Forum Drunk

[Ronin]

Yeah, most of you are underage, but that's no excuse not to drink.

Now that I've gone straight-edge for 9 months, I'm no longer the Forum Lush (a self-proclaimed title). So who should take my place?

Jerry seems to think his liver can handle the job, and his love of Canadian beer is impressive.

Pat has told me some SUPERB drunken stories that make me suspect that he's actually a frat member.

And Billy seems to be in a permanent drunken state.


So who do you think should be the person to take my place?

Post drunken pictures of yourself, and I'll pick someone tonight...or tomorrow....or maybe Sunday.

Why? Because I'm giving myself the power to do so.

[mest198]

Originally posted by Ronin
Yeah, most of you are underage, but that's no excuse not to drink.

Now that I've gone straight-edge for 9 months, I'm not longer the Forum Lush (a self-proclaimed title). So who should take my place?

Jerry seems to think his liver can handle the job, and his love of Canadian beer is impressive.

Pat has told me some SUPERB drunken stories that make me suspect that he's actually a frat member.

And Billy seems to be in a permanent drunken state.


So who do you think should be the person to take my place?

Post drunken pictures of yourself, and I'll pick someone tonight...or tomorrow....or maybe Sunday.

Why? Because I'm giving myself the power to do so.
i vote billy

[MapleLeaf]

billy! even though he gets mad when i call him a drunk

[MaybeOneDay]

i vote jerry

any man who loves his canadian beer should get the spot

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Definitely not me, my liver could definitely handle the job, and i love the Canadian beer, but I don't drink nearly often enough to get the title. Billy, on the other hand, seems to drink 4-6 nights of the week, so I vote for him.

[mest198]

billy should be the next forum drunk

[mest198]

ok im just posting this to hit 200 ok thanks

[punked78]

Originally posted by mest198
ok im just posting this to hit 200 ok thanks congrats

[steveo]

ew, you actually did hit 200 posts today.

anyway, i might be able to take it ..me and my friends went 4 months straight of getting messed up in some way shape or form .. i've got pics somewhere .. i'll find a good one once i'm done typing this .. i've also got a short 10 second avi video of me taking a piss the one time.. if anyone wants that I can find a place to upload it. now lets search for some pics ...

[steveo]

...

[steveo]

uno mas ..

[torch]

Yay, he hit 200. Now take a year off.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by steveo
ew, you actually did hit 200 posts today.

anyway, i might be able to take it ..me and my friends went 4 months straight of getting messed up in some way shape or form .. i've got pics somewhere .. i'll find a good one once i'm done typing this .. i've also got a short 10 second avi video of me taking a piss the one time.. if anyone wants that I can find a place to upload it. now lets search for some pics ...

Dude, you are SUCH a contender.

The rufio shirt threw me off, but the beer bong was a nice tough

And the girl on the right in that picture...if you give me her phone number, you win for sure.

[steveo]

haha ... that girl on the right. wow. she's so hot too, that picture doesn't even do her justice. and we were SO close to getting together .. but the girl on the left was in love with me and they were friends so her being the good friend she didn't want to do anything. so blah blah we still talk but now she's got a boyfriend, but the girl on the left now talks to one of the guys the girl on the right used to talk to so she's pissed that she blew off everything with me for a friendship that got ruined by the other girl. GRRRRR @ girls ..

as for the rufio shirt .. its not even mine. my friend told me to throw it on because i'd look jacked in it ... so i did.

[torch]

Originally posted by steveo
uno mas .. Your mother must be so proud.

[steveo]

that wasn't my mother =D my best friends .. all that was at his birthday party .. here's the one with his dad ..

his parents are hilarious but his dad is the best ... this happened today at his house ..

mister e: what u do today
pete: ehh.. (looks at computer)...(looks up again)....
mister e: busy day.

(mister e = pete's father = in the pic)

[MapleLeaf]

Originally posted by steveo
ew, you actually did hit 200 posts today.

anyway, i might be able to take it ..me and my friends went 4 months straight of getting messed up in some way shape or form .. i've got pics somewhere .. i'll find a good one once i'm done typing this .. i've also got a short 10 second avi video of me taking a piss the one time.. if anyone wants that I can find a place to upload it. now lets search for some pics ...

are her teeth yellow enough? god thats gross.

