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summer skin
05/08/07, 11:21 PM
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This looks terrible. I keep expecting a *BOOOOING* sound effect after every "joke".

cantnokdahustle
05/08/07, 11:26 PM
Gay jokes are hilarious! :rolleyes:

Cheshire_Buddha
05/08/07, 11:26 PM
This is a remake, isn't it? I give it props for being the only film where Jessica Biel doesn't look completely fugly.

Cheshire_Buddha
05/08/07, 11:28 PM
Gay jokes are hilarious! :rolleyes:

Are you telling me they're not? I have been laughing at the unlaughable!

summer skin
05/08/07, 11:37 PM
Gay jokes are hilarious! :rolleyes:

Totally, Boat Trip starring Cuba Gooding Jr. is our generation's Citizen Kane!

Cheshire_Buddha
05/08/07, 11:43 PM
Totally, Boat Trip starring Cuba Gooding Jr. is our generation's Citizen Kane!

I always think "What happened to Cuba Gooding, Jr.?"

Then I remember, "Oh, yeah. Shadowboxer!"

ActorInThisPlay
05/08/07, 11:47 PM
This is a remake, isn't it? I give it props for being the only film where Jessica Biel doesn't look completely fugly.
seriously, she looks good in the previews.

Chris Fallon
05/08/07, 11:50 PM
I don't know, I'm impartial. I don't really have a problem with the synopsis, and Sandler (or his pals, for that matter) haven't made a good movie in some time, but Kevin James is hilarious, so it might be good.

Roboman
05/08/07, 11:53 PM
Woah, wet Jessica Biel in a swimsuit...damn that looked nice.

ForlrnPerplxity
05/09/07, 12:53 AM
I don't know, I'm impartial. I don't really have a problem with the synopsis, and Sandler (or his pals, for that matter) haven't made a good movie in some time, but Kevin James is hilarious, so it might be good.
Kevin James is hilarious, but Hitch was awful and this doesn't look any better.

Also, as hot as Jessica Biel may be, her acting doesn't even come close.

soundofthebrown
05/09/07, 08:06 AM
doesn't look like a horrible movie, but nothing compared to Sandler's early movies.

Lost Glories
05/09/07, 08:23 AM
biel looks killer in that swim suit.

Smash Adams
05/09/07, 08:28 AM
doesn't look like a horrible movie, but nothing compared to Sandler's early movies.

I'll bet anybody that it's better than little nicky

Lost Glories
05/09/07, 08:30 AM
I'll bet anybody that it's better than little nicky

looks like you'll be winning that bet.

redsand62
05/09/07, 08:35 AM
I'll bet anybody that it's better than little nicky

his early movies only include billy madison, happy gilmore, and the wedding singer. after that, it was all downhill.

lew_1987
05/09/07, 08:41 AM
any film with adam sandler in is likely to be not funny

summer skin
05/09/07, 08:43 AM
I don't know, I'm impartial. I don't really have a problem with the synopsis, and Sandler (or his pals, for that matter) haven't made a good movie in some time, but Kevin James is hilarious, so it might be good.
The synopsis is one of the worst I read in a while...

Lost Glories
05/09/07, 08:43 AM
any film with adam sandler in is likely to be not funnyhttp://www.fasthack.com/images/weblog/2006/11/bobbarker-happy.jpg

gusta0117
05/09/07, 08:57 AM
idkk. i think this looks bad.
but i thought these were good:

Billy Madison
Happy Gilmore
The Wedding Singer
The Waterboy
Mr. Deeds
Big Daddy
Anger Management


adam sandler makes good movies.
but recently he has been slacking.
Click wasnt too great.

but remember, he did make Grandmas Boy
which was prettyyy damn good

TJ Wells
05/09/07, 08:57 AM
i think it looks pretty funny.

but the trailer was funnier the first time.

richter915
05/09/07, 09:04 AM
how did jessica biel get so hot?

chronomic
05/09/07, 09:10 AM
i think it looks pretty funny.

but the trailer was funnier the first time.

same, i like them both :shrug:


oh and jessica is chronicles of ridic fine looking in that...whatever i dont care what shes wearing its awesome.

Lost Glories
05/09/07, 09:18 AM
but remember, he did make Grandmas Boy
which was prettyyy damn good

great movie to watch while stoned/drunk.

