Why is teenage sex so bad?

[Siren Silently]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.

[tubasam]

woot for awkward sex

[concernedparent]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.
You lead a tragic life.

[dejaxentendu]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.


HAHAHAHHA sounds like a good time to me

[Siren Silently]

You lead a tragic life.

You could probably assume that from reading the last line.

[tonighttonight0]

maybe you should try fucking a real girl instead of one who just hit puberty...

[concernedparent]

maybe you should try fucking a real girl instead of one who just hit puberty...
Yeah there's some pretty hot 15 year olds..

[Siren Silently]

Yeah there's some pretty hot 15 year olds..

The ones that look 20 are probably already fucking 20 year old anyway, it's a no go.

[concernedparent]

The ones that look 20 are probably already fucking 20 year old anyway, it's a no go.
If you've got game, the 20 year olds are a go. Or if you've got mighty fine looks. Like myself.

[Nevuk]

I know way too much about how lame some other stranger is! Thanks, personal life forum! You have once again affirmed that my life is not as bad as it could possibly be!

[Siren Silently]

If you've got game, the 20 year olds are a go. Or if you've got mighty fine looks. Like myself.

Teach me. I have attempted (and failed) many times to spit game using your masterful techniques, the girl jeans just aren't working out for me. I envy you so. :(.

I know way too much about how lame some other stranger is! Thanks, personal life forum! You have once again affirmed that my life is not as bad as it could possibly be!


Thanks Kevin, now I can no longer show my face in the Skramz section of the music forums anymore.

[piglet]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.

At 15 my cock was a nice 9 inches, hard.

[piglet]

Also, first time - its meant to be awkward, my first time i just flailed around until i got her off. Oh, and i practice tantric sex.

[concernedparent]

Teach me. I have attempted (and failed) many times to spit game using your masterful techniques, the girl jeans just aren't working out for me. I envy you so. :(.


You're gonna need to put some pictures of yourself in your profile. Girl jeans are for gays. Get skinny levis 511 jeans, and shrink them in the wash, perfect fit.

[tubasam]

At 15 my cock was a nice 9 inches, hard.
cool?

The ones that look 20 are probably already fucking 20 year old anyway, it's a no go.
dude...nothing wrong with 20 year old women...

[Nevuk]

Thanks Kevin, now I can no longer show my face in the Skramz section of the music forums anymore.
Sorry man, I just had to say it. The personal forums are something of a joke to me. I've held off saying it for sooo long on those other threads.

But answering the question, why is teenage sex so bad, pregnancy is why. And yeah, next time, try foreplay and finding a girl who actually might turn you on. Someone once said, if you have a small cock, just get really good with your tongue. Or something like that, I forget, its not a worry of mine, but getting good with a tongue sounds useful in any case.

[concernedparent]

At 15 my cock was a nice 9 inches, hard.
Well congratulations then champ.

[Broken Parachute]

hahaha my first time was awesome. I accidentally splooged in her eye. She then punched me in the balls and made me throw up. Good times.

[Nevuk]

At 15 my cock was a nice 9 inches, hard.
E Peen. A measurement of how large a person's online cock is. Inversely proportional to actual size.

[concernedparent]

hahaha my first time was awesome. I accidentally splooged in her eye. She then punched me in the balls and made me throw up. Good times.
Splooge sounds like a kids toy. Like a jello-ish moldy kind of thing.

[piglet]

E Peen. A measurement of how large a person's online cock is. Inversely proportional to actual size.

I'd so post a picture, but then i'd get banned.

[Nevuk]

I'd so post a picture, but then i'd get banned.
Picture would prove nothing anyways. You could just find some porn star's cock pic or something. You'd have to be fucking me in the ass for me to believe that.

[Broken Parachute]

Splooge sounds like a kids toy. Like a jello-ish moldy kind of thing.Imagine a kid's toy called splooge. I'd buy mass amounts of it.

[cfear]

My first time, when I was 16, was magical. Not really. I was drunk. She was drunk. There was a bathroom. It was awesome.

Teen sex isn't bad. I had some good fucking sex in my younger days (I'm still young, but I'm OLD).

[dejaxentendu]

isnt splooge from the book/movie Holes???

[Siren Silently]

Also, first time - its meant to be awkward, my first time i just flailed around until i got her off. Oh, and i practice tantric sex.

Good for you. It wasn't my first time, wasn't hers either; was the first time I've had someone (and myself) be brutally honest about how bad it was.

You're gonna need to put some pictures of yourself in your profile. Girl jeans are for gays. Get skinny levis 511 jeans, and shrink them in the wash, perfect fit.

I was partially joking with that one as I've read your exploits with chickjeans, I don't wear them personally because choking your ballsack is like man's greatest sin. Levi511's are hard to come by locally, the Mervyns around here only carry 514's and only in a couple sizes and washes because of the 'ghetto' culture around my city. I wear whatever I can find in discount stores, mostly skater brand (bought a pair of Kr3w Kslims for $18).

I'll up a picture just for the hell of it, whenever I can find a camera. Basically, I'm not that great looking, nor am I hideous. I'll be looking forward to your guide on getting into the pants of statuary rapist :-D

cool?
dude...nothing wrong with 20 year old women...

I was referring to 15 year old girls that looks like 20 year old woman, that you won't be able to hook up with any of them unless you are.. in fact 20 (car and tatoo help too).

[piglet]

Picture would prove nothing anyways. You could just find some porn star's cock pic or something. You'd have to be fucking me in the ass for me to believe that.

this can be arranged.

[Gumbyjag]

haha it'll get better. at least you can get laid. did you even try to use a condom or was your dick too small for one of those too? why are you bitching about it? you're fifteen, it doesn't matter if it was your first time or you're 80th, you're gonna suck at it either way and the chicks you will most likely encounter aren't gonna be porno quality, and reality check, neither are you.

