The Dugout: AP Style

[Broken Parachute]

Dugout 1: The Explanation to Kaufman's Disappearance

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5665/dugoutlolcopyni0.jpg

[Split2nd]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

this is the greatest...

[Zeran]

hahaahaha

[thejetstolehome]

lolololol.

[leftstranded]

hahahahaha


the benoit pic made that even greater

[Spicoli hey bud]

hahahahaha

[Scott Weber]

hahahahahahahahahaha, can we please make this a regular column?

[Broken Parachute]

Oh, I plan to do so. Every time I feel like it, I'll make a new one.

[selftitled85]

haha thats really funny

[Flags of Dawn]

bahahaha

[teddy]

hahaha that was nice.

Keep making these.

[Broken Parachute]

Dugout 2: The Return of Mikeford

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5684/dugoutlol2copyic4.jpg

[xbrokendownx]

HAHAHAHA omg this is amazing

i am honored to be in one

[we are cured]

hahahahaha

[thejetstolehome]

hahaha brilliant.

[Broken Parachute]

I'll try and get everyone in there hahaha all the regulars.

[DaveFeelsRight]

gold jerry, gold.

[selftitled85]

i wanna be in one!

[Drew Beringer]

hahahahaha, I liked the nickname Jaime gave me though.

[crit]

ahahahahah

[Broken Parachute]

hahahahaha, I liked the nickname Jaime gave me though.What was it? I'll use that one instead.

[Drew Beringer]

What was it? I'll use that one instead.
DrewCrew

[xbrokendownx]

make one about Cabo

[Broken Parachute]

DrewCrewhahaha I was going to use that originally.

make one about Cabohaha oh man how could I forget?

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

brilliant.

[bjam12]

Hilarious.

[Broken Parachute]

Dugout 3: E-Dating is Tough

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/396/dugoutlol3copysj6.jpg

[xbrokendownx]

HAHA that is awesome

i love JJ's screen name

[kshtoinks12]

I absolutely must be in one. I definitely post in this forum enough for a cameo.

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

if he does one about dumb yankee fans, you will be the star with houstoncalling

[xbrokendownx]

hahaha no Mula should be the #1 star

[crit]

hahahaha oh man these are so good

[DaveFeelsRight]

hhaha vajjwho? this is awesome.

[xbrokendownx]

a NY vs Boston one is an idea too

[Broken Parachute]

This is one of the finer things I have done for these forums.

I have so many ideas. Boston fans at a game, Floyd meets A-Rod, CABO, Smithers and Jaime's wedding, Kaufman and Mr. Met/Matt Regan.

[xbrokendownx]

oh shit im meeting ARod? niceeee

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

you better not blow it like you did with that chick you homo!

[Broken Parachute]

I love your screen name. It just fits too perfectly not to be used multiple times. I'd have to get jetstoleMatt in on that one too.

I still need to get LeftWide in there somewhere.

[DaveFeelsRight]

i wanna meet juan uribe.

[kshtoinks12]

This is one of the finer things I have done for these forums.

I have so many ideas. Boston fans at a game, Floyd meets A-Rod, CABO, Smithers and Jaime's wedding, Kaufman and Mr. Met/Matt Regan.
As long as I'm involved I'm happy.

[Broken Parachute]

I think if Jaun Uribe stepped outside of his realm of ultimate baseball skill and focused on meeting a fan, the world might implode.

[xbrokendownx]

you better not blow it like you did with that chick you homo!







:nono:

[DaveFeelsRight]

I think if Jaun Uribe stepped outside of his realm of ultimate baseball skill and focused on meeting a fan, the world might implode.or kill me :(

[xbrokendownx]

ryan's name has to include Cabo somehow

[Broken Parachute]

Homosexual_Rod: hey thurr how choo doin thurr floyd?

[Broken Parachute]

ryan's name has to include Cabo somehowIAmNotACrook was the best I could come up with.

[xbrokendownx]

no its gotta be in all caps like they do for whatever reason

[xbrokendownx]

IAmNotACrook was the best I could come up with.




i was thinking like:

ANGELScaboAREcabo#1caboBABY!

