reasons itd be cool to be the op. sex

[SnowintheSummer]

reasons itd be cool to be a guy/girl (whatever youre not)

-clothes are soo much more comfy. although my sex has so far been unable to stop me from wearing mostly comfy clothes
-you get to ask out people you like without feeling so weird, or having to wait for them to ask you out

[FishAlotNBePunk]

boobies!

[EYEloveEnrique]

its easier for a ugly guy to be hott than it is for a ugly girl to be hott

[blaarg]

1) if a girl walks up to a guy and says "wanna fuck?" the guy will say yea. if a guy walks up to a girl and says that, it's sexual harrasment.

2) lesbians

3) and of course, to quote a great man.... "BOOBIES!"

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by blaarg
1) if a girl walks up to a guy and says "wanna fuck?" the guy will say yea. if a guy walks up to a girl and says that, it's sexual harrasment.

2) lesbians

3) and of course, to quote a great man.... "BOOBIES!"

that works. and dildos.

[richter915]

the line "take a look at these puppies" will actually do me some good and not result in a beating...

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by blaarg
1) if a girl walks up to a guy and says "wanna fuck?" the guy will say yea. if a guy walks up to a girl and says that, it's sexual harrasment.

2) lesbians

3) and of course, to quote a great man.... "BOOBIES!"

All of these, plus this: masturbation. When a girl does it, it's like "wow, that's so hot". When a guy does it, it's like "wow, what a ******y loser... he needs to get laid."

And this: multiple orgasms.

you get to ask out people you like without feeling so weird, or having to wait for them to ask you out
Stop thinking that! It's a bunch of bull. It's just as awkward for us. It would do us a huge favor if girls would take the initiative more of the time.

[wadejunkie]

well id want to be an orgasming female because i have a feeling that the female orgasm is 142452352 % better than male

[DevilMayCare]

Originally posted by wadejunkie
well id want to be an orgasming female because i have a feeling that the female orgasm is 142452352 % better than male
it is. and we can do it without spoiling our pants. but its easier (i think) to masturbate when you're a guy. you can do it standing up, sitting, etc. girls can usually only get off while lying down which limits the locations it can be done. i dont think id want to be a guy, penis envy would suck. but if i were a guy, i would want to be hung like a horse. but thats just me ;)

[unoriginal]

ejaculating all over the room spraying all over the place

I wouldn't have to squat

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Parents wouldnt bitch about how long your hair is. LONG STORY. but my hair now would be considered short on a girl...what the fuck?

yeah, I dont think I could be a girl...hmmm

[neb nawoc]

if i was a chick i would spend all day every day fondling myself.

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

“If I were a girl every time I would go to the gynecologist I would fake an orgasm” – Blink 182!

[DevilMayCare]

if i was a chick i would spend all day every day fondling myself.
what makes you think we don't?

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by neb nawoc
if i was a chick i would spend all day every day fondling myself.
STRAIGHT. UP.

[FallingOut]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
“If I were a girl every time I would go to the gynecologist I would fake an orgasm” – Blink 182!

great stuff

[puNk_tHeoRy]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
what makes you think we don't?

..haha...exactly.

I dont' think i'd want to be guy. i'm quite comfortable with my boobs thank you...

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
“If I were a girl every time I would go to the gynecologist I would fake an orgasm” – Blink 182!
I've never heard whatever Blink song that line is from, but that's gotta be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
what makes you think we don't?

*tries to think unsexy thoughts*

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by worldstheory
I've never heard whatever Blink song that line is from, but that's gotta be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Its on the "Mark, Tom, and Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back)" album, if you havent heard it the music is great and the jokes are awesome too so you should give it a listen. its awesome stuff!

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
what makes you think we don't?

As a horny teenage girl myself I don't fondle myself all day

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
Its on the "Mark, Tom, and Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back)" album, if you havent heard it the music is great and the jokes are awesome too so you should give it a listen. its awesome stuff!
What's the name of the song?

I should admit that I've been intentionally ignoring Blink, just because of their "sellout"/"mainstream" reputation, even if I shouldn't blow them off so quick.

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by worldstheory
What's the name of the song?

I should admit that I've been intentionally ignoring Blink, just because of their "sellout"/"mainstream" reputation, even if I shouldn't blow them off so quick.

ohhhh, its not in a song. it was just a part of the hilarious Blink 182 commentary in between songs in their live act on the album.

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
ohhhh, its not in a song. it was just a part of the hilarious Blink 182 commentary in between songs in their live act on the album.
Ah... shows how much I know about Blink.

[fezwik80]

Originally posted by unoriginal
ejaculating all over the room spraying all over the place

I wouldn't have to squat eww thats no fun


































NOT!

