View Full Version : What I Learned from my trip...
The Nephilm
08/24/03, 06:54 PM
So yea I just had a pre-season trip with the UCSB soccer team for 10 days in england and ireland, and I learned some valuable lessons.
1. English food is terrible. They specifically remove and hint of flavor, so that everything tastes THE EXACT SAME.
2. God invented liqure so the Irish wouldn't rule the world.
3. 10 pints of beer = 16+ 12oz american beers = worst hang over imaginable
4. Girls from Estonia are blonde and hot
5. The peace sign doesn't mean the same thing in europe
6. No one in europe is over 5 feet tall, because they don't make their fucking beds any longer than that.
7. Dublin is one of the greatest cities in the world, and they haven't told anyone.
8. Wearing an everton jersey to an arsenal game and sitting in the home stand is a very, very bad idea
9. 99% of the people in the UK are horribly ugly because they never get off their fucking island to breed with anyone else
10. Nailing the assistant coaches daughter so that you have a good comeback when he tells you to get "stuck in" on a tackle, is not a wise decision.
So yea I'm back fuckers, but what happened to the forums? Tate nut on the keyboard while beating it to gay porn again and fuck up the layout?
Tell us more about #4. lol.
I guess the forums were "upgraded." Although the only upgrade i can see is the search button works, but that only happened today, not when he changed the layout.:mad:
Tom Foolery
08/24/03, 07:03 PM
Excellent post. I've always known Dublin is one of the greatest cities in the world, however. When was it ever a secret?
And what does the peace sign mean in Europe?
The mercedes emblem?
Excellent :p
iglooXcore
08/24/03, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Tom Foolery
Excellent post. I've always known Dublin is one of the greatest cities in the world, however. When was it ever a secret?
And what does the peace sign mean in Europe?
it means fuck off, so use it carefully
DevilMayCare
08/24/03, 10:04 PM
I went to Europe with my mom, my friend and her mom (our moms are friends) and we pretended we were from Estonia when they would let us go out by ourselves. It was so we weren't looked upon as ignorant Americans........ we felt kind of bad about it but it helped us become closer to the people in that they didn't judge us right away. This post has no point but I saw #4 and was reminded of our "shameful shameful lies" quote courtest of my neighbor the ROTC instructor asshole.
The peace sign in Britain is called the "deuce" and yeah, it means fuck off.
It's supposed to symbolize your mother's legs? Wide open, etc. My roommate is Welsh, we use the deuce all the time.
Audio Karate
08/25/03, 07:50 AM
What I learned from my trip ->
Smoking pot gets me extremely paranoid, so I decided I'd be better off stopping it
The Nephilm
08/25/03, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by torch
Tell us more about #4. lol.
We met these sisters from Estonia when we were in Club M in dublin....
my roomate and I took them back to our hotel room and calamities ensued.
Our beds were basically right next to each other. I gave him a high five halfway through.
But yea the girl I nailed was easily the hottest chick I have ever gotten with... anyone know who Silvia Saint is? Yea... looked like her.
Yea so basically my night > any of yours
unoriginal
08/25/03, 10:55 AM
Haha you dawg
suckerpunch_
08/25/03, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Tom Foolery
Excellent post. I've always known Dublin is one of the greatest cities in the world, however. When was it ever a secret?
And what does the peace sign mean in Europe?
i dont know whats up with all the christina agulera avatars but the OWN
Tom Foolery
08/25/03, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by suckerpunch_
i dont know whats up with all the christina agulera avatars but the OWN
Mine's only hot because it doesn't show her face.
proeuthanasia
08/25/03, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by The Nephilm
1. English food is terrible. They specifically remove and hint of flavor, so that everything tastes THE EXACT SAME.
i can attest to that. it pissed me off everytime we had to eat. and english tea, ladies and gentlemen, tastes like the exact same shit you can get at the rundown 'cantonese and american' restaurant down my street. french food, however, is amazing. the salad looks like weeds, but it's something easily overcome.
and, despite the fact that i never knew you'd left, it's good to see you back neph.
basically you're an asshole and why anyone cares what you did is beyond me.
