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Blake Solomon
04/22/07, 02:12 AM
Bombshell – To Hell With Motives
Label: Indianola Records
Release Date: July 18, 2006

Author Note: I’m working on my first play. The work, entitled To Hell with Hell, is about a young band, let’s call them Bombshell, and their search for that elusive, perfect sound. Because I love you, here is a scene I recently finished. This is a FICTIONAL play, by the way.

Setting: The employee break room at a Blockbuster in upstate South Carolina

Cast:
Chris Stephens: vocals, guitar
Jesse Neal: vocals, "synthesizer"
Matt Simmons: guitar, whisper tracks?
Tim Cameron: bass, screams/growls
Austin Creech: drums!

Chris: OK, now that we’ve got a kick ass name and some rad T-shirts, we can pick a style of music. I have a high-pitched, soaring voice and lots of trite opinions. Obviously, I’m leaning towards…

Austin: Retro, New-Wave, piano punk?

Chris: Idiot.

Tim: Well, I do this pretty neat growl when my dog, Sir Richardz, gets out of line.

Chris: Hmmm, I sing, you growl. Austin loves the double bass, even when it’s not appropriate. All signs seem to be pointing to…

Austin: Joining Victory Records?

Chris: Fool! We are on Indianola! They get us.

Tim: By the way, my throat gets real sore from growling too much, I can’t do it on every song.

Chris: That’s fine, all the more windows for me to shatter. But, we still need a breakdown in each song.

Jesse: Hey, can we tell people that I play the synthesizer?

Chris: But you don’t.

Jesse: It can't be that hard. Just give me a pair of artsy glasses; the kids will eat it up. “Bombshell is sooo sophisticated.”

Chris: All right, fine. I’m stoked to get in the studio. I already have a song called “HxC”, which, you know, is teh sex. Tim, if you can manage like 4 seconds of cough-growling, I can justify the name of the song.

Tim: No problem, Sir Richardz is potty-training, so I’ve been strengthening the chords up lately.

Chris: And also, the closer is going to be acoustic. Me harmonizing with me. It's going to be like that Staind song if the dude put his finger in a mousetrap.

Matt: Since I haven’t said anything, let me just say that I can’t wait to compare our sound to Emery, Chiodos, and Saosin, yet, still call our jams original. Pop-punk is dead!

Chris: Yeah. Hopefully nobody has heard A Day To Remember, since we do the same thing as them, except with less conviction and head-banging.

Jesse: Oh well, that comes with the territory when you have a fake synth mastermind in the band. I’m willing to make the sacrifice.

Chris: Alright, we have a sound. Now one of you needs a Heroin addiction.

Austin: Don’t look at me. I’m terrified of needles.

End Scene

crazytoledo
04/26/07, 06:06 AM
Eh, I like it for what it is.

Generic? Yeah
Bad? Most likely.

But I listen to it.

Blake Solomon
04/27/07, 12:46 AM
Can't knock you for that.

12:46AM
04/27/07, 11:10 PM
hahaha. creative review.

why aren't you hired yet?

CarrieDee
04/29/07, 06:28 PM
oh dude, I've only heard maybe 45 seconds of a song by them... in a store in the mall.. but I almost want to hear the rest of the album just so I can relate to this.
Hilarious review.

samgasm
05/10/07, 07:48 AM
Many bands do stuff like this, but these actually do it well. This was one of my fave albums of 2006.

Julia Conny
05/22/07, 12:58 AM
I laughed.

Blake Solomon
05/22/07, 02:30 PM
I laughed.


you and me both, friend.

Twizx
09/15/08, 09:39 PM
SOLOOMAAAAAN STRIKEZ AGAIN! but you did give them a little too much on the creativity, what are you their song writers>?