unexpected hook-ups..

[Ilovepoprock]

So, I'm hanging out with my friend his girlfriend and one of her friends. It was one of those weird situations where your friends are trying to set you up, but you're just not feeling it. Anyways, long story short, she was quiet and awkward the whole night but the moment we ended up alone she went straight down on me???

i was like omfglolzrzwtf?

Unexpected.

Anyone else had an experience like this.

[laxcrs]

hahah thats awesome, and yeh this one time it was me this girl who i was close with and a gay guy who was friends of the girl, so anyways we were just chilling at a park on one summer night and the gay guy dared me and the girl to hook up but she totally shot down the idea and was like no it would be weird we are too good friends and i was like :-( but after we dropped him off the first thing she said was wanna go back to the park? and yehh it was good times after that

[AnF1500]

Its always the quiet ones.

[atticus1492]

That sounds glorious.

[AP_Punk]

Amazing.

[melvicious]

So, I'm hanging out with my friend his girlfriend and one of her friends. It was one of those weird situations where your friends are trying to set you up, but you're just not feeling it. Anyways, long story short, she was quiet and awkward the whole night but the moment we ended up alone she went straight down on me???

i was like omfglolzrzwtf?

Unexpected.

Anyone else had an experience like this.i wish you said this out loud right at that moment

[reductiondesign]

Wow. Crazy.

[danielineffigy]

i wish you said this out loud right at that moment
That would have made the story ten times better.

[infamous_alias]

My ex of three weeks just fucked a bi dude...that was pretty unexpected.

[lake of tears]

it might happen to me in the coming week:-)

[FatJordan]

it might happen to me in the coming week:-)

But isn't that expecting it? That's not unexpected.

[Ilovepoprock]

i wish you said this out loud right at that moment

I did, i was like "Oh my fucking god (i laughed out loud) what the fuck?" She just looked at me like a dear in the headlights for a second then continued.

I can't get it to unbold...weird...

[Ilovepoprock]

This leads me to another question. I was thinking about it afterward because i have a habit of over-thinking a good thing, and i realized she showed no signs of interest or even being comfortable ALL NIGHT. Then the moment we were alone BAM! she was on me. Total gear change, seemed odd to me.

Any opinions on what underlies this odd contradiction?

[hockey0001]

it means shes a slut and you should make her the best thing ever, "fuck buddies!"

[laxcrs]

But isn't that expecting it? That's not unexpected.

hahahahhah exactly what i was going to say

[AnF1500]

This leads me to another question. I was thinking about it afterward because i have a habit of over-thinking a good thing, and i realized she showed no signs of interest or even being comfortable ALL NIGHT. Then the moment we were alone BAM! she was on me. Total gear change, seemed odd to me.

Any opinions on what underlies this odd contradiction?

She probably knows she doesn't have great social skills/and is akward in general....so she makes up for it the eastiest way.

[Smithers]

This leads me to another question. I was thinking about it afterward because i have a habit of over-thinking a good thing, and i realized she showed no signs of interest or even being comfortable ALL NIGHT. Then the moment we were alone BAM! she was on me. Total gear change, seemed odd to me.

Any opinions on what underlies this odd contradiction?

set ups/first dates always start like that. it's awkward because you don't know them, but if you're into her, you don't know when to make a move because you're not sure if she feels the same. but sometimes she does and makes the first move.

next thing you know it's anal.

[melvicious]

I did, i was like "Oh my fucking god (i laughed out loud) what the fuck?" She just looked at me like a dear in the headlights for a second then continued.

I can't get it to unbold...weird...
you stud

[Ilovepoprock]

you stud

That's not true, I just said it because it was funny...:)

[danielplaysbass]

Its always the quiet ones.

so true

[melvicious]

That's not true, I just said it because it was funny...:)but I said it.

[Ilovepoprock]

but I said it.

I said it to your mom...

[melvicious]

I said it to your mom...
most people do

[Sleepaway]

set ups/first dates always start like that. it's awkward because you don't know them, but if you're into her, you don't know when to make a move because you're not sure if she feels the same. but sometimes she does and makes the first move.

next thing you know it's anal.

hahah

[Iamhome]

Go get tested.

[nonamesleft]

she's horny

[Ilovepoprock]

she's horny

but, she didn't ask for ANYTHING back.

[FatJordan]

She probably knows she doesn't have great social skills/and is akward in general....so she makes up for it the eastiest way.

And the most efficient.

[nonamesleft]

but, she didn't ask for ANYTHING back.

well, some girls just don't like to recieve
and it makes them happy knowing they made you happy :)

[Exsanguination]

thats amazing.

give me some of your powers.

[Ilovepoprock]

well, some girls just don't like to recieve
and it makes them happy knowing they made you happy :)

It doesn't make sense that she'd do it because she was horny but not want to get off.

