HARDCORE/EMO rules

[ProblemWithFire]

I'm getting so sick of stupid ass lyrics by bands like Silverstein and every other lame ass mall emo band who's actually just a bunch of 17 year olds, whining about love when the only "relationship" was with a girl over a chat room:

(whiny ass high pitch emo boy voice)
You said you wouldn't leave me
Now I'm dead.
You set the fire
And I dreamed
If you woke me up and said goodbye
I'd rather crawl and fall to sleep
...inside the fire

(cookie monster voice) SLIT MY WRISTS I'M GONNA CRY
YOU TOOK MY LIFE
NOW I HAVE TO SIT ALONE ON FRIDAY NIGHT


I just made that up sitting here, and the sad thing is, is that there are SIGNED bands who have these shit lyrics.

I swear it's a rule, that you must do these things to be Finch-loving, sad ass emo, trucker mesh hat wearing "hardcore" kid:

-Wear a trucker mesh hat
-Have your ears gauged
-Wear a sweatband on your wrist, because you cry so much
-Finch t-shirt
-75$ jeans you bought at American Eagle, because they make them faded looking
-Dorky running shoes that you'd realize aren't that cool, you trend whore

Oh yeah, and if you have you own lame ass emo boy hardcore band, here are some rules:

-You all wear black and have black, long, messy hair.
-You pretend your band is Finch
-You think From Autumn to Ashes is the most sincere and brutal music there is
-All your songs are about how TERRIBLE, and HORRIBLE your love life with your non-existent girlfriend is.
--When singing about your tough love life, you need to use the words: Fire
Slitting Wrists
Dying
Crying
And how much a vagina you are.

Have fun, you trend whores. Go cry about some girl friend you had for two weeks who dumped you.

[suckerpunch_]

umm ok dude, i think what your trying to say is mallcore kids suck, by the way i have american eagle chick jeans they are not 75$, and also there is nothing wrong with having gauged ears

[theused_FSF]

anybody want to bang?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
anybody want to bang?

i wanna bang...this dude's head into a brick wall. bastard, ripping off my name....

[theused_FSF]

i noticed that

[torch]

You have a thursday avatar, Problemwithfire. And i was under the impression that they are just like the bands you've mentioned. Especially with lyrics like this.


In this blackout inertia will hold our thoughts
And the exit sign offers no light to see by
Can we cast our shadows alone in the dark?
I can't see without you


Hypocrite.

[evil zach]

I'm getting my ears pierced soon. They said they could start with a 4 guage. Thats gonna hurt like mofo

[Patrick]

Originally posted by suckerpunch_
umm ok dude, i think what your trying to say is mallcore kids suck, by the way i have american eagle chick jeans they are not 75$, and also there is nothing wrong with having gauged ears
the hot part of this is that hes a guy

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Patrick
the hot part of this is that hes a guy

He's one of the hottest guys on this forum. I say let him wear those faded jeans.

[Patrick]

Originally posted by Tom Foolery
He's one of the hottest guys on this forum. I say let him wear those faded jeans.
agreed

[Matthew]

Wow. This "problem with fire" kid is a real idiot. I don't see how he can bash Finch and FATA while sporting the Thursday avy. Oh well....

[torch]

Originally posted by Matthew
Wow. This "problem with fire" kid is a real idiot. I don't see how he can bash Finch and FATA while sporting the Thursday avy. Oh well....
EXACTLY! "angry:

[AFittingLie]

Too bad you're confusing pop-punkcore bands (Finch, Silverstein) with actual emo bands.

[Absolute Mest]

hey fucker, i too think the mesh trucker had fad is gay but i don't bitch about cause im not the one wearing it. I wear all black and i'm not in a band, and wear sweat bands. What's wrong with having a finch shirt? if i like it and can afford it, i'll buy it.

I wear girl's vans too... does that make me an emo trend whore too?

[xAlexisonfirex]

whoever it was that said Thursday is the same as Finch and Silverstein should be shot.

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
i wanna bang...this dude's head into a brick wall. bastard, ripping off my name....


i saw the kids name and i was like 'oh, a jerry thread entitled 'hardcore/emo rules'. this should be interesting..' but much to my dismay, it was not you. just some lame ass kid whose name is too close to yours. problemwithfire, i do not like you. why? because your post shows you to be not only stereotypical, but hypocritical as well. i must give you credit for saying 'cookie monster voice' though. that made me laugh out loud.

[iglooXcore]

hmmm... i like chocolate chip cookies. escpecially fresh out of the oven. yep.

[torch]

Originally posted by Absolute Mest
hey fucker, i too think the mesh trucker had fad is gay but i don't bitch about cause im not the one wearing it. I wear all black and i'm not in a band, and wear sweat bands. What's wrong with having a finch shirt? if i like it and can afford it, i'll buy it.

I wear girl's vans too... does that make me an emo trend whore too?
Doesn't wearing all black kinda make you wish you had an A/C in your pants, or do you never go outside?

[xAlexisonfirex]

"cookie monster voice"

buddyhead reader?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by torch
Doesn't wearing all black kinda make you wish you had an A/C in your pants, or do you never go outside?

i have lots of black clothes, 2 black pairs of shorts, and 3 pairs of black pants....of course, if you wear black pants in the summer, you're a fucking idiot.

[torch]

Well, that just makes me confused. Wearing all black, or just band shirts and shit. Confusing

Maybe I just don't have as much money as everyone else does. But either way, I don't need clothes to determine to everyone else who I am.

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by torch
But either way, I don't need clothes to determine to everyone else who I am.

i'm glad someone had the decency to make that point.

[Absolute Mest]

Originally posted by torch
Doesn't wearing all black kinda make you wish you had an A/C in your pants, or do you never go outside?

I wear all black cause all my band shirts/company shirts are all black but I've got a blue Spitalfield shirt and a grey YC shirt. I just like black shirts cause you can't see the dirt on it at the end of the day. I only have black 1 pair of black dickies shorts (i've worn them almost everyday this summer) and 1 pair of black dickies pants. So yeah. I'm not trying to say anything by what I wear. I just where what I like and you have every right to think what you like, I don't care.

[torch]

Originally posted by Absolute Mest
I wear all black cause all my band shirts/company shirts are all black but I've got a blue Spitalfield shirt and a grey YC shirt. I just like black shirts cause you can't see the dirt on it at the end of the day. I only have black 1 pair of black dickies shorts (i've worn them almost everyday this summer) and 1 pair of black dickies pants. So yeah. I'm not trying to say anything by what I wear. I just where what I like and you have every right to think what you like, I don't care.
Yeah, I wasn' trying to insult you at all, sorry if it came off that way. And the whole thing with wearing all black and getting to hot is something i always tease my cousin about.