TJ Wells
05/09/07, 09:42 AM
great movie to watch while stoned/drunk.
dude...you came on my mom!

kirbs84
05/09/07, 09:46 AM
I think it'll be pretty funny. I personally like Sandler. I would say there a not many of his movies that I can't sit through. I thought Reign Over Me was damn good.

Plus, if anyone is thinking this will be completely derogatory, just remember his past movies and the context with which gay people are referred to. I just don't think this will be any different.

Iamhome
05/09/07, 09:49 AM
Damn - Sorry guys but I'm going to watch this one.

TJ Wells
05/09/07, 09:52 AM
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/licensetowed/trailer/

i'd still rather see this first.

VinnyJ5
05/09/07, 09:53 AM
i think this movie might actually be pretty funny

but yea, grandmas boy is def the shit.

summer skin
05/09/07, 10:06 AM
I can't see there being any redeeming value for this movie. But I'm sure it'll make millions.

Lost Glories
05/09/07, 10:23 AM
dude...you came on my mom!

Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.

sdbrown
05/09/07, 11:06 AM
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/licensetowed/trailer/

i'd still rather see this first.
Holy moly, a Robin Williams movie that looks funny. I really want to see that!

buysoap
05/09/07, 11:16 AM
Gay jokes are hilarious! :rolleyes:
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buysoap
05/09/07, 11:17 AM
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/licensetowed/trailer/

i'd still rather see this first.
Oh, I've been waiting for the trailer for this! Thanks!

Chris Fallon
05/09/07, 12:32 PM
Kevin James is hilarious, but Hitch was awful and this doesn't look any better.

Also, as hot as Jessica Biel may be, her acting doesn't even come close.

The synopsis is one of the worst I read in a while...

You two do bring up good points - it's all very sitcom-like, and maybe that's where Kevin James fits best, so who knows? He was the only reason I found Hitch watchable.

I'm not that harsh of an Adam Sandler critic, only because I like almost all the movies he's done until Big Daddy (although 50 First Dates and The Longest Yard aren't that bad, really).

Click and Little Nicky looked a hell of a lot worse than this to me though. That's all I'll say for now.

Adeniz19
05/09/07, 01:08 PM
you guys are nuts. sandlers movies are always funny (except for boat trip). and dude has a lot of good movies.

reign over me was just released this year and is probably one of his best movies to date.

Mitch
05/09/07, 01:11 PM
I read on IMDB and early review of this and said this is Sandler's funniest film since Happy Gilmore (if that says anything to you).

I'm not a fan of any of his movies anymore, although I have not seen Punch Drunk Love which I hear is great. I thought Reign Over Me was decent, but I despised Sandler in it and the only reason I liked it as much as I did is because I like Cheadle a lot.

stop snitchin
05/09/07, 01:36 PM
This is a remake, isn't it? I give it props for being the only film where Jessica Biel doesn't look completely fugly.

she looked great it texas chainsaw massacre

stop snitchin
05/09/07, 01:37 PM
its nudie magazine day!

buysoap
05/09/07, 03:02 PM
you guys are nuts. sandlers movies are always funny (except for boat trip). and dude has a lot of good movies.

reign over me was just released this year and is probably one of his best movies to date.
They played Shadow Of The Colossus in it!

reductiondesign
05/09/07, 03:54 PM
Adam Sandler is not funny.

reductiondesign
05/09/07, 03:55 PM
I read on IMDB and early review of this and said this is Sandler's funniest film since Happy Gilmore (if that says anything to you).

I'm not a fan of any of his movies anymore, although I have not seen Punch Drunk Love which I hear is great. I thought Reign Over Me was decent, but I despised Sandler in it and the only reason I liked it as much as I did is because I like Cheadle a lot.

Get on that ASAP.

fantasma
05/09/07, 04:21 PM
looks good to me.

Jessica Biel has got it going on.

Signals Corrupted
05/09/07, 04:30 PM
Fuck, it doesn't matter how bad this is going to be. Biel has THE body.

fantasma
05/09/07, 04:41 PM
Fuck, it doesn't matter how bad this is going to be. Biel has THE body.

amen!

kirbs84
05/09/07, 07:07 PM
Adam Sandler is not funny.

Sure he is.

