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PaulsRightNut
04/24/07, 06:30 PM
what kind of car/vehicle would it be?

I think I am going to make a life goal for myself to have sex in a 69 mach 1 mustang, because it is the most beautiful car I have ever seen.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i61/lilylilac596/69_mach351_1theMACH.jpg

(yeah this is a stupid post but im bored and i thought it would be interesting :shrug:)

Smash Adams
04/24/07, 06:40 PM
http://vwkombi.com/photos/vanfest-2005/Images/4.jpg

daphne was hot, and you could have some privacy too

TxRepresent
04/24/07, 06:47 PM
http://www.firsttraderegistry.com/forsale/3_06/65elcamino/1965%20el%20camino%20reese%20023.jp g

So classy.

theguilt engine
04/24/07, 06:50 PM
http://vwkombi.com/photos/vanfest-2005/Images/4.jpg

daphne was hot, and you could have some privacy too

this the ultimate. right here. very nice.

PadraicPrincess
04/24/07, 06:52 PM
ferrari 612 scaglietti :)

http://www.carpages.co.uk/ferrari/ferrari_images/ferrari_612_scaglietti_10_07_06.jpg

FatJordan
04/24/07, 06:53 PM
http://i3.tinypic.com/xpabuu.jpg

Duh...then it's voyeristic too cause the car would be watching.

Tyler Revolution
04/24/07, 07:03 PM
http://www.michaelprewitt.com/files/buggy_IMG_0052.jpg

Smash Adams
04/24/07, 07:03 PM
this the ultimate. right here. very nice.

I know from experience ;-)

Smithers
04/24/07, 07:05 PM
http://www.damox.com/cars/thumbs/Delorean/1981_Delorean_DMC12.jpg

PaulsRightNut
04/24/07, 07:05 PM
hahahahahhaa :lol: those are great

I know from experience ;-)

hahahaha from the picture you posted it doesnt look like scooby enjoyed it too much though

theguilt engine
04/24/07, 07:07 PM
I know from experience ;-)

haha yea yea

FatJordan
04/24/07, 07:09 PM
ferrari 612 scaglietti :)

http://www.carpages.co.uk/ferrari/ferrari_images/ferrari_612_scaglietti_10_07_06.jpg

That doesn't even have a backseat.

Smash Adams
04/24/07, 07:09 PM
hahahahahhaa :lol: those are great



hahahaha from the picture you posted it doesnt look like scooby enjoyed it too much though

re rold re rat re roved rit :shrug:

atticus1492
04/24/07, 07:12 PM
http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/batmobile.jpg

PaulsRightNut
04/24/07, 07:16 PM
That doesn't even have a backseat.
haha yeah i dont think the car i put has one either..hmm i imagine that cant be good
re rold re rat re roved rit :shrug:

hahaha!

Chancetobe
04/24/07, 07:21 PM
I don't think I'd like to have sex in a car.

Smithers
04/24/07, 07:22 PM
I don't think I'd like to have sex in a car.

it's overrated.

Chancetobe
04/24/07, 07:29 PM
it's overrated.

It is. It seems uncomfotable. And if I'm going to be uncomfortable, i'd rather be having sex somewhere cooler and more exciting than a car.

nonamesleft
04/24/07, 07:29 PM
Ford Expedition
OR
1997 Ford AeroStar yee

ForeverInADay
04/24/07, 07:36 PM
http://www.michaelprewitt.com/files/buggy_IMG_0052.jpg

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

AnF1500
04/24/07, 07:49 PM
I don't think I'd like to have sex in a car.

That's a good decision..being cramped in a tiny space really isn't that great.

Smithers
04/24/07, 07:51 PM
It is. It seems uncomfotable. And if I'm going to be uncomfortable, i'd rather be having sex somewhere cooler and more exciting than a car.

well when you're 17, you can't exactly go back to mom and dad's house, so you work with what you can.

Chancetobe
04/24/07, 07:56 PM
well when you're 17, you can't exactly go back to mom and dad's house, so you work with what you can.

But once you've reached that magical age where you become an adult and move off to college, you can find better places.

infamous_alias
04/24/07, 07:58 PM
it's overrated.

