I've Made a Huge Mistake.

[popdisaster00]

Favorite AD quotes?

(Yeah, I searched. Besides, maybe people have new favorites.)

"Yeah, like someone would really want to R her..."

[popdisaster00]

A personal favorite...


"Bluth Company Homes....Solid as a Rock!"

[EnderDove]

You didn't search too hard, there is a huge thread on the first page of this forum.....

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=202025

[IAPAI]

Michael: George Michael, I’m sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don’t want you spending all your money...
George Michael: Ann.
Michael: ... getting her all glittered up for Easter, you know?

[lindZ629]

Michael: George Michael, I’m sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don’t want you spending all your money...
George Michael: Ann.
Michael: ... getting her all glittered up for Easter, you know?
I love Ann jokes

George Michael: All right, let me grab Ann real quick.
Michael: What? Ann’s here?
George Michael: Yeah, I invited her. You-you said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.
Michael: Ann Hog’s coming? I mean, I thought it was just going to be ...
George Michael: It’s just Ann.
Michael: ... like, the two of us. All right, well, just load her up in the car.

[MADSTA]

George Michael: I guess sitting at the back of class with Ann wasn't such a good idea. She's just so pretty, I get distracted.
Michael: ...Really?

[[Mike]]

"Portugal? So flying down to South America, are ya Mikey?"

[TheOtherAndrew]

Michael: That's my son's girlfriend.

Gob: Wow, is she funny?

[IAPAI]

Michael: That's my son's girlfriend.

Gob: Wow, is she funny?

Her?

[weworemasks]

solution to the problem:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367279/quotes

hahaha.

[AShannon04]

I really liked the Seaward bit.

[FOBPrettyNPunk]

Of course, the “Bob Loblaw Law Blog.” Wow. You sir, are a mouthful!

[TheOtherAndrew]

Bob Loblaw lobs law bomb!

[reductiondesign]

"Get ride of the seaward."
"I'll leave when I'm good and ready."

[lindZ629]

Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias: It's out of context.
Tobias: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias: Tobias, you blowhard.

[niveK]

Lindsay: Did you see who is on the hog behind us?

Michael: GEORGE MICHAEL!

/best ann bit ever

[polock]

(makes shity explosion snd a dove flys out) is that enough of a reference for you

[soundofthebrown]

chickens don't make that noise!

[TheOtherAndrew]

George Michael: No, that's not the answer! Dumb George Michael, dumb!
Michael: Hey, hey, calm down you two!

[Andy K]

Tobias: No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.
Buster: It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

[taraj]

whats AD?

[Andy K]

whats AD?

The tv show Arrested Development

[dhammer]

Lindsay: Barry, did you talk to a doctor?
Barry: I did. I have poison oak. Do you believe it? How the hell did I get that?
[Cut to a shot of a rest area]
Lucille: She was talking about George.
Barry: Oh, he's the same. Look, I guess we should decide on who's going to speak for the family. I would, but I have Laker tickets.
[Cut to a shot of the rest area]

[IAPAI]

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

[MADSTA]

From the first episode of Arrested Development I saw...

Michael: Mom, why did you stop taking your medicine?
Lucille: Oh, some doctor on Oprah said that taking prescription drugs can lead to more dangerous street drugs.
Michael: Do you mean Tom Cruise?
Lucille: No. They said he was a scientist.

[weworemasks]

whats AD?

get out!

[FOBPrettyNPunk]

GOB: Anyway, it involves us making some money with our Mexican friends from Colombia.

Michael: I think they're called Colombians.

GOB: Oh, I forgot, we're being politically correct now.

[buysoap]

"Get ride of the seaward."
"I'll leave when I'm good and ready."
I didn't understand this joke the first time I heard it, but when it dawned on me I laughed for a good long time

[eMart]

tobia: I blue myself today
michael: there's got to be a better way of saying that

[Bob Payne]

Michael opens the fridge and finds a paper bag that says "dead dove, do not eat." After he looks inside, he says, "Well...I don't know what I was expecting."

[Bobcat46308]

George Sr.: I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich

[Stephie]

STEVE HOLT!

Buster: It's a bird!
Lucielle: I know it's a bird!
Buster: But it walked on my pillow!

Everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing except for Buster.

okay, I'm stopping the quotes now, haha. Lovelovelove this show. I think it's brilliant.