Fish Interviews!

[FishAlotNBePunk]

If you want me to interview you IM me. heres one I did with BILL along time ago

FishingDuDeNOFX: i will interview you now
poweredbyboredom: haha ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: name and age
poweredbyboredom: bill 20
FishingDuDeNOFX: who are you on the forum
poweredbyboredom: PweredByBoredom
FishingDuDeNOFX: i dont believe you
poweredbyboredom: ok fine
poweredbyboredom: pweredbyboredom
poweredbyboredom: ?
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: under what circumstances would you have sex with a 7 year old girl
FishingDuDeNOFX: ?
poweredbyboredom: i only see it feasible when im dead and i pop a boner....of course the girl would have to be some sort of necrophiliac
FishingDuDeNOFX: you know you'd hit it
poweredbyboredom: if i was 7 yrs old as well and it happened to be kelly from saved by the bell...hell ya id fucking hit it
FishingDuDeNOFX: whoa
poweredbyboredom: moving on....
FishingDuDeNOFX: how do you know all the poeple from saved by the bell?
poweredbyboredom: how do i know them?
poweredbyboredom: im a fucking movie star
FishingDuDeNOFX: how do you know their names?
poweredbyboredom: they wear name tags around my house...its sort of my fetish
FishingDuDeNOFX: hmm ok...
poweredbyboredom: what about you?
FishingDuDeNOFX: whose asking the questions
poweredbyboredom: would you do a 7yr old girl sideways
poweredbyboredom: in an elevator
FishingDuDeNOFX: yes next question
poweredbyboredom: haha
FishingDuDeNOFX: why are you so sexy
poweredbyboredom: i think its teh glasses....most girls cant resist a nerd (insert laughter)
FishingDuDeNOFX: i think any girl can resist a nerd
poweredbyboredom: can they?
poweredbyboredom: does this explain your excessive masturbatory behavior seth?
poweredbyboredom: does it?!?!? huh huh uh?
FishingDuDeNOFX: im asking the questions not you. bitch.
poweredbyboredom: haha
FishingDuDeNOFX: who on the forums would you have sex with?
poweredbyboredom: everyone
FishingDuDeNOFX: not just one person?
poweredbyboredom: hmmmm
poweredbyboredom: can i get back to with that one?
FishingDuDeNOFX: of course
FishingDuDeNOFX: food?
poweredbyboredom: chicken alfredo mmmm
FishingDuDeNOFX: bands?
poweredbyboredom: too many to list
poweredbyboredom: but i will anyway!
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: well?
poweredbyboredom: against all authority, bigwig, bad religion, coheed, cursive, codeseven, FATA, thrice, propagandhi, your mom, goldfinger, machinehead, deftones, op ivy, mad caddies, avail
FishingDuDeNOFX: so alittle bit of everything
poweredbyboredom: yes ma'am
FishingDuDeNOFX: your mom?
poweredbyboredom: i dunno
poweredbyboredom: lol
FishingDuDeNOFX: thats not a band
FishingDuDeNOFX: best concert?
poweredbyboredom: hmmm
poweredbyboredom: man i cant decide
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: why does the singer of coheed and cambria have such a high voice?
poweredbyboredom: ill say rise against and strung out
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
poweredbyboredom: he has a high voice cause he obviously has a ball clamp
FishingDuDeNOFX: exactly what is a ball clamp?
poweredbyboredom: a clamp he places around his balls and squeezes....thats the only explanation i have
poweredbyboredom: regardless coheed pwns
FishingDuDeNOFX: ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: who is the sexiest person alive
poweredbyboredom: tiffany amber thiessan
FishingDuDeNOFX: you should have said something funny
poweredbyboredom: ok finee
FishingDuDeNOFX: what do you think about Good Charlotte and Simple Plan
poweredbyboredom: 1M TEH SECKSAIEST P3RSON WTF LOL LIEK
FishingDuDeNOFX: dont do that
poweredbyboredom: i think those bands should be sent on a space exploration mission then be accidently shot down....mystery of course
FishingDuDeNOFX: you said you liked them yesterday
poweredbyboredom: i was on every drug imagineable yesterday
FishingDuDeNOFX: i see
FishingDuDeNOFX: do you believe in magic?
poweredbyboredom: and i hope you do....
poweredbyboredom: youll always see a monkey wearing big red shoes, when you believe in magic
FishingDuDeNOFX: umm ok
FishingDuDeNOFX: favorite movie?
poweredbyboredom: hmmm it would have to be Girls Gone Wild
FishingDuDeNOFX: me too!
poweredbyboredom: yay!
FishingDuDeNOFX: favorite sexual position?
poweredbyboredom: being on the bottom and having the girl in full control
poweredbyboredom: running her fingers down my chest
poweredbyboredom: slapping my face
poweredbyboredom: grabbing my head
poweredbyboredom: slamming it into the head post
FishingDuDeNOFX: i get it
poweredbyboredom: uhh ya
FishingDuDeNOFX: what animal would you be and why
poweredbyboredom: if bra's were animals thats what i would be
FishingDuDeNOFX: but they arent
poweredbyboredom: hmmm
poweredbyboredom: i would be a bird to chill outside the window of a hot girl
FishingDuDeNOFX: yeah me too
poweredbyboredom: truuuue
FishingDuDeNOFX: what are your fetishes
poweredbyboredom: besides the name tag thing...i like it when girls make pirate noises
poweredbyboredom: HARRRRRRR
FishingDuDeNOFX: yeah
FishingDuDeNOFX: any last words
poweredbyboredom: yes, fuck you and your cat
FishingDuDeNOFX: thank you for doing this interview
poweredbyboredom: thank you TEH FEESH

