Condoms? Birth Control?

[fightfair]

I recently lost my virginity the other day...I used a condom.
Is their any real tips and advice you would give to a pal like me?

[thejetstolehome]

don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

[pshh]

don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

that made me lol

[atticus1492]

Retrace your steps until you find your virginity. Hold on to it this time.

[Cheshire_Buddha]

Anal + Donkey Punch = Good Times

[Smithers]

i heard pulling out works.

[nonamesleft]

Retrace your steps until you find your virginity. Hold on to it this time.

lmao brilliant

[FatJordan]

NEVER go ass to mouth.

[biodegradable]

Retrace your steps until you find your virginity. Hold on to it this time.

that is all too true. not enough people are virgins these days. they give it away without a second thought. i personally believe you should stay a virgin as long as possible.

as for advice, i would suggest condom, birth control, spermicide, and abstinence. for real.
none of this 'pull it out' shit. i have friends who use both condom and spermicide, and that works for them, but birth control is good just to be safe. ALWAYS use a condom, even if you are using birth control too- it isnt always reliable, especially if it's your first time on the pill. plus, i've heard herpes isnt too fun, and neither is the syph.

hope this helped, and good luck. dont bang your girl too hard.
;-)

[cfear]

just keep a clothes hanger handy.

[atticus1492]

just keep a clothes hanger handy.

Haha. This response is pure gold.

And I am not talking fool's gold. I am talking pure gold.

[reductiondesign]

just keep a clothes hanger handy.

Ahahaha.

[topsecret]

never go into battle without armour!

i had to pull the hail mary when i was 18. i never wore protection & i ended up getting a girl pregnant that was on the pill. my best friend just got his girlfriend pregnant & she's on the pill as well. my friend is dumb & refuses to wear condoms though. i always wear one now. i don't need the risk of a girl keeping it or having to pay again. ha. suit up.

[thewk]

just keep a clothes hanger handy.
Terrible..

..ly hilarious!

[JIMMYateEARTH]

Retrace your steps until you find your virginity. Hold on to it this time.

This made me laugh.



GO tell your parents. I'm sure your dad will give you a High five.

[SingleDoubt]

id start with the search function, asshole.

[Smithers]

never go into battle without armour!

i had to pull the hail mary when i was 18. i never wore protection & i ended up getting a girl pregnant that was on the pill. my best friend just got his girlfriend pregnant & she's on the pill as well. my friend is dumb & refuses to wear condoms though. i always wear one now. i don't need the risk of a girl keeping it or having to pay again. ha. suit up.

that's crazy.

ever since i went without one (gf on the pill), having to wear one has felt like the biggest letdown.

moral of the story: always wear one until you plan on having kids.

[emerypearl]

NEVER go ass to mouth.
hahaha

[theguilt engine]

i heard pulling out works.

haha i've been doing this for so long...so far it's worked...but it's so unrewarding. its almost better to use a condom so you can just cum. ahhh.

[TheByrus]

push her down the stairs every couple of weeks.

[The Database]

id start with the search function, asshole.
Blah blah blah. Quit whining.<3

[Smithers]

haha i've been doing this for so long...so far it's worked...but it's so unrewarding. its almost better to use a condom so you can just cum. ahhh.

i usually pull out even if i'm wearing one, just to be safe.

[theguilt engine]

i usually pull out even if i'm wearing one, just to be safe.

whoa. wow, that's no fun dude. that would just be weird to just like...chill there getting off in a condom?

[AnF1500]

push her down the stairs every couple of weeks.

I lol'd.

[Branevember31]

Hahahha...


lots of good responses in this

[Smithers]

whoa. wow, that's no fun dude. that would just be weird to just like...chill there getting off in a condom?

i had a broken condom scare, so since then i go the extra mile.

[ForeverInADay]

I recently lost my virginity the other day...I used a condom.
Is their any real tips and advice you would give to a pal like me?

what a sad brag on the internet.

[2wo_2one]

^He had to tell somebody.