[kevin]

My vote is for either Billy or Colin.

[Billy]

Well I am drunk and actually I am in my pre-game where I drink water so I avoid a hangover. But the drinking will start in a few hours well an hour probably. But I don't have many drunken shots although I do have one from a good while ago. :NOTE: The spill on the sweatshirt from that cup.

[MapleLeaf]

Originally posted by Ronin
Yeah, most of you are underage, but that's no excuse not to drink.

you should be a mentor to small children

[Ronin]

Originally posted by Billy
Well I am drunk and actually I am in my pre-game where I drink water so I avoid a hangover. But the drinking will start in a few hours well an hour probably. But I don't have many drunken shots although I do have one from a good while ago. :NOTE: The spill on the sweatshirt from that cup.


Billy's a contender again, good drunken picture.

[Tom Foolery]

I am dismayed that you didn't even consider me for this replacement position, Colin. Only I appreciate whisky as much as you.

My competitive streak is aroused. I am determined to win this title. When I get home tonight, you will get more drunken pictures than you could ever have dreamed. The times will be good.

[towhatend]

hmm drunken pics sounds like fun

[towhatend]

and later on...

[Tom Foolery]

I'm feeling that mohawk, dude.

[Ronin]

Bonus points for the hawk, definitely

And Julie, my most sincere apologies, because you are DEFINITELY a contender

I forgot you, but so it goes...

:D

[towhatend]

thanks. i'm not, i don't have it anymore.

what i mean is i'm not feeling it cause it's not there.

[Billy]

I don't have anymore pics but I mean really that is asking a lot if you want me to operate a camera and drink. But then again I can always share it with julie although she will probably want all the stardom of being the forum drunk.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
Bonus points for the hawk, definitely

And Julie, my most sincere apologies, because you are DEFINITELY a contender

I forgot you, but so it goes...

:D


An apology *and* a Vonnegut reference?!??!?! You are *so* forgiven. :approve: <-- apparently that's the face of "approval"

[Tom Foolery]

I'm back and i'm crunked an i'm gonna win this contest here and now.

I dare you to find a better drunk picture. Seirously.

[kidinthecorner]

WEll this isnt fair. I'm crunked, but cam-less... :/

[iglooXcore]

the process of getting drunk... very serious process... or something... i drank so much last week. and im drinking tomorrow night. wee!

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by iglooXcore
the process of getting drunk... very serious process... or something... i drank so much last week. and im drinking tomorrow night. wee!

I don't like boys who have prettier hair than me.

Forum drunk? Think I will.

[MapleLeaf]

and when julie gets drunk she makes signs...

[mest198]

Originally posted by Tom Foolery
I don't like boys who have prettier hair than me.

Forum drunk? Think I will.
you look fucking wasted

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by MapleLeaf
are her teeth yellow enough? god thats gross.

you should be the last person to criticize how anyone looks

[Billy]

Originally posted by Tom Foolery
I don't like boys who have prettier hair than me.

Forum drunk? Think I will. How do we know that is you? I think that is just some random person at a party.

[fezwik80]

drinking is bad i never touch the stuff

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Billy
How do we know that is you? I think that is just some random person at a party.


Well, I don't know how to prove it...but I swear to Jesus that's me.

[MapleLeaf]

Originally posted by fezwik80
drinking is bad i never touch the stuff

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[devin]

Ok, so maybe it's not me, but this pic wins.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by devin
Ok, so maybe it's not me, but this pic wins.

That is indeed funny. But this is better.

[BustaNutz]

Meh

[steveo]

here's a good one of me...

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Meh

Stunning.

You are making a valiant effort at the title, Patrik, but I am determined to win.

Who's drinking at 3 p.m. in the afternoon as this is being typed?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Tom Foolery]

I forgot to mention that I'm also listening to Hank Williams Jr's "Family Tradition" right now. crunkedxcore

[BrandNewDream]

Originally posted by Ronin
Post drunken pictures of yourself, and I'll pick someone tonight...or tomorrow....or maybe Sunday.


