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Absolute Mest
08/18/03, 06:16 PM
The last fortune cookie I got said "your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life," which happens to be quite true for me. When I don't care about anything I feel happy. But when I do care, about something other than my teddy bear I feel like shit.
**michelleV**
08/18/03, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Absolute Mest
The last fortune cookie I got said "your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life," which happens to be quite true for me. When I don't care about anything I feel happy. But when I do care, about something other than my teddy bear I feel like shit. Fortune cookies SUCK!
PuddinRckr
08/18/03, 06:20 PM
Fortune cookies are cool. But one time, I ate my fortune... is that good?
**michelleV**
08/18/03, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by PuddinRckr
Fortune cookies are cool. But one time, I ate my fortune... is that good? Yeah. It is.
Absolute Mest
08/18/03, 06:24 PM
Someone I know had this fortune cookie that said... "That was not chicken." It was the funniest thing.
**michelleV**
08/18/03, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Absolute Mest
Someone I know had this fortune cookie that said... "That was not chicken." It was the funniest thing. It was cat or dog!
Absolute Mest
08/18/03, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by **michelleV**
It was cat or dog!

Or a mutated rat. Like the ones the used to use in KFC.
**michelleV**
08/18/03, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Absolute Mest
Or a mutated rat. Like the ones the used to use in KFC. eww! I like KFC!
Absolute Mest
08/18/03, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by **michelleV**
eww! I like KFC!

Would it make a difference now that you know it's not chicken. That's why there was this thing where the couldn't call it "Kentucky Fried Chicken."
**michelleV**
08/18/03, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Absolute Mest
Would it make a difference now that you know it's not chicken. That's why there was this thing where the couldn't call it "Kentucky Fried Chicken." I guess it wouldn't ..... My mom told me about the you couldn't call it chicken thing but i didn't believe her.
Absolute Mest
08/18/03, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by **michelleV**
I guess it wouldn't ..... My mom told me about the you couldn't call it chicken thing but i didn't believe her.

Haha... well believe it now. Rat sure tastes good.
SayNo2daBunny
08/18/03, 07:00 PM
have ya'll ever played the "In the bed game" after you read your fortune cookie you say "in the bed" for example this was the fortune cookie i got last time..."the best we can do is our most"...in the bed....sometimes it makes sense...its a pretty dumb game...yep
Absolute Mest
08/18/03, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by SayNo2daBunny
have ya'll ever played the "In the bed game" after you read your fortune cookie you say "in the bed" for example this was the fortune cookie i got last time..."the best we can do is our most"...in the bed....sometimes it makes sense...its a pretty dumb game...yep

Hehe. I guess it does make you laugh sometimes.
**michelleV**
08/18/03, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Absolute Mest
Haha... well believe it now. Rat sure tastes good. Yeah really good!
**michelleV**
08/18/03, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by SayNo2daBunny
have ya'll ever played the "In the bed game" after you read your fortune cookie you say "in the bed" for example this was the fortune cookie i got last time..."the best we can do is our most"...in the bed....sometimes it makes sense...its a pretty dumb game...yep I'm gonna try that next time i get a fortune cookie.
wild_goose
08/18/03, 07:30 PM
i like adding "naked" to the end of fortunes. i had one that was something like...

"when you can't move forward, try moving to the side....(naked)"
Absolute Mest
08/18/03, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by wild_goose
i like adding "naked" to the end of fortunes. i had one that was something like...

"when you can't move forward, try moving to the side....(naked)"
**michelleV**
08/18/03, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by wild_goose
i like adding "naked" to the end of fortunes. i had one that was something like...

"when you can't move forward, try moving to the side....(naked)" heheheh...:D
Absolute Mest
08/18/03, 07:37 PM
I used to do that too. 'Twas fun back in the day.
**michelleV**
08/18/03, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Absolute Mest
I used to do that too. 'Twas fun back in the day. How do you guys come up w/ these things?
richter915
08/18/03, 08:18 PM
fortune cookies = Freaky Friday = "I'M LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER!!!"
NicoleC
08/18/03, 08:41 PM
i have a box of fortune cookies in my pantry that i got at the grocery store.. im waiting for the right time to open them though haha...