Worst Film Of The Year 2007

[matt_rawlings]

So far for me it is 'Captivity'. Just a terrible piece of shit film which was not only stupid, but had no method behind its madness whatsoever.

[summer skin]

So far for me it is 'Captivity'. Just a terrible piece of shit film which was not only stupid, but had no method behind its madness whatsoever.
Hah yeah that looked terrible.
I'd have to vote for Ghost Rider. Nothing redeemable about that film.

[*crying stars*]

Isn't this movie like a bad ripoff of Saw?

[avengedtbs]

norbit

[matt_rawlings]

Isn't this movie like a bad ripoff of Saw?

The things is, Saw and Hostel etc all have a neat idea or theory behind their gore and violence.

"Captivity" is just really fucking shitty, with the violence serving absolutly no purpose whatsoever apart from to try and fit into an already overcrowded scene of 'gorenography' films.

It is really bad, I wanted it to end after 25 minutes.

It is a very, very stupid version of 'Saw', and the killers reason for murder is increadibly funny because it is so bad

[Shatter590]

fantastic 4

[matt_rawlings]

norbit

There is no way I would ever pay to see that.

[summer skin]

It is a very, very stupid version of 'Saw', and the killers reason for murder is increadibly funny because it is so bad
post it with spoiler tags so I don't have to watch this movie.

[matt_rawlings]

fantastic 4

I went to see that purely because I see pretty much every film that comes to the cinema in Glasgow in order to keep an open mind of mainstream and indie cinema, and I actually thought it was a fun film to watch purely because it was so cheesy and camp

[StandMyBrothers]

Epic Movie

[matt_rawlings]

post it with spoiler tags so I don't have to watch this movie.

the two killers kidnap EC's character because she looks like their mother, who made the two brothers fuck her when they were kids

[Cheshire_Buddha]

Epic Movie, FTW.

[Shatter590]

I went to see that purely because I see pretty much every film that comes to the cinema in Glasgow in order to keep an open mind of mainstream and indie cinema, and I actually thought it was a fun film to watch purely because it was so cheesy and camp

thats sorta why i went to see pathfinder. but f4 made me cringe...im glad i didnt pay for it.

[summer skin]

the two killers kidnap EC's character because she looks like their mother, who made the two brothers fuck her when they were kids
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Was there a "wamp wamp" sound after they revealed that?

[TJ Wells]

Epic Movie by FAR.

[Good Mourning]

There is no way I would ever pay to see that.

hahahaha agreed.

[Adeniz19]

i was dragged to Because I Said So... haha so bad

[fenderkid212]

That movie that came out this year with the killer puppets and dolls...what was it called? well any way, it was the shittiest movie ever.

[secretsociety92]

Even though I despise Fantastic 4 I would, without a doubt, see that over Epic Movie.

[Smash Adams]

That movie that came out this year with the killer puppets and dolls...what was it called? well any way, it was the shittiest movie ever.

dead silence not that I saw it

wild hogs was pretty awful too

[Cheshire_Buddha]

That movie that came out this year with the killer puppets and dolls...what was it called? well any way, it was the shittiest movie ever.

Dead Silence? Yeah, that was terrible.

Alpha Dog was laughably bad, but I don't know if it came out in 2007.

[Cheshire_Buddha]

wild hogs was pretty awful too

You wouldn't believe how many people come up to me at work to ask me when it's coming to DVD.

[Adeniz19]

You wouldn't believe how many people come up to me at work to ask me when it's coming to DVD.haha it doesnt seem like that horrible of a movie... it's not exactly targeted towards our age group either.

[Cheshire_Buddha]

haha it doesnt seem like that horrible of a movie... it's not exactly targeted towards our age group either.

I haven't seen it yet, so I wouldn't know if it is that bad. I do like William H. Macy, so I might check it out just for him.

[ThexQuietxCull]

Epic Movie has to be the worst. WORSTEST

[Jason Tate]

Spider-Man 3.

[swizzle]

the two killers kidnap EC's character because she looks like their mother, who made the two brothers fuck her when they were kids
how the hell did the creators sell that to the studio company?

[stop snitchin]

Spider-Man 3.

Hahaha, I knew that was coming. Can't say I disagree with you though, but then again Norbit, Epic Movie.... there have been some awful, awful films out there.

[Gumbyjag]

I agree with Norbit and Ghost Rider.

[Smash Adams]

You wouldn't believe how many people come up to me at work to ask me when it's coming to DVD.

it was the number one movie for like 3 weeks

[unwritten]

the two killers kidnap EC's character because she looks like their mother, who made the two brothers fuck her when they were kids

lol wow.

Spider-Man 3.