[Nevuk]

this can be arranged.
Yeah, you and me, my place. 10 minutes. Oh, whats that, Kentucky isn't in australia?

[Yes. And?]

:lol:

[concernedparent]

I could go for some teenage sex.

[Siren Silently]

hahaha my first time was awesome. I accidentally splooged in her eye. She then punched me in the balls and made me throw up. Good times.

I need to practice that manuever.

My first time, when I was 16, was magical. Not really. I was drunk. She was drunk. There was a bathroom. It was awesome.

Teen sex isn't bad. I had some good fucking sex in my younger days (I'm still young, but I'm OLD).

This was actually my first time doing it without being faded or drunk. Wasn't magically when I was either.

haha it'll get better. at least you can get laid. did you even try to use a condom or was your dick too small for one of those too?

Didn't bother. Buying condoms is embarassing too.

[Gumbyjag]

Didn't bother. Buying condoms is embarassing too.

Not as embarassing as telling random people about how bad you are at sex when you are:

a. 15 years old
b. not intoxicated
c. dumb enough to not use a condom

[Siren Silently]

Not as embarassing as telling random people about how bad you are at sex when you are:

a. 15 years old
b. not intoxicated
c. dumb enough to not use a condom

It's less embarassing because I don't know anyone personally on these forums.

[Agent Crayon]

Do you not think that if you're too immature to buy condoms you're probably too immature for rooting?

[Nevuk]

Do you not think that if you're too immature to buy condoms you're probably too immature for rooting?
Haha different cultures alternate words for sex amuse me highly. Around here, fucking works well enough on its own, but I guess not...

[cfear]

Do you not think that if you're too immature to buy condoms you're probably too immature for rooting?

He's fifteen. Fifteen year old kids don't think. I know I didn't when I was fifteen. He probably thinks that the cashier will judge him.

Buddy, everyone fucks. Buy condoms. It's the smart thing to do.

[S9Dallasoz]

Zip-lock bag = bad for contraception.

Long story.

[Agent Crayon]

Haha different cultures alternate words for sex amuse me highly. Around here, fucking works well enough on its own, but I guess not...

Gold, Gold, Gold, Silver, Silver, Silver, Bronze, Bronze, Bronze, Bronze 'STRAYA

[Agent Crayon]

Zip-lock bag = bad for contraception.

Long story.
I've gotta hear the story behind this...

[Nevuk]

Gold, Gold, Gold, Silver, Silver, Silver, Bronze, Bronze, Bronze, Bronze 'STRAYA
Uh... Must be some australian thing I don't know about.

[S9Dallasoz]

I've gotta hear the story behind this...

to stay with my equation theme:
Too much smirnoff + Fat Morrocan(sp?) girl = bad morning for me, while giving your high school a story to tell for years.

Damn Costume Parties.

[Agent Crayon]

Classy!

[S9Dallasoz]

Classy!
O ya, I'm proud of myself for that one...

[piglet]

Yeah, you and me, my place. 10 minutes. Oh, whats that, Kentucky isn't in australia?

:(

[piglet]

Uh... Must be some australian thing I don't know about.

im baffled, too.

[Nevuk]

:(
It'll be alright. Next time I whack off, I'll think of you, if you promise to do the same for me too?

[piglet]

sure thing.

[Anderson]

Zip-lock bag = bad for contraception.

Long story.An ex-girlfriend of mine had a guy (no not me) try using cling film with her.

[Siren Silently]

An ex-girlfriend of mine had a guy (no not me) try using cling film with her.

Yeah I've heard of someone using glad wrap and a rubber band, probably not; but it's funny thinking about it.

[Signals Corrupted]

Yeah I've heard of someone using glad wrap and a rubber band, probably not; but it's funny thinking about it.

It rips immediately.

[Signals Corrupted]

And teenage sex can be good, but you can't lose it to someone your age, for fuck's sake. I lost my virginity at 14 to a girl who was a few months short of 18 - she taught me a lot, and when I moved on from her, I had gained my right of passage, and began honing my craft throughout the rest of my teenage years.

[Agent Crayon]

im baffled, too.
Frenzal Rhomb?

[xxemo_kittyxx]

most teenagers arent ready for the consequences that comes with the decision. but it they are, by all means. whatever.

[piglet]

Frenzal Rhomb?

band sucks, and theres is no Witchcliffe in Western Australia. Since i live in WA. =\

[Agent Crayon]

Since I am here right now...
My town doesn't exist?
Fuck it I wish someone had have told me.

[Dan CiTi]

And teenage sex can be good, but you can't lose it to someone your age, for fuck's sake. I lost my virginity at 14 to a girl who was a few months short of 18 - she taught me a lot, and when I moved on from her, I had gained my right of passage, and began honing my craft throughout the rest of my teenage years.

:woot:

[piglet]

Since I am here right now...
My town doesn't exist?
Fuck it I wish someone had have told me.

Enjoy being a redneck in Margret River?

[Dan CiTi]

Since I am here right now...
My town doesn't exist?
Fuck it I wish someone had have told me.
Faker!

[Brianfarg]

I need to have sex while I'm still a teenager; this is getting to be ridiculous.

[Agent Crayon]

Enjoy being a redneck in Margret River?
Enjoy being wrong?

[teletubby]

Didn't bother. Buying condoms is embarassing too.



Why are you an idiot?

[enter return]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.


Quit reading my diary.

[FatJordan]

So I'm a little late to this thread, but I'm just stopping after reading the first page because it's hilarious. Good job everyone.

[The Revisionist]

I didn't have sex until I was twenty-one.

[TxRepresent]

Well this thread provided me about 15 minutes of entertainment. Amazing.

[*crying stars*]

This thread is awkward. Yet hilarious.

[b-thrilla.]

this thread is so neat.

[nonamesleft]

I love this thread, my first time was when I was a teenager but it certainly didn't go down like that.

[identitycrisis2]

Why are you an idiot?