[suckerpunch_]

you did me a while back but you could do me again if you want, i remember when audio stole this and did it over at punk music, he was like i got a great idea guys, oh boy

[hot damn!]

ahhhh!!!!

*hides in shame*

[MapleLeaf]

bill... goldfinger?

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by hot damn!
ahhhh!!!!

*hides in shame*

haha

oh and sorry alex i think i forgot to post yours or something.

im doing Cole right now and then Shelley.

yes, im doing them.

[lollirot]

Originally posted by hot damn!
ahhhh!!!!

*hides in shame*


hahaha!

[hot damn!]

Originally posted by Fluffy
bill... goldfinger? haha hell yea i rock out to goldfinger, how'd you know?

[Ronin]

Ohohoh
Intervew me seth

[MapleLeaf]

FishingDudeNOFX: Name and age?
RsistancIsFutile: nicole, 87 and a half
FishingDudeNOFX: 87, wow...
RsistancIsFutile: you know you like your women wrinkly and used
RsistancIsFutile: dont deny
FishingDudeNOFX: so do you have false teeth?
FishingDudeNOFX: haha you know i do
RsistancIsFutile: no
RsistancIsFutile: i have my mexican slaves chew my food for me
FishingDudeNOFX: interesting
FishingDudeNOFX: mexicans aee pretty dirty
FishingDudeNOFX: ARE*
RsistancIsFutile: not mine. i hose them down three times a week
RsistancIsFutile: ask bill. he knows about thaty
FishingDudeNOFX: haha ok
RsistancIsFutile: so would you liek to work on my plantation?
FishingDudeNOFX: whos asking the questions?
FishingDudeNOFX: yes actually i would
RsistancIsFutile: ok good.
RsistancIsFutile: but shouldnt you be the one asking questions?
FishingDudeNOFX: yeah i guess
FishingDudeNOFX: so whas some of your favourite bands
RsistancIsFutile: are you canadian?
RsistancIsFutile: whats with the u?
FishingDudeNOFX: i dont know, answer the question
RsistancIsFutile: jets to brazil... 40 times. i dont feel like listing today
FishingDudeNOFX: ok
FishingDudeNOFX: umm whats your favorite food
RsistancIsFutile: squash gnocci
FishingDudeNOFX: what the hell is that?
RsistancIsFutile: i dont know. but its good
FishingDudeNOFX: ok..movie?
RsistancIsFutile: marry poppins
RsistancIsFutile: that movie has it all
FishingDudeNOFX: i agree
FishingDudeNOFX: a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down you know
RsistancIsFutile: i think that was crack candy
RsistancIsFutile: it looked like it tasted too good
FishingDudeNOFX: haha
RsistancIsFutile: or it had roofies in it
RsistancIsFutile: mary poppins probably was a pedophile
FishingDudeNOFX: oh my
RsistancIsFutile: but anyway..
FishingDudeNOFX signed off at 3:47:39 PM.
FishingDudeNOFX signed on at 3:48:10 PM.
RsistancIsFutile: hey question boy, did you die?
FishingDudeNOFX: almost
RsistancIsFutile: or just take some of mary poppins lethal medecine?
FishingDudeNOFX: you still have the convo right
RsistancIsFutile: yes i do
FishingDudeNOFX: ok good
RsistancIsFutile: so continue sethanie
FishingDudeNOFX: sethanie grrr
RsistancIsFutile: ....?
FishingDudeNOFX: so are you single?
RsistancIsFutile: thats a horribly obvious question. but yes
FishingDudeNOFX: are you doing anything saturday?
RsistancIsFutile: if it means i can avoid you, yes, im busy
FishingDudeNOFX: do you wanna leik.... cyber?
RsistancIsFutile: dont you get enough of that from brandon?
FishingDudeNOFX: no
FishingDudeNOFX: hes so flakey
RsistancIsFutile: youre hardly one to criticize
FishingDudeNOFX: have any pets?
RsistancIsFutile: 5 dogs. its like a fucking puppy mill here
FishingDudeNOFX: haha
RsistancIsFutile: no, its gross
FishingDudeNOFX: do they poop everywhere
RsistancIsFutile: no. but once pone crapped on my bed. not cool at all
RsistancIsFutile: one*
FishingDudeNOFX: eww
FishingDudeNOFX: whos the hottest celebrity?
RsistancIsFutile: raffi
FishingDudeNOFX: who
RsistancIsFutile: you poor deprived child. raffi!
FishingDudeNOFX: :-\
FishingDudeNOFX: ok i cant think of anymore Qs so this is done

