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laryssa
04/23/07, 11:36 PM
How does one make themselves puke, or how is it easier to skip meals? I'm trying to get to a size 00. Will I have to break a few ribs, also, in the process?

TheByrus
04/23/07, 11:37 PM
before and after n00dz, plz.

TheByrus
04/23/07, 11:38 PM
i want to get a supermodel waist, too.

Take Heart
04/23/07, 11:40 PM
Here is the recommended path to bulimia:

Step 1: Take nudes
Step 2: Send nudes out
Step 3: Get laughed at for imperfections, develop severe self esteem issues
Step 4: Start skipping meals. Make the meals you do eat consist of only liquids and salad.
Step 5: Start cutting yourself. The endorphins that get released will make you forget about food
Step 6: Start over at step 1

sdbrown
04/24/07, 12:07 AM
I eat nothing all day and when I feel like I'm about to faint I eat a cube of cheese

chronomic
04/24/07, 12:10 AM
Here is the recommended path to bulimia:

Step 1: Take nudes
Step 2: Send nudes out
Step 3: Get laughed at for imperfections, develop severe self esteem issues
Step 4: Start skipping meals. Make the meals you do eat consist of only liquids and salad.
Step 5: Start cutting yourself. The endorphins that get released will make you forget about food
Step 6: Start over at step 1

hahaha

awesome avatar

HangsLikeHeaven
04/24/07, 07:26 AM
I eat nothing all day and when I feel like I'm about to faint I eat a cube of cheese

hahaha...awesome.

laryssa
04/24/07, 09:43 AM
I eat nothing all day and when I feel like I'm about to faint I eat a cube of cheese

Devil Wears Prada<3

Chancetobe
04/24/07, 02:20 PM
Yes.

ForeverInADay
04/24/07, 02:55 PM
You should have just asked me, I'm a pro at being anorexic...apparently :shiftyeyes:

Super.Panda
04/24/07, 03:11 PM
just be like me, i can fit in size 1 jeans. So now get to 5'2" and weight 120lbs

halifaxrocks
04/24/07, 03:29 PM
its way easier to just not eat anything, if you get that hunger pain, just take a sip or two of water. also if you dont want your parents or friends to find out, eat small amount of food, and throw it up later if you want, but tell them that you just ate so youre not that hungry... it will take them a while to figure something out.

PadraicPrincess
04/24/07, 03:37 PM
how about not conforming to society's apparent rules of apperance

just a suggestion

halifaxrocks
04/24/07, 04:00 PM
how about not conforming to society's apparent rules of apperance

just a suggestion
fuck that

AnF1500
04/24/07, 04:12 PM
Ridiculous, its quite possible to be a 00 and be healthy. Thanks.

halifaxrocks
04/24/07, 04:16 PM
i <3 eating disorders

PadraicPrincess
04/24/07, 04:22 PM
i <3 eating disorders

they're like, so hot right now!

ForeverInADay
04/24/07, 04:26 PM
I find it funny that there are serious responses.

halifaxrocks
04/24/07, 04:27 PM
they're like, so hot right now!
shut the fuck up!

halifaxrocks
04/24/07, 04:27 PM
I find it funny that there are serious responses.
like mine
haha

PadraicPrincess
04/24/07, 04:39 PM
shut the fuck up!

vulgar words :(

halifaxrocks
04/24/07, 04:42 PM
vulgar words :(
onoes!!1

mattybobviously
04/24/07, 06:57 PM
The best part is probably half the guys like me don't do any of the eating disorder shit, and yet probably could fit into 0 jeans.

Take Heart
04/24/07, 08:28 PM
I find it funny that there are serious responses.

Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND. UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE
Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME GO ALL OUT. UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE

The best part is probably half the guys like me don't do any of the eating disorder shit, and yet probably could fit into 0 jeans.

http://www.etceteraforums.com/style_emoticons/default/limpwrist2xrse7.gif (javascript:add_smilie() ?

ForeverInADay
04/24/07, 08:33 PM
Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND. UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE
Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME GO ALL OUT. UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE



http://www.etceteraforums.com/style_emoticons/default/limpwrist2xrse7.gif (javascript:add_smilie() ?

DMX. Also, hahahahahahahaha at what you bolded.

Take Heart
04/24/07, 08:37 PM
DMX. Also, hahahahahahahaha at what you bolded.

I can't imagine what else it could mean. Also, I don't think he has any fucking clue how tiny a size 0 is.

ForeverInADay
04/24/07, 08:50 PM
I can't imagine what else it could mean. Also, I don't think he has any fucking clue how tiny a size 0 is.

I was at the mall with my sister, and we walked into some store, and this girls like "Do you have a size 10?" and my sisters like "Do you have a size 0?"

I'm sure the girl felt really insecure after that.

Take Heart
04/24/07, 08:51 PM
I was at the mall with my sister, and we walked into some store, and this girls like "Do you have a size 10?" and my sisters like "Do you have a size 0?"

I'm sure the girl felt really insecure after that.

pics

LV03
04/24/07, 10:59 PM
eat this for breakfast/lunch/dinner:

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IGS/IGS551/IS285-014.jpg

dessert: diet pills

apoemtothedead
04/25/07, 12:01 AM
Make sure your puke lands in the toilet.

konstantine94
04/25/07, 12:09 AM
I don't get how someone who is over the age of 18 or so could still be a size 0. I weigh around 100 lbs and haven't been a size 0 since I was 13.