Yea haha what are you going to name your son? I assume she was on the pill?

Edit: Is there a cut off age for the pill? I really have no experience in the contraceptive department.

[b-thrilla.]

no, you can get the pill at any age.

well, i mean a nine year old probably couldn't go in, but it's not restricted or anything.

[teletubby]

no, you can get the pill at any age.

well, i mean a nine year old probably couldn't go in, but it's not restricted or anything.


I thought it's if you're under 16 you need your parent's permission ie:them to sign a form

damn Desperate Housewives,last time I trust a tv show for sex advice

[LV03]

i dont think i'll look at mashed potatoes the same way

[nonamesleft]

Didn't bother. Buying condoms is embarassing too.

Holy jesus, enjoy being a father, stupid

[nonamesleft]

I thought it's if you're under 16 you need your parent's permission ie:them to sign a form

damn Desperate Housewives,last time I trust a tv show for sex advice

Nah, they don't need to sign a form but I'm sure I'm not sure if they need to be informed

[b-thrilla.]

I thought it's if you're under 16 you need your parent's permission ie:them to sign a form

damn Desperate Housewives,last time I trust a tv show for sex advice
no, you can go into planed parenthood and they'll give you a prescription.

[FatJordan]

Holy jesus, enjoy being a father, stupid

Just because you get a girl pregnant doesn't mean you will be a father.

Yikes.

[Siren Silently]

Just because you get a girl pregnant doesn't mean you will be a father.

Yikes.

Hahahahaha, truth.

[.invisible ink.]

I'm surprised no one has said this yet - you have your expectations for sex set way too high if you think it's gonna be like a porno when you do it. There's a reason porn exists, it's fantasy and those pornstars get paid lots of money to make it look like the guys banging them are incredible-it's totally not reality. Trust me, there's very few girls who would actually ask for you to put it in their butt but you wouldn't know that from watching a porn, lol.

When you're really into each other the sex will be good, just relax and be safe. Seriously, don't mess up your life with a kid or some disgusting disease.

[emerypearl]

Im so glad I read this, haha

[HangsLikeHeaven]

lol belly button fucking. lmfao

[make_this_hurt]

i had some good sex in my teens.

granted this was at like 19.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

I've been enjoying it since 6 months and counting. Glad to have a girlfriend that is just as sex-craved as myself.

[piglet]

Buying condoms isnt a bad thing, you're pretty much saying "fuck you, im getting tail. and i dont want a kid."

[Branevember31]

she's a slut.

[buterflinrvrse3]

Apparently, birth control is free if you're under 18. Stock up on it now, kids.

[ohthethrill]

its ok, my first time we were singing songs. i can never hear sweet caroline without bursting into laughter....

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Apparently, birth control is free if you're under 18. Stock up on it now, kids.

false

[buterflinrvrse3]

false

You're sure about that? I'm pretty sure around here it's free if you're under 18.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

You're sure about that? I'm pretty sure around here it's free if you're under 18.

my girlfriend pays for them every month. :-| pretty sure man.

[Siren Silently]

I'm surprised no one has said this yet - you have your expectations for sex set way too high if you think it's gonna be like a porno when you do it. There's a reason porn exists, it's fantasy and those pornstars get paid lots of money to make it look like the guys banging them are incredible-it's totally not reality. Trust me, there's very few girls who would actually ask for you to put it in their butt but you wouldn't know that from watching a porn, lol.

When you're really into each other the sex will be good, just relax and be safe. Seriously, don't mess up your life with a kid or some disgusting disease.

I was partially kidding about the comparison to a porno, I'm not dumb enough to think sex would be as great as it looks there. But I didn't expect it to be so shitty.

[AnF1500]

When you're 15, you both have no idea what you're doing. You both have to gain experience and actually learn a few things before you can expect great sex. It's like everything else, as gay as it sounds, practive really does help.


I lost my virginity at fifteen and didn't start having even close to satisfactory sex till I was seventeen.

[xjustinx]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.
I know some pretty cute 15 year olds...

but that tit-mashed potato analogy completely made me lol while I was reading the rest.

[buterflinrvrse3]

my girlfriend pays for them every month. :-| pretty sure man.

Huh. Maybe it's my location or something.

[Siren Silently]

I know some pretty cute 15 year olds...

but that tit-mashed potato analogy completely made me lol while I was reading the rest.

Well I'm not into fucking ugly girls, shes cute; just give another year or so to develop and she'll be hot.

You both have to gain experience and actually learn a few things before you can expect great sex.


How long until I get bearable sex?

[Iamhome]

I was partially kidding about the comparison to a porno, I'm not dumb enough to think sex would be as great as it looks there. But I didn't expect it to be so shitty.

Sex is as great as it looks there in porno land (i'm guessing that's the 'there' you're talking about.)...

When you're me.

[Iamhome]

Not to mention - Teenage sex is not good because who is going to take care of the baby??

[nonamesleft]

How long until I get bearable sex?

Be patient, young one. Don't search for bearable sex, bearable sex will come to you.

[cfear]

Be patient, young one. Don't search for bearable sex, bearable sex will come to you.

smartest thing a canadians ever said

[nonamesleft]

smartest thing a canadians ever said

HA, someone's a little jelous that they aren't Canadian..

[lukey]

I was partially kidding about the comparison to a porno, I'm not dumb enough to think sex would be as great as it looks there. But I didn't expect it to be so shitty.

lol first times are awesome... good reason to look forward to living

[hailthewarrior]

hah.

[Revelation]

haha, this thread has made my day, haha. seriously though...I love KFC mashed potatoes.

[identitycrisis2]

haha, this thread has made my day, haha. seriously though...I love KFC mashed potatoes.

hell yeah man...i would seriously buy that shit in bulk

[<3rkwon]

this is out of hand. poor dude.

[Siren Silently]

I'm glad people enjoy my analogy, but now no one's teenage experience was this shitty?