My pictures from last night should be fun...I had an absolute BASH...good times.

[devin]

Ok, now this has to take the cake.

Steveo, I see the Postbreak Tragedy link. Are you in the band? And if so, do you know a girl named Mary-Kate.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Tom Foolery
Stunning.

You are making a valiant effort at the title, Patrik, but I am determined to win.

Who's drinking at 3 p.m. in the afternoon as this is being typed?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Uhhhh, breath mint?

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by BrandNewDream
My pictures from last night should be fun...I had an absolute BASH...good times.

NO! I WIN!

I apologize for the shitty quality of this pic but I don't have a scanner. The background story is too long to type but please note the red lipstick around my eyes and my wigger stylings. This is what happens when Julie gets drunk.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Uhhhh, breath mint?


You suck ass at Photoshop, Patrik.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Tom Foolery
You suck ass at Photoshop, Patrik.

Only when I do not wish to spend ample time at it. I do believe your eyes have been privvy to the infamous Devin/Devin's Mom handjob picture.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Only when I do not wish to spend ample time at it. I do believe your eyes have been privvy to the infamous Devin/Devin's Mom handjob picture.


I forgot about that one. I retract previous statement.

[Ronin]

My thread has become delicious

Also...i got drunk tonight

yeehaw

[steveo]

Originally posted by devin

Steveo, I see the Postbreak Tragedy link. Are you in the band? And if so, do you know a girl named Mary-Kate.

No, I'm good friends with the bassist, and uhmm .. went to high school with the guitarist but he doesn't really like me long story .. but they still rock out and I support them. I can find out about her if needed .. who exactly is she?

[iglooXcore]

Originally posted by Ronin
My thread has become delicious

Also...i got drunk tonight

yeehaw

COLIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!


aim is all messed up on my home computer, or else i'd say hi

[charly horse]

Originally posted by Ronin
My thread has become delicious

Also...i got drunk tonight

yeehaw


i should be the drunkard


last night i was w/ a bunch of 23 yr olds drinking stayed out till 330, one of my best friends got drunk and i def held my liqour better than her...

but if i have to choose, i choose billy he's the best drunk ever

[Ronin]

Originally posted by iglooXcore
COLIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!


aim is all messed up on my home computer, or else i'd say hi


Shannon is SO my favourite

[BleedingMe]

Am I the only one who noticed, but do all you Canadians spell favorite with a 'u' in it? Go ahead, call me a dumbass.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Meh
haha i remember that, poor mike.

[bigweener]

Originally posted by BleedingMe
Am I the only one who noticed, but do all you Canadians spell favorite with a 'u' in it? Go ahead, call me a dumbass.

we slap 'u' into a lot of stuff.

favourite
neighbour
colour

i think its the british way actually.

[charly horse]

i just got drunkfor the 2nd day in a row, mmmmmmm im on my way to being an alcoholic.... bad lish :mad:

[hot damn!]

fucma taht

[Tom Foolery]

Colin is such a dirty liar!

Recovered13: you are my favoUrite
your mom sucks 2: that's funny cuz I was just about to tell you, "I will *so* be your favourite after you see this"
Recovered13: you're already my favourite
Recovered13: this just cements your status

Fine, Colin. I thought you were different.

[charly horse]

yo, im hungry

[steveo]

me too ... =\ @ munchies ..

[towhatend]

i am drunk

[charly horse]

Originally posted by towhatend
i am drunk

arent we all
your hot by the way

[Ronin]

Originally posted by Tom Foolery
Colin is such a dirty liar!

Recovered13: you are my favoUrite
your mom sucks 2: that's funny cuz I was just about to tell you, "I will *so* be your favourite after you see this"
Recovered13: you're already my favourite
Recovered13: this just cements your status

Fine, Colin. I thought you were different.


Julie.....

Yeah, I'm a whore

[kidinthecorner]

Last night my friend got a good picture, but the cam needs to be developed, then we have to find someone wth a scanner. Heres the story...

