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torch
08/09/03, 07:25 AM
Our bank has Braille on the drive up tellers.......... You know for the BLIND drivers, because there's SO MANY RIGHT?!

And at six flags great america amusment park on the rules and warnings signs for all the rollercoasters, the last thing it says is......
Hearing impaired riders may ask for written instructions from an employee when entering the ride.

I guess because you're deaf, you can't read the big sign, only the paper they give you. I was with a deaf guy when i saw this too.......

Any other modern moronic humorous things?

mest198
08/09/03, 07:31 AM
why do they say be quitet in a library then they talk loud

the_champ_is_here
08/09/03, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by mest198
why do they say be quitet in a library then they talk loud

are you retarded?

mest198
08/09/03, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by Mikey
are you retarded?
i dunno are you retarded

the_champ_is_here
08/09/03, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by mest198
i dunno are you retarded
obviously not. but someone who makes a post completely moronic as you did has to have an extra chromosome or something...

MaybeOneDay
08/09/03, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by torch
Our bank has Braille on the drive up tellers.......... You know for the BLIND drivers, because there's SO MANY RIGHT?!

And at six flags great america amusment park on the rules and warnings signs for all the rollercoasters, the last thing it says is......
Hearing impaired riders may ask for written instructions from an employee when entering the ride.

I guess because you're deaf, you can't read the big sign, only the paper they give you. I was with a deaf guy when i saw this too.......

Any other modern moronic humorous things?

nah man, i got none...but those are incredibly moronic. heh.

ohhh but the other day i went to mcdonalds and ordered a big mac combo meal and they gave me a salad instead of fries and there was zero (0) meat patties on the burger. stupid fucks.

ms y o o n
08/09/03, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
nah man, i got none...but those are incredibly moronic. heh.

ohhh but the other day i went to mcdonalds and ordered a big mac combo meal and they gave me a salad instead of fries and there was zero (0) meat patties on the burger. stupid fucks.


hahahahahha thats the funniest thing
hmm let me think....
man there are so many, i can think of them when im actually there.. but right now sitting here no

MaybeOneDay
08/09/03, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
hahahahahha thats the funniest thing

yeah it was pretty brutal. im never going back to that mcdonalds again. heh.

unless i want a salad and a burger thats in favour of protecting the animals of course.

ms y o o n
08/09/03, 08:22 AM
haha brandon did you say anything??


i think its dumb when im going up on a roller coaster.. and theres speakers on the sides right. but the roller coaster is so loud that you cant hear the warnings that they are giving you on the side. what if its life saving instructions?? errr

MaybeOneDay
08/09/03, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
haha brandon did you say anything??


i think its dumb when im going up on a roller coaster.. and theres speakers on the sides right. but the roller coaster is so loud that you cant hear the warnings that they are giving you on the side. what if its life saving instructions?? errr

yeah. i told the manager his staff was a bunch of fucking idiots and then threw my salad over the counter into the back part where they cook all the shit. seriously...who wants a fucking salad ?

stratdude
08/09/03, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
nah man, i got none...but those are incredibly moronic. heh.

ohhh but the other day i went to mcdonalds and ordered a big mac combo meal and they gave me a salad instead of fries and there was zero (0) meat patties on the burger. stupid fucks.

dude, they've robbed me of a meat patty before also! i don't understand how they can fuck that up! let me tell you how great bread, ketchup, pickles, onions, and mustard taste!

MaybeOneDay
08/09/03, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by stratdude
dude, they've robbed me of a meat patty before also! i don't understand how they can fuck that up! let me tell you how great bread, ketchup, pickles, onions, and mustard taste!

haha yeah oh man i hear ya completely, what kind of idiot doesnt but the meat on a burger ? seriously, they've either had too much crack or just born retarded.

but hey, it wasnt bad, cheese, mustard, ketchup, pickles...decent stuff. but im sure the meat would of made it better. heh.

kineticsurfer
08/09/03, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by Mikey
are you retarded?


dude right on!!!!!! wt the hell was that guy talkn' about?

the_champ_is_here
08/09/03, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by kineticsurfer
dude right on!!!!!! wt the hell was that guy talkn' about?

hahahahha what a dumbass.