The Nephilm
08/25/03, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Greg
basically you're an asshole and why anyone cares what you did is beyond me.
because what I did is more entertaining than the crisco eating contests you have with that cardboard blowup of brit every night you fucking ***
Originally posted by The Nephilm
because what I did is more entertaining than the crisco eating contests you have with that cardboard blowup of brit every night you fucking ***
well holy shit! you figured out what i did this weekend....
you're such a fucking dumbass. you actually think what you said was insulting or offending? its nowhere near true. next time you want to insult me make sure there is some truth in it or just dont bother.
The Nephilm
08/25/03, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Greg
well holy shit! you figured out what i did this weekend....
you're such a fucking dumbass. you actually think what you said was insulting or offending? its nowhere near true. next time you want to insult me make sure there is some truth in it or just dont bother.
it made you respond now didn't it
greg we all know you have no life and are destined for a mid 20's suicide.
but make sure you do it in a good way so it makes national news and I get to laugh at your pathetic ass one last time
Originally posted by The Nephilm
it made you respond now didn't it
greg we all know you have no life and are destined for a mid 20's suicide.
but make sure you do it in a good way so it makes national news and I get to laugh at your pathetic ass one last time
hahaha wow it must be hard being an asshole. having to come up with complete bullshit all the time.
papathomas
08/25/03, 04:18 PM
Greg, you always talk about people being assholes towards you and in every case the only reason why they act this way is because you criticize them first.
And Neph, welcome back. It's good to know you had a good summer.
Originally posted by papathomas
Greg, you always talk about people being assholes towards you and in every case the only reason why they act this way is because you criticize them first.
And Neph, welcome back. It's good to know you had a good summer.
well holy shit. further proving the point all you people are fucking stupid. because i start it every now and then im the bad guy? well fuck you thats bullshit. 90% of the time i fight on here the other person started it. but im the bad guy. youre retarded.
FishAlotNBePunk
08/25/03, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by papathomas
Greg, you always talk about people being assholes towards you and in every case the only reason why they act this way is because you criticize them first.
And Neph, welcome back. It's good to know you had a good summer.
exactly
FishAlotNBePunk
08/25/03, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Greg
well holy shit. further proving the point all you people are fucking stupid. because i start it every now and then im the bad guy? well fuck you thats bullshit. 90% of the time i fight on here the other person started it. but im the bad guy. youre retarded.
no the other day i asked if we could just forget about all the arguments you and I had, and you said yeah. and we were cool. but today you come here and post how im a complete idiot?
papathomas
08/25/03, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by Greg
well holy shit. further proving the point all you people are fucking stupid. because i start it every now and then im the bad guy? well fuck you thats bullshit. 90% of the time i fight on here the other person started it. but im the bad guy. youre retarded. Most of the post I have read you provoke Neph and Seth. Why can't you just stop talking shit? I am sure that there is a way to co-exist on the board peacefully. Fighting ain't really gonna help.
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
no the other day i asked if we could just forget about all the arguments you and I had, and you said yeah. and we were cool. but today you come here and post how im a complete idiot?
we're friends. but you are an idiot. listen to what you say. some of my good friends are idiots. thats not a reason to hate you. but it is one to ignore what you say most of the time. like now instead of responding to stupid posts of yours like "fat mike owns you" i know you dotn usually do that i just cant think of a good example right now. i will just not bother and move on. isnt that better than fighting with me? eh that doesnt even make sense to me anymore. whatever.
Patrick
08/25/03, 04:44 PM
love is a battle field dun da dun da dun da da we are young
fezwik80
08/25/03, 05:04 PM
greg i really do hate you, lose some weight you cow. then kill your still fat body
halighAlie
08/25/03, 05:58 PM
wooohoo
It's great to know that so many people are so kind and forgiving.
it's also great to know that so many people confide in "unity! as one stand together!" . . . because ya know... all you crazy "punks" have is each other to change the world!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ? ??
but damn! some people are so uptight.... just LET IT GO
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