I seem to remember enjoying it actually :shrug:

Smithers
04/24/07, 07:59 PM
But once you've reached that magical age where you become an adult and move off to college, you can find better places.

yes, and it's outstanding.

jaimej
04/24/07, 08:01 PM
I recommend NOT doing it in a VW Jetta or a Subaru WRX. Neither of those are very fun.

Chancetobe
04/24/07, 08:04 PM
yes, and it's outstanding.

Good. I'm looking forward to it.

williek311
04/24/07, 08:05 PM
http://www.damox.com/cars/thumbs/Delorean/1981_Delorean_DMC12.jpg

after she had sex with you she would then use the car to travel back in time and punch herself in the face and tell herself not to have sex with you

Smithers
04/24/07, 08:07 PM
after she had sex with you she would then use the car to travel back in time and punch herself in the face and tell herself to have sex with you earlier

fixed.

PaulsRightNut
04/24/07, 08:09 PM
hahaha
http://www.northernlightsmotel.com/picture_gallery/weinermobile/weiner1.JPG

IAmAmazing
04/24/07, 08:12 PM
after she had sex with you she would then use the car to travel back in time and punch herself in the face and tell herself not to have sex with you
Hahahahahahha, I wondered when somebody would say something about that.

Tyler Revolution
04/24/07, 08:13 PM
well when you're 17, you can't exactly go back to mom and dad's house, so you work with what you can.

Or 13, but whatever.

SilverStar89
04/24/07, 08:14 PM
I recommend NOT doing it in a VW Jetta or a Subaru WRX. Neither of those are very fun.
Or an old BMW E30.

Burning Star IV
04/24/07, 08:17 PM
http://www.unloosen.com/thestuff/archives/photos/Darth-Vaders-Shaggin-Wagon.jpg

ForeverInADay
04/24/07, 08:27 PM
I would fuck in this bad boy:

http://funk.co.nz/amu/images/ugly-car.jpg

williek311
04/24/07, 09:10 PM
http://www.blogblogblog.com/2002_misc/blogimg/11-12-02-pwagon.jpg

TxRepresent
04/24/07, 09:17 PM
http://www.blogblogblog.com/2002_misc/blogimg/11-12-02-pwagon.jpg

I lol'd

sweetforever
04/24/07, 09:19 PM
http://vwkombi.com/photos/vanfest-2005/Images/4.jpg


Prolly this, or any van in general. Doing it one of those conversion vans would be nice, with the lights on the inside and backseat folds down into a bed.

enter return
04/25/07, 11:03 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/ienterreturni/knightrider.jpg

Kitt from Knight Rider. How great would it be to have the car talk to you while you're doing it, then afterwards tell you how well you did. You're lying if you dont agree.

a speedo model
04/25/07, 01:01 PM
what kind of car/vehicle would it be?

I think I am going to make a life goal for myself to have sex in a 69 mach 1 mustang, because it is the most beautiful car I have ever seen.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i61/lilylilac596/69_mach351_1theMACH.jpg

(yeah this is a stupid post but im bored and i thought it would be interesting :shrug:)
I will have sex with you in one. ;-)

Bingham88
04/25/07, 02:35 PM
http://www.blogblogblog.com/2002_misc/blogimg/11-12-02-pwagon.jpg

http://vwkombi.com/photos/vanfest-2005/Images/4.jpg

daphne was hot, and you could have some privacy too

both are great haha

tambam
04/25/07, 04:49 PM
http://www.extradtp.net/Datas/Pdts/Ima/P24094.jpg
swt.

HangsLikeHeaven
04/25/07, 05:29 PM
http://www.extradtp.net/Datas/Pdts/Ima/P24094.jpg
swt.

lololol

eMart
04/25/07, 05:46 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767827716.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

I would totally bone this car. Actually, nevermind. She's kind of clingy. Oh wait, I read the question wrong.

CellarGhosts
04/25/07, 06:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/ienterreturni/knightrider.jpg

Kitt from Knight Rider. How great would it be to have the car talk to you while you're doing it, then afterwards tell you how well you did. You're lying if you dont agree.
Hahahahahaha oh god...

That made my day.

blahme
04/25/07, 08:49 PM
http://hawk.csc.vill.edu/%7Ef03g06/scene/2-23-04/2230403.JPG
Not Lloyd, but in the car behind him.