I'd have to answer the threads topic with a movie I initially cared for prior to release. And that is my pick.

[.jm]

Babel.

[Cheshire_Buddha]

Babel.

There are worse movies out there then Babel.

[Keatsey]

I tend to stay away from movies that I *know* are gonna be terrible. Hence, I didn't go anywhere near crap like Epic Movie, Norbit, or Wild Hogs.

Spider-Man 3 has to be one of the worst movies of all time in regards to its budget (they couldn't have hired a decent screenwriter??), but there was no way it was worse than Ghost Rider. That movie was unconscionably bad. Shame on everyone involved.

Oh, and Babel? The movie that won an Oscar (and was nominated for six others)? That came out last year.

[drudo182]

Babel.

Seriously? That movie was sweet.

So far, for me, its Rise of the Silver Surfer.

[matt_rawlings]

Spider-Man 3.

Somebody phone Marvel, because they just got ass fucked...when the butler revealed that he knew that spiderman was good the whole time may well be one of the worst pieces of plot exposition ever

[matt_rawlings]

how the hell did the creators sell that to the studio company?

From studying the art of film for two years at university now, I am well aware of how shit the industry is. Seriously, any film with a name and a face behind it will be made, even if it is completely awful

[matt_rawlings]

Babel.

If this was a thread about one of the best films of the year, I would agree, but as it stands, 100% disagree

[hailthewarrior]

Epic Movie and Norbit probably tie...

[sarah.exkore]

I thought Epic Movie was out last year?

Hmm, I haven't seen many '07 movies, but Disturbia struck me as stupid. Half assed I thought, could have been so much better.

[Joe DeAndrea]

I haven't seen many movies this year but the worst was either Because I Said So or The Hills Have Eyes 2.

[matt_rawlings]

The Hills Have Eyes 2.


Fuck that is one of the worst films I have seen so far...and I liked the original remake from last year.

[CrashingHearts]

Ghost Rider
That movie was so fucking LOUD in the movie theater. Like, loud enough that I ended up with a headache.
But I fell asleep during it anyways. And I never fall asleep during movies.

[gilatron5000]

The Invisible.

BLEH

[Joe DeAndrea]

Fuck that is one of the worst films I have seen so far...and I liked the original remake from last year.

Yeah, I really liked the remake for the first one and had high hopes for the second. It was just terrible though.

Even though this thread is for bad movies, I'm just going to say I saw Knocked Up last night and that movie was absolutely hilarious.

[myantiyou]

Epic Movie, FTW.

+241241212351643621

[MADSTA]

Somebody phone Marvel, because they just got ass fucked...when the butler revealed that he knew that spiderman was good the whole time may well be one of the worst pieces of plot exposition ever
I was trying to explain that to my friends but they wouldn't listen. Then they went on to say that emo Peter was the best part of the movie. When I disagreed they told me I was being an elitist and trying to be different.
:explode:

[matt_rawlings]

Yeah, I really liked the remake for the first one and had high hopes for the second. It was just terrible though.

Even though this thread is for bad movies, I'm just going to say I saw Knocked Up last night and that movie was absolutely hilarious.

THHI2 was just a very lazy film with no talent, script or production values behind it.

And I cannot wait until Knocked Up comes out here

[James Johnson]

So far The Invisible but SP3 was pretty terrible. I wouldnt see norbit and avoided epic movie. I still need to se ghost rider and rise of the silver surfer. Even though I know they wont be good ill still see them.

[fantasma]

fantastic 4

I second that

[Joe DeAndrea]

THHI2 was just a very lazy film with no talent, script or production values behind it.

And I cannot wait until Knocked Up comes out here

There's an awesome quality bootleg of Knocked Up out on torrent sites if you're interested, unless you wanna wait for it to hit theaters.

[matt_rawlings]

There's an awesome quality bootleg of Knocked Up out on torrent sites if you're interested, unless you wanna wait for it to hit theaters.

I'll wait for it to hit cinemas, because i hear it is really good and I don't want to short change the film makers

[tambam]

Hmmm, I'm wondering why I've never heard of it.

[ForlrnPerplxity]

You would not believe the number of people who said they really liked movies like Norbit and Ghost Rider at Blockbuster. I want to slap them in the face. These are the same people who didn't like all around good movies like Children of Men.

Not like I've even seen Norbit or Ghost Rider, and I most likely never will.

[ForlrnPerplxity]

If this was a thread about one of the best films of the year, I would agree, but as it stands, 100% disagree
I definitely agree. I wasn't going into the movie with huge expectations because I heard it "was just another Crash". Babel blew me away. It was an all around great movie.