[xbrokendownx]

hahahaha i just got a good one:

Kelvim_EsCABOr

go angels!

[HoustonCalling]

lol gold

[Spicoli hey bud]

Dugout 3: E-Dating is Tough

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/396/dugoutlol3copysj6.jpg
words cannot express the hilarity of the end of this one.

[thejetstolehome]

I love your screen name. It just fits too perfectly not to be used multiple times. I'd have to get jetstoleMatt in on that one too.

I still need to get LeftWide in there somewhere.

:thumbup:

if i could do this, i'd do one with myself meeting Benny the Jet in the same fashion as he mets Babe Ruth in that dream sequence.

a good one could be a "conversation" between the Boston fans and JD Drew/Julio Lugo.

[Spicoli hey bud]

i'm going away for a week.

there better be a bunch of these to read when i get back.

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

Are You Going To Cabo?!?

[Spicoli hey bud]

not quite, Aruba.

[Broken Parachute]

We need a good name for clearstuffMatt, he needs a good one.

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

LOLZ BUT WHAT ABOUT thE ONE TAtE GAVE Me ITS HILARIOUZz!!!!

[Broken Parachute]

You are the Yankees #1 fan!

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

omgz! i no

[DaveFeelsRight]

is tate ever gonna take that name down? haha for the one night he was in the MLB thread, he really made it count haha

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

well i mean its so hilarious and it really got me mad, so yeah!!

[1moreandimfree]

Haha that shit is funny

[HoustonCalling]

well i mean its so hilarious and it really got me mad, so yeah!! i always wanted to ask you why you had your username. you just never bothered to ask tate to fix it?

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

why didnt you just ask? what was preventing you?

[StandMyBrothers]

hahaha, you're a funny man to come up with this shit

[Drew Beringer]

I can't wait till I'm featured in one haha

[HoustonCalling]

why didnt you just ask? what was preventing you?
always forgot

[Broken Parachute]

hahaha, you're a funny man to come up with this shithahaha thanks

I can't wait till I'm featured in one hahahaha oh it will happen. My goal is to features one specific person at least once each.

[bigmike]

i wanna meet juan uribe.

I think if Jaun Uribe stepped outside of his realm of ultimate baseball skill and focused on meeting a fan, the world might implode.
...He clearly lobbed up an easy set up to a Juan Uribe shooting someone joke. And you call yourself funny.

[HoustonCalling]

how are you making these?

[kshtoinks12]

Haha, I just want a stupid name.

[kshtoinks12]

And see how I would type.

[Broken Parachute]

...He clearly lobbed up an easy set up to a Juan Uribe shooting someone joke. And you call yourself funny.I work best with Elijah Dukes rape jokes and Pacman Jones making it rain jokes. Sorry.

how are you making these?With my penis.

Haha, I just want a stupid name.

And see how I would type.GreenEggsnHam: OH SUP GUYS IS THE GAY ORGY HERE?

[livethesounds]

haha, this is amazing john.

good work

[ForlrnPerplxity]

hahahahaha

I want to be in one.

[teddy]

Definitely do something involved with the M's, that would make me extremely happy.

[rcrook]

Definitely do something involved with the M's, that would make me extremely happy.


Or do something on how the Angels have shit their pants the last 2 weeks. Call them the Brown Bombers

[teddy]

Or do something on how the Angels have shit their pants the last 2 weeks. Call them the Brown Bombers

Or about how much I hate the Angels? :shrug: haha.

[bigmike]

Or about how neither West divisions in Major League Baseball matter at all.

[teddy]

Or about how neither West divisions in Major League Baseball matter at all.

hahahaha.

[Split2nd]

Or about how neither West divisions in Major League Baseball matter at all.
Or how the the Central is the lamest in both leagues. :-p

East is where it's at!

[Brownpants06]

hahaha these are great.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

these are quality.

[The Matt Kaufman]

:appl:

[leftstranded]

this is the best thing to happen to the sports forum in a while. brilliant

[Broken Parachute]

:appl:WHAT IS THIS!?

YOU SURVIVED CHRIS BENOIT!?




