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08/20/03, 09:25 AM
Jay Leno-Hillary Clinton
Jay: WELCOME BACK. TALKING WITH SENATOR HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON. NOW I WAS GONNA ASK YOU ABOUT INFIDELITY. THIS CONCERNS YOU. I SAW THIS IN THE PAPER I HAD TO BUY IT. LET'S SHOW PEOPLE. IT SAYS "MY STEAMY NIGHTS WITH HILLARY IN ALIEN LOVE NEST." [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY HERE IT IS RIGHT HERE. HERE IT IS RIGHT HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GONNA READ SOME EXCERPTS FROM THIS. NOW THIS IS -- APPARENTLY YOU KNEW AN ALIEN NAMED P'LOD.
Hillary: P'LOD.
Jay: P'LOD.
Hillary:THAT'S RIGHT.
Jay: IT SAYS "HILLARY IS SAID TO HAVE LIKEWISE FOUND THE SPACEMAN'S SOARING INTELLIGENCE AND LOFTY MORALS A TURN-ON. WHAT'S MORE SHE TOLD PALS HE DISPLAYED LOVEMAKING TECHNIQUES THOUSANDS OF YEARS IN ADVANCE ANY HUMAN MALE." NOW YOU LAUGH BUT IT'S IN THE PAPER. [ LAUGHTER ]
Hillary: WELL YOU KNOW I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT THIS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE PRESS TAKING ONE LITTLE FACT AND JUST BLOWING IT OUT OF PROPORTION.
Jay: REALLY?
Hillary: ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW P'LOD IS A REALLY DECENT -- A DECENT ALIEN YES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND YOU KNOW I HAD TO GO TO SOME EVENT IN WASHINGTON AND YOU KNOW I ASKED HIM TO ACCOMPANY ME.
Jay: RIGHT.
Hillary: AND LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED. HE PUTS ASIDE HIS BUSY INTERGALACTIC BUSINESS HE GOES TO THE KENNEDY CENTER WITH ME AND -- YOU KNOW AND NOW LOOK HE'S HELD UP TO RIDICULE. IT REALLY IS SO UNFAIR. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
Jay: WELL IT SAYS HERE -- LISTEN TO THIS -- IT SAYS "THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK EVER WRITTEN BY A REAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL. THAT ALONE IS WORTH EVERY PENNY. BEYOND THAT IT'S RIVETING LOVE STORY." [ LAUGHTER ]
Hillary: WELL YOU KNOW I CAN ONLY TRY TO DEFEND HIS HONOR ON THIS SHOW.
Jay: NOW DO YOU THINK THIS IS PART OF A VAST ALIEN CONSPIRACY? [ LAUGHTER ]
Hillary: YOU KNOW THE RIGHT GALAXY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FAR RIGHT GALAXY IS DOING.
Jay: EXACTLY.
Hillary: I DON'T KNOW BUT --
Jay: I MEAN WHAT DO YOU DO? DO YOU JUST LAUGH? I MEAN THIS IS LIKE -- IT'S SO SILLY.
Hillary: WELL YOU KNOW ACTUALLY THESE ARE KIND OF ENTERTAINING. AND THIS PARTICULAR STORY IS WRITTEN QUITE WELL ACTUALLY. YOU MIGHT WANT TO HIRE THIS GUY.
Jay: I DO I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE LIKE THIS ON MY STAFF ALREADY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jay: WELCOME BACK. TALKING WITH SENATOR HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON. NOW I WAS GONNA ASK YOU ABOUT INFIDELITY. THIS CONCERNS YOU. I SAW THIS IN THE PAPER I HAD TO BUY IT. LET'S SHOW PEOPLE. IT SAYS "MY STEAMY NIGHTS WITH HILLARY IN ALIEN LOVE NEST." [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY HERE IT IS RIGHT HERE. HERE IT IS RIGHT HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GONNA READ SOME EXCERPTS FROM THIS. NOW THIS IS -- APPARENTLY YOU KNEW AN ALIEN NAMED P'LOD.
Hillary: P'LOD.
Jay: P'LOD.
Hillary:THAT'S RIGHT.
Jay: IT SAYS "HILLARY IS SAID TO HAVE LIKEWISE FOUND THE SPACEMAN'S SOARING INTELLIGENCE AND LOFTY MORALS A TURN-ON. WHAT'S MORE SHE TOLD PALS HE DISPLAYED LOVEMAKING TECHNIQUES THOUSANDS OF YEARS IN ADVANCE ANY HUMAN MALE." NOW YOU LAUGH BUT IT'S IN THE PAPER. [ LAUGHTER ]
Hillary: WELL YOU KNOW I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT THIS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE PRESS TAKING ONE LITTLE FACT AND JUST BLOWING IT OUT OF PROPORTION.
Jay: REALLY?
Hillary: ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW P'LOD IS A REALLY DECENT -- A DECENT ALIEN YES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND YOU KNOW I HAD TO GO TO SOME EVENT IN WASHINGTON AND YOU KNOW I ASKED HIM TO ACCOMPANY ME.
Jay: RIGHT.
Hillary: AND LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED. HE PUTS ASIDE HIS BUSY INTERGALACTIC BUSINESS HE GOES TO THE KENNEDY CENTER WITH ME AND -- YOU KNOW AND NOW LOOK HE'S HELD UP TO RIDICULE. IT REALLY IS SO UNFAIR. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
Jay: WELL IT SAYS HERE -- LISTEN TO THIS -- IT SAYS "THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK EVER WRITTEN BY A REAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL. THAT ALONE IS WORTH EVERY PENNY. BEYOND THAT IT'S RIVETING LOVE STORY." [ LAUGHTER ]
Hillary: WELL YOU KNOW I CAN ONLY TRY TO DEFEND HIS HONOR ON THIS SHOW.
Jay: NOW DO YOU THINK THIS IS PART OF A VAST ALIEN CONSPIRACY? [ LAUGHTER ]
Hillary: YOU KNOW THE RIGHT GALAXY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FAR RIGHT GALAXY IS DOING.
Jay: EXACTLY.
Hillary: I DON'T KNOW BUT --
Jay: I MEAN WHAT DO YOU DO? DO YOU JUST LAUGH? I MEAN THIS IS LIKE -- IT'S SO SILLY.
Hillary: WELL YOU KNOW ACTUALLY THESE ARE KIND OF ENTERTAINING. AND THIS PARTICULAR STORY IS WRITTEN QUITE WELL ACTUALLY. YOU MIGHT WANT TO HIRE THIS GUY.
Jay: I DO I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE LIKE THIS ON MY STAFF ALREADY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]