[trindaddy]

Epic Movie, FTW.

possibly the greatest avatar ever. she's easily my favorite actress. most people just know her from the shitty davinci code, and thats sad.

[trindaddy]

amd i actually liked fantastic four. i wont go on a limb and say it was great. it was just a fun, cheap thrill. i wont buy it on dvd by any means, but i dont think it was bad by any means.

[dretti]

I loved Babel....


absolutely hated The Hills Have Eyes 2.

[matt_rawlings]

amd i actually liked fantastic four. i wont go on a limb and say it was great. it was just a fun, cheap thrill. i wont buy it on dvd by any means, but i dont think it was bad by any means.

I agree with that

[matt_rawlings]

I definitely agree. I wasn't going into the movie with huge expectations because I heard it "was just another Crash". Babel blew me away. It was an all around great movie.


"Crash" is a really, really sub par film at best. It is as subtle as being skull fucked with its message


I loved Babel....


absolutely hated The Hills Have Eyes 2.



Agreedizled.

THHI2 was just complete shit. It ended almost exactly the same as the first one did

[Cheshire_Buddha]

You would not believe the number of people who said they really liked movies like Norbit and Ghost Rider at Blockbuster. I want to slap them in the face. These are the same people who didn't like all around good movies like Children of Men.

Not like I've even seen Norbit or Ghost Rider, and I most likely never will.

Norbit was just a simplistic and uncreative comedy film, but wasn't exactly that shitty. Ghost Rider, on the other hand, was worse than Hulk and only slightly better than Man-Thng.

And yeah, when you work at a videostore you begin to see how many people will buy in to shitty films. But for every person who rent Primevil, you get people who will rent Brick, Pan's Labyrinth, and Children of Men.

possibly the greatest avatar ever. she's easily my favorite actress. most people just know her from the shitty davinci code, and thats sad.

Haha, thanks. I love Audrey. She just has this unique quality to her that makes me instantly fall in love with her with every role she does.

[myantiyou]

amd i actually liked fantastic four. i wont go on a limb and say it was great. it was just a fun, cheap thrill. i wont buy it on dvd by any means, but i dont think it was bad by any means.

Agreed, Fan 4 was not nearly as bad as most people say it was. Besides the shitty dialogue, the action scenes were great to watch in a cinema.

[buysoap]

So far for me it is 'Captivity'. Just a terrible piece of shit film which was not only stupid, but had no method behind its madness whatsoever.

Until I read your spoiler about the ending, I kind of wanted to see this movie. I enjoy random torture movies. I might see it anyway, but the ending does sound quite horrible.

Hah yeah that looked terrible.
I'd have to vote for Ghost Rider. Nothing redeemable about that film.

You're wrong.

fantastic 4

You're also wrong.

Do you people forget that these are movies based on comic books? Granted, the level of maturity of comics have improved in the past years, but when they first came out they were cheesy. Sure, in interviews with the directors you'll see people say "I loved the complexity and depth of the character," but every character started with cheese. Loads of cheese. And these movies, ESPECIALLY FF2, kept that element. Granted, Ghost Rider wasn't a top notch film, and changing Blackheart to Ricky Fitz wasn't the smartest move ever, Ghost Rider is far from the worst film of the year, and FF2 was great as far as keeping true to the comics go.

Spider-Man 3.

Is this the only movie you've seen this year, Jason? Did this movie kill someone close to you? I've never seen anyone hate a single movie as much as I've seen you hate S-M3.

I haven't seen many movies this year but the worst was either Because I Said So or The Hills Have Eyes 2.

I liked THHE re-make for what it was, and went to see the sequel... my God.... what a disaster...

Ghost Rider
That movie was so fucking LOUD in the movie theater. Like, loud enough that I ended up with a headache.
But I fell asleep during it anyways. And I never fall asleep during movies.

Oh my God, a movie was loud :bluesad: :violin:

Poor baby.

[matt_rawlings]

Matt just burned every mother in this bitch

[buysoap]

Matt just burned every mother in this bitch
:boxing:

I bust out the ol' one two.

[nonamesleft]

Epic Movie, FTW.

truth

[buysoap]

For the record, my "Worst of 07" award would have to go to:

Are We Done Yet?
Because I Said So
Blood and Chocolate
Bratz
Code Name: The Cleaner
Daddy Day Camp
Dead Silence
Delta Farce
Epic Movie
Georgia Rule
Hills Have Eyes 2
Kickin' It Old Skool
Next
Norbit
The Number 23
Premonition



...I can keep going if you all like...

