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Dragonblink
09/17/03, 06:34 AM
Ok,I want you guys to masterbate,and lets see who can squirt the furthest.Whoever shoots their load the longest distance wins.I done it,and so far my furthest distance was 16 inches.YEAH!See who can beat that.
SingleDoubt
09/17/03, 06:36 AM
Originally posted by Dragonblink
Ok,I want you guys to masterbate,and lets see who can squirt the furthest.Whoever shoots their load the longest distance wins.I done it,and so far my furthest distance was 16 inches.YEAH!See who can beat that. i'm not touching that one with a 10-foot pole
Highway Donkey
09/17/03, 07:29 AM
Go kill yourself.
13th hour
09/17/03, 08:24 AM
Im dumber for having read that i thinkzzzzzz Hey dragon blink, instead of playing with your dick, go play with a gun. with the safety off.
The Nephilim2
09/17/03, 08:56 AM
I've hit a girl in the eye. Does that win?
angie710
09/17/03, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by The Nephilim2
I've hit a girl in the eye. Does that win?



:cool: <------------- I have all the safety precautions I need then, eh?
steveo
09/17/03, 09:02 AM
16 inches? christ. there's either somethign wrong with you .. or something wrong with me. but .. after watching many a peter north video .. i'll have to say it's you.
The Nephilim2
09/17/03, 09:04 AM
are we talking about from a standing position? because those who are taller would have an advantage, as the ejaculate would have more time until it hit the ground.

and if that's how your measuring, 16 inches isn't too far
Highway Donkey
09/17/03, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by The Nephilim2
are we talking about from a standing position? because those who are taller would have an advantage, as the ejaculate would have more time until it hit the ground.

and if that's how your measuring, 16 inches isn't too far

...and it also depends on the angle of departure.
steveo
09/17/03, 09:14 AM
i could shoot straight down and it would probably go farther than 16 inches .. lol
13th hour
09/17/03, 09:15 AM
I think it have to be while your laying down, and shooting straight up. thatd be the real measure of how good you are! on second thought, itd be really hard to measure, and it could come back down in your face...

Angie can I borrow those sunglasses?
steveo
09/17/03, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by 13th hour
I think it have to be while your laying down, and shooting straight up. thatd be the real measure of how good you are! on second thought, itd be really hard to measure, and it could come back down in your face...

Angie can I borrow those sunglasses?

hot.
angie710
09/17/03, 09:25 AM
~Sigh~ Men and their ejaculatory stories...

Oh, and as for my sunglasses, sure, but it'll cost ya.....;)
13th hour
09/17/03, 09:25 AM
Originally this post pissed me off, but as long as its up, we might as well have fun with it.
Alex Djaferis
09/17/03, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by 13th hour
Originally this post pissed me off, but as long as its up, we might as well have fun with it.

haha yeah the original post was pissing off as fuck...but it kinda got funny post after post.
omegaX
09/17/03, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by 13th hour
I think it have to be while your laying down, and shooting straight up. thatd be the real measure of how good you are! on second thought, itd be really hard to measure, and it could come back down in your face...

Angie can I borrow those sunglasses?

Gee, where's that sickening feeling coming from???

And if I may say, we have our first cool newbie. At least in my eyes. Congrads.
13th hour
09/17/03, 12:17 PM
me? or dragon blinky? if its me, thank you. If its not... Im sorry for being a loser. heh