[Agent Crayon]

I didn't even know my first time was happening 'cause it was cold and dark and the dude was like - as big as that dash.
My first good sex was when I was 17 with my very serious boyfriend and we had been going out six months before we slept togethr
And that's my story

[4N6 science]

my first time was when i was 17, it was great and i enjoyed it and so did my g/f of the time...

[buysoap]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.
This is an awesome post.

[myantiyou]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.

Hahahahahahahahaha




I'm sorry.

[Siren Silently]

Don't be. I'm thought it was hillarious, I actually had to compose myself to stop from laughing when I was telling my friends.

[buysoap]

The obvious solution for you is to do her again, perform correctly, and videotape it. Then put it online.

That way, she'll be embarrassed, you'll be in jail for giving out child porn, and we'll all laugh.

[Siren Silently]

The obvious solution for you is to do her again, perform correctly, and videotape it. Then put it online.

That way, she'll be embarrassed, you'll be in jail for giving out child porn, and we'll all laugh.

The first two are apparently impossible. Would I really go to jail if both of us are minors under the age of consent?

[Nevuk]

Both of you can actually go to jail for statutory rape, if the judge is feeling in a "wouldn't that be funny" mood. But you'd go to jail for distributing child porn as well.

[Fuckmaxbemis]

I thought this topic mightve been some sort of angry kid at his right wing christian parents for not letting him have sex. I know my parents do that ,and if one day, they ever foudn out and said anything, I'd just tell them to really just fuck off. I believe parents have no business in that area. May be a naive opinion, but, really, I can predict, in the future, no parent is going to give a rats ass, as long as there's protection involved.

Still, FMB here, surprisingly, has big girl problems.

[buterflinrvrse3]

Be patient, young one. Don't search for bearable sex, bearable sex will come to you.

Hahahaha.

When you snatch fly from palm of hand, that is when bearable sex comes to you.

[myantiyou]

The obvious solution for you is to do her again, perform correctly, and videotape it. Then put it online.

That way, she'll be embarrassed, you'll be in jail for giving out child porn, and we'll all laugh.

:lol:

[myantiyou]

Don't be. I'm thought it was hillarious, I actually had to compose myself to stop from laughing when I was telling my friends.

What did your friends say, and where is she now?

[Siren Silently]

What did your friends say, and where is she now?

They laughed, what else would they do lol.

[4N6 science]

just keep practicing...it'll get better soon enough..

[buysoap]

The first two are apparently impossible. Would I really go to jail if both of us are minors under the age of consent?
Yes

[pilot_light_out]

masturbation is self improvement, young man.

[outofkilter]

Practice girls are the best!

[Siren Silently]

masturbation is self improvement, young man.

Doubtful, given the ammount of times I've whacked it I should be Mandingo right now.

Practice girls are the best!


This kind of was a practice girl.

[pshh]

this thread gave me a good laugh

[Vanity__Dearest]

The obvious solution for you is to do her again, perform correctly, and videotape it. Then put it online.

That way, she'll be embarrassed, you'll be in jail for giving out child porn, and we'll all laugh.And you'll wank to it. Win win.

[Iamhome]

Practice girls???


hahahahhahahaha

[nonamesleft]

terrible, but laugh-worthy

[AP_Punk]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.

Sounded glorious.

[myantiyou]

Doubtful, given the ammount of times I've whacked it I should be Mandingo right now.

Hahahahaha.

[8:17am]

3 to 5, that's why. There is no piece of ass worth a cell mate.

[myantiyou]

This kind of was a practice girl.

lmao.

Did she come?

[together]

Doubtful, given the ammount of times I've whacked it I should be Mandingo right now.

It's all about kegel exercises.

[cfear]

I thought this topic mightve been some sort of angry kid at his right wing christian parents for not letting him have sex. I know my parents do that ,and if one day, they ever foudn out and said anything, I'd just tell them to really just fuck off. I believe parents have no business in that area. May be a naive opinion, but, really, I can predict, in the future, no parent is going to give a rats ass, as long as there's protection involved.

Still, FMB here, surprisingly, has big girl problems.

We'll get you over that buddy. Come out to the Punkin Pie show next sunday, have a good time, and we'll teach you to freedom (from you chick problems, of course). It's a two hour course, we charge five thousand dollars (because that's how much money Kid Rock's dad gave him to press an album), but if you come next Sunday, July 8th, we'll teach you for free. Maybe by pointing out your girl problems to everyone during our set. Also, you can never know if I'm being serious or not. I'm supposed to promote this show. Rick told me to. So this could be an elaborate trick all to get one person to go to an awesome show that I could totally tell you about on dfwpunks. But fuck it.

[Siren Silently]

lmao.

Did she come?

Do you think?

[myantiyou]

Do you think?

I'll take that as a no.

[Fuckmaxbemis]

We'll get you over that buddy. Come out to the Punkin Pie show next sunday, have a good time, and we'll teach you to freedom (from you chick problems, of course). It's a two hour course, we charge five thousand dollars (because that's how much money Kid Rock's dad gave him to press an album), but if you come next Sunday, July 8th, we'll teach you for free. Maybe by pointing out your girl problems to everyone during our set. Also, you can never know if I'm being serious or not. I'm supposed to promote this show. Rick told me to. So this could be an elaborate trick all to get one person to go to an awesome show that I could totally tell you about on dfwpunks. But fuck it.


haha. where is it at?

[shelbystfu]

i'm sorry.
=(

[nonamesleft]

practise makes perfect.

[4N6 science]

practise makes perfect.


wanna practice?

[b-thrilla.]

lets all have some teenage sex because we're fucking badass

[livethesounds]

lets all have some teenage sex because we're fucking badass

k!

[alexamiller]

hmm. i havent read anything but the first page, but. i agree

[AP_Punk]

:-0

[nonamesleft]

wanna practice?

sure

[slenygoodbi]

eww penis!