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[leftstranded]

WHAT IS THIS!?

YOU SURVIVED CHRIS BENOIT!?




x
ahahaha

no one survives chris benoit, not even himself

[Smithers]

wow. this could be the best thread in the history of forums. amazing.

[The Matt Kaufman]

WHAT IS THIS!?

YOU SURVIVED CHRIS BENOIT!?




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Im immortal

[CarlMonday]

you spelled retarded wrong.

[looksthatkillbn]

yeah this is fucking hysterical

[jaimej]

LOL this is ridiculous. Oh and I love how you used terrible pictures of Dennis and I! M-(

[Scott Weber]

I don't even get what my screen name means, haha

[FondestMemory]

like a spider.

[Smithers]

LOL this is ridiculous. Oh and I love how you used terrible pictures of Dennis and I! M-(

what's wrong with my picture?

[jaimej]

what's wrong with my picture?
It doesn't even look like you!

[DaveFeelsRight]

I don't even get what my screen name means, hahacaught up in the web(er)

[rcrook]

I vote that you use Kelvim EsCABOr as my SN

[jaimej]

I vote that you use Kelvim EsCABOr as my SN
Why would he do that? You like the name?

[Broken Parachute]

LOL this is ridiculous. Oh and I love how you used terrible pictures of Dennis and I! M-(Muahahahahahahaa. I think I used the pic of you with the dude from Portugal the Man.

By the way, Dennis your name is a Simpsons reference (I would think you know that, but others might not) since Smithers is a homo and loves Mr. Burns.

I don't even get what my screen name means, hahaLike spiders into a web. :-0

I vote that you use Kelvim EsCABOr as my SNhahahahahaha nice

[xbrokendownx]

pitcher on the angels

he likes the angels

he loves Cabo

[Scott Weber]

Why would he do that? You like the name?
hahahahahahahaha

[Broken Parachute]

IAmNotACrook was the best I could come up with, so maybe I'll just use that.

LOL Cabo

[jaimej]

pitcher on the angels

he likes the angels

he loves Cabo
Wait, he likes the Angels??!! And what about Cabo? Did somebody go there?

[Scott Weber]

What's Cabo???

[Smithers]

Muahahahahahahaa. I think I used the pic of you with the dude from Portugal the Man.

By the way, Dennis your name is a Simpsons reference (I would think you know that, but others might not) since Smithers is a homo and loves Mr. Burns.

of course i know. it's the name of the episode that has the infamous boo-urns line.

[Split2nd]

Does Jason Tate go to shows and if he does do people yell shit at him?

[rcrook]

Hey Ali I got the funniest drunk dial from Liana on the 4th of July

[Split2nd]

Hey Ali I got the funniest drunk dial from Liana on the 4th of July
hahaha whatd she say?

[rcrook]

hahaha whatd she say?


She met one of my roommates next year who is a fellow 909er (Upland) at a party on 4th of July and she tried to tell me about it but just stumbled through the entire explanation.

[Split2nd]

She met one of my roommates next year who is a fellow 909er (Upland) at a party on 4th of July and she tried to tell me about it but just stumbled through the entire explanation.
hahaha. i love upland. have you ever been to their house? it's so sick haha

[rcrook]

hahaha. i love upland. have you ever been to their house? it's so sick haha


haha no but one of liana's roommates is loaded out of her ass and they are living in a 5 million dollar house on top of the hill across the street from LMU...i already told her that I get my own space on the floor to sleep

[xbrokendownx]

oh Orange County

[rcrook]

oh Orange County


i believe we are speaking about west los angeles brandon, please get the location of yuppy idiots correct

[xbrokendownx]

its all the same to me

[Split2nd]

haha no but one of liana's roommates is loaded out of her ass and they are living in a 5 million dollar house on top of the hill across the street from LMU...i already told her that I get my own space on the floor to sleep
hahaha that's so sick. i gotta get tina to take me there.

[aloneatlastnj]

these are pure gold. good job with these, john. hope to see myself in one at some point, haha.

