Help!!!!!

[The Nephilm]

OK, so I'm at work in one of the dorms on campus, and there is this REALLY REALLY hot girl who happens to run the computer lab (talk about not fitting the stereotype).

I'm in a crazy mood, so someone give me a line to throw at her when she comes backl.

[punked78]

take off your clothes bitch!

[punked78]

but really

what is she into? like hobbies

[Greg]

if i kissed your neck, would you slit my throat?

[proeuthanasia]

ask her what kind of music she's into. it never fails to strike up a conversation.

[The Nephilm]

gimme something computer related... and it has to be a bad one... i wanna see if she laughs it off, and then i'll actually be smooth with her...

[SonnyPunk]

Use your index finger to call her over...when she walks up to you say "See, I made you come with just one finger...Imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
ask her what kind of music she's into. it never fails to strike up a conversation.

i already talked to her for like half an hour... i want to see if she has a sense of humor that is compatible with me

[punked78]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
gimme something computer related... and it has to be a bad one... i wanna see if she laughs it off, and then i'll actually be smooth with her...

how bout


wanna look at porn with me?

[punked78]

Originally posted by SonnyPunk
Use your index finger to call her over...when she walks up to you say "See, I made you come with just one finger...Imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
hahha! thats a good one

[SonnyPunk]

Ok say "Congratulations! You just won the hottest girl in the computer lab contest...the grand prize is a date with me!"

[proeuthanasia]

well what would you say to a normal girl? scenario: she walks into the room. you say something in your normal smartass vein. if she was worth the time at all, she would either laugh or come back with something just as witty.

[Justin_stacy]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
gimme something computer related... and it has to be a bad one... i wanna see if she laughs it off, and then i'll actually be smooth with her...

tell her a joke like........"why do woman have boobs?".........."so you have something to look at while your talking to them"..........."talking to them"........"talking to them" :)

[The Nephilm]

dude i don't have a problem hitting on girls i just wanted to see if someone could give me some really corny line to see how she would react....

i know i can get her number if i want it, i just want to see if she's worth it =)

[SonnyPunk]

Originally posted by Justin_stacy
tell her a joke like........"why do woman have boobs?".........."so you have something to look at while your talking to them"..........."talking to them"........"talking to them" :)

Are you aware you just made me shit my pants....that show is hilarious

"Im not gonna eat that lemon snow cone again...it tasted like...you guys are asses!"

[SonnyPunk]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
dude i don't have a problem hitting on girls i just wanted to see if someone could give me some really corny line to see how she would react....

i know i can get her number if i want it, i just want to see if she's worth it =)

Use the finger one I gave you

[suckerpunch_]

giving a corny line is a bad idea
becuase its corny, girls hate pick up lines
she will end up lauphing about you with her friends

[Pyrate]

""I lost my number can I have yours?"" yeah corny lines are dumb, you just want to be "cute".. well i hate you.... I HATE YOU! :(

[suckerpunch_]

Originally posted by Pyrate
""I lost my number can I have yours?"" yeah corny lines are dumb, you just want to be "cute".. well i hate you.... I HATE YOU! :(

like woah?

[Pyrate]

......sure.............like....whoa ......

[iglooXcore]

oh come ON. neph, you of all people should be ale to handle lame scenarios like this.

[richter915]

I'm probably late but...this has yet to fail..."hey nice boobs, let's fuck"...and by yet to fail, I mean yet to succeed.

[Greg]

Originally posted by tsunamiglory
oh come ON. neph, you of all people should be ale to handle lame scenarios like this.

seriously, this is the guy who says he fucked a MILF. why the fuck is he asking us for advice?

[kevin]

Hey can I configure your network?

[richter915]

haha ah this is great..."hey baby, you just made my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

[kevin]

I am infected with the virus of love. Please restore me.

[The Nephilm]

those would have been great...

but the story goes that the stupid whore gave me her number and then when I asked what she was doing this weekend told me she was going to hang out with her boyfriend, and since i do have a concience, i won't call her.

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by richter915
haha ah this is great..."hey baby, you just made my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"



haha. i can now put the phrase "it's so stupid it's funny" to good use.