[Kyle Garchar]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.It gets better. sometimes. ps. small boobs rule.

[shelbystfu]

haha. this is all just hilarious.

[White Noise]

hahaha, someone posted this on the internet, i cant believe this, wait, yes i can this is america.

[Siren Silently]

lets all have some teenage sex because we're fucking badass

I have no issues with that, I do need the practice.

[xjustinx]

lets all have some teenage sex because we're fucking badass
no.

[xxpaigiexx]

It doesn't mean that every experience is going to be like that. Why did you do it with her if thats what you thought?
Sounds to me like you were using her.
Haha boys...

[4N6 science]

It doesn't mean that every experience is going to be like that. Why did you do it with her if thats what you thought?
Sounds to me like you were using her.
Haha boys...

dont single out boys, maybe she was using him?! girls can be just as bad as boys..

[myantiyou]

Haha boys...

Girls can be whores too. Don't be so selfish, you bitch.

[TheRaptor]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.

that's hot

[lolimkate]

I'm glad people enjoy my analogy, but now no one's teenage experience was this shitty?

mine was pretty shitty, i was only 14, he was 17 and one of my brothers best friends that i had known since i was in preschool. we were both drunk off our asses and i don't remember alot other than i really regretted it and he felt like shit about it.

but i've been going out with my current boyfriend, colin, for almost 1 1/2 years now and trust me, sex gets 100% better when its with someone you really do love, as cheesy as that sounds.

[summer skin]

mine was pretty shitty, i was only 14, he was 17 and one of my brothers best friends that i had known since i was in preschool. we were both drunk off our asses and i don't remember alot other than i really regretted it and he felt like shit about it.

but i've been going out with my current boyfriend, colin, for almost 1 1/2 years now and trust me, sex gets 100% better when its with someone you really do love, as cheesy as that sounds.
LOL YOU'RE KATE

[Siren Silently]

and she had bad sex.

[imperfectstarx]

my girlfriend pays for them every month. :-| pretty sure man.

I think it also depends on your insurance company. I know somone who pays 35 a month, and someone who pays 65 a month. There's also like...tons of different kinds of birth control. So it might also depend on the type you get.

[tubasam]

Dude the OP belongs on /b/ lol

[HangsLikeHeaven]

mine was pretty shitty, i was only 14, he was 17 and one of my brothers best friends that i had known since i was in preschool. we were both drunk off our asses and i don't remember alot other than i really regretted it and he felt like shit about it.

but i've been going out with my current boyfriend, colin, for almost 1 1/2 years now and trust me, sex gets 100% better when its with someone you really do love, as cheesy as that sounds.

suck a d.

[dotec3]

hot dog sex is when you put your arms down at your sides and flail in a worm like fashion. If at any time you get off you did hot dog sex wrong
Thats my kind of good time

[slenygoodbi]

hot dog sex is when you put your arms down at your sides and flail in a worm like fashion. If at any time you get off you did hot dog sex wrong
Thats my kind of good time

sounds more like having sex with a hot dog

>.>

in a good way ya know......

[xjustinx]

LOL YOU'RE KATE

aahahdafhdfahfdsh

[b-thrilla.]

no.
bbi it was a humorous joke.

[myantiyou]

suck a d.

heh

coughho

[duhpunk]

Yeah there's some pretty hot 15 year olds..

the girl i like's stepsister looks way older than she is. she's only 15.

[xjustinx]

bbi it was a humorous joke.
oh.

[Thug_Nasty]

hilarious. this made my day

[strawberry12]

kids these days...you are too young for sex!!!

[Siren Silently]

kids these days...you are too young for sex!!!

No biologically I can have sex at 12, what it boils down to is A. My penis is too small for sex, B. My technique is sloppy and terrible and I'm not experience enough for bearable sex.

[marrost]

I don't know what the OP is talking about but I had some of the best sex of my life after just turning 16 haha. First few times are just a funny mess but it should get good quickly.

[giveup386]

i dont see whats the matter with it? as long as your resposible i guess but hey im underage and i have sex haha.

[1check_1love]

hahahaha amazing. that is exactly why people shouldn't have sex at 15.

[giveup386]

haha see i honestly dont see the problem.besides getting the girl pregnant andnot being financhilly (i know spelt wrong) stable enough to support a family? but thats why you have to be resposible

[1check_1love]

haha see i honestly dont see the problem.besides getting the girl pregnant andnot being financhilly (i know spelt wrong) stable enough to support a family? but thats why you have to be resposible
well i'm 15 and a girl. i don't think i'll ever have sex at this age. i was in a relationship for almost a year, and yeah we had temptations to do it, but we never did it. i'm not emotionally ready because i knew if i gave it up to him, i'd be so emotionally attached. we broke up and i'm so thankful i didn't give up my v-card to him. if i did, i'd be an emotional wreck right now, haha.

[krishasaheadake]

well i'm 15 and a girl. i don't think i'll ever have sex at this age. i was in a relationship for almost a year, and yeah we had temptations to do it, but we never did it. i'm not emotionally ready because i knew if i gave it up to him, i'd be so emotionally attached. we broke up and i'm so thankful i didn't give up my v-card to him. if i did, i'd be an emotional wreck right now, haha.

stay away from the popular dudes in school. They always end up doing nothing after high school

[giveup386]

well i'm 15 and a girl. i don't think i'll ever have sex at this age. i was in a relationship for almost a year, and yeah we had temptations to do it, but we never did it. i'm not emotionally ready because i knew if i gave it up to him, i'd be so emotionally attached. we broke up and i'm so thankful i didn't give up my v-card to him. if i did, i'd be an emotional wreck right now, haha.



haha see thats a good choice id say but i also think that people should choose what they want to do with there life without people 18 and older interfearing.unless its like jumping off a building or something like that haha.but yea id say good choice on the not having sex thing cause its true sometimes you get emotionally attached

[1check_1love]

stay away from the popular dudes in school. They always end up doing nothing after high school
haha will do!

haha see thats a good choice id say but i also think that people should choose what they want to do with there life without people 18 and older interfearing.unless its like jumping off a building or something like that haha.but yea id say good choice on the not having sex thing cause its true sometimes you get emotionally attached
yeah, well i know myself and i know how i will react to things. becoming emotionally attached is one thing i can DEFINITELY fall into since i'm so young. thankfully i got over him fast. but sex is a step both people in the relationship have to take seriously. it's not just *ucking, it's a form of intimacy. it's about becoming one and expressing love in the most physical way. well, that's how i see sex. it's different for everyone. i'm not one to force down my beliefs on people. i respect everyone and their choices. having sex is a personal choice. so maybe to you it's no big deal, but everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion.