Though, I'm sure Jason will say they're all better than SM3 hahaha

[aolsux]

Surfs Up was pretty terrible

[ahumananomaly]

...Knocked Up...looks like a really dumb movie, sorry but yeah lol

[matt_rawlings]

Why have so many people here seen Epic Movie, seriously?

[buysoap]

Why have so many people here seen Epic Movie, seriously?
I am thinking the same thing. I might have to download it, see what the fuss is about. Apparently it was a smash success!

[bruce campbell]

...Knocked Up...looks like a really dumb movie, sorry but yeah lol

wtf? if by dumb movie you mean... one of the best comedies of all time, then ok.

i haven't seen many bad movies this year but i'd say the number 23 was the worst i've seen.

i'm really tired of all the spider-man 3 hate. sm3 > pirates 3 + fantastic four 2

[goldfishy12356]

...Knocked Up...looks like a really dumb movie, sorry but yeah lol

I thought it was pretty great.

[Jason Tate]

Until I read your spoiler about the ending, I kind of wanted to see this movie. I enjoy random torture movies. I might see it anyway, but the ending does sound quite horrible.



You're wrong.



You're also wrong.

Do you people forget that these are movies based on comic books? Granted, the level of maturity of comics have improved in the past years, but when they first came out they were cheesy. Sure, in interviews with the directors you'll see people say "I loved the complexity and depth of the character," but every character started with cheese. Loads of cheese. And these movies, ESPECIALLY FF2, kept that element. Granted, Ghost Rider wasn't a top notch film, and changing Blackheart to Ricky Fitz wasn't the smartest move ever, Ghost Rider is far from the worst film of the year, and FF2 was great as far as keeping true to the comics go.



Is this the only movie you've seen this year, Jason? Did this movie kill someone close to you? I've never seen anyone hate a single movie as much as I've seen you hate S-M3.



I liked THHE re-make for what it was, and went to see the sequel... my God.... what a disaster...



Oh my God, a movie was loud :bluesad: :violin:

Poor baby.
Nope, seen plenty of movies. And you just just pay attention to my posts ... cause movies get shit on a whole lot more. I just pop in and make my random comments about -- maybe the worst movie ever made -- when I have spare time.

[Shatter590]

Matt, i dont care about depth of character or cheese- i mean, I LOVE the Blade movies, and they are the campiest things Marvel has put out lately.

what i didnt like about F4 was pretty much everything...it was cringe worthy, and not for the bad dialogue, cheese or whatnot. It was just horribly executed.

[buysoap]

Nope, seen plenty of movies. And you just just pay attention to my posts ... cause movies get shit on a whole lot more. I just pop in and make my random comments about -- maybe the worst movie ever made -- when I have spare time.
See this:

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2003/gigli/p-gigli.jpg



And then tell me that Spider-Man 3 was the worst movie ever made.

[buysoap]

Matt, i dont care about depth of character or cheese- i mean, I LOVE the Blade movies, and they are the campiest things Marvel has put out lately.

what i didnt like about F4 was pretty much everything...it was cringe worthy, and not for the bad dialogue, cheese or whatnot. It was just horribly executed.
Campiest thing Marvel has done is actually Man Thing, but whatever.

And like I said - the movies were like the comics.

[bruce campbell]

Nope, seen plenty of movies. And you just just pay attention to my posts ... cause movies get shit on a whole lot more. I just pop in and make my random comments about -- maybe the worst movie ever made -- when I have spare time.

if you actually think spider-man 3 is one of the worst movies ever made, then that's just sad.

[Shatter590]

Campiest thing Marvel has done is actually Man Thing, but whatever.

And like I said - the movies were like the comics.

ive never read F4, so i have little to compare with.

i heard OF man thing, but never saw it. id expect it to be bad tho.

[.jm]

There are worse movies out there then Babel.

maybe, but due the expectations around the movie I got very disappointed after seeing it.

If this was a thread about one of the best films of the year, I would agree, but as it stands, 100% disagree

And why you think it was a great film?
Because of the chinese's pussy? ahah

[buysoap]

ive never read F4, so i have little to compare with.

i heard OF man thing, but never saw it. id expect it to be bad tho.
Well if you hated the movie, you'd hate the comics. But it's the fact that the movie kept to the comics that made them worthwhile, to me. They didn't try too hard to make it overly sophisticated. Hell, even the relaunch of F4 for the modern reader keeps that same level of cheesiness. It's my least favorite comic that I collect... but it's still good. And the movies are a good match to it.

Man Thing is horrible, hahaha.

