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Ronin
08/11/03, 06:37 PM
CAN LICK MY FUCKING NUT SACK

I swear, I'm going to fly to Washington and take a piss on Bill Gates, but not before I smash his puny little shitty software selling ass with a a fucking 5 iron.

Did anyone else have the Windors XP bug today?

If not, let me summarize it.

You're on your computer, and a message pops up telling you that something fucked up, and you have 60 seconds until your computer restarts.

Your computer restarts, and you get the fucking message again.

So in that 60 seconds you're on the internet, you have to somehow find out just exactly what the fuck is going wrong. It's like a computer version of Memento

I'm so glad that some nerd with too much free time found a flaw with Windows XP and decided to exploit it. He showed everyone how smart he is, and in the process FUCKED UP THE STUDYING I NEED TO DO FOR MY MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN TEST

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ok, im done

omegaX
08/11/03, 06:40 PM
Ever think it could have been your fault? No piece of software is perfect, that's why they release updates. Did you keep up with your updates. If you did, then sorry man. But i have winxp and ive been on my comp all day, and no bug. And i keep with my updates.

Ronin
08/11/03, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by omegaX
Ever think it could have been your fault? No piece of software is perfect, that's why they release updates. Did you keep up with your updates. If you did, then sorry man. But i have winxp and ive been on my comp all day, and no bug. And i keep with my updates.

I update every time it prompts me.

Billy
08/11/03, 06:47 PM
I was talking to my friend today and she all of a sudden got off. She then signed back on and it went off again. She then came back to tell me her computer was the devil and it signed her off again. So I am gonna have to go with it is not your computer.

omegaX
08/11/03, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Ronin
I update every time it prompts me.

Sometimes that's not enough. You have to check on your own to be completely secure. That could have been the reason you got nailed. How the hell did you get out of that by the way? I wanna hear the end of the story!

neb nawoc
08/11/03, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Ronin
I update every time it prompts me.

I tell it to go fuck itself, but i still dont get that shit.

Ronin
08/11/03, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by omegaX
Sometimes that's not enough. You have to check on your own to be completely secure. That could have been the reason you got nailed. How the hell did you get out of that by the way? I wanna hear the end of the story!

It only affected Windows XP, so a friend of mine with Windows 98 got on the case for me.

Of course, I had to do some seriously quick work with the links he sent me, what with my 60 seconds time limit.

I'm a master

omegaX
08/11/03, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by neb nawoc
I tell it to go fuck itself, but i still dont get that shit.

Consider yourself lucky. Ronin's right, there are some people that just have no fuckin life and like to screw things up. You just might get hit one day with one of them.