[Throwback]

Here's why it would be cool to be female:

1) Boobies!!! Seth is a genius
2) I also agree that the female orgasm is probably much better
3) Last much longer sexually

Here's why it would suck:

1) Not being guaranteed an orgasm
2) The whole menstruation thing....disturbing
3) Not as easy to masturbate
4) Is most likely disappointed in bed 90% of the time

[bigweener]

itd be cool to be a chick cuz you can readily wear the color pink, and wear skirts. mmmmm soo hot. and you smell so damn good, and have such nice legs....iuuuhh i gotta go

*runs into bathroom*

[DevilMayCare]

Originally posted by unoriginal
As a horny teenage girl myself I don't fondle myself all day
yeah thats true, you have to have time to not have a life. oh wait, thats *exactly* what im doing as i type this. go me.

[superheroine]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
ohhhh, its not in a song. it was just a part of the hilarious Blink 182 commentary in between songs in their live act on the album.

Hm, not to get to totally off topic for a moment - but am I the only one who found the "jokes" on the live CD very forced and not funny at all? Don't get me wrong, I like blink as much as the next kid but you can only take so much of the lame jokes.

And to get back on topic - one reason it'd be cool to be the opposite sex - not having to worry about getting pregnant. I couldn't think of anything better at the moment, just wanted to keep things on topic. Go me! (in a totally egotistical moment)

[iglooXcore]

i could pee standing up!

[NetNerdsRevenge]

Originally posted by iglooXcore
i could pee standing up!

you still can. it just takes good aim

if i was a girl thats the first thing i would try

[punked78]

Originally posted by NetNerdsRevenge
you still can. it just takes good aim

if i was a girl thats the first thing i would try
haha!, me too!

[unsung_zero02]

it sucks to be a girl during that monthly visitor..

[takingthursday]

Some of these were already mentioned, but I have to stress them again!

Pros

1) Boobs
2) Clit
3) Nice/Smooth Legs
4) Better Orgasm
5) Last Longer In Bed

Cons

1) Period
2) Pregnant
3) Mood Swings
4) Emotional (as well as simple, read too much into everything)
5) Let down in bed majority of the time

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by takingthursday
Some of these were already mentioned, but I have to stress them again!

Pros

1) Boobs
2) Clit
3) Nice/Smooth Legs
4) Better Orgasm
5) Last Longer In Bed

Cons

1) Period
2) Pregnant
3) Mood Swings
4) Emotional (as well as simple, read too much into everything)
5) Let down in bed majority of the time

he completely summed up what i was gonna say.

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by unsung_zero02
it sucks to be a girl during that monthly visitor..

What? Girls get to have visitors on a monthly basis? thats crazy shit.

[superheroine]

Originally posted by NetNerdsRevenge
you still can. it just takes good aim

if i was a girl thats the first thing i would try

Haha. You'd have to have very strong vaginal muscles.

Sadly enough, I've actually discussed this with my friends.

[DaneTheTrain]

You'd have to have very strong vaginal muscles

I just had the most desturbing mental image...

[NetNerdsRevenge]

Originally posted by superheroine
Haha. You'd have to have very strong vaginal muscles.

Sadly enough, I've actually discussed this with my friends.

you could stand directly over the bowl...

[oc_dodo]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
What? Girls get to have visitors on a monthly basis? thats crazy shit. our monthly visitor is our periods so, yeah it sucks.......aunt flo always comes at the wrong time too!

[angie710]

^ So very true....

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by oc_dodo
our monthly visitor is our periods so, yeah it sucks.......aunt flo always comes at the wrong time too!

haha you call it Aunt Flo. In eighth grade me and my friends called it Tom for time of month. We'd be like Tom's in town and our boy friends would be like who's that? We were dorks haha.

[steveo]

maybe it's just me but i don't think i'm retarded .. nor do i think he was .. so i think he was being sarcastic

[angie710]

:confused:

[worldstheory]

I have to admit that it's awesome that we can pee standing up, but just imagine how awesome life would be if we could poop standing up too. Our precious ass cheeks would never ever have to come in contact with that grimy toilet seat.

That would be the ultimate...

[steverocks33]

being a girl would suck. i dont know about anyone else but i enjoy being able to wake up 10 minutes before the first bell at school rings. also like not being molested when i go to concerts.

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by steveo
maybe it's just me but i don't think i'm retarded .. nor do i think he was .. so i think he was being sarcastic

The man has a point.

[DriveThruRawker]

im happy being a girl.
even though there are downsides.whatever.

[BleedingMe]

I don't think I'd want to be a guy. I like guys so much I'd probably be gay.

[sigh]

im so glad im a guy. The whole pregnancy thing would suck BIG TIME