Pick Up Lines

[Throwback]

What are some of the funniest pick up lines you've ever heard. And I don't mean you used them or someone used one on you but just list some funny ones. Here are the two I find funny:

"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you."


"Lets hump." - This one kid on the swim team uses that one all the time, its so funny.

[proeuthanasia]

you're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.

[stratdude]

my dick will fit nicely into your vagina.

[pUnKrOcKgIrL917]

" are you fred flintstone? 'cause i can make your bed rock."
"is your dad a plumber? 'cause your the shit!"

[OldCrow912]

are your parent retarded?
because you look very special

[failurbydesign]

the new word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word

[sigh]

haha the one above me is good, but i liked ones that were mentioned on this board before:
(motions for a girl to come over with one finger) "See? I made you come with one finger.... imagine what i can do with my whole hand...."

"Looking at you made my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

[neverselected]

wanna go halves in a baby?

[Alex Djaferis]

fuck me if im wrong...but is your name Yolanda?

I may not be fred flintstone but i sure can make your bed rock!

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg was Christmas, what would you think of me stopping in between the holidays?

If you were the wind and I was a leaf, would you blow me?

[mest198]

heres one

"your so hot you made me make puddin in my pants"
"do you know what a trouser snake is?"
"suck me butieful"

[BrandNewRock05]

If we were squirels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

I am a certified massage therapist, lets start with the horogonous zones....

[mest198]

i have a nother one
"can i wash my winkie in your kitchen sinkie"

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by mest198
i have a nother one
"can i wash my winkie in your kitchen sinkie"
Did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast, because you are magically delicious....

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by mest198
i have a nother one
"can i wash my winkie in your kitchen sinkie"

way to NOT steal lines from movies, n00b!!!!!!

[BrandNewRock05]

That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

What do you like for breakfast?

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

[HIPVTENTSL]

my dick is 3 inches.........from the ground!!

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by HIPVTENTSL
my dick is 3 inches.........from the ground!!
Best one yet!

[unoriginal]

I saw this on doggyfizzle when I was flicking through channels:

Hey miss I'm looking for a job. I'm good with my hands. Can I get a hand job?

[HIPVTENTSL]

yeah i saw that too on dft

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by unoriginal
I saw this on doggyfizzle when I was flicking through channels:

Hey miss I'm looking for a job. I'm good with my hands. Can I get a hand job?
they completely jewed that one from Wayne's World..

[richter915]

"hey, I like your shoes, let's fuck"

[siMpleEmOgiRl]

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
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Scrambled or fertilized?

[Absolute Mest]

your hair would go great with my pillow
i hurt my head, would you rub it and make it better?

[rockgirl741]

hi i'm right.....mr. right

if you were a booger, i'd pick you.

are you from tennessee, cause you're the only ten i see?

[Alex Djaferis]

im the pogo man, want to jump on my stick?