[Split2nd]

These aren't that funny. :biggrin:

[xbrokendownx]

ha thats cuz you arent in one :-p

i think john should make a cali kids one with you and ryan

[Yankees' #1 Fan]

ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz

[rcrook]

ha thats cuz you arent in one :-p

i think john should make a cali kids one with you and ryan


brooooooooo that be such a gnarly one, i'd totally shred the gnar if that happened

[preppyak]

haha...these are excellent

[aloneatlastnj]

let's see a justin evans bitch fest one! haha oh god, coming up with a suitable name for him would be simply terrible.

as much as i liked having him around -- i'm glad he's gone. i'd take rcrook and crit over justin and M-Kauf anyday

[Vincewithouthee]

Those gave me a good laugh. Especially the Benoit one. Haha, man....

[dont you move]

lol scott gomez?
hahahahahaha

[Split2nd]

ha thats cuz you arent in one :-p

i think john should make a cali kids one with you and ryan
hahaha fuck off :-(

maybe an extreme 909 bro edition. cali kids go to glamis.

[emerypearl]

hahaha

[rcrook]

hahaha fuck off :-(

maybe an extreme 909 bro edition. cali kids go to glamis.

extreme upland, claremont, chino edition

[Split2nd]

extreme upland, claremont, chino edition
chino hills*

[rcrook]

chino hills*


my bad i know there is a big difference between chino and chino hills

[Split2nd]

my bad i know there is a big difference between chino and chino hills
haha they're both fucking lame. the 210 is where it's at.

[kbauer]

i like check out for a week and i miss this...

[bigmike]

let's see a justin evans bitch fest one! haha oh god, coming up with a suitable name for him would be simply terrible.

as much as i liked having him around -- i'm glad he's gone. i'd take rcrook and crit over justin and M-Kauf anyday
It'd be pretty hard to do one about Justin Evans. I don't think the use of a burning cross, the KKK Outfit, or making racist jokes, even in a mocking tone of his ignorance, would be allowed.

[StandMyBrothers]

Terrell Owens
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1101/1101_missing_letter.jpg

[xbrokendownx]

John, youre slackin with these man! if i knew had to do them/was creative enough, id try em myself haha

some ideas:

- dr. homosexual_rod (dr phil) gives floyd advice
- Kige Ramsey and Kaufman meet SteakGrowsOnDmitri
- going to Cabo/talking about going to Cabo

[dont you move]

and slammin hoodratz

[Broken Parachute]

hahaha I've been doing stuff lately. I promise one will be up tomorrow. Probably the Cabo one, I wanna get that done so it doesn't get outdated.

[rcrook]

hahaha I've been doing stuff lately. I promise one will be up tomorrow. Probably the Cabo one, I wanna get that done so it doesn't get outdated.

Oh god I can't wait.

[Split2nd]

Seriously though what happened to Kaufman?

[The Matt Kaufman]

Seriously though what happened to Kaufman?

busy working and enjoying summer.

[xbrokendownx]

he lives!

[CarlMonday]

hahahaha what happened to kaufman hahahaha

[Split2nd]

hahahaha what happened to kaufman hahahaha
what did i miss here... is he fake or what?

[CarlMonday]

no he has been busy running away from the sports forum because his feelings were hurt, and also slobbing on mattregans knob.

[dont you move]

oh hey

[leftstranded]

there needs to be a new one!

[Split2nd]

oh hey
Stop getting my hopes up seeing this thread.

[startBBtoday]

wow, how the hell did i miss this. this is the greatest thing ever and need to keep going. i'm so pumped i was in one.

[dont you move]

john's too busy posting in the harry potter thread to make us a new ap dugout :-(

[Broken Parachute]

Dugout 4: It's Back!

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9375/dugoutlol4qh5.jpg

[Drew Beringer]

hahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahah ahahah

[teddy]

hahhahaha that was great.

[bigmike]

Haha, i just looked through this thread. The one with Benoit was priceless.

[kshtoinks12]

Name droppage.

[anamericangod]

This is incredible.

[Scott Weber]

Dugout 4: It's Back!

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9375/dugoutlol4qh5.jpg
WINNER more please more. I love the new layout too.