[FishAlotNBePunk]

FishingDudeNOFX: Hi Steven, state your name and age.
walker3313: Steven Jackson Walker-16
FishingDudeNOFX: what are some of your favorite bands?
FishingDudeNOFX: besides Crass, of course
walker3313: oh well now its kinda pointless
FishingDudeNOFX: haha
walker3313: my top 3 are the descendents, nofx, and bad religion
FishingDudeNOFX: all very good bands.
walker3313: fo sho
FishingDudeNOFX: fo sheezy
FishingDudeNOFX: How do you feel now that the descendents have now been signed to fat wreck and finaly after 7 years, will release an album
walker3313: sexually aroused
FishingDudeNOFX: oh baby
FishingDudeNOFX: did you go to warped?
walker3313: sure did
FishingDudeNOFX: what was the best band
walker3313: rancid
walker3313: not only were they the best band of the day they were the best band ive ever seen
FishingDudeNOFX: wow
FishingDudeNOFX: i hear Tim Armstrong helped P!nk write songs for her new album
walker3313: you cant blame him, im sure its been his dream to work with a punk rocker of the stature
FishingDudeNOFX: oh yes, i totally agree
FishingDudeNOFX: Whats your favorite food?
walker3313: cereal
FishingDudeNOFX: Drink?
walker3313: were not done with cereal yet
FishingDudeNOFX: oh yeah, what kind of cereal?
walker3313: as a society we need to collectivly start a revolution and fight the system into making a cereal made entirly of marshmellows
walker3313: think about it
FishingDudeNOFX: yeah the marshmellows are the best part
walker3313: who the fuck eats lucky charms for those little brown shits
FishingDudeNOFX: not me!
walker3313: thank you
FishingDudeNOFX: so now, whats your favorite Drink, liquid, beverage etc.
walker3313: anything with alcohol in it
FishingDudeNOFX: hmm
FishingDudeNOFX: do you have any pets?
walker3313: i have 3 dogs
walker3313: one of which is barking right now and its anoying as shit
FishingDudeNOFX: haha
FishingDudeNOFX: so how many crass records do you actually own?
walker3313: all of them
walker3313: not just the cds
walker3313: every comp and everything
FishingDudeNOFX: the secret is out
walker3313: yes i have come out of the closet
FishingDudeNOFX: Ok well its been a good interview
walker3313: my pleasure

[FishAlotNBePunk]

