A 5 Year Old Can Write Better Lyrics [Archive]

OctoberNights

08/29/03, 12:31 AM

"well they got mansions i think we should rob them"

"girls dont like boys girls like cars and money, boys will laugh at girls when theyre not funny"

Seriously...what is that?

lollirot

08/29/03, 12:37 AM

That's deep, man.

iglooXcore

08/29/03, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by lollirot
That's deep, man.

neverselected

08/29/03, 01:58 AM

another poor attempt of newbie trying to be cool and fit in

RUFiOOOOOOO

08/29/03, 02:04 AM

HEY WHO WROTE THOSE!?

theused_FSF

08/29/03, 03:38 AM

did i do some time traveling or are you pathetic bastards discussing GC again

vakkert_regn

08/29/03, 05:04 AM

Originally posted by neverselected
another poor attempt of newbie trying to be cool and fit in ditto

Highway Donkey

08/29/03, 05:53 AM

Originally posted by neverselected
another poor attempt of newbie trying to be cool and fit in

Exactly.

PSYCHOkinetic

08/29/03, 06:34 AM

okay i go away for the summer and i come back and its the exact same thing...knockin on pop punk bands. really, people, find sumthin more interesting to talk about.

Suprhatch614

08/29/03, 06:48 AM

we could talk about....i've got it...who likes Park...i just heard these guys like 2 months ago, and I think they are awesome...but that's just me....hey if the moon were made out of cheese...would you eat it?

chickmagnet2385

08/29/03, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by neverselected
another poor attempt of newbie trying to be cool and fit in
And that's exactly what you're doing too.

PSYCHOkinetic

08/29/03, 07:14 AM

Originally posted by Suprhatch614
we could talk about....i've got it...who likes Park...i just heard these guys like 2 months ago, and I think they are awesome...but that's just me....hey if the moon were made out of cheese...would you eat it?

hehe, if the moon were made out of cheese, dude i would eat the entire thing.

Suprhatch614

08/29/03, 07:16 AM

^ You are a good man, i think I'd melt it and eat nachos until i could eat no more...oh yeah...nachos...mmmmmmm

drivthru182

08/29/03, 07:18 AM

if a chicken, had lips, could it whistle?

PSYCHOkinetic

08/29/03, 07:20 AM

i dunno about that one...i have lips and i can't whistle

chickmagnet2385

08/29/03, 07:21 AM

Originally posted by Suprhatch614
^ You are a good man, i think I'd melt it and eat nachos until i could eat no more...oh yeah...nachos...mmmmmmm
she is a girl

chickmagnet2385

08/29/03, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by PSYCHOkinetic
i dunno about that one...i have lips and i can't whistle
ditto

PSYCHOkinetic

08/29/03, 07:22 AM

dude you remember that?

MaybeOneDay

08/29/03, 07:23 AM

for the 9476th time....i like good charlotte

PSYCHOkinetic

08/29/03, 07:24 AM

really?

drivthru182

08/29/03, 07:25 AM

i did, but they r milking this damn cd for singles. when the next one comes out, maybe ill get back into them. there r 2 good songs on this cd, and only one of thme is a single, young and hopeless, and moving on.

chickmagnet2385

08/29/03, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by PSYCHOkinetic
dude you remember that?
remember what? that you're a girl? yup yup.

PSYCHOkinetic

08/29/03, 07:26 AM

i used to like gc, until they sold out. now they kind of make me sick.

PSYCHOkinetic

08/29/03, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by chickmagnet2385
remember what? that you're a girl? yup yup.

i feel so wubbed!

drivthru182

08/29/03, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by PSYCHOkinetic
i used to like gc, until they sold out. now they kind of make me sick.

its not so mcuh them selling out, its just the young and the hopeless cd sucks an abundance of cock

PSYCHOkinetic

08/29/03, 07:29 AM

nice...

Suprhatch614

08/29/03, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by chickmagnet2385
she is a girl

Shit my bad...apologies

Absolute Mest

08/29/03, 08:08 AM

Does anyone add anything extra to mac & cheese other than cheese?

MaybeOneDay

08/29/03, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by PSYCHOkinetic
really?

yes

Suprhatch614

08/29/03, 08:09 AM

pepper and bacon...sometimes diced ham subsitutes the bacon

NoUse

08/29/03, 08:25 AM

So wait...all you "veterans" can make fun of good charlotte all you want, but when a "newbie" does it he's just trying to fit in? Get over yourselves. I think the dude's right...those lyrics suck.