[Killadelphia]

let's see a justin evans bitch fest one! haha oh god, coming up with a suitable name for him would be simply terrible.

as much as i liked having him around -- i'm glad he's gone. i'd take rcrook and crit over justin and M-Kauf anyday

Jerk.

[Drew Beringer]

Jerk.
hahahaha

[crit]

hahahah excellent work John.

[xbrokendownx]

oh sick burn

[Spicoli hey bud]

Here's Johnny. Keep them coming this time.

[Broken Parachute]

oh sick burnhttp://i4.tinypic.com/71z2177.gif

[xbrokendownx]

hahaha what in the hell is he doing

[Mike Kraft]

Hahaha, this thread is priceless.

[Broken Parachute]

hahaha what in the hell is he doingIt's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He's so sad.

[Drew Beringer]

It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He's so sad.
I would be too, he just lost to the fuckin Timberwolves.

[imirish06]

hahahh this is great

[aloneatlastnj]

hahahaha.

i love you justin.


no homo.

[mattregan]

fuck Matt Kaufman... Did you know his global mets blog posts are written by other people, because he can't form sentences with proper grammar?

[bigmike]

What? Matt Kaufman is not smart? I'M SHOCKED!

[CarlMonday]

yes we all knew he was a retard long long ago....an actual retard.

[Drew Beringer]

haha I never knew he was that hated here. haha

[CarlMonday]

he was just hated because he made no fucking sense...ever

[ForlrnPerplxity]

fuck Matt Kaufman... Did you know his global mets blog posts are written by other people, because he can't form sentences with proper grammer?
lol

[mattregan]

lol

I didn't fix it in time... boo to me.

[xbrokendownx]

not you again

[Scott Weber]

not you again
hahaha

[1moreandimfree]

Jerk.

Hahahahaha

[livethesounds]

haha i forgot about the good times in the mlb forum with mr. met aka mattregan.

[Scott Weber]

yessssssssssssssssss i hope I'm in this one.

[Broken Parachute]

Not this time Weebs. This one is a Yankees fan theme. I'm going to go in groups so that I can get everyone in one.

[Scott Weber]

oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.

[xbrokendownx]

oh jeez, im a yankees fan...

haha

[Scott Weber]

I think if there was a villanova player on the dolphins or yankees you would literally hunt him down and suck his dick.

[livethesounds]

hahaha

[Broken Parachute]

oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.No Dugout for you!

[xbrokendownx]

haha well no one cares about our football team...only players in the NFL we have are Brian Westbrook and Brian Finneran (and Raymond Ventrone on the Pats, but no one knows him)

and we suck at baseball...although Kevin Mulvey did go here and he was just included in the Johan deal

[teddy]

so you're not denying it?

[Scott Weber]

:-0

[rcrook]

so floyd youre telling us that:
http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/f/f5/adu.sized.jpg

[1moreandimfree]

:gay:

[Broken Parachute]

Dugout 5: Yankee Fans at a Game

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1964/dugoutlol5qm8.jpg

[rcrook]

Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[teddy]

the robinson cano part was gold.

[1moreandimfree]

Floyd hahahah

[iihungrieii]

what the hell ive never seen these before! haha ive been missing out

[Scott Weber]

haha Floyd is getting it bad these days.

[livethesounds]

hahaha, that was pretty good

[Mike Kraft]

Hahahahaha. Greatness.

[Scott Weber]

Hahahahaha. Greatness.
you are forever a female with that user name, I don't care what it says underneath, I will always associate you with a woman.

[Mike Kraft]

you are forever a female with that user name, I don't care what it says underneath, I will always associate you with a woman.

Hahaha, I know that's the way you like it ;-)

[Drew Beringer]

Dugout 5: Yankee Fans at a Game

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1964/dugoutlol5qm8.jpg
hahahahahahha

[kshtoinks12]

HAHAHA THAT WAS REAL GOOD I LAUGHED AND STUFF


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[kshtoinks12]

But where's LegoMyAwfulEggo?