[giveup386]

haha will do!


yeah, well i know myself and i know how i will react to things. becoming emotionally attached is one thing i can DEFINITELY fall into since i'm so young. thankfully i got over him fast. but sex is a step both people in the relationship have to take seriously. it's not just *ucking, it's a form of intimacy. it's about becoming one and expressing love in the most physical way. well, that's how i see sex. it's different for everyone. i'm not one to force down my beliefs on people. i respect everyone and their choices. having sex is a personal choice. so maybe to you it's no big deal, but everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion.

haha see i know what you mean i respect your choice too. your pretty much the only not asshole ive met on this site ALL DAY LONG everyone else i tryed talking too would just diss me out over nothing ahha

[1check_1love]

haha see i know what you mean i respect your choice too. your pretty much the only not asshole ive met on this site ALL DAY LONG everyone else i tryed talking too would just diss me out over nothing ahha
:-) don't worry. there are a lot of nice people on this site. just be careful about your posts. they don't take a lot of younger teens seriously either because of their taste of music or their ignorance. see you around the forums! i'm looking forward to your posts.

[giveup386]

haha thanks im about to make a new thread about the truths of weed

[tm decomposer]

God hahaha

[shOcktreAtmEnt]

lolz

[SonEric84]

haha will do!


yeah, well i know myself and i know how i will react to things. becoming emotionally attached is one thing i can DEFINITELY fall into since i'm so young. thankfully i got over him fast. but sex is a step both people in the relationship have to take seriously. it's not just *ucking, it's a form of intimacy. it's about becoming one and expressing love in the most physical way. well, that's how i see sex. it's different for everyone. i'm not one to force down my beliefs on people. i respect everyone and their choices. having sex is a personal choice. so maybe to you it's no big deal, but everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion.

That's how sex should be viewed. 15 is really just too young and anyone who thinks they have to get "experienced" is definitely too immature to be doing that. The only time you should have sex is if the right emotions are involved.

[SonEric84]

haha see thats a good choice id say but i also think that people should choose what they want to do with there life without people 18 and older interfearing.unless its like jumping off a building or something like that haha.but yea id say good choice on the not having sex thing cause its true sometimes you get emotionally attached

Kids should have boundaries....when you're 18 you're considered an adult and then you should be able to do what you want with your life. Until then you're still growing and learning and don't have the right frame of mind for something as important as sex. If you're truly in love that's one thing, but it's not just something you should be doing to get experienced and see how many girls you can get in a lifetime. Ever hear of STDs? Jesus.


haha thanks im about to make a new thread about the truths of weed


Then you wonder why no one is taking you seriously.

[giveup386]

Kids should have boundaries....when you're 18 you're considered an adult and then you should be able to do what you want with your life. Until then you're still growing and learning and don't have the right frame of mind for something as important as sex. If you're truly in love that's one thing, but it's not just something you should be doing to get experienced and see how many girls you can get in a lifetime. Ever hear of STDs? Jesus.





Then you wonder why no one is taking you seriously.


so are you saying untill i am 18 i should let everyone tell me how to lead my life? and your sayin nobody takesme seriously because i want to get the true facts out about weed why dont you take a look at my journal and watch the videos and then come back with what you have to say.

[SonEric84]

so are you saying untill i am 18 i should let everyone tell me how to lead my life? and your sayin nobody takesme seriously because i want to get the true facts out about weed why dont you take a look at my journal and watch the videos and then come back with what you have to say.

No one said you have to live under dictatorship, but you should at least respect your parents wishes...they should be the only people "telling you what to do." As for the weed bullshit, it's illegal so end of story there. Fuck the videos and the retarded facts that try to justify it, it's skeevy and that's all it will ever be. Stop being an idiot and just be a kid, what the hell is wrong with you people today?

[Meine Knochen]

Heres my two cents;
Teens are still growing - and I mean that mentally.
Teenagers do NOT make good decisions.
Therefore, the chances of passing STDs and accidental pregnancy is much much higher.

And sometimes just not right.

[Bishop]

This thread reminds me of why I love the personal life forum.

[Siren Silently]

Kids should have boundaries....when you're 18 you're considered an adult and then you should be able to do what you want with your life. Until then you're still growing and learning and don't have the right frame of mind for something as important as sex. If you're truly in love that's one thing, but it's not just something you should be doing to get experienced and see how many girls you can get in a lifetime. Ever hear of STDs? Jesus.


That's bullshit. I'm entitled to do anything (as a matter of fact I can do anything, but thats not the point) as long as I'm mature enough to understand the consequences and responsible enough to accept them. And sex is something some people cherish, some throw around, so you can't force your belief down the throats of other people because of what the bible/other people/other influences tell you; it varies from person to person and if I'm one of those people that don't take sex as the Holy Grail, so be it, I'll enjoy casual sex if I want.

[SonEric84]

That's bullshit. I'm entitled to do anything (as a matter of fact I can do anything, but thats not the point) as long as I'm mature enough to understand the consequences and responsible enough to accept them. And sex is something some people cherish, some throw around, so you can't force your belief down the throats of other people because of what the bible/other people/other influences tell you; it varies from person to person and if I'm one of those people that don't take sex as the Holy Grail, so be it, I'll enjoy casual sex if I want.