[bruce campbell]

And why you think it was a great film?
Because of the chinese's pussy? ahah

now that's an intelligent response

[Shatter590]

Well if you hated the movie, you'd hate the comics. But it's the fact that the movie kept to the comics that made them worthwhile, to me. They didn't try too hard to make it overly sophisticated. Hell, even the relaunch of F4 for the modern reader keeps that same level of cheesiness. It's my least favorite comic that I collect... but it's still good. And the movies are a good match to it.

Man Thing is horrible, hahaha.

let me reitterate:

ive never read classic F4. I did read ultimate F4, and i did like it initially. but like all the ultimates, it devolved too quickly.

im a huge X-men fan. For me, those movies actually were awesome. except three, that one ticked me off.

[.jm]

now that's an intelligent response

for me that was the strongest point about Babel. ahah

[Jason Tate]

if you actually think spider-man 3 is one of the worst movies ever made, then that's just sad.
Or I simply have different tastes than you.

:jawdrop:

Novel concept isn't it?

[.jm]

I wouldnt say Spider Man 3 is the worst movie ever but it sure is bad.

[Anderson]

See this:

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2003/gigli/p-gigli.jpg



And then tell me that Spider-Man 3 was the worst movie ever made.

That's showing on the tv right now. I thought I'd best give it a miss.

[Cheshire_Buddha]

See this:

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2003/gigli/p-gigli.jpg



And then tell me that Spider-Man 3 was the worst movie ever made.

But Manos: Hand of Fate was the worst movie ever made. I can cut Gigli some slack due to the fact Christopher Walken was in it. Anything with Walken gets at least a four on my scale.

[matt_rawlings]

There is one thing that is true for 95% of Ben Affleck movies, and that is that Ben Affleck will be awful in it

[buysoap]

But Manos: Hand of Fate was the worst movie ever made. I can cut Gigli some slack due to the fact Christopher Walken was in it. Anything with Walken gets at least a four on my scale.
Manos is only the worst movie if you take everything MST3K says as canon to life. I thought Manos was funny. I didn't think Gigli was funny.

I mean.. Ben is a rough rapscalion, Jen is a lesbian, and together they have to protect and watch some guys retarded son.

Compared to that, Manos deserves an Oscar.

[buysoap]

There is one thing that is true for 95% of Ben Affleck movies, and that is that Ben Affleck will be awful in it
But Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo!

[matt_rawlings]

But Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo!

True. True.

That movie fucking owned.

Also, he was alright in 'Good Will Hunting', but every other thing he is in, he is terrible in. I love 'Chasing Amy', but he is cringe worthy for alot of it

[buysoap]

True. True.

That movie fucking owned.

Also, he was alright in 'Good Will Hunting', but every other thing he is in, he is terrible in. I love 'Chasing Amy', but he is cringe worthy for alot of it
Daredevil!

Hahaha

[matt_rawlings]

Daredevil!

Hahaha

Son of a bitch!

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

Affleck was decent in Mallrats.


But the worst movie I've seen this year, probably The Invisible. I went into it angry because Spidey 3 (which doesn't deserve the hate it's getting, take out the Emo Parker bullshit and it would probably be the best of the series) was sold out and that was the only other thing I thought would be good. Boy was I wrong.

[bruce campbell]

Affleck was decent in Mallrats.


But the worst movie I've seen this year, probably The Invisible. I went into it angry because Spidey 3 (which doesn't deserve the hate it's getting, take out the Emo Parker bullshit and it would probably be the best of the series) was sold out and that was the only other thing I thought would be good. Boy was I wrong.

the peter parker dance scenes were the pinnacle of the series, i don't care what anyone says

and affleck is good in all kevin smith movies

[SLADE775]

Ghost Rider.

[Jason Tate]

Affleck was decent in Mallrats.


But the worst movie I've seen this year, probably The Invisible. I went into it angry because Spidey 3 (which doesn't deserve the hate it's getting, take out the Emo Parker bullshit and it would probably be the best of the series) was sold out and that was the only other thing I thought would be good. Boy was I wrong.
It deserves the hate - and more.

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

It deserves the hate - and more.



I agree that the middle part of the movie deserves it, but the rest is good.

[senatorlamb]

If Spider-Man 3 was the worst movie of 2007, then we need to find a new term to classify the likes of Norbit, Codename: The Cleaner, Epic Movie etc...

[Jason Tate]

If Spider-Man 3 was the worst movie of 2007, then we need to find a new term to classify the likes of Norbit, Codename: The Cleaner, Epic Movie etc...
We should just start calling them "Norbits."

[Jason Tate]

I agree that the middle part of the movie deserves it, but the rest is good.
I cannot agree.

[Mark Hoppusb182]

2007, the movie

[Hamlet]

In terms of disappointment from the hype and the previous track record, Spider-Man 3.

In terms of flat out worst film, Epic Movie.