Scared to Death

[Murderotica000]

I'm really freaking out. I've been saved for about two years now, but I can feel myself slowly slipping further and further from God. Over the past couple of months, I've been not wanting to go to church. And to top it off, I'm starting to crave pronography again. Are their any Christians here who can help me out?

[Murderotica000]

Sorry. Thanks.

[RomeoAGoGo]

Funny enough, I'm actually staring at a huge, bloody Jesus hologram right now.

[dont you move]

ironic username.

[mcm1610]

haha... God.

[splitsecond]

oh boy

[Take Heart]

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[RomeoAGoGo]

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hahah I was waiting for this.

[Shatter590]

http://uranther.com/funnypics/jesus_heal_ff.gif

lol, classic

[Take Heart]

hahah I was waiting for this.

There has never been a more appropriate time to use it, either. hahahah

[Cheshire_Buddha]

http://uranther.com/funnypics/jesus_heal_ff.gif

Classico.

[unwritten]

Let's try this again....Where is Christianemokid when you need him?

[RedWineSheets]

Why did you delete the last thread

[Shatter590]

Why did you delete the last thread

no clue. but i cant remember any of my response.

[Chancetobe]

I feel bad but overly religious people creep me out. My old friend was super religious, and, we went to his church once for a "graduation party", and almost got sucked into a cult.

[RedWineSheets]

no clue. but i cant remember any of my response.

same.

[Smash Adams]

I feel bad but overly religious people creep me out. My old friend was super religious, and, we went to his church once for a "graduation party", and almost got sucked into a cult.

that reminds me of the kids in the beginning of mean girls

[Shatter590]

I feel bad but overly religious people creep me out. My old friend was super religious, and, we went to his church once for a "graduation party", and almost got sucked into a cult.

gotta watch yourself sometimes.

i got a ton of funny stories about super-religious ppl, but this new one happened yesterday:

i wear Mjollnir around my neck (Mjollnir is the hammer of Thor, and it sorta looks like an upside down cross). Well, this lady who was reading her bible sees it, thinks it IS an upside down cross, and begins lecturing me about going to hell and turning my back on God, blah blah blah.

I look at her and say, very calmly, "This is a Thor's Hammer. I wear it because Im an archaeologist who specializes in Viking history."

The look on her face was priceless.

[Chancetobe]

that reminds me of the kids in the beginning of mean girls
I don't remember that scene at all.

gotta watch yourself sometimes.

i got a ton of funny stories about super-religious ppl, but this new one happened yesterday:

i wear Mjollnir around my neck (Mjollnir is the hammer of Thor, and it sorta looks like an upside down cross). Well, this lady who was reading her bible sees it, thinks it IS an upside down cross, and begins lecturing me about going to hell and turning my back on God, blah blah blah.

I look at her and say, very calmly, "This is a Thor's Hammer. I wear it because Im an archaeologist who specializes in Viking history."

The look on her face was priceless.
I love how they always try to pass off thier faith on other people. I'm a strong believer that people should be able to decide for themselves religion, political leanings, ect. It's a free country for a reason.

[Smash Adams]

I don't remember that scene at all.


I love how they always try to pass off thier faith on other people. I'm a strong believer that people should be able to decide for themselves religion, political leanings, ect. It's a free country for a reason.

when she's talking about home schooled kids
"god created the homosexuals and the rifle and fought the dinosaurs"
something to that extent

[Shatter590]

when she's talking about home schooled kids
"god created the homosexuals and the rifle and fought the dinosaurs"
something to that extent

sometimes they crack me up.

[Chancetobe]

when she's talking about home schooled kids
"god created the homosexuals and the rifle and fought the dinosaurs"
something to that extent
Ohhhh.

[Brianfarg]

That's called "thinking"

[concernedparent]

hahahaha

[ForeverInADay]

I'm really freaking out. I've been saved for about two years now, but I can feel myself slowly slipping further and further from God. Over the past couple of months, I've been not wanting to go to church. And to top it off, I'm starting to crave pronography again. Are their any Christians here who can help me out?

http://www.eyeofhorus.org.uk/images/photo/10tennant/series-02/09-satan/the-satan-pit-doctor-beast3.jpg

He's coming for you!

[m_rue]

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