Top 25 Dugouts

[Drew Beringer]

Since a bunch of us here love these things, I thought this could have its own thread. Anyways, some dude lists the top 25 Dugouts ever http://futureconsiderations.blogspot.com/2007/06/one-mans-opinion-top-2-5-6-dugouts-of.html

[soundofthebrown]

haha that is awesome.

[vandalroyale]

**OnlineHost** CornOnTyCobb has shot Jaybellwocky dead.

CornOnTyCobb: I ACTUALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT

haha-- classic!

[xbrokendownx]

hahahhaha these are awesome

[xbrokendownx]

the_song_remains_the_Thames: You were smoking crack in his office? Were you actually looking to get caught?


SteakGrowsOnDmitri: man i was smokin crack you really think i know what d'fuck was goin down

[xbrokendownx]

my_morneau_jacket: and we're all white


JohanSolo: I'm not white, I'm

hold on

/squats
/pulls down baseball pants
/pulls down underwear


JohanSolo: nnnnnnngeeeeyaaaaahhhh

**Online Host**
JohanSolo has shat out another Cy Young Award.


JohanSolo: oh, neat.


JohanSolo: I think this one has corn in it

[fire on my lips]

that was great. I need to read the dugout more often.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

My favorite quotes from recent memory:

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: WHAT IN THE FUCK IS JACKIE ROBINSON

MartyPants: Out with it. If I don't figure something out, Steinbrenner's gonna have my ass.
HomosexualRod: TELL IM HE CAN HALVE MY ASS ANY TIME

[jaimej]

I frickin love these.

[bigmike]

The best I saw recently was the Delmon Young/Elijah Dukes one. BA BOOM BITCH!

[xbrokendownx]

survey says BOOM YA DUMB BITCH

[Broken Parachute]

My Top 30 Dugout Names
RagingHarden (Rich Harden)
DudeYerGettinADelmon (Delmon Young)
maddux.xmission.com (Greg Maddux)
VaJJ (JJ Hardy)
LowellAndBehold (Mike Lowell)
O_Captain_Mike_Hampton (Mike Hampton)
Verlanderlay Industries (Justin Verlander)
EncarnacionInstantBreakfast (Jaun Encarnacion)
LidgeAndLetDie (Brad Lidge)
your_words_beltre_you (Adrian Beltre)
PronkyKong (Travis Hafner)
DudleyDoWright (David Wright)
NevinOnAPrayer (Phil Nevin)
Scott<p><hr><p> (Scott Linebrink)
SuppanSandwhich (Jeff Suppan)
YostOfChristmasPast (Ned Yost)
LawnMauer (Joe Mauer)
CotaManyColors (Humberto Cota)
fossum_and_jetsam (Casey Fossum)
EVPeavyJapanevy (Jake Peavy)
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth (Kyle Farsnworth)

GonnyGarko (Ryan Garko)
LicenseToPills (Barry Bonds)
BichetteHitstheFan (Dante Bichette)
DukesAHazard (Elijah Dukes)
FelixNavidad (Felix Hernandez)
WhoisMikeJones? (Mike Jones, pitcher on the Brewers)
Kwik-E5-Marte (Andy Marte)
PaplaRoche (Adam LaRoche)
HarenMySoup (Dan Haren)

[xbrokendownx]

no VaJJ?

[Broken Parachute]

oops i forgot JJ

[Broken Parachute]

i'm considering making my screen name:

pr0fs0rF4rnswrth

[xbrokendownx]

hahaha him, dontrelle, and the young bros are my favorite charcaters

[Flags of Dawn]

hahaha, the new one cracked me up:

my_morneau_jacket: but I-
LawnMauer: Do I want to hear Mor? Neau.

[Broken Parachute]

maddux.xmission.com might be the best overall. That's extremely creative/funny.

[Drew Beringer]

hahaha, the new one cracked me up:

my_morneau_jacket: but I-
LawnMauer: Do I want to hear Mor? Neau.
hahahah

[xbrokendownx]

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: skip makin me wear boxin gloves so i caint smoke crack durin the game

fa my protection, ya feel me

/punches the hell out of LawnMauer

[preppyak]

**OnlineHost** CornOnTyCobb has shot Jaybellwocky dead.

CornOnTyCobb: I ACTUALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT

haha-- classic!

haha, that is a great ending

[kshtoinks12]

I think they can do a better job on Clemen's screenname.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

I think they can do a better job on Clemen's screenname.
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