But on a side note, I'm really looking forward to GC's next album...they said they're trying to make it harder and edgier..more like the music that got them in to punk to begin with.

angie710

08/29/03, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by Suprhatch614
we could talk about....i've got it...who likes Park...i just heard these guys like 2 months ago, and I think they are awesome...but that's just me....hey if the moon were made out of cheese...would you eat it?

What kind of cheese? Only if it was American or Velveeta...Oh, or Polly-O string cheese... Steve made me think of that last night...

Absolute Mest

08/29/03, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by NoUse
So wait...all you "veterans" can make fun of good charlotte all you want, but when a "newbie" does it he's just trying to fit in? Get over yourselves. I think the dude's right...those lyrics suck.

But on a side note, I'm really looking forward to GC's next album...they said they're trying to make it harder and edgier..more like the music that got them in to punk to begin with.

I'm not a veteran, i'm just as much of a newb as the fucker that started this thread. I'm just not dumb enough to make threads about how much a GC's lyrics suck. It has been done before so why bring it up again and start this whole GC is this blah blah blah bullshit.

Anyway... mac and cheese with ketchup is good. :)

angie710

08/29/03, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by Absolute Mest
Anyway... mac and cheese with ketchup is good. :)

:eek: I used to eat that when I was little....

Easy Mac is the bomb diggity...

steveo

08/29/03, 09:01 AM

"girls dont like boys girls like cars and money, boys will laugh at girls when theyre not funny"

personally i like this line.. i mean yeah .. it's cheesy .. but it's true for a lot of situations. and yes not ALL girls are superficial .. but on a certain level EVERYONE is .. and in my experience i've seen this a lot so yay for good charlotte (and now for saying that i'll have lots of 12 year old girls who want to bone me .. score :eek: )

angie710

08/29/03, 09:07 AM

Ha Ha... "score" Too funny....

ShoeSh1ne

08/29/03, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by NoUse
So wait...all you "veterans" can make fun of good charlotte all you want, but when a "newbie" does it he's just trying to fit in? Get over yourselves. I think the dude's right...those lyrics suck.

Its not that hes a newbie, its that nobody cares anymore. You should like what you like and not care what anyone says. Those are some not so complex lyrics, but there's much worse out there, take rap for example - Need I say more? Also I find it hard to believe a 5-year old could write better lyrics :o

Absolute Mest

08/29/03, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by ShoeSh1ne
Its not that hes a newbie, its that nobody cares anymore. You should like what you like and not care what anyone says. Those are some not so complex lyrics, but there's much worse out there, take rap for example - Need I say more? Also I find it hard to believe a 5-year old could write better lyrics :o

what's a 5 year old going to write about anyway?

i don't like girls, i want easy mac and toys.

drivthru182

08/29/03, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by ShoeSh1ne
Also I find it hard to believe a 5-year old could write better lyrics :o

i beg to differ, i was a counsler for 5 year olds this summer, and one of my campers went up to me, after we told him his hair will turn blue, and said:
Abra Kadabra
Zippidy Doo
Look at my hair
It's turning blue

thats an amazing job for a 5 year old

angie710

08/29/03, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by Absolute Mest
i don't like girls, i want easy mac and toys.

You fucking RAWK...lol!

Absolute Mest

08/29/03, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by angie710
You fucking RAWK...lol!

not as much the great Andrea:approve:

Suprhatch614

08/29/03, 10:08 AM

Actually it would be impossible for a 5 year old to write better lyrics...cuz in the words of buddy from senses fail...actually to paraphrase, a 5 year old tried to stop him from robbing a country club, and he shot him in the head, and now he's dead...so that poor bastard isn't writing shit!

steveo

08/29/03, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by Suprhatch614
Actually it would be impossible for a 5 year old to write better lyrics...cuz in the words of buddy from senses fail...actually to paraphrase, a 5 year old tried to stop him from robbing a country club, and he shot him in the head, and now he's dead...so that poor bastard isn't writing shit!

i was wondering when the sf reference was hopping in ..

Suprhatch614

08/29/03, 10:19 AM

just call me peter motherfucking cottontail...or not...you know whatever floats your boat

steveo

08/29/03, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by Suprhatch614
just call me peter motherfucking cottontail...or not...you know whatever floats your boat

and call me peter motherfucking north!