Jake Gylenhaal

[proeuthanasia]

where in the fuck can i get a picture of his 'donnie darko' face? if you need explaining, take a look at the movie. if you know where i can find it, post.

[MaybeOneDay]

not a clue, sorry

[tkngbckthursday]

i know exactly the face you're talking about, but i couldn't find the perfect picture. try these out if they work.

http://patrickswayze.wisdomdigital.com/dondarkpic3.jpg

http://www.ozcraft.com/scifidu/images/darko/inset_axe.jpg

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by tkngbckthursday
i know exactly the face you're talking about, but i couldn't find the perfect picture. try these out if they work.

http://patrickswayze.wisdomdigital.com/dondarkpic3.jpg

http://www.ozcraft.com/scifidu/images/darko/inset_axe.jpg

isn't it great? i can't find it either. that second picture kills though. thanks a lot.

[NOFXdesendents5]

"He told me to forceably put the scale up my anus!"
-Mrs. Farber

"I did it again"(...)"I flooded the school and burned that perverts house."
-Donnie Darko

"Oh! She's going back to the mailbox...and looking in!"
"There still be mail AND!"
"ooOo. No dice grandma."
-Donnie's Friends.

[kevin]

I prefer his sister.

[proeuthanasia]

haha. you got it.


"i...i think about girls. i think about fucking"
"yes but what about school"
"i think about fucking a lot"
"donnie, i asked you about school"
"i think about fucking at school a lot"
"what about your family"
"what? no i don't fuck my family. that's...gross"

-courtesy of the shrink and hypnotism. great movie.

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by kevin
I prefer his sister.

his sister? yes i prefer her too. she's hot. hot hot. what an ass....









edit: i seriously, seriously hope you caught the sarcasm in that statement.

[ms y o o n]

hes hot!!!

[kevin]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
his sister? yes i prefer her too. she's hot. hot hot. what an ass....

Yes, his sister in real life and in the movie.

http://www.hossli.com/celebrity/Images/Nicholson%20Maggie.JPG

[DriveThruRawker]

mmmmm i love jake gyllenhaal.
try going to google click on images then type in donnie darko.you should find something.

now you can CHUT UP!
haha

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by kevin
Yes, his sister in real life and in the movie.

http://www.hossli.com/celebrity/Images/Nicholson%20Maggie.JPG



i think she's ugly. jake, on the other hand... extremely attractive. extremely. i never thought so until i saw the movie. something about his performance just stunned me. and 'the face'. i can't say i've ever seen anything as sexy, not to mention as magnetic, as when that kid makes that fucked up face. great movie. great actor. great face. great.

[NOFXdesendents5]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
haha. you got it.


"i...i think about girls. i think about fucking"
"yes but what about school"
"i think about fucking a lot"
"donnie, i asked you about school"
"i think about fucking at school a lot"
"what about your family"
"what? no i don't fuck my family. that's...gross"

-courtesy of the shrink and hypnotism. great movie.

hahaha i love that scene

heres another cla$$ik.

"no papa smurf made smurfette cause the other smurfs were getting too horny"

::"but not vanity i think hes a queer"

"well yeah"

::"well what about papa smurf?"

"okay, see he filmes the gang bang on video and then beats off to it later"

::"yeah nice"

@"you guys are so dumb. first off, it wasn't papa smurf who created smurfette, it was gargamell. and he did that so he could spy on the other smurfs. then when smurfette saw how nice everyone was she decided to become a smurf. and for that whole...gang bang scenario, it doesn't work cause smurfs produce A-sexually. which is ironic, cause whats the point of living, if you don't have a dick?"
"damn donnie why you always have to get so smart on us?"

[DriveThruRawker]

yeah jake and i are gonna get married he just doesnt know yet hah.

[tkngbckthursday]

Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
hahaha i love that scene

heres another cla$$ik.

"no papa smurf made smurfette cause the other smurfs were getting too horny"

::"but not vanity i think hes a queer"

"well yeah"

::"well what about papa smurf?"

"okay, see he filmes the gang bang on video and then beats off to it later"

::"yeah nice"

@"you guys are so dumb. first off, it wasn't papa smurf who created smurfette, it was gargamell. and he did that so he could spy on the other smurfs. then when smurfette saw how nice everyone was she decided to become a smurf. and for that whole...gang bang scenario, it doesn't work cause smurfs produce A-sexually. which is ironic, cause whats the point of living, if you don't have a dick?"
"damn donnie why you always have to get so smart on us?"

pretty sure that's not quite right... more like this:

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"