camel toe

[unoriginal]

um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh

walking down the street
something caught my eye
a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
a middle aged lady
i gotta be blunt
her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front

i could see her uterus her pants were too tight
she must'nt owned panties that were not in sight i walked right by the poor woman didn't know
she had a frontal wedgie
a Camel Toe

[chorus]
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe

girl thats gotta hurt
take some time an adjust can't you see people staring
and making a fuss
could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
is your crotch hungry girl
cause its eating your pants
do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings
the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
in public putting on an x rated show grosin' people out
with your Camel Toe

[Repeat Chorus]

first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress
a little quick to wearin
wearin pum pum shorts
and its causin me much distress
whoomp there it is
yeha right in the front
everybody come and get a good look
i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny
and every nook
you better take a quick minute
before you step outside
and check the area thats pubic
or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up
like rubic
take these words of advice
cause its not very nice
i wanna put you al in the know
girls don't sleep
don't let your pants creep
watch out for
The Camel Toe

[Repeat chorus]

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

That song isn't as funny as the radio show version of "Camel Toe"....it's a cover of the Beach Boys "Kokomo"....so fucking funny.

[SayNo2daBunny]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
That song isn't as funny as the radio show version of "Camel Toe"....it's a cover of the Beach Boys "Kokomo"....so fucking funny. yeah thats a pretty funny song.

[stratdude]

that song is annoying

[mest198]

do any of you know what a camel toe is?????? seriously. making a song about one is not right.

[kevin]

Originally posted by mest198
do any of you know what a camel toe is?????? seriously. making a song about one is not right.

The song is just about a camel's toe. Chill out.

[siMpleEmOgiRl]

That's damn funny. Admit it. It's just funny.

[angie710]

Originally posted by mest198
do any of you know what a camel toe is?????? seriously. making a song about one is not right.


Do you??? I mean....Oh forget it...