Joe DeAndrea
04/25/07, 09:39 PM
http://www.nightcoaster.com/hearse/hearse1c.gif

write me a song
04/26/07, 08:54 AM
67 chevelle super sport. (black with two orange racing stripes down the middle

sayyes
04/26/07, 09:01 AM
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g23/Base3Studd/aaaaa.jpg

chronomic
04/26/07, 12:14 PM
i would have sex in your moms car..and by car i mean vagina.

PaulsRightNut
04/26/07, 12:31 PM
hahahahaha - hey...leave my mom out of this!

clace
04/26/07, 12:33 PM
I recommend NOT doing it in a VW Jetta or a Subaru WRX. Neither of those are very fun.

hahaha, i've actually done it in the back of a WRX

Cheshire_Buddha
04/26/07, 12:37 PM
http://www.nightcoaster.com/hearse/hearse1c.gif

Haha, yes!

lindZ629
04/26/07, 12:54 PM
http://linkbuildingblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mutt_cutts.gif

JulieLynn
04/26/07, 01:17 PM
http://www.internetvibes.net/wp-content/gallery/pixar-cars/th/cars_7_thumb.jpg

chronomic
04/26/07, 01:44 PM
hahahahaha - hey...leave my mom out of this!

oh but she is such a nice lady! :inlove:

secretsociety92
04/26/07, 04:18 PM
http://www.gotford.com/downloads/Ford-Shelby-GR-1-Concept-FA-1600x1200.jpg

Harold Wood
04/26/07, 04:21 PM
http://www.culttvman.com/assets/images-STAR-WARS-2004/gdykstraFalcon001.jpg

Neo Cassady
04/26/07, 06:37 PM
http://www.fresh99.com/images/steveurkelscar/iz2003-03.jpg

ascitiesburn101
04/26/07, 08:43 PM
http://www.upscalesale.com/salesites/020915-0001/images/Race_Car_Bed_by_Little_Tikes_-_twin_size.JPG

chronomic
04/26/07, 11:15 PM
http://www.upscalesale.com/salesites/020915-0001/images/Race_Car_Bed_by_Little_Tikes_-_twin_size.JPG

haha oh man, id rather do it in the back of a volkswagen

Virock
04/30/07, 08:25 AM
Inside Of a transformer?? na I think Those aliens dude will be pissed leaving them inside with smell of sex inside lol.

NickBender
05/01/07, 07:14 AM
http://www.culttvman.com/assets/images-STAR-WARS-2004/gdykstraFalcon001.jpg

WERD.

CellarGhosts
05/01/07, 07:33 AM
Word indeed ^^

Siren Silently
05/03/07, 01:20 AM
http://www.upscalesale.com/salesites/020915-0001/images/Race_Car_Bed_by_Little_Tikes_-_twin_size.JPG
haha

llwilliamsll
05/03/07, 01:28 AM
http://www.wrichphoto.com/wrichphoto/greenland/images/03-Santa%27s-Sleigh,-Ilulissa.jpg

ryan012
05/03/07, 03:37 AM
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duhpunk
05/03/07, 06:56 AM
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/32/bananavr5.jpg

if i envy Bam for anything other than his hot wife, it's this

THATGIRLINBLUE
05/03/07, 08:19 AM
I did it in a 98 Mustang Cobra.. Oh and on the hood as well......

llwilliamsll
05/03/07, 11:14 AM
98 mustang's suck...you shouldn't be proud of that
and san dimas high school football rocks

NickBender
05/04/07, 06:39 AM
A Delorean while it was going 88 mph.

Mercy Medical
05/04/07, 07:24 AM
One that has a decent amount of space...

f*ck
05/04/07, 08:27 AM
good burger ftw
http://amcpacer.panhorst.net/images/archives/good-burger.gif

duhpunk
05/04/07, 12:09 PM
good burger ftw
http://amcpacer.panhorst.net/images/archives/good-burger.gif

justin lol. ilu

rerelease_
05/05/07, 12:58 PM
i love this thread.

aolsux
05/05/07, 02:05 PM
I really want an evo, so i'd say an evo

I've done it in my 99 mustang, fun times

PWHerman
05/06/07, 01:23 AM
http://www.damox.com/cars/thumbs/Delorean/1981_Delorean_DMC12.jpg

Some guy that lives two blocks away from me has a freaking DeLorean...it's "tricked out" to be EXACTLY like the one from Back To The Future, too. I haven't talked to him about it or anything, but I see it every so often when I'm walking/riding by, and I have to tell you that it's some Bo$$y stuff. (I live in some small 5000 odd-something populated town in SE Michigan, by the way.)

thatwasamoment
05/06/07, 01:34 AM
In my moms van. I'm sure I will one day. I may resort to a hooker.

