Kids say the darndest things

[unoriginal]

What was a classic thing you said as a child??

Mine? In first grade I told my mom that I wanted to have sex with this kid Timothy in my class. She asked me what sex was and I said "when two people take off their clothes, lie in bed and watch tv". True story.


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[rxbanfan]

Originally posted by unoriginal
What was a classic thing you said as a child??

Mine? In first grade I told my mom that I wanted to have sex with this kid Timothy in my class. She asked me what sex was and I said "when two people take off their clothes, lie in bed and watch tv". True story.


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congrats... lol i rarely use lol unless i actually do...


we called penis's petey pete.......

[Greg]

i would make fun of my little brother for hanging with a girl. like doing that "sitting in a tree" or whatever song and stuff. i was like 8. and then i would go hang out with a girl. so i was a hypocrite or whatever.

[BrandNewDream]

this happened in another language, but it's still funny...

i was in poland with my family, and i had heard a word that meant "fuck off" thinking it meant "go away"...later, at dinner in front of like 15 ppl, a bee came by me and i told it to "fuck off"...all eyes were on me, i smiled and laughed and was like "what?!" and everyone just laughed.

[ReFuSeD!]

When I was about 3 I drew all over the walls with crayon and tried blaming it on our old dog.

I didnt exactly say this, but when I was two our family had a big christmas party and I went around drinking the tiny sips of beer left in people's bottles that they didnt drink. It doesnt take much to get a toddler pissed. I went him sick, throwing up everywhere. I was scared to barf in the toilet so I think I went in just about every room in the house.

[sigh]

in like first grade i found charcoal on the playground and so i drew on the walls...(the principal called it graffiti, i call it art.) Well, it wasnt hard to find the culprit since i wrote "by Sean" at the end.:D

[HIPVTENTSL]

what funny things you people do and say as children

[ifeelused]

i use to go "doo be do be doo"

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Greg
i would make fun of my little brother for hanging with a girl. like doing that "sitting in a tree" or whatever song and stuff. i was like 8. and then i would go hang out with a girl. so i was a hypocrite or whatever.
And then that little girl broke your heart...after all of those peanut butter and jelly sandwiches you made her! Emo at 8.

[nostalgia]

I wrote in a journal when i was 8 that i hated my life and i wanted to die.

ahahha. on that happy note. i used to say 5-teen and when i watched seinfield i always asked questions that made my parents uncomfortable. ahahah. WOO

[BrandNewRock05]

When I was like 2 and a half or something I went out for my first trick or treating...I was super man. I still had some trouble pronouncing words though, such as thank you...my parents told me to thank everyone, so when i said thank you it sounded like "fuck you", my parents had to do damage control after that, "thats nice of you to say THANK YOU, michael" stuff like that

[suckerpunch_]

i shat my pants a bunch in kindergarden, but thats not really funny just sad

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by suckerpunch_
i shat my pants a bunch in kindergarden, but thats not really funny just sad

you poor thing.

[asubtledaggerx]

I used to hang around my sister alot when I was little, and she has a bit of a swearing problem so I picked up some words from her. And in grade 1 when I was tying my shoe in class and I couldn't get it I started to yell fuck.

[HIPVTENTSL]

my brother called people 'jerk offs' because he saw it on seinfield, he was 7

[+gloR+]

I don't have meny memories from my childhood, only that I liked breaking my classmates pencils in kindergarden..I still break some. Oh.. and then of course getting dissed by my brother, he farted on my face and told me bible stories of the end of days..stuff like that:(

[the_champ_is_here]

When Ace Ventura came out, I called my sister fatty and saddle-bags constantly, almost pushing her into bulimia.

I also once asked my mom if she was a virgin.

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Mikey
When Ace Ventura came out, I called my sister fatty and saddle-bags constantly, almost pushing her into bulimia.

I also once asked my mom if she was a virgin.
You are a mean soul

[AudioBoxers]

I remeber when I was little when my dad owned his surf shop, It is still in the family, cus I got it now. But anyways he was throwing a pro surf demo, and there was like I think 20 pros and a bunch of ams, so there were tons of people there. I heard my dad say "Fuck You" on the phone so you can only guess what happened next. I was walking around with my mom and I would go "Fuck You" to someone then when they would go "exuse me" I pointed at my mom, it was classic

[Matthew]

umm....

one time when my grandpa was reading the newspaper in the morning i greeted him with an enthusiastic " good morning, shithead!" and proceeded to blame it on my stuffed animal

[BrandNewDream]

Originally posted by Matthew
umm....

one time when my grandpa was reading the newspaper in the morning i greeted him with an enthusiastic " good morning, shithead!" and proceeded to blame it on my stuffed animal

Matt, your story was the only one that actually made me laugh out loud...good times.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by Mikey
When Ace Ventura came out, I called my sister fatty and saddle-bags constantly, almost pushing her into bulimia.

I also once asked my mom if she was a virgin.

hahahaha

one time in like 4th grade i got pissed off and i called my friend a bitch and shes like im telling my dad! and i was like no no im sorry im sorry! haha.

[Frodo]

Originally posted by sigh
in like first grade i found charcoal on the playground and so i drew on the walls...(the principal called it graffiti, i call it art.) Well, it wasnt hard to find the culprit since i wrote "by Sean" at the end.:D

Haha I did the exact same thing, had to go to the principals office.

[SayNo2daBunny]

i remeber one time my grandma got really sick so she was stuck in the hospital. My whole relatives went to go visit her so i was stuck w/ my little cousins. My little cousins were being so loud and running around in the hospital halls and i couldn't shut them up..this old man ask me to shut them up...so i just yelled "shut up! people are dying in here!" man, i was like 8 when that happened...

[Greg]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
And then that little girl broke your heart...after all of those peanut butter and jelly sandwiches you made her! Emo at 8.

cep we stayed great friends until i had to move... then i lost touch with her. she is the only girl that i liked that didnt break my heart.