Matthew
08/09/03, 11:07 AM
they have locks on 711 doors, even tho 711 is open 24/7.

they use fake flavoring in lemonade, but real lemon in scented dishwasher fluid.

FallingOut
08/09/03, 11:15 AM
Another Mcdonalds story...I worked there last year, and one time this lady ordered a Big & Tasty with extra everything, then got mad when it was messy. Big & Tastys are extremely messy without everything being extra, so there ya go.

OscarMurder
08/09/03, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by kineticsurfer
dude right on!!!!!! wt the hell was that guy talkn' about?


oh my...

ms y o o n
08/09/03, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by OscarMurder
oh my...

wewin
08/09/03, 11:38 AM
torch said "Our bank has Braille on the drive up tellers.......... You know for the BLIND drivers, because there's SO MANY RIGHT?!"

and i say, you're a fucking idiot. ATMs aren't created with a specific location in mind. you know how there's ATMs on the street, you know, that you walk to? yeah, the braille's so that the blind people--who can WALK--can use them. you think any company would waste time manufacturing and monitoring the creation of braille and non-braille ATMs? you are dumb.

torch
08/09/03, 11:46 AM
Wow... I never thought of that......... EXCEPT IT'S NOT A FUCKING ATM YOU MORON. It's in the things where you send a check in the little capsule and then it gets sucked into the bank.

ms y o o n
08/09/03, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by wewin
torch said "Our bank has Braille on the drive up tellers.......... You know for the BLIND drivers, because there's SO MANY RIGHT?!"

and i say, you're a fucking idiot. ATMs aren't created with a specific location in mind. you know how there's ATMs on the street, you know, that you walk to? yeah, the braille's so that the blind people--who can WALK--can use them. you think any company would waste time manufacturing and monitoring the creation of braille and non-braille ATMs? you are dumb.


dude...
because its a DRIVE UP teller..
you dont WALK in those you know

torch
08/09/03, 12:45 PM
Hannah, he was right when he said the company wouldn't waste time distinguishing between braille nad non braille machines. Because you know those little buttons cost so much to make and have two sections would just perplex business giants of today.

NicoleC
08/09/03, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
nah man, i got none...but those are incredibly moronic. heh.

ohhh but the other day i went to mcdonalds and ordered a big mac combo meal and they gave me a salad instead of fries and there was zero (0) meat patties on the burger. stupid fucks.

you shouldve gone to sonic...

SonnyPunk
08/09/03, 10:39 PM
I got a blowjob tonight...and get this...she wouldnt let me cum in her mouth! I mean cmon...right?

theused999182
08/09/03, 10:40 PM
when i used to work at mickey dees stuff like that would happen a lot. it wasnt the workers fault however, it was the management. they usually had 1 person working grill, one doing drive thru and 1 passing out the food/taking counter orders. they never had enough fucking people working. and im telling you, 3 people working at rush hour time is NOT enough.

LoserFreak
08/10/03, 03:09 AM
I saw in big letters : Park head faced in only .

Some dumbass backed into the parking space.

torch
08/10/03, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by SonnyPunk
I got a blowjob tonight...and get this...she wouldnt let me cum in her mouth! I mean cmon...right?
Women these days............................... . Keep it real bro! lol

drivthru182
08/10/03, 10:56 AM
my ex girlfriend broke up with me on my birthday, right after she gave me this expensive present. the women suuferage thing on the man show. that was really funny. o yea, the movie daredevil

siMpleEmOgiRl
08/10/03, 01:19 PM
I saw a resturant/gas station sign that read

Eat HERE,
Get Gas:D