I don't give a fuck about the bible(I've never read it, nor am I religious) or other peoples influence. Why is that the first thing everyone assumes? You don't have to be a priest to recognize the important things in life. What's bullshit is little 15 year olds running around like they know shit when they don't have a fucking clue about anything. Yeah, you can sleep with whoever you want, but you shouldn't be doing it at 15 and your attitude about it alone shows you're not mature enough to handle it. Are you mature enough to be a father? Somehow I doubt it. Even if you use protection accidents can happen. Whatever though, do as you will.

[SonEric84]

This thread reminds me of why I love the personal life forum.

Because it's such a joke?

[Bishop]

Because it's such a joke?

Not so much a joke, as much as a gigantic train wreck.

[SonEric84]

Not so much a joke, as much as a gigantic train wreck.

Yeah, I didn't mean joke as in funny, more in the sense of what you said. haha

[DisenShaanted]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.


haha that was absolutely amazing. And girls are maturing sooner and sooner these days. Ususally when I see a girl and think to myself "wow, shes hot," she ends up being underage. I just wish there was soem sort of sign or icon much like those in the sims that floated over ones head notifying you of their legality.

[Siren Silently]

haha that was absolutely amazing. And girls are maturing sooner and sooner these days. Ususally when I see a girl and think to myself "wow, shes hot," she ends up being underage. I just wish there was soem sort of sign or icon much like those in the sims that floated over ones head notifying you of their legality.

Jailbait is a cruel cruel thing.

[snoodle]

At 15 my cock was a nice 9 inches, hard.



DAMN!!!!!!!!

[saysmydoctor]

It doesn't happen like it does in the porno's. I'm disapointed because A. It was awkward, B. Being 15, she had breast's the size of lumps of mashed potato at KFC, I actually laughed out loud when I saw, C. My penis is tiny, suitable for bellybutton fucking; neither of us reached any form of mutual satisfaction in any way whatsoever, D. She actually asked me if I was done, I said no, but ended up busting about 30 seconds later, throughout the entire painful ordeal I do not think I clocked in even 8 minutes.

and E. of course, there was no anal.
http://files.samhart.net/humor/fail.jpg

[Rock]

I'm glad people enjoy my analogy, but now no one's teenage experience was this shitty?
Didn't have one. This thread is hilarious, by the way.

[JessTart[SIS]]

You're gonna need to put some pictures of yourself in your profile. Girl jeans are for gays. Get skinny levis 511 jeans, and shrink them in the wash, perfect fit.

aww my boyfriend wears skinny levi jeans :] i agree with this person, they look nice :]

[leprechaunchick]

*feels like a goody-girl* never had it, can't say's mine was good or bad either way.

[maiabean]

Random humorous first-timer story:

My ex-boyfriend was a virgin 'til he met me. When we were getting into doing it for the first time as a couple (missionary with me on the bottom), we were trying to get under the blankets, so I was pulling them up over us a little bit. Well, my hand slipped and I somehow managed to punch him in the jaw. Totally ruined the mood and I didn't get to steal his v-card ('cause he was afraid I'd punch him again), but it gave me something to laugh about. Even if it's been 3+ years.

[thetrueblood]

i don't know, i lost my virginity at 15, and it was pretty awesome.
We both had already physically developed though, so i guess that's the difference.

[omgjames]

At 15 my cock was a nice 9 inches, hard.

at 15, mine was 9 inches. soft.

[omgjames]

i'm lucky, my girlfriends on the pill because shes crazy and has pmdd.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

at 15, mine was 9 inches. soft.

Since you said this over the internet, the common thing to do is divide it by 2, then you have the real conclusion.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

My first time was nothing I'd regret rather that I didn't get very much pleasure as I was just trying to please her and didn't focus on any pleasure I was getting. Oh well.

[thetrueblood]

i'm lucky, my girlfriends on the pill because shes crazy and has pmdd.

i'm lucky, my girlfriends on the pill because she doesn't want to get fucking pregnant.

[takeweakme]

i'm lucky, my girlfriends on the pill because she doesn't want to get fucking pregnant.

but knocking girls up is so cool, duh.

[thetrueblood]

but knocking girls up is so cool, duh.

no, knocking them up isn't cool.

but when they're pregnant and you get to say "That's not my baby! It doesn't even look like me! it looks mexican!"

that's the cool part.

[takeweakme]

no, knocking them up isn't cool.

but when they're pregnant and you get to say "That's not my baby! It doesn't even look like me! it looks mexican!"

that's the cool part.

haha, yes. mexo babies.

[thetrueblood]

haha, yes. mexo babies.

haha. well, at least we can converse now with out completely hating each other.

[stacymichelle]

but knocking girls up is so cool, duh.
hahahaha. ily.

[takeweakme]

haha. well, at least we can converse now with out completely hating each other.

haha. yes, i do not hate you anymore. you have redeemed yourself. we can be buds.

[AdamSocial]

Because, good sex is based on difference in age. At 15, you should probably be doing about an 8-year-old, and leave the 15 year olds to me.

Then, it'll be more like porn.
Or snuff.

[jnj0813]

sex isnt all that complicated. the small penis could be your issue here. or the fact that bellybutton fucking even comes into your mind. id wait if i was you....or find some male enhancer or something idk.

[JessTart[SIS]]

sex isnt all that complicated. the small penis could be your issue here. or the fact that bellybutton fucking even comes into your mind. id wait if i was you....or find some male enhancer or something idk.

yea i dont know, you give good sex lol

[takeweakme]

too many 15 years talking about having sex. gross.

[Protested Hero]

Fuck Her Gently

[Siren Silently]

Tenacious D reference?

[Protested Hero]

Tenacious D reference?

You better believe it.