Smithers
05/06/07, 06:52 AM
Some guy that lives two blocks away from me has a freaking DeLorean...it's "tricked out" to be EXACTLY like the one from Back To The Future, too. I haven't talked to him about it or anything, but I see it every so often when I'm walking/riding by, and I have to tell you that it's some Bo$$y stuff. (I live in some small 5000 odd-something populated town in SE Michigan, by the way.)


get pictures.

i swear, as soon as i start making serious money, i'm buying a delorean.

PWHerman
05/06/07, 01:18 PM
get pictures.

i swear, as soon as i start making serious money, i'm buying a delorean.

Summer's coming up soon, so I'm going to try. He has a two-car garage, and it's in the same place all the time (the car, not the garage -- haha). I don't know if he's ever driven it, but every so often he'll have the garage open and I'll see it. I'll try to snap a picture discreetly while I'm going by. I haven't seen it in a good 6 months, though. The pictures are definitely gonna go up here for you to see when I do get them.

DeLorean's aren't as expensive as they are rare (since they're discontinued, obviously). A buddy told me they have like 200 of them in one spot in Illinois or something...other than that, there's probably only a few thousand throughout the rest of the US (including the one 2 blocks away from me; yeah, I feel cool). Looks like delorean.com has some nice info (makes sense), including one for sale for about $40,000.

angelusdomini
05/06/07, 02:08 PM
I have had sex in a car, and it was my car (hyundai Elantra), and I'm not particular on where I do it at. haha

Sex anywhere is fine with me. But I suppose a little more space in the backseat would have helped, since I'm so tall. lol

HangsLikeHeaven
05/06/07, 02:12 PM
I have had sex in a car, and it was my car (hyundai Elantra), and I'm not particular on where I do it at. haha

Sex anywhere is fine with me. But I suppose a little more space in the backseat would have helped, since I'm so tall. lol

holy shit you are tall :blink:

6'7? 6'6?

tomlanyon
05/06/07, 02:13 PM
BOOM!
=]http://uk.geocities.com/tradcarclub/images/ReliantRobin.JPG

angelusdomini
05/06/07, 02:15 PM
holy shit you are tall :blink:

6'7? 6'6?

woah, what? what makes you say that? hahaha
6 feet even. its not super tall, but it ain't short either

sh..eH{ate}..Me
05/06/07, 03:57 PM
http://i3.tinypic.com/xpabuu.jpg

Duh...then it's voyeristic too cause the car would be watching.


umm,,, just a question,, where would the 2 of you fit!!

Tyler Revolution
05/06/07, 08:10 PM
umm,,, just a question,, where would the 2 of you fit!!

Sweet username!

dejaxentendu
05/20/07, 05:17 PM
http://www.absolutepunk.net/%3Ca%20href=%22http://tinypic.com%22%20target=%22_blank%2 2%3E%3Cimg%20src=%22http://i2.tinypic.com/4tqhbme.jpg%22%20border=%220%22%20a lt=%22Image%20and%20video%20hosting %20by%20TinyPic%22%3E%3C/a%3E

dejaxentendu
05/20/07, 05:18 PM
http://i2.tinypic.com/4tqhbme.jpg



but only if keith was riding shot gun :-D

USA_Underdog
05/20/07, 07:10 PM
http://www.stillruns.com/cathedral/impala_police_car.jpg
That car all the way!

get high
05/20/07, 07:22 PM
done it in a bmw and its not that fun. should have just gone outside

would like to try a 1960's VW Bus

pilot_light_out
05/20/07, 08:26 PM
wonder womans invisible jet

AShannon04
05/20/07, 08:30 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/513PABN6FSL._SS500_.jpg

asmolitor
05/24/07, 12:53 PM
http://saladwithsteve.com/agcar.gif

duhpunk
02/08/08, 12:46 AM
major bump. this thread brought some lol's last year.