[Ilovepoprock]

thats amazing.

give me some of your powers.

/given

[atticus1492]

well, some girls just don't like to recieve
and it makes them happy knowing they made you happy :)

These girls haven't let me give it to them.

[BILLY AGE 8]

haha, the other day i was with all my friends, which rarely happens because i am 4 hours away,

but anyway, its late and most everyone has gone home, so i am in my friends car, in the back with a girl that i always hit on, but just for fun, mostly as a joke, but anyway,

we end up making out while he is still talking to us, and he totally didnt even know, so he sat there and talked, and when he would ask me something i would out of the corner of my mouth while still attached say "totally!" or "cool" or something like that, but then she really got into it and so we actually made some noise,

and he was like "wow that was a loud one! Dont worry it turns me on" and that was about where we stopped for a while, my friend purposefully is awkward when i am with girls, such as walking my girl to her car, he just walks out the front door and stands there and watches us, and walks closer and watches.

its hilarious but can be annoying at times

[the_champ_is_here]

haha, the other day i was with all my friends, which rarely happens because i am 4 hours away,

but anyway, its late and most everyone has gone home, so i am in my friends car, in the back with a girl that i always hit on, but just for fun, mostly as a joke, but anyway,

we end up making out while he is still talking to us, and he totally didnt even know, so he sat there and talked, and when he would ask me something i would out of the corner of my mouth while still attached say "totally!" or "cool" or something like that, but then she really got into it and so we actually made some noise,

and he was like "wow that was a loud one! Dont worry it turns me on" and that was about where we stopped for a while, my friend purposefully is awkward when i am with girls, such as walking my girl to her car, he just walks out the front door and stands there and watches us, and walks closer and watches.

its hilarious but can be annoying at times

One time I was leaving a bar with this girl and she was all sly and asked me if I needed a ride, I said yes and my friend who was literally getting into his car at that moment slams his door and goes "I need a ride too."

Of course he invited himself over to my house and didn't leave all night, leaving me with zero alone time. I forgave him on account of all the alcohol, but I told him if he ever pulled some shit like that again I'd shave his head when he passes out.

[Smithers]

One time I was leaving a bar with this girl and she was all sly and asked me if I needed a ride, I said yes and my friend who was literally getting into his car at that moment slams his door and goes "I need a ride too."

Of course he invited himself over to my house and didn't leave all night, leaving me with zero alone time. I forgave him on account of all the alcohol, but I told him if he ever pulled some shit like that again I'd shave his head when he passes out.


cockblocking should be punishable by castration.

seriously.

[deapcutz]

I try to plan when i am going to hook up with someone. For some odd reason unexpected hook- ups freak me out. I mean i have been there before and it always turns out bad so i try my best to aviod them.

[heartsynapse]

Haha, I love how sex threads just explode.

But honestly, you are a lucky man.

[Flags of Dawn]

i had sex with a lesbian once, and then almost got her pregnant. bad times.

[deapcutz]

wow that is crazy- but im sure you had fun

[Chancetobe]

Are you sure she wasn't sending you quiet "let's have sex" signals all night and you just didn't notice? Sometimes girls think you can read their minds.

[Ilovepoprock]

Are you sure she wasn't sending you quiet "let's have sex" signals all night and you just didn't notice? Sometimes girls think you can read their minds.

That is very possible. I kinda asked her about it last night, and she said "yeah i get that a lot, i just have a hard time inserting myself in group conversation so i seem shy."

I was talking to my friend about it and she said "Dude, haven't you ever been in a room where you can tell two people can't wait to leave and fuck eachother, that's what she was feeling toward you, you're just too stupid to get it."

[Chancetobe]

That is very possible. I kinda asked her about it last night, and she said "yeah i get that a lot, i just have a hard time inserting myself in group conversation so i seem shy."

I was talking to my friend about it and she said "Dude, haven't you ever been in a room where you can tell two people can't wait to leave and fuck eachother, that's what she was feeling toward you, you're just too stupid to get it."

Haha. So, you just have to stop being so oblivious and it won't seem so random anymore. Try to pick up on the brain waves.

And your still with her? That's cute.

[Logan95]

I've never met a girl that goes down without expecting something back i.e. oral, money or a ring.

[Dan CiTi]

You're one really fucking lucky kid.

[BILLY AGE 8]

One time I was leaving a bar with this girl and she was all sly and asked me if I needed a ride, I said yes and my friend who was literally getting into his car at that moment slams his door and goes "I need a ride too."

Of course he invited himself over to my house and didn't leave all night, leaving me with zero alone time. I forgave him on account of all the alcohol, but I told him if he ever pulled some shit like that again I'd shave his head when he passes out.

haha thats funny,

i say shave his head anyway