FishingDudeNOFX: Hi
FishingDudeNOFX: name and age?
Recovered13: colin, 21
FishingDudeNOFX: any nicknames?
Recovered13: none that i'd care to share
FishingDudeNOFX: heh ok
FishingDudeNOFX: what are your favorite bands?
FishingDudeNOFX: some of them anyway....
Recovered13: godspeed you black emperor
Recovered13: that is all
Recovered13: i threw away all of my other cds
FishingDudeNOFX: wow
Recovered13: well that's a lie
Recovered13: but i want to sound hardcore
FishingDudeNOFX: \m/
Recovered13: well sad
Recovered13: said
FishingDudeNOFX: what do you think of michae jackson?
Recovered13: one of the most talented child molestors of our generation, we'll never see another like him
FishingDudeNOFX: i hear he is quite the baby dangler
Recovered13: i hear he has quite a baby dangling
Recovered13: im referring to his penis size
FishingDudeNOFX: yes...i was shocked
Recovered13: im making an allusion to his small pens
Recovered13: penus
Recovered13: christ
FishingDudeNOFX: haha
Recovered13: next question?
FishingDudeNOFX: go back to kindergarten!
Recovered13: no
FishingDudeNOFX: i liked kindergarten
Recovered13: i made fun of kids until they cried
Recovered13: things havent changed much
FishingDudeNOFX: haha
FishingDudeNOFX: thats sad
FishingDudeNOFX: So you are from Newfoundland...where the hell is that?
Recovered13: it's a small island off the east coast of canada
Recovered13: populaton: 500,000
FishingDudeNOFX: is it fun there?
Recovered13: capital city: st.john's
FishingDudeNOFX: yes thats very nice
Recovered13: it's full of drunk newfies
Recovered13: so yes
FishingDudeNOFX: cool
FishingDudeNOFX: umm
FishingDudeNOFX: what is your favorite thing to eat?
Recovered13: aborted fetuses
FishingDudeNOFX: I like them especially when they are more crunchy inside
Recovered13: i prefer them lighty roasted over an open flame
Recovered13: but to each his own
FishingDudeNOFX: yes
FishingDudeNOFX: or if you put syrup on them...eh...moving on
Recovered13: syrup???
Recovered13: you fucking psycho
Recovered13: anyways...
FishingDudeNOFX: dont make me cry
Recovered13: i told you things hadn't changed much
FishingDudeNOFX: haha ok, well whats your favorite beer?
Recovered13: moosehead
Recovered13: it's made in new brunswick
FishingDudeNOFX: mmm
Recovered13: and not new brunswick new jersey
FishingDudeNOFX: are you single?
Recovered13: very much so
FishingDudeNOFX: score...i mean...oh
Recovered13: dont get distracted by my sexy legs seth
Recovered13: focus
FishingDudeNOFX: ok, focusing.
FishingDudeNOFX: last question. Will you run for governor of California?
Recovered13: i've made no decision at this time, but i will be appearing on late night with conan o'brien next wednesday
FishingDudeNOFX: I'll definately watch that
FishingDudeNOFX: Its been a good interviw Colin
Recovered13: this fucking interview is over man
Recovered13: get lost
FishingDudeNOFX: get out of my house!
Recovered13: this is my hotel room...
FishingDudeNOFX: ok well bye

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Ronin
Ohohoh
Intervew me seth

[Greg]

interview when im done eating dinner

[rxbanfan]

WHEEEEE! this is awesome

[kevin]

I thought we had an interview?

No one stands up kevin.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

FishingDudeNOFX: haha sorry
kmyers021: haha
kmyers021: no big deal
FishingDudeNOFX: i had to attend to an emergency
kmyers021: i see
FishingDudeNOFX: friends was on :-\
kmyers021: haha
kmyers021: i'm trying to write an album review
kmyers021: its hard work
FishingDudeNOFX: what album?
kmyers021: bright eyes - lifted, for my friends site
FishingDudeNOFX: ah cool
FishingDudeNOFX: ok so Kevin, what is your name and age?
kmyers021: kevin myers, 18
FishingDudeNOFX: no way =-O
kmyers021: you thought i was older/younger?
FishingDudeNOFX: haha nevermind
FishingDudeNOFX: some of your favorite bands?
kmyers021: cursive, bright eyes, modest mouse, kind of like spitting, neutral milk hotel, to name a few
FishingDudeNOFX: what does your feces taste like?
kmyers021: like chicken
kmyers021: seriously
FishingDudeNOFX: mmm
kmyers021: don't get perverted on me
kmyers021: this is my interview
FishingDudeNOFX: haha
kmyers021: my time
kmyers021: i do what i want
FishingDudeNOFX: i was gonna ask all perverted questions but you caught me
kmyers021: haha, kids like you
FishingDudeNOFX: ill do that to greg
kmyers021: haha, nice choice
kmyers021: he will be like, this interview is over!, im going to sleep
FishingDudeNOFX: haha
kmyers021: this is getting cut out, right?
FishingDudeNOFX: if you pay me off
kmyers021: i don't want to offend my peers
kmyers021: hmm
kmyers021: leave it in
FishingDudeNOFX: yay
FishingDudeNOFX: i heard greg is anti-kevin...is this true?
kmyers021: or anti-evin?
kmyers021: could be
kmyers021: doesn't matter to me
FishingDudeNOFX: favorite food?
kmyers021: anything chinese
kmyers021: preferibly cat
FishingDudeNOFX: yuss
FishingDudeNOFX: im eating cat right now
kmyers021: good man
kmyers021: they lower your cholestoral
FishingDudeNOFX: i hate when it gets stuck in your teeth though
kmyers021: yep
kmyers021: this interview would be protested by peta
FishingDudeNOFX: probably
FishingDudeNOFX: but they cant deny the savory taste of a kitten
kmyers021: no one can
FishingDudeNOFX: is your love like whoa?
kmyers021: one could say so
FishingDudeNOFX: favorite movie?
kmyers021: godfather part two
kmyers021: definately
FishingDudeNOFX: nice
kmyers021: can't beat pacino
FishingDudeNOFX: nope
FishingDudeNOFX: any last words?
kmyers021: free odb
FishingDudeNOFX: thank you for your time
kmyers021: ya no problem