RON!
02/08/08, 10:57 AM
gfhfhjfjhjhjft

Dan!
02/08/08, 10:59 AM
I would totally screw someone in a car if I wasn't afraid of breaking the window with her head. I'm hardcore like that.

andrew4045
02/08/08, 11:07 AM
I seem to remember enjoying it actually :shrug:

not possible at 6'4" in a honda civic.

andrew4045
02/08/08, 11:08 AM
wow 9months later sorry haha

chronomic
02/08/08, 12:30 PM
someone better have said the back of a volkswagen

airik625
02/08/08, 12:36 PM
Hell, I'd have sex in any car.

airik625
02/08/08, 12:40 PM
someone better have said the back of a volkswagen

Hahahaha, a very uncomfortable place.

ekillian
02/08/08, 01:20 PM
http://www.robbinsautotopco.com/2001cabrio.jpg
This is the only car (well very similar to this) that I've only had sex in. Cabrios are freakin small but it worked.

anthony051
02/09/08, 06:37 AM
I have had sex in a car. 2 of them to be specific.

The first time was my friends dad's Jeep Jimmy... That was embarrassing to say the least, but it was either in there or outside...

The second time wasn't so bad, but my friend John let me use his car. At least it was clean.

But if I had to pick any car, it would have to be the Bat Mobile.

Derekx
02/09/08, 10:22 AM
I did it in a 98 Mustang Cobra.. Oh and on the hood as well......

Doing it in a 98' Mustang is not that great. I have a GT Convertible myself and it was quite difficult. Maybe if the top were down it would've been easier.

I wonder how it would work out in this...
http://greggayden.com/europe/Greg%20getting%20into%20Smart%20Car .jpg

TheByrus
02/09/08, 11:29 AM
batmobile

billyboatkid
02/09/08, 11:32 AM
My 97' Passport seemed to work out just fine, so I'm content.

chronomic
02/09/08, 05:09 PM
the cars in this thread are incredible

Smash Adams
02/09/08, 05:12 PM
also the gadget mobile
be like go go gadget massage chair or go go gadget lube

screamoutmyname
02/09/08, 05:12 PM
http://vwkombi.com/photos/vanfest-2005/Images/4.jpg

daphne was hot, and you could have some privacy too

Doo Be

Adrian Villagomez
02/09/08, 05:15 PM
http://www.gadzooki.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/BatmanReturnsBatmobile13.jpg

tambam
02/09/08, 05:59 PM
http://www.mobilityvansales.com/handicap-vans-sales/used-vans/van_ad_photos/mobility_van_sales_99392_1.jpg

Tinted windows + roomy= aww, yeah. ;-)

JustAnotherPoet
02/09/08, 07:57 PM
haha...just ask my best friend about all his times in the back of his Honda CRV
incredibly sexy, am i right?

CellarGhosts
02/09/08, 08:03 PM
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii68/OhCalcutta18/p50sale.jpg

notoaststereo
02/09/08, 08:03 PM
http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/batmobile.jpgwin.

WakingTheMisery
02/10/08, 02:15 AM
I guess I sort of had sex in my car.

snowtires
02/10/08, 02:23 AM
It is. It seems uncomfotable. And if I'm going to be uncomfortable, i'd rather be having sex somewhere cooler and more exciting than a car.

it doesn't SEEM uncomfortable, it IS uncomfortable. extremely

snowtires
02/10/08, 02:26 AM
also, http://www.upscalesale.com/salesites/020915-0001/images/Race_Car_Bed_by_Little_Tikes_-_twin_size.JPG

thebestkylever
02/10/08, 02:33 AM
i keep it real.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d182/thebestkylever/clit.gif

CellarGhosts
02/10/08, 10:18 AM
also, http://www.upscalesale.com/salesites/020915-0001/images/Race_Car_Bed_by_Little_Tikes_-_twin_size.JPG
haha, that works.

allhourcymbals
02/10/08, 10:43 AM
http://www.speedace.info/solar_cars/solar_car_images/auburn_university_solar_car_banked_ road_test.jpg

Yeah.. solar powered sex.

