foreplay and sex tips thread

[the1spaz]

Well after reading the biting of the lower lip and kissing the ear thread, I am in a somewhat sexual mood at the moment....what do you guys find works best on the ladies when you are messing around? or vice versa with the ladies doing the guys?

I personally find that its better for the girl when you get a lot more foreplay action going on so that she is super turned on by the time you either go down on her or have sex with her.......

[nostalgia]

How do you give pleasure?

[the1spaz]

Originally posted by nostalgia
How do you give pleasure?

i just make sure to kiss her body (mostly where you know she likes it such as the ears or stomach or wherever) and then just work you way to whatever you guys wanna do hahha sounds kinda weird when i say it

[BustaNutz]

I typically find it's best to find your target... err girlfriend and smash them in the back of the head with a large heavy object, preferably a boulder. Then I slowly drag her into my room undressing her on the way, much like one of those jack-in-the-box spiders pops out of its hole in the ground and drags its prey back in. Then I typically urinate on her and have sex with her unconscious form. Afterwards I will typically carry her to a laundro-mat and prop her up against one of the machines. When she wakes up she thinks she has just fallen asleep while doing her laundry. Girls love that type of shit. Seriously.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
I typically find it's best to find your target... err girlfriend and smash them in the back of the head with a large heavy object, preferably a boulder. Then I slowly drag her into my room undressing her on the way, much like one of those jack-in-the-box spiders pops out of its hole in the ground and drags its prey back in. Then I typically urinate on her and have sex with her unconscious form. Afterwards I will typically carry her to a laundro-mat and prop her up against one of the machines. When she wakes up she thinks she has just fallen asleep while doing her laundry. Girls love that type of shit. Seriously.

hahah, holy shit pat..that was quite possibly one of the funniest things ive ever read. brilliant.

[the1spaz]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
I typically find it's best to find your target... err girlfriend and smash them in the back of the head with a large heavy object, preferably a boulder. Then I slowly drag her into my room undressing her on the way, much like one of those jack-in-the-box spiders pops out of its hole in the ground and drags its prey back in. Then I typically urinate on her and have sex with her unconscious form. Afterwards I will typically carry her to a laundro-mat and prop her up against one of the machines. When she wakes up she thinks she has just fallen asleep while doing her laundry. Girls love that type of shit. Seriously.

Thats pure genius!!!!

[nostalgia]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
I typically find it's best to find your target... err girlfriend and smash them in the back of the head with a large heavy object, preferably a boulder. Then I slowly drag her into my room undressing her on the way, much like one of those jack-in-the-box spiders pops out of its hole in the ground and drags its prey back in. Then I typically urinate on her and have sex with her unconscious form. Afterwards I will typically carry her to a laundro-mat and prop her up against one of the machines. When she wakes up she thinks she has just fallen asleep while doing her laundry. Girls love that type of shit. Seriously.

that was hot. :mad:

[richter915]

eat her out like there's no tomorrow!! or get her close to climax then back off and do it again!...definitely kissing her all over the body...kissing the neck is a big one....playing with her tittlers...either nibbling on her ears or uh...something...all that fun stuff...fingering too.

[the1spaz]

yeah i've heard that when you are going down on a girl, you should concentrate on the clit for a while then back off of it for a bit and then go back....stuff like that....i heard that works well...haven't tried it...but i shall soon!

[richter915]

you know...I bet there are sites that have all the errogenous zones for women...you just gotta find it and do your magic in those areas.

[richter915]

and one more word of advice...TOES!!!

[Alex Djaferis]

pat :eek:

[the1spaz]

Originally posted by richter915
and one more word of advice...TOES!!!

oooh i've never tried that but i think i will haha thanks for the tip any other ones??

[unoriginal]

Goodness! You want to make a girl her happiest? stick it in her

my tip of the day

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by richter915
get her close to climax then back off and do it again!
Originally posted by the1spaz
yeah i've heard that when you are going down on a girl, you should concentrate on the clit for a while then back off of it for a bit and then go back


true. and this thread is pathetic.

[the1spaz]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
true. and this thread is pathetic.

yeah but i have nothing else to say

[Ms Bolleventura]

I'd focus on making lurve rather than having sex.

http://www.savvy-sex-tips.com/love-making-positions.html

[irthesteve]

bump of the year

[EasySkankin]

I'd focus on making lurve rather than having sex.

http://www.savvy-sex-tips.com/love-making-positions.html
Lurve - when love is just not enough