[FishAlotNBePunk]

gap1501: interview me
FishingDudeNOFX: ok hold on
gap1501: ok cool
FishingDudeNOFX: ok
FishingDudeNOFX: name and age?
gap1501: greg poust, 16
FishingDudeNOFX: favorite bands?
gap1501: like top 3? or just a bunch of bands?
gap1501: ...
FishingDudeNOFX: some
gap1501: okay
FishingDudeNOFX: like 5
gap1501: Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Green Day, Something Corporate, and MxPx
FishingDudeNOFX: ok favorite food?
gap1501: cheez-its
FishingDudeNOFX: right on
gap1501: yea
FishingDudeNOFX: i like the spicy ones
gap1501: they're so good
gap1501: i like them all but original is best i think
FishingDudeNOFX: yeah
FishingDudeNOFX: pepsi or coke?
gap1501: pepsi
FishingDudeNOFX: yes
gap1501: yes
FishingDudeNOFX: are you going to warped? or did you alrready?
gap1501: i couldnt go. cause i cant drive, and all my friends are fuckers and wouldnt give me a ride.
FishingDudeNOFX: that sucks
gap1501: yes it does
FishingDudeNOFX: im going tomorrow woo!
gap1501: it was yesterday
gap1501: i was so pissed off
FishingDudeNOFX: i would be
gap1501: i knew a bunch of people that went
gap1501: but they fuicking suck and wouldnt give me a ride
FishingDudeNOFX: haha
gap1501: you got more questions?
FishingDudeNOFX: im reading something hold on haha
gap1501: ok it's all good
FishingDudeNOFX: are you leaving a.net?
FishingDudeNOFX: ap*
gap1501: to be honest i don't know. cause on the 27th school starts and i NEED to do good this year. so i will probably be busy with school work. and i also work at my school's tv station. and whenever i do something there i'm very til like 10 or so. so it wouldn't leave me alot of time for AP.
gap1501: i probably won't leave
gap1501: but
gap1501: i will only post like really late at night and on weekends some
FishingDudeNOFX: cool
FishingDudeNOFX: why dont you buy a fucking nofx cd so i will shut up?
gap1501: mostly cause i just blew my money on buying CKY4 on DVD. it was worth it. but now i have no money.
FishingDudeNOFX: haha
FishingDudeNOFX: i saved my money for warped
gap1501: well i didnt go to warped
FishingDudeNOFX: yeah you told me
gap1501: so i blew my money on other shit
FishingDudeNOFX: cool
FishingDudeNOFX: i only buy cds so, thats what all my money gos towards usually
gap1501: same here usually. cep sometimes i'll buy movies.
FishingDudeNOFX: yeah
gap1501: or a poster or something
FishingDudeNOFX: if you write fat wreck they will give you free posters
FishingDudeNOFX: i think
gap1501: but only of their bands right?
FishingDudeNOFX: probably
gap1501: actually i havent bought a poster in awhile
FishingDudeNOFX: me neither
gap1501: so i dotn even really want one
gap1501: i have no space for it on my walls
FishingDudeNOFX: i have a goldmember poster above my bed
FishingDudeNOFX: because beyonce is hot
gap1501: i have like a blink one, and a matrix one and some other movies
gap1501: i havent bought like any music posters
FishingDudeNOFX: i usally just cut pictures out of mags and put them on mywall
gap1501: oh
FishingDudeNOFX: ok last question
gap1501: im too lazy for that
gap1501: ok
FishingDudeNOFX: what does your feces taste like?
gap1501: you know.... i have no idea
FishingDudeNOFX: aw come on
gap1501: what?
FishingDudeNOFX: at least make something up!
gap1501: cherry cause i love the taste of cherry
FishingDudeNOFX: mmm
FishingDudeNOFX: ok its been fun
gap1501: yea
gap1501: yea