PaulsRightNut
02/10/08, 11:09 AM
haha good times. nice bump

XanarchyXangelX
02/10/08, 11:41 AM
i would have sex in a hearse

chronomic
02/10/08, 11:48 AM
yeah you would

XanarchyXangelX
02/10/08, 11:55 AM
yeah you would
yeah i would

Smash Adams
02/10/08, 12:06 PM
i would have sex in a hearse

ewwwwwwwwww necrophilia

WakingTheMisery
02/10/08, 12:13 PM
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m1a1-tank-sym.jpg

lindZ629
02/10/08, 12:29 PM
http://homepage1.nifty.com/rally43/Models/Complete/misc/pika-f1.jpg
http://www.ugosantiques.com/images/jpegs/barbie1.jpg

failingwithease
02/10/08, 01:50 PM
Why would you want to potentially soil a good car with your juices?

Smash Adams
02/10/08, 01:59 PM
Why would you want to potentially soil a good car with your juices?

ever hear of marking your territory? lots of animals urinate on their nests or whatever to show the other animals back off this is my fucking crib

chronomic
02/10/08, 02:25 PM
Why would you want to potentially soil a good car with your juices?

erroneous!

WakingTheMisery
02/10/08, 02:42 PM
I want to have sex in a hot air balloon.

LifeInDecay
02/10/08, 02:59 PM
The back of a Volkswagen, although it might be very uncomfortable.

PaulsRightNut
02/10/08, 03:07 PM
I want to have sex in a hot air balloon.

haha that made me laugh

bobby runs
02/10/08, 04:37 PM
also, http://www.upscalesale.com/salesites/020915-0001/images/Race_Car_Bed_by_Little_Tikes_-_twin_size.JPG
how the fuck did you get a picture of my car?

UntilItKillsYou
02/11/08, 01:13 AM
my accord works nicely

chrisstahl
02/11/08, 10:26 AM
http://www.nightcoaster.com/hearse/hearse1c.gif

will the person receiving the sex resemble the type of person that is normally in that type of car??

creepy.

chrisstahl
02/11/08, 10:28 AM
http://www.sylviastuurman.eu/stories/newyork/IMG_4864.jpg

this thing.

LoveHate
02/12/08, 04:11 PM
will the person receiving the sex resemble the type of person that is normally in that type of car??

creepy.

Ha ha ha ha, all I read was the thread and saw this picture. Hilarious.

Freaky_fairy
02/13/08, 12:10 PM
http://www.nightcoaster.com/hearse/hearse1c.gif
Hell yeah!!! Now you're talking my language. Who doesn't want to have sex in a hearse?

LoveHate
02/13/08, 01:21 PM
Hell yeah!!! Now you're talking my language. Who doesn't want to have sex in a hearse?

That is just creepy...but I'm still chucklin...hope that's not wrong? :shrug:

selftitled85
02/13/08, 02:26 PM
also, http://www.upscalesale.com/salesites/020915-0001/images/Race_Car_Bed_by_Little_Tikes_-_twin_size.JPG

dude your bed is a car.

"a freaking sweet car"

Intertwined
02/14/08, 04:57 PM
http://lonestartimes.com/images/2007/04/short-bus.jpg

bluecrunchy
02/14/08, 05:05 PM
http://we-five.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/icecream1.jpg

obviously.

whywar
02/14/08, 05:56 PM
Id pick an aspire.......I think it would make my dick look bigger.

Mrs.Sweeny Todd
02/14/08, 06:11 PM
ether a old hippie van more room if u no ... or a mercacides

something_witty
02/14/08, 07:22 PM
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://hackerfriendly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/2006-Smart-Forfun2-Concept-Front-And-Side-1920x1440-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://hackerfriendly.com/wp/2007/04/05/pimp-my-smart-car/&h=1440&w=1920&sz=1058&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=HHsBkCLNbN5S-M:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsmart%26um%3D1%26hl%3D en%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26s a%3DN


tall and cramped can't be better then that

jamison1386
02/14/08, 11:18 PM
ether a old hippie van more room if u no ... or a mercacides

a what???

DCfreak
02/14/08, 11:23 PM
http://we-five.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/icecream1.jpg

obviously.


