"I Like That Boulder...

[TJ Wells]

...that is a NICE boulder."

For everyone who saw the awfulness that was Shrek The Third, use this thread to quote the AWESOMENESS that is the original, and the almost as good Shrek 2.

"We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the morning...i'm makin' waffles."

[TJ Wells]

"Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure!"

Gingerbread Man (http://imdb.com/name/nm0970447/): All right. Do you know... the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001475/): The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man (http://imdb.com/name/nm0970447/): The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001475/): Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man (http://imdb.com/name/nm0970447/): She's married to the muffin man...
Lord Farquaad (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001475/): The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man (http://imdb.com/name/nm0970447/): THE MUFFIN MAN.
Lord Farquaad (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001475/): She's married to the muffin man.

[TJ Wells]

Donkey (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000552/): You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.
Donkey (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000552/): Parfait's gotta be the tastiest thing on the whole damn planet.

[dont you move]

that boulder line was my favorite line in the movie. i've actually encountered appropriate times to use it, too.

[Adeniz19]

shrek 3 wasnt awful. the story was a little weak but i still found it to be funny

[Jared Kaufman]

Shrek and Shrek 2 were hilarious.

Shrek 3 had a couple moments where I chuckled, but I didn't belly-laugh like I did with the first two. My favorite part of the whole series is in the second one where they're having the high speed chase; oh, and Pinochio wearing a thong.

[Smash Adams]

do you think maybe he's compensating for something?

[sdbrown]

Captain of the Guards (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0011470/): Yep, that's catnip...
Puss-in-Boots (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000104/): Um... that's... not mine...