[selftitled85]

yesssss just to be in it is an honor. and i love my bad threads. wooooooo

[xbrokendownx]

haha fuck you all

[TheDarkOne]

The Dugout is a super place to make out w/ other guys.

[xbrokendownx]

who the fuck are you?

[TheDarkOne]

who the fuck are you?

The Dark One. Duh.

[Broken Parachute]

haha Floyd is getting it bad these days.Haha, I'm gonna give Floyd a rest for an edition or too. He's taken the majority of the cheap shots so far.

yesssss just to be in it is an honor. and i love my bad threads. woooooooHahaha, I gave you that name based on you being voted worst thread maker in the forum awards. I had nothing else to call you.

haha fuck you allI do it out of love.

[xbrokendownx]

yea yea yea

[jaimej]

Hahahaha I love it.

[aloneatlastnj]

hahahahahahah how the hell did you get that picture of me john?

[Broken Parachute]

hahahahahahah how the hell did you get that picture of me john?We're Facebook friends, haha.

[aloneatlastnj]

We're Facebook friends, haha.

hahahaha yeah i know. didn't realize i had that picture on there! it used to be my AP profile pic, my god it's so old. lol

[Broken Parachute]

Haha, I saw it and I was like oh yeah I gotta use it. You look so sad.

[selftitled85]

Haha, I'm gonna give Floyd a rest for an edition or too. He's taken the majority of the cheap shots so far.

Hahaha, I gave you that name based on you being voted worst thread maker in the forum awards. I had nothing else to call you.

I do it out of love.

i never knew i had that honor bestowed on me. saweet! when was that??

and thanks for at least picking a sexy picture of me. shows my manly beard for all its worth.

[xbrokendownx]

the next one should have iamhollyood in it

[Spicoli hey bud]

next time joey enters the room can you ask him where I can find his Miami jersey?

[rcrook]

more john more

[gonz]

these are brilliant

John Gza Genius

[TakingBackDowd]

quality shit!

[rcrook]

bump

[anamericangod]

more of these are needed

[Scott Weber]

don't let this thread die!

[jaimej]

Should be a sticky. Just sayin'.

[Broken Parachute]

I feel like quality is going down since the incredible appearance of Chris Benoit, but I'll keep putting together ideas. New one will come soon.

[AshesAshes]

Hahaha, I loved the Chris Benoit one.

[Broken Parachute]

Coming Soon to The Dugout...

A Carlos-Parachute Production: Scott Weber's Wedding Reception

[CarlosLunes]

oh i love the tease

[Scott Weber]

haha oh god

[kshtoinks12]

Quickly pretend to invite me to your wedding so I get to be in it. You can uninvite me after.

[xbrokendownx]

where is it!?

[jaimej]

Oh my lord I cannot wait for this!

[CarlosLunes]

im waiting for this jerk to sign online

[Scott Weber]

Coming Soon to The Dugout...

A Carlos-Parachute Production: Scott Weber's Wedding Reception
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/Weebs/forum%20images/bump.gif

[Broken Parachute]

Bump for later.

[Scott Weber]

wedding reception! you promised!

[CarlosLunes]

fuck we have to remember all of the ideas now

[Broken Parachute]

Yeah, we never saved the conversation we had about it...so we forgot all the ideas, lol.

I have faith in Matt. He's resourceful.

[Drew Beringer]

I'm pumped!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a298/Drew51/spidey_dance.gif

[Broken Parachute]

There are two parts to Scott's wedding Dugout.

[Drew Beringer]

There are two parts to Scott's wedding Dugout.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a298/Drew51/mjpopcorn.gif

[Broken Parachute]

Dugout 6: Weebs' Wedding Reception (Part 1)

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/3694/bestdugoutever6gc2.jpg

[Drew Beringer]

hahahaha nice picture for me.

[Scott Weber]

well done!!!

[bigmike]

Had to wait till like 3/4ths through this one before i got a chuckle. Hopefully part 2 is much better.

[Scott Weber]

i agree, this was funny but I expected more, bring it next time~

[Broken Parachute]

I think the ending made it worthwhile, if anything else.

[CarlosLunes]

i drew a real creative blank thats my fault