Where is the Pedo-Bear?

mike049
02/14/08, 11:37 PM
http://www.lusseautoscooters.com/watrcolr.jpg

done

xEBVDRUMSx
02/15/08, 01:22 PM
http://www.lusseautoscooters.com/watrcolr.jpg

done

the "no head-on bumping" and "one way only" signs around the top make this even more awesome.

pyromania101
02/15/08, 10:39 PM
A 1964 pontiac GTO, black with candy green apple pinstrips, convertable with black leather top. =DDDD
oh and in this fantasy, it is my car and im screwin a drummer from an awesome bad (not any perticular one)

WakingTheMisery
02/16/08, 12:12 AM
How about you don't have sex for another 6 years.

themadsilentist
02/17/08, 06:24 PM
:lol:

Whoever said the Millennium Falcon, get your ass out here to California and let's do it, sweet thang. Though I have to say first choice would be this'n:

http://www.nasm.si.edu/exhibitions/StarWars/images/gallery/u10l7m7.jpg

gnetophyta
02/17/08, 07:03 PM
not possible at 6'4" in a honda civic.
Hahahah, wow, the mechanics of that'd be...interesting. This is why the whole car sex thing doesn't appeal to me; my height is just NO GOOD for small spaces.

lauren<3s music
02/17/08, 07:13 PM
Doing it in a 98' Mustang is not that great. I have a GT Convertible myself and it was quite difficult. Maybe if the top were down it would've been easier.

I wonder how it would work out in this...
http://greggayden.com/europe/Greg%20getting%20into%20Smart%20Car .jpg

anyone who manages that should be given a medal.

crit
02/17/08, 07:28 PM
:lol:

Whoever said the Millennium Falcon, get your ass out here to California and let's do it, sweet thang. Though I have to say first choice would be this'n:

http://www.nasm.si.edu/exhibitions/StarWars/images/gallery/u10l7m7.jpg
I'm good for a go in the Slave I.

XanarchyXangelX
06/02/08, 12:31 AM
http://lonestartimes.com/images/2007/04/short-bus.jpg
been there
done that
lol/jk
would much rather a hearse tho

mynameisX
06/02/08, 09:19 AM
http://vwkombi.com/photos/vanfest-2005/Images/4.jpg

daphne was hot, and you could have some privacy too

You seem to have a thing with Scooby, don't you?

Smash Adams
06/02/08, 09:21 AM
You seem to have a thing with Scooby, don't you?

no just Daphne, I just found that story funny
are you saing Daphne and the girls from Josie and the Pussycats aren't pretty?

mynameisX
06/02/08, 09:27 AM
no just Daphne, I just found that story funny
are you saing Daphne and the girls from Josie and the Pussycats aren't pretty?

Where the hell do you find this stuff?

Smash Adams
06/02/08, 09:31 AM
Where the hell do you find this stuff?

I can't believe no one has asked me this question yet haha
http://web.textfiles.com/humor
there wasn't really much other stuff like that though

mynameisX
06/02/08, 09:32 AM
I can't believe no one has asked me this question yet haha
http://web.textfiles.com/humor
there wasn't really much other stuff like that though

Probably because no one really wants to know.

xXaLLiOo
06/02/08, 11:20 AM
64 impala. ha.

Smash Adams
06/02/08, 11:26 AM
64 impala. ha.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

amysaurus
06/02/08, 11:29 AM
Random bump?

TheSkyline
06/02/08, 11:38 AM
Sexy and tasty.

http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/3869/hamburger2hx.jpg

SLoT
06/02/08, 12:25 PM
http://www.damox.com/cars/thumbs/Delorean/1981_Delorean_DMC12.jpg
And there it is. My dream car. My sex car. My everything.

Willy McFurgle
06/02/08, 03:48 PM
And there it is. My dream car. My sex car. My everything.

Thats looks like my dream sex car, except mine would have a flux capacitor and fly through time while i was doin the horizontal mambo.

SLoT
06/02/08, 04:04 PM
Oh shit a flux capacitor!

Machu505
06/02/08, 04:08 PM
what kind of car/vehicle would it be?

I think I am going to make a life goal for myself to have sex in a 69 mach 1 mustang, because it is the most beautiful car I have ever seen.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i61/lilylilac596/69_mach351_1theMACH.jpg

(yeah this is a stupid post but im bored and i thought it would be interesting :shrug:)

Just sayin, my dad bought one a couple years ago and it's currently sitting in my driveway.

