How do i gain weight?

[stratdude]

i'm one of those kids with super-fast metabolisms, so everything i eat immediately turns to shit. i've tried a bunch of diet plans and shit to gain weight, but nothing works. anyone ever had luck gaining weight? i'm asking this only to the people who wanted to gain weight (fat people, please don't respond). please help, i need to gain weight so i can kick ass and get laid.

[stratdude]

Originally posted by cal1082
Eat healthy

you mean Klondike Bars right? i eat those all the time. don't worry, i get my protein from McDonalds.

[pUnKrOcKgIrL917]

my friend had that problem. she was like 92 pounds. it was sick. she started taking some special pills and that helped her out a lot. you should ask your doctor about it.

[Billy]

dude to tell you the truth ive done everything even weight gainer and it doesnt work so seriously i would reccomend beer in the well month that ive been 21 ive gained 7 pounds so yeah that is pretty much ur only hope

[FishAlotNBePunk]

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[SonnyPunk]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
For all your weight gaining needs, instant message gap1501.

Hahahaha...on a more serious note though you need to eat like 6 meals a day. Buy the whey protein shakes from GNC and use those as meals (Drink one in between meals.) You gotta lift too.

[mest198]

Originally posted by stratdude
i'm one of those kids with super-fast metabolisms, so everything i eat immediately turns to shit. i've tried a bunch of diet plans and shit to gain weight, but nothing works. anyone ever had luck gaining weight? i'm asking this only to the people who wanted to gain weight (fat people, please don't respond). please help, i need to gain weight so i can kick ass and get laid.
sit on your ass and do nothing

[Hyperlite]

a couple of people have already said it, but eat a big meal with a lot of protein every 3 hours and work out.

[wadejunkie]

eat all the time. like all the time. own your metabolism. eat lots of carbohydrates

just dont do it too much or youll end of a bucket of lard

[FallingOut]

I dont think Ive gained weight in about 4 years.

[MaybeOneDay]

gaining weight eh? simply eat......ALOT.

i mean like 7 meals a day. just fucking constantly pig out. it will do the trick.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by cal1082
Eat healthy, but eat a lot of protein and lift weights (heavey weights, low reps)

Like Cal said....eat high protein, low carbs, and lift weights. Heavy weights and low reps builds muscle bulk, like big huge fuckin arms and stuff...but lower weight, more reps builds strength.