Chemical Love
05/09/07, 08:50 PM
I thought that Chuck movie looked pretty funny.

dejaxentendu
05/17/07, 04:07 PM
I HATE ADAM SANDLER
he is a no talent ass clown
he plays the same person with no personality in every god damn movie
well i guess he is laughing all the way to the bank

jim carey is better than him even in me myself and irene

kbauer
05/17/07, 04:59 PM
sandler does have some talent, just like will ferrel but they keep making movies like this because they know theyll make them a billion more dollars.

recently, click and 50 first dates were solid movies. click i thought was actually good just marketed to look like typical sandler garbage and 50 first dates was a really cute movie but not much more.

im glad for kevin james, not that this shows any integrity but its going to get him more noteriety outside of tv and some more roles. i think hes a funny guy.

No IThinkNot
05/17/07, 05:48 PM
After I saw Mr. Deeds and then Anger Management I just completely stopped going to see Adam Sandler movies.

I'm not sure what he's thinking trying to pull off the "I'm a serious actor thing." Jim Carrey too. They need to just stick to comedy.

thatwasamoment
05/17/07, 05:50 PM
After I saw Mr. Deeds and then Anger Management I just completely stopped going to see Adam Sandler movies.

I'm not sure what he's thinking trying to pull off the "I'm a serious actor thing." Jim Carrey too. They need to just stick to comedy.
expert on movies, right here.

AShannon04
05/17/07, 06:26 PM
Kevin James is great. I think this is gonna be funny.

ForlrnPerplxity
05/17/07, 08:30 PM
After I saw Mr. Deeds and then Anger Management I just completely stopped going to see Adam Sandler movies.

I'm not sure what he's thinking trying to pull off the "I'm a serious actor thing." Jim Carrey too. They need to just stick to comedy.
You're completely wrong on Jim Carrey. He was absolutely great in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and The Truman Show. The Majestic was kinda cheesy, but he was pretty good in that too.

nfggc10
05/17/07, 08:38 PM
You're completely wrong on Jim Carrey. He was absolutely great in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and The Truman Show. The Majestic was kinda cheesy, but he was pretty good in that too.Thank you. Good response to an idiotic post.

No IThinkNot
05/18/07, 04:52 AM
You're completely wrong on Jim Carrey. He was absolutely great in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and The Truman Show. The Majestic was kinda cheesy, but he was pretty good in that too.

You're right, I had forgotten about both of those movies. I had been thinking more along the lines of The Number 23, which was definitely not one of the better movies I've seen.

But you can't argue with me about Spanglish.

sdbrown
05/18/07, 05:27 AM
You're right, I had forgotten about both of those movies. I had been thinking more along the lines of The Number 23, which was definitely not one of the better movies I've seen.

But you can't argue with me about Spanglish.
I don't think anyone can argue with you about that movie, because I dont think anyone saw it :-D

agloriousruin
05/18/07, 06:11 AM
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/licensetowed/trailer/

i'd still rather see this first.

:appl:

agloriousruin
05/18/07, 06:12 AM
Get on that ASAP.

Yes yes, please!

agloriousruin
05/18/07, 06:14 AM
You're right, I had forgotten about both of those movies. I had been thinking more along the lines of The Number 23, which was definitely not one of the better movies I've seen.

But you can't argue with me about Spanglish.

I actually really liked Spanglish and thought Sandler was pretty good in it. And Punch-Drunk Love is untouchable.

summer skin
05/18/07, 10:36 AM
I actually really liked Spanglish and thought Sandler was pretty good in it. And Punch-Drunk Love is untouchable.
I loved that movie.

Adeniz19
05/18/07, 10:41 AM
he plays the same person with no personality in every god damn movieyou can make this argument for any comedian. it's just his style of humor.

jim carrey practically plays the same role in every comedy he is in too.

dejaxentendu
05/18/07, 03:47 PM
you can make this argument for any comedian. it's just his style of humor.

jim carrey practically plays the same role in every comedy he is in too.

oh i forgot to write in that its not that he plays the same role its that he just plays himself a boring person with no personality or comedic ability just blah he jsut reads the lines and isnt funny at all the only thing that can save his movies is his co stars or the plot

yeknom
05/18/07, 05:36 PM
well, punch drunk love was good.