Burning Star IV
06/02/08, 04:14 PM
http://www.adverblog.com/archives/img/papamobile.jpg

The Pope-mobile!

Kassie09
06/02/08, 04:21 PM
Umm, I wouldn't.

a gym bag
06/02/08, 05:30 PM
Umm, I wouldn't.
Then get the fuck out.
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z79/rlowry92/cadillacgolfcart.jpg

Kassie09
06/02/08, 05:32 PM
plz do not tell me what to do, n00b. thx.

a gym bag
06/02/08, 08:59 PM
plz do not tell me what to do, n00b. thx.
You like Anti-Flag.

argg_xo
06/02/08, 09:04 PM
hahaha
http://www.northernlightsmotel.com/picture_gallery/weinermobile/weiner1.JPG

it looks comfy!

wroteurname
06/02/08, 09:11 PM
Her sister's Monted Carlo!!!

AsItFallsApart
06/02/08, 09:18 PM
http://www.tvacres.com/images/munsters_dragula.jpg

wroteurname
06/02/08, 09:22 PM
How many people have posted the Dumb & Dumber car?

angelusdomini
06/02/08, 09:26 PM
I've fucked in my car before, and its nothing special. lol
it was good tho.

lovely864md
06/02/08, 09:26 PM
You like Anti-Flag.

/Standard AP argument.

Clever. Get the fuck out.

Smash Adams
06/02/08, 09:29 PM
a stretch hummer because I'm a giant whore
only thing you should be saying in this thread

lovely864md
06/02/08, 09:33 PM
only thing you should be saying in this thread

I'm really not in the mood right now Ian.

It has nothing to do with you, I'm just fucking pissed at my friend

Smash Adams
06/02/08, 09:38 PM
I'm really not in the mood right now Ian.

It has nothing to do with you, I'm just fucking pissed at my friend

sorry, tell him to stop being so gay
there's a 90% chance it will be relevant unless it's a girl or your one straight friend

lovely864md
06/02/08, 09:42 PM
sorry, tell him to stop being so gay
there's a 90% chance it will be relevant unless it's a girl or your one straight friend

I have another straight friend, they keep popping up out of the woodwork.

He just pretended to be ODing on me, pretty funny joke eh?

Smash Adams
06/02/08, 09:44 PM
I have another straight friend, they keep popping up out of the woodwork.

He just pretended to be ODing on me, pretty funny joke eh?
hilarious, you should pretend to not attend his funeral or piss on his corpse (though I'm not sure if girls can do that)

lovely864md
06/02/08, 09:45 PM
hilarious, you should pretend to not attend his funeral or piss on his corpse (though I'm not sure if girls can do that)

Girls can pee, Ian.

BalancingacT
06/02/08, 11:16 PM
http://www.abikestore.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/elmo-tricycle.jpg

PaulsRightNut
06/03/08, 12:09 PM
Just sayin, my dad bought one a couple years ago and it's currently sitting in my driveway.

sweetness. If you've never taken advantage of it (driven it) then that makes me upset.

spansen
06/03/08, 12:23 PM
sex in a car is awkward.

kafe
06/03/08, 12:24 PM
A friend/flirt of mine's dad has a car like this if i remember correctly:
http://chevellfan.com/images/peters1967chevelle.jpg
it's on my list of things to do ha

Machu505
06/03/08, 02:07 PM
sweetness. If you've never taken advantage of it (driven it) then that makes me upset.

Then you have no reason to be upset.

Kassie09
06/03/08, 02:27 PM
You like Anti-Flag.
I do.

PaulsRightNut
06/03/08, 03:02 PM
Then you have no reason to be upset.

haha good man.

GoWaitInTheCar
06/04/08, 02:52 AM
Are we serious?

BTW, probably in the mystery machine though.

Willy McFurgle
06/04/08, 06:30 AM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e334/Jainca/ugly_car.jpg

aaron401
06/04/08, 03:54 PM
i had sex in my grandma's back seat:)
lolz, it was in a beach parking lot and i wasn't aware we were being watched in the distance.

oh, kinky.