[concernedparent]

i don't know, i lost my virginity at 15, and it was pretty awesome.
We both had already physically developed though, so i guess that's the difference.
Weren't you the guy bitching about kids growing up too fast?

[concernedparent]

;7188926']aww my boyfriend wears skinny levi jeans :] i agree with this person, they look nice :]
They do. I have three pairs.

[concernedparent]

Random humorous first-timer story:

My ex-boyfriend was a virgin 'til he met me. When we were getting into doing it for the first time as a couple (missionary with me on the bottom), we were trying to get under the blankets, so I was pulling them up over us a little bit. Well, my hand slipped and I somehow managed to punch him in the jaw. Totally ruined the mood and I didn't get to steal his v-card ('cause he was afraid I'd punch him again), but it gave me something to laugh about. Even if it's been 3+ years.
You said he was a virgin UNTIL he met you, but you said you guys didn't actually have sex. How's that work out?

[i bowled a 220]

i lost my virginity when i was 14. i had been dating my ex-girlfriend for about three months, and since we were young and all, we never really had a place to go for our various sexual escapades. so the best place i could think of was the park in my neighborhood at around 10 at night. so to make a long story short, we would walk over there and get into the little tube that god knows how many toddlers have puked and pissed and shit in, and make a nice little cozy spot for ourselves to bump nasties. anyway, the first time we did it, i had trouble putting the condom on and it kept squishing the head and then popping off. then when i finally got it on i stuck it in for like 3 minutes tops before i heard one of the neighbor kids walking towards us.. so i quickly discarded the condom into the bushes and made my girlfriend hide in the tube hahaha.. anyway i played it off that i was just smoking a black and mild in the tube and that was what i had thrown. everything worked out but that definitely killed the mood in a big way. i asked her as we were walking back to my house if i had given her an orgasm and she said no. fortunately for my dignity's sake, she didn't make me cum either. however, i nailed her pretty much every week for the next two years. which was nice, because it got a lot better and we didnt have to do it on a fucking playground.

[maiabean]

You said he was a virgin UNTIL he met you, but you said you guys didn't actually have sex. How's that work out?


We eventually had sex. Just not that night. Duhzzz. :rolleyes:

[xvszero]

i lost my virginity when i was 14. i had been dating my ex-girlfriend for about three months, and since we were young and all, we never really had a place to go for our various sexual escapades. so the best place i could think of was the park in my neighborhood at around 10 at night. so to make a long story short, we would walk over there and get into the little tube that god knows how many toddlers have puked and pissed and shit in, and make a nice little cozy spot for ourselves to bump nasties. anyway, the first time we did it, i had trouble putting the condom on and it kept squishing the head and then popping off. then when i finally got it on i stuck it in for like 3 minutes tops before i heard one of the neighbor kids walking towards us.. so i quickly discarded the condom into the bushes and made my girlfriend hide in the tube hahaha.. anyway i played it off that i was just smoking a black and mild in the tube and that was what i had thrown. everything worked out but that definitely killed the mood in a big way. i asked her as we were walking back to my house if i had given her an orgasm and she said no. fortunately for my dignity's sake, she didn't make me cum either. however, i nailed her pretty much every week for the next two years. which was nice, because it got a lot better and we didnt have to do it on a fucking playground.

You lost your virginity when you were 14, nailed the girl for 2 years, and now you're 15?

That's amazing!

[thetrueblood]

Weren't you the guy bitching about kids growing up too fast?

haha, not quite. i was waiting for someone to call me on that. i was more bitching about underage promiscuous sex-- I realize you can't stop teens from having sex.

[i bowled a 220]

You lost your virginity when you were 14, nailed the girl for 2 years, and now you're 15?

That's amazing!
that's not my age, that's my post count genius.

[CarrieTheGreat]

i'm so glad an internet punk forum is now the place to improve your sex life..we might be onto something here.

[concernedparent]

We eventually had sex. Just not that night. Duhzzz. :rolleyes:
Got it.

[concernedparent]

Really the best advice I can give for getting sex is: Be attractive.

[Siren Silently]

Teach me?

[concernedparent]

Teach me?
Step 1. Be attractive.

[Siren Silently]

Step 2?:-D

[concernedparent]

Step 2?:-D
Be good with women.

[Siren Silently]

Damn that's so easy, there has to be some sort of catch.

[JimmeHendricks]

teenage sex makes the world go round

and you know it.

[atticus1492]

Quit putting the pussy on a pedestal. Period.

I love the Personal Life forum.

[underscore]

hahahaha...wow take it you didn't have fun then?

[hunterstone]

akward sex ownes

[ascitiesburn101]

haha. I'm not thinking about sex. I have never even fucking made out with a girl. They fear my wit! :rolleyes:

[Thug_Nasty]

haha. I'm not thinking about sex. I have never even fucking made out with a girl. They fear my wit! :rolleyes:

embarrassing.

[ascitiesburn101]

embarrassing.
True, I'm just not assertive. If I make a move and it's a bad idea I would feel shitty for awhile afterwards. The problem is that I'm looking for a mid-twenties relationship in high school. I need something more mature than fingering.

[hunterstone]

True, I'm just not assertive. If I make a move and it's a bad idea I would feel shitty for awhile afterwards. The problem is that I'm looking for a mid-twenties relationship in high school. I need something more mature than fingering.



hahahaha

[hunterstone]

haha. I'm not thinking about sex. I have never even fucking made out with a girl. They fear my wit! :rolleyes:


funny

[ascitiesburn101]

hahahaha

funny
asshole

[myantiyou]

Glad to see this thread's still moving.

haha. I'm not thinking about sex. I have never even fucking made out with a girl. They fear my wit! :rolleyes:

Srsly?

[ascitiesburn101]

Glad to see this thread's still moving.



Srsly?
Yeah. The first part was true, the second wasn't. I pity myself. haha. i spend too much time around music oriented things.