This kid lifts his gf on his shoulders, then tells me to take a picture for some reason... so I do. They then want to get down, so first they try walking to the couch in the other room, but the wall that separates rooms was in the way and they started to fall. I hand the camera off and go to catch the girl, just as she falls. She hits me.. I slipped and missed a step (because we were near the front hall and he has steps going down to his door) and i hit another kid. He falls and takes out a coat rack which falls on a passed out kid. Somewhere in there whoever I gave the cam to got an action shot, plus there were 2-3 after-photos.

Then I spent 2 hours helping the kid clean, since I was the only one that didnt have a curfew (well, I did but I came back out) and he got caught this morning anyway. I felt so bad. It was that funneling and retards spilling... tsktsk. :(

[Tom Foolery]

I will continue to post in this thread until I am declared the victor.

Excerpts from last night's chat:
your mom sucks 2: I just IM'd everyboduy on y list!
your mom sucks 2: I LOVE MY DEASSD GAY SON!
your mom sucks 2: opening my Enterinet Ixplorer is too much work
your mom sucks 2: I'm gonn ago drive to walmart and find a mullet to sex up
your mom sucks 2: what kind of scheap ass whiseky you druking?
your mom sucks 2: whiskey by the gallon!
your mom sucks 2: i don't have a beard!
your mom sucks 2: haha my ahir!
your mom sucks 2: I sound like i'm from Iraq
KRAMMIT3000: is it just me or are julies typing skills improving!?
your mom sucks 2: that means i ned a nother drinkmmoknika!
your mom sucks 2: your hypothesis is wrong without even having to test it
your mom sucks 2: it's just that much bullshit that it's not worth testing


your mom sucks 2: Cole stop being a flibbertigibbet
RsistancIsFutile: thats not even a fucking word you asshat
your mom sucks 2: YES IT IS!
RsistancIsFutile: not its not. so shut the fuck up
your mom sucks 2: It's in a Vonnegut novel jut ask Colin
your mom sucks 2: Cdole you fucking bitch
your mom sucks 2: it's a real word
RsistancIsFutile: i dont give a fuck you dumb drunk slut
your mom sucks 2: FLIBBERTIGIBBET!


Only an incredibly crunked girl could say that shit...even if she doesn't remember saying it.

And Colin...I'm right about flibbertigibbet, no?

[Ronin]

FLIBBERTIGIBBET
A frivolous, flighty, or excessively talkative person.


Julie knows her shit.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
I declare Julie the AP Forum Drunk.


Yesssssssssssssssssssssss!

[nostalgia]

If you were a real drunk you would be dead in an alley. Stupid poser. :rolleyes:

[BustaNutz]

Meh... I have better stories.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Meh... I have better stories.


But this contest is not about stories, Patrik.

[Hyperlite]

you're cool cause you get drunk by yourself :rolleyes:

[towhatend]

it's not about being cool, it's about being drunk

[Ronin]

Originally posted by Tom Foolery
Yesssssssssssssssssssssss!

I declare Julie the AP Forum Drunk

of course, by Julie, I mean Billy

[steveo]

if this contest was started first week of september i'd have a better chance of winning because i'd be back with my floormate juan who's a big alcoholic so me and him drink every night. around here all my friends just wanna smoke so i guess that's why i've got the other contest to win.

[iglooXcore]

Originally posted by Ronin
Shannon is SO my favourite
:)
Originally posted by Tom Foolery
Colin is such a dirty liar!

Recovered13: you are my favoUrite
your mom sucks 2: that's funny cuz I was just about to tell you, "I will *so* be your favourite after you see this"
Recovered13: you're already my favourite
Recovered13: this just cements your status

Fine, Colin. I thought you were different.
::eek:: :(

[Ronin]

Shan, this was before I got to know the drunk you.

Or as I like to call her, "Fun Shan"

[iglooXcore]

haha: the drunk me!?! you have no idea... ;)

"fun shan" now, so how many nick names is that?

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
I declare Julie the AP Forum Drunk

of course, by Julie, I mean Billy

You are el bastardo.

Shannon is my new favo(u)rite! <3 Shannon <3