Singers who would make funniest american Idol auditions

[Nevuk]

Yes, I know we all hate american idol. But some singers would make for hilarious auditions. Say the singers name and put a comment from Simon next to it(or any one from any of the judges, but the other 2 aren't usually funny).

This is halfway in mocking of all the other singer's threads that are all essentially the same. And this is the funniest take on the issue I could think of.
Ok, my opinions:
Anthony Green ("it sounds like you have a cat trying to crawl out of your nose")
Johnny from the Blood Brothers ("Are you by any chance, a crossdressing woman?"
Drew/Kathy from CTTS ("Just get the fuck out")

[underthetalking]

John Lennon

[summer skin]

Jakob Bannon

[BGP]

tim kinsella....

[Smash Adams]

Ab8RLCo1y-k

any generic screamo vocalist

or Brendan Urie- no description, Simon would just laugh

[theguy77]

anybody in death metal. omg i'd love to see the look on the judges' faces

[Nevuk]

That guy is a shitty screamo vocalist tho, he doesn't count. He is doing inhale screams. Get a good exhaler like Drew (ok, drew sucks too)... I dunno. OH! Perfect.
Billy Werner from his Saetia or early hot cross days.

[theguy77]

Ab8RLCo1y-k

any generic screamo vocalist

or Brendan Urie- no description, Simon would just laugh

fucking,

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

:lol:

the funny thing is his singing voice actually is pretty good. a little overexaggerated but this guy can sing for real. the screamnig just kind of scared them away, lmao

[Nevuk]

Yeah, on that guy's myspace he said it was actually just a joke.

[CellarGhosts]

I actually once watched the auditions, and some kid came in wearing an MCR hoodie and growled/whined Silverstein's "Smahed Into Pieces" The judges were shocked haha.

*edit - and I think someone just posted a video of it.

[theguy77]

Yeah, on that guy's myspace he said it was actually just a joke.

dude you can tell its a joke its pretty obvious

[Nevuk]

With a guy who likes silverstein, its hard to tell.

[theguy77]

ah i thought it was easy. im sure the cursing was to get their reactions as well, to see if they'd get awkward on camera

[Nevuk]

Randy's mocking it was the best part though, only time he has ever gotten me to laugh.

[CellarGhosts]

I'd hate to see what would happen if Tom Waits sang for them. Those bastards would probably shoot him right down. If you've ever heard Tom Waits sing (his later career anyway) you know what I mean.