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{Comatose}
06/04/07, 08:36 PM
Okay, whats the most vulgar song you can think of?
anything goes be it drugs, sex, violence, ect.

i'll start off with a few

sex: i sit on acid - lords of acid
drugs: pussy all night - mindless self indulgence
violence: fucked with a knife - cannibal corpse

duhpunk
06/04/07, 08:42 PM
a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying- bloodhound gang

Brokenhill
06/04/07, 08:50 PM
FFTL - "Ride the Wings of Pestillence"

...very creepy song

Aiwendillie
06/04/07, 08:52 PM
FFTL - "Ride the Wings of Pestillence"

...very creepy song

Wow.. I didn't realize how creepy it was; I never read lyrics for this exact reason ;-).

Brokenhill
06/04/07, 08:54 PM
Wow.. I didn't realize how creepy it was; I never read lyrics for this exact reason ;-).


Haha yea...

ohthethrill
06/04/07, 09:14 PM
rock the 40oz - leftover crack.

i think the opener "shoot the kids at school" really lets the song speak for itself hahaha

Brokenhill
06/04/07, 09:15 PM
rock the 40oz - leftover crack.

i think the opener "shoot the kids at school" really lets the song speak for itself hahaha


:-0

banana_hammock
06/04/07, 09:35 PM
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits twat turd and fart

ohthethrill
06/04/07, 09:38 PM
:-0

it wins.

Shatter590
06/04/07, 09:39 PM
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits twat turd and fart

family reunion ftw!

hmmm...

Hacksaw Decapitation by Cannibal Corpse
Fishfuck by Gwar

Smash Adams
06/04/07, 09:42 PM
eDMBZqtlGX4

and fuck a dog of course

a speedo model
06/04/07, 09:46 PM
Anything by Nashville Pussy.

God, what a terrible band.

The Revisionist
06/04/07, 10:00 PM
Shat - "Tit Fuck" or "Cuntchuck"

Anderson
06/04/07, 10:09 PM
Everything The macc Lads ever recorded /thread.

Shatter590
06/04/07, 11:07 PM
Anything by Nashville Pussy.

God, what a terrible band.

lol, hell yeah!

cfear
06/04/07, 11:20 PM
Anything by Anal Cunt. Not necessarily vulgar, but definitely worse than the songs listed so far.

Examples:

"are you a jew
or just fucking gay
too cheap to fly delta
or t.w.a."

"you've got cancer,cancer [x4]

your hair's falling out from kemo
part of your colon's been removed
you're only down to 90 pounds
you've only got 3 months to live "

"y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay
you volunteer for charity work-you're gay
you care about the environment-you're gay
you're a ballet dancer-you're gay
you're a cake decorator-you're gay
you subscribe to honcho-you're gay
you go to fashion shows-you're gay
you love playing hacky sack-you're gay
you go to poetry readings-you're gay "

"too bad your mother never learned to drive
maybe if she did,your parents would still be alive
now they're dead,and your sister too
now you're an orphan, we'll make fun of you"

"please die, you're old"

BEST SONG EVER:

"you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug
but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid ***

[pre chorus:]
you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move

[chorus:]
you're in a coma [x4]

i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't notice
you're gay and you're in a coma,you're a fruit and a vegetable "

That's enough for now. Those songs are all from one album.

TheOtherAndrew
06/04/07, 11:31 PM
Anything by Anal Cunt. Not necessarily vulgar, but definitely worse than the songs listed so far.

Examples:

"are you a jew
or just fucking gay
too cheap to fly delta
or t.w.a."

"you've got cancer,cancer [x4]

your hair's falling out from kemo
part of your colon's been removed
you're only down to 90 pounds
you've only got 3 months to live "

"y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay
you volunteer for charity work-you're gay
you care about the environment-you're gay
you're a ballet dancer-you're gay
you're a cake decorator-you're gay
you subscribe to honcho-you're gay
you go to fashion shows-you're gay
you love playing hacky sack-you're gay
you go to poetry readings-you're gay "

"too bad your mother never learned to drive
maybe if she did,your parents would still be alive
now they're dead,and your sister too
now you're an orphan, we'll make fun of you"

"please die, you're old"

BEST SONG EVER:

"you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug
but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid ***

[pre chorus:]
you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move

[chorus:]
you're in a coma [x4]

i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't notice
you're gay and you're in a coma,you're a fruit and a vegetable "

That's enough for now. Those songs are all from one album.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Eminem's Kill You is pretty fucking bad too.

xjustinx
06/05/07, 05:09 AM
Devourment - Fucked To Death

i think this song pretty much tops any anal cunt song


I'm sick of looking at these filthy ass fucking slobs
I need some slit to satisfy my dirty cock and if these pigs don't give it up
ill have to get my knife
Or stick a glock to their temple and say "give yourself to me" These urges
are controlling me
I need a cunt around my dick
I need fresh blood
The voices tell me to kill

I creep in search of victims for my lustful needs
I find one and stab her repeatedly
Then drag the blood soaked victim deep into the woods I strip her, no' one
hears her screams
I beat her, I smash my fist in her face
Please kill me she says while breathing her last breath
I clutch my blade with all my might, stab her in the fucking guts

Now the fuckin' fun will begin
I slide my hard cock right in
What a feeling it is
to feel her still warm dead skin
Her limp body still bleeds profusely
with my knife I slice her pretty face,
I cant stop laughing.

My blood drenched cock is pounding so hard
It tears up the skin on my dick
Now my blood is mixed in with this fuckin' filthy diseased dead bitch
I breathe heavy, mouth is open
By mistake I swallow blood, I have an idea
The blood gave me a jolt of new pleasure (in this blood)
I then take a chunk from her face and tear skin exposing bone (her skin
ripping)
Chunks dripping from my chin
I will eat her cunt next

Spread open your legs <i>[x2]
I slide in my wet blade
My dick is so hard my skin is ripping
Her blood sprays in the air like a fountain
Never in my life have I felt such pleasure
My heart is pounding
Killing is what I'm made for

Now I am full, another idea
I must take shit on this fuckin' bitch
I let one fly onto her face
I then lean down and kiss this bitch
The smell is insane, shit flows in my veins
It matters not, my cock is now hard again
I jerk off with shit on my hands
Lust still fills me, in time ill do this again
Again I must kill again

james77
06/05/07, 05:11 AM
nofx- my vagina

xjustinx
06/05/07, 05:14 AM
nofx- my vagina
my vagiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaa has two sets of lipsssss

SteveLikesMusic
06/05/07, 07:09 AM
"Another F.U. Song" from the upcoming Reel Big Fish album should be a good'n.

LV03
06/05/07, 09:12 AM
basically any MSI or rap song

xjustinx
06/05/07, 10:23 AM
Gorgasm - Fisticunt


Ejaculating cum-drenched fist
To punch her in the face
My next victim to engorge them
With my lusting ways

Grab this bitch by it's wrist
Ripping her asshole wide
Drill out the hole with malicious intent
Whole forearm swallowed
Feeling the sphincter contract with dismay

Spitting in the open crater
Fingers forced in the knuckles
Plunging deeper as I'm raping
Leave the pussy ripped and gaping
Boring and coring her snatch is engorging
Filled with my fist as I punch her hole

Spread! Your ! Cunt!

I'LL!
FIST!
FUCK!
YOU!
BITCH!!!!!!!!!.......

Actually any song from them.