Edit: I weigh around 100 because I'm 5 feet tall. And I eat like a pig.

sdbrown
04/25/07, 12:11 AM
Don't forget to tell your parents you eat taco bell for lunch everyday so they aren't suspicious when they hear the "blup blup!" coming from the bathroom.

did I just go overboard? I think I might have.

apoemtothedead
04/25/07, 12:19 AM
Don't forget to tell your parents you eat taco bell for lunch everyday so they aren't suspicious when they hear the "blup blup!" coming from the bathroom.

did I just go overboard? I think I might have.
Overboard in the unfunny department, yes.

sdbrown
04/25/07, 12:20 AM
Overboard in the unfunny department, yes.
whoops

mattybobviously
04/25/07, 02:45 PM
I can't imagine what else it could mean. Also, I don't think he has any fucking clue how tiny a size 0 is.

Fit into one at Halloween.

The danger is that if you get an erection the results could be disastrous.

Sleepaway
04/25/07, 03:55 PM
Overboard in the unfunny department, yes.

http://www.stageleft.info/blog-images/kelso_burn.gif

sdbrown
04/25/07, 07:15 PM
http://www.stageleft.info/blog-images/kelso_burn.gif
It would only be a burn if I cared.

llwilliamsll
04/25/07, 07:22 PM
:yawn:

Blake Solomon
04/25/07, 07:41 PM
Bulimia wasn't too hard for me to get into. I gag myself when I brush my molars. I just put a tootsie roll pop in and voila, size 30 jeans!

TxRepresent
04/25/07, 07:58 PM
how about not conforming to society's apparent rules of apperance

just a suggestion

you obviously don't get the sarcasm.

AshleyO'
04/28/07, 12:19 AM
depression. worked for lindsay lohan.

AP_Punk
04/28/07, 12:25 AM
depression. worked for lindsay lohan.

Haha

my9ridesshotgun
04/28/07, 01:11 AM
gawd, i so totally wish i could be this hawt

http://myspace-302.vo.llnwd.net/00211/20/38/211938302_l.gif

look at those moves!

lovehateleavest
04/28/07, 04:10 PM
Eat paper.

Mr. Jacob
05/01/07, 11:19 PM
i want to get a supermodel waist, too.

i second that

:D

mrzippo3
05/04/07, 12:30 AM
I used to come to the personal forums cause they made me laugh, then I stopped for a few months cause they started to all be fake threads started on fake accounts, but this thread brought me back.. many laughs.

Monochrome
05/04/07, 11:18 AM
It brought me many laughs too. =)

But, talking about size 0. Frankly, it's disgustingly small. Yet, I can fit into size 1-2 jeans. Just that little more.

I'm depressed, does that help me reach 0?
No, so therefore that 'hilarious' suggestion wont work.

TheRaptor
05/04/07, 07:36 PM
well i used to want to be stick thin. it all worked out and i was 100 pounds at 5ft 9, but it's so damn time consuming. just eat healthy and work out, but not excessively. once you start that pattern its hard to get out of it and you'll end up with a shitload of problems.

lindZ629
05/05/07, 03:22 PM
I love eating crap and not gaining any weight from it...yay for me.

FatJordan
05/05/07, 03:55 PM
Furiously masturbate.

Oh, bulimia advice...uhh, don't be such a pussy and stick your fingers down your throat. Besides, if you're trying to get so thin, you probably just want to suck a lot of cock anyways, so get used to sticking things down your throat.

TheRaptor
05/05/07, 05:15 PM
ha except you'll have bad gag reflexes after throwing up so much, not so good for blow jobs

HangsLikeHeaven
05/05/07, 05:26 PM
Furiously masturbate.

Oh, bulimia advice...uhh, don't be such a pussy and stick your fingers down your throat. Besides, if you're trying to get so thin, you probably just want to suck a lot of cock anyways, so get used to sticking things down your throat.

hahahahhaahahaahahahahahahhahahaha

CWeezer2
05/06/07, 08:22 PM
ha except you'll have bad gag reflexes after throwing up so much, not so good for blow jobs


opposite actually. you can get rid of your gag reflex entirely by putting things down your throat. it's gross but it's the truth.

Take Heart
05/06/07, 11:39 PM
opposite actually. you can get rid of your gag reflex entirely by putting things down your throat. it's gross but it's the truth.

So, like... wanna go steady?

stacymichelle
05/31/07, 12:11 AM
wow. haha

xjustinx
05/31/07, 08:47 AM
http://www.ooops.pl/blog/images/anorexic.jpg

hobbes
05/31/07, 02:49 PM
Ridiculous, its quite possible to be a 00 and be healthy. Thanks.

I manage it just fine, actually. 5' 6", 105 and between a 00 and a 1.
Its usually nice to be this thin, b/c I don't really think about it and I just kinda know I'm tall, skinny, and decent looking, but when I start thinking about it, I'd rather be like a size 3 or so. I've pretty much been the same size since I was 12. I just filled out and got taller....
I don't think you can ever really be 100% happy with your body. People always tell me how jealous of me they are, and how they wish they could be as skinny as me. Most of the time, I'd rather be their size. LOL

AnF1500
05/31/07, 02:59 PM
I manage it just fine, actually. 5' 6", 105 and between a 00 and a 1.
Its usually nice to be this thin, b/c I don't really think about it and I just kinda know I'm tall, skinny, and decent looking, but when I start thinking about it, I'd rather be like a size 3 or so. I've pretty much been the same size since I was 12. I just filled out and got taller....
I don't think you can ever really be 100% happy with your body. People always tell me how jealous of me they are, and how they wish they could be as skinny as me. Most of the time, I'd rather be their size. LOL

Haha I like being thin, and being a 00 wasn't gross on me. I have a very small frame already. I'm good where I am now though too.