AudioBoxers
08/07/03, 03:27 PM
I got a whole bunch, but I dont feel like typing now so I will do it later
FishAlotNBePunk
08/07/03, 03:30 PM
01. Yo mama's so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slowdown, and Ban come off strike
02. Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key
03. Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, elephants started throwing her peanuts.
04. Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
05. Yo mama's so fat, her picture fell off the wall.
06. Yo mama’s so slutty it took her 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat
07. Yo mama’s so flat she's jealous of the wall
08. Yo mama’s so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
09. Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
10. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
11. Yo mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon, they're flats.
12. Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
13. Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.
14. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
15. The difference between yo mama and a blue whale: about ten lbs.
16. Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.
17. Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
18. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay".
19. Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
20. Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
21. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
22. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
23. Yo mama's so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked on Phonics".
24. Yo mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application.
25. Yo mama’s like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.
26. Yo mama is like a door knob, every one gets a turn!
27. Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
28. Yo mama's so fat, she had to go to sea world to get baptized.
29. Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.
30. Yo mama's so fat when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time please"
31. Yo mama's so fat, when she falls in love, she breaks it
32. Yo mama's so fat when she steps on the scale, it says "to be continued"
33. Yo mama's so fat, shes got her own area code
34. Yo mama's so fat, when ever she walks on high heals, she strikes oil
35. Yo mama's so fat, she was in the road, and I ran out of gas trying to swerve around her
36. Yo mama’s so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through
37. Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
38. Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
39. Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
40. Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
41. Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
42. Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
43. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
44. Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
45. Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
46. Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
47. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
48. Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
49. Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
50. Yo momma’s so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
FishAlotNBePunk
08/07/03, 03:33 PM
i had those on my comp. but it doesnt matter.
MapleLeaf
08/07/03, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by rxbanfan
your mom sucks
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