour and a half to see the beating. The real mistake was that we wasted the extra hour and a half.

haha, It was funny that you made this thread yesterday because I just learned about Caligula in Roman History yesterday, he was a pretty fucked up guy. I want to see this movie, but I wouldn't be expecting much of course.