[rockitmarty]

lmao haha

[popdisaster00]

For serious, before my lady was on birth control, we used condoms. and one of them broke. we had to get the morning after pill, which sucks, but we took care of it. anyway, you never want to be that scared. actually, it'd be worse to actually get her preggo. that'd be pretty scary. anywho, she's on the pill now, and i reccomend that. because after having sex without a condom, it's extremely hard to go back to condoms. you really notice how much feeling they cut out. so, hop on the BC but incorporate some fun into it, like splurging all over her face. you wont come in her AND it feels like you're in a porno.

[Virock]

Dude Always Use both, because condom are 99.5 or 9 % effective and sometimes condom won't be even that effective. lol and don't think putting it out is another technique because that shit never works man!!! but yeah dude always bring protection and don't be a fool tell her to use a birth control pill so both can have little bit of fun with out having baby and marriage thoughts. that is big turn off!!!

keep the fun going my friend!!
Uncle Virock

[AP_Punk]

Poke holes in the condom next time.

[aolsux]

don't use a condom, it feels funny, i always go in unprotected

[AdamSocial]

I recently lost my virginity the other day...I used a condom.
Is their any real tips and advice you would give to a pal like me?

I call bullshit.

No one on this site has sex.

[anunsafebet]

shut up adam, its not like you do either....:-p
(worlds worst girlfriend.)

[AdamSocial]

The only reason I'm not having sex RIGHT NOW (and thus posting on the bad emo kid board), is because you're across town.

[anunsafebet]

yeah right....you'd be playing DS or something....
and we dont have any viagra currently.
sorry lovely.

im gonna quit carrying on a conversation about this with you here.

[AdamSocial]

Haha, yeah, no more personal conversations OTHER than:

I'm a great multi-tasker. I can play DS and do you at the same time.

[the_champ_is_here]

Unprotected sex rules


seriously, get tested with your partner, see if she's kind enough to go on birth control, and pull out, it's way way way way way way way way way way way way way better

[2wo_2one]

Both.

I don't wanna deal with your past mistakes.

[AdamSocial]

Obligatory "put it in her butt instead" post.

Actually, whatever you do, just do your best to keep from bringing more whining brats into this world.

[danielplaysbass]

there used to be this local band that had a song with this chorus:

'cover your stump before you hump, or you'll make a baby, or you'll get an stddddd'

[lake of tears]

don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

lmfao

[lake of tears]

there used to be this local band that had a song with this chorus:

'cover your stump before you hump, or you'll make a baby, or you'll get an stddddd'
:-D

[lake of tears]

Butt Sex Is Wild But It Dont Cause No Child

[brendonuriePATD]

Butt Sex Is Wild But It Dont Cause No Child

HAHAHAHA lol thats funny

[DRUMMERGIRL121]

just keep a clothes hanger handy.


every time i see this post i cringe.
:-(

[eMart]

never go into battle without armour!

i had to pull the hail mary when i was 18. i never wore protection & i ended up getting a girl pregnant that was on the pill. my best friend just got his girlfriend pregnant & she's on the pill as well. my friend is dumb & refuses to wear condoms though. i always wear one now. i don't need the risk of a girl keeping it or having to pay again. ha. suit up.

Always wear a condom, how could you break one of the tenants of Leykis 101

[SilverStar89]

The "Plan B" pill.
Also known as the Oops pill.
Or baby be gone.

[AdamSocial]

I really wish I had the money to market the morning after pill as BABY-B-GONE.

[SilverStar89]

I really wish I had the money to market the morning after pill as BABY-B-GONE.
For a business class today we had to come up with products and that was what we came up with. We were told we had to come up with a new one though because that was inappropriate for class and would stir up contraversial conversation.

I thought it was clever though.

[Smithers]

i, for one, can't wait for the pill for men to come out. it's gonna be awesome.

[enter return]

wait until you're out of high school to have sex with any uggo's (though i would suggest NOT having sex with them, ever).

[Fullcollapse3k]

Is their any real tips and advice you would give to a pal like me?

Don't have sex until you grasp the English language.

[still]

fuck condoms. pre-marital sex is the shit. get 'er pregnant! get 'er pregnant! get 'er pregnant!

[snowtires]

I recently lost my virginity the other day...I used a condom.
Is their any real tips and advice you would give to a pal like me?

here's a tip, go out and get some high fives from some of your friends