Hey guys, what should/would you do in this situation?

[xvszero]

Remember, these are 2 separate questions which I'd assume for most guys actually have 2 separate answers.

This happened to me awhile back and I really wasn't sure what was acceptable/appropriate.

Scenerio: You show up at a friends house for a pool party and notice that one of your hot female friends is skinny dipping in the pool with said other friends. She comes over to talk to you, with her AMAZING breasts literally hanging there about two feet from your face.

A. You don't look at her breasts at all because that is disrespectful, and try to have a normal conversation with her.

B. You sort of throw some glances in at the breasts, but still try to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation.

C. You go back and forth from face to breasts somewhat equally and at least half hold a decent conversation.

D. You kind of sort of try to talk to her normally, but end up spending a majority of the time looking at her breasts.

E. You stare right at her breasts and if she has a problem with that, well damn, she can put a fucking shirt on!

In theory I'd say B is probably the appropriate answer (some might argue A, but let's be serious... if you're standing there with naked breasts in front of a dude he at least gets to take a few glances.)

In reality I'd probably be more C-Dish. If a girl is hanging out, I'm going to look, a lot. Is that bad?

[Shatter590]

Remember, these are 2 separate questions which I'd assume for most guys actually have 2 separate answers.

This happened to me awhile back and I really wasn't sure what was acceptable/appropriate.

Scenerio: You show up at a friends house for a pool party and notice that one of your hot female friends is skinny dipping in the pool with said other friends. She comes over to talk to you, with her AMAZING breasts literally hanging there about two feet from your face.

A. You don't look at her breasts at all because that is disrespectful, and try to have a normal conversation with her.

B. You sort of throw some glances in at the breasts, but still try to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation.

C. You go back and forth from face to breasts somewhat equally and at least half hold a decent conversation.

D. You kind of sort of try to talk to her normally, but end up spending a majority of the time looking at her breasts.

E. You stare right at her breasts and if she has a problem with that, well damn, she can put a fucking shirt on!

In theory I'd say B is probably the appropriate answer (some might argue A, but let's be serious... if you're standing there with naked breasts in front of a dude he at least gets to take a few glances.)

In reality I'd probably be more C-Dish. If a girl is hanging out, I'm going to look, a lot. Is that bad?

id comment on her being topless first, so if i stare I have an excuse. be humorous about it, girls love that.

example: God, those twins are nice *laugh at this point sincerely*. then if she catches you, say "I cant help myself, i AM a guy." that has worked for me in the past

[xvszero]

Well, see the thing is when I say "awhile back" it was actually probably about 5 or 6 years ago. Time is kind of weird nowadays.

Back then I was WAY too shy around girls to openly mention something like that.

Her friend was also topless (though not as hot... but I still kept looking) and at one point said something to me like "what's the matter, never seen them before?" and I didn't really say anything back but come on, just because I'd seen breasts before doesn't mean I'm not going to stare at them!

Nowadays I'd probably walk up and be like "Hey, what's going on? Nice tits by the way." I'm pretty blunt about certain things.

[musicunderfire]

I say you work with B and depending on how she reacts, move towards C, D, E... however far she's letting you go.

[Steeeeve]

id comment on her being topless first, so if i stare I have an excuse. be humorous about it, girls love that.

example: God, those twins are nice *laugh at this point sincerely*. then if she catches you, say "I cant help myself, i AM a guy." that has worked for me in the past

this is totally what i woulda done in this situation.

[xvszero]

I say you work with B and depending on how she reacts, move towards C, D, E... however far she's letting you go.

I'd totally agree if it was just like... a hot bathing suit.

But if she gets topless, shit man... I have the right to look all I want! Those are naked boobies in front of me!

[AnF1500]

I would have aknowledged the fact that she was topless....if not that would seem kind of odd to me.
And if her tits are in the open, she obviously doesn't mind people looking at them, so I'd stare all I wanted.

[xvszero]

And if her tits are in the open, she obviously doesn't mind people looking at them

You would think so, but I've talked to some VERY naive girls over the years who think skinny dipping is just sort of this vaguely fun thing you do with friends to feel free or whatever but of course their friends aren't going to be checking out their tits because their friends are these wonderful guys who view them like sisters...

Yeah, retarded I know, but some girls are that naive.

[musicunderfire]

I'd totally agree if it was just like... a hot bathing suit.

But if she gets topless, shit man... I have the right to look all I want! Those are naked boobies in front of me!
When leaving, you should have said, "So, same time tomorrow?"

I'm not good at these things... I would look and then keep looking since I don't have any experience being around girls who skinny dip, then just get out of the pool and start talking to me. I'm just wondering how you were able to put yourself in this situation. Did they call for you to come over? If so, then you have every right to go with E.

[xvszero]

She didn't get out of the pool to talk, I was just standing by the pool. But she did come over to the edge of the pool to talk.

Damn, if she got out I'd probably have orgasmed myself. I love boobs and all but seeing pussy too?

[Siren Silently]

To have utmost respect for the girl the correct answer is A. But who the fuck wants that, I would probably attempt a B but end up around D anyway. It's titties for fuck's sake.

[ascitiesburn101]

She didn't get out of the pool to talk, I was just standing by the pool. But she did come over to the edge of the pool to talk.

Damn, if she got out I'd probably have orgasmed myself. I love boobs and all but seeing pussy too?
Are you sure you're 28 years old..?

Regardless, B or C. I would compliment her on her body as well.

[xerovision1]

D.

[marrost]

Uhh..

F. You jump back in the pool with her.

[HavaBanana]

If you drop your pants and she takes a glance....does that make things even?

[boykosaurus]

id comment on her being topless first, so if i stare I have an excuse. be humorous about it, girls love that.

example: God, those twins are nice *laugh at this point sincerely*. then if she catches you, say "I cant help myself, i AM a guy." that has worked for me in the past

ha! word

or I would go half-mast if they were amazing...and I would have to run away in embarrassment.

[Gumbyjag]

i'm more of a B or C kind of guy. if the chick is my friend and i haven't seen them before, damn straight i am looking but i'd probably joke around about it. can't be awkward in those situations.

[PameLici0uss]

It's so funny to hear/read guys talking about breasts lol

I'm a chick (and straight, I don't feel the need to look at other girls boobs) but I'd say i's okay to look. She should've worn a top if she didn't like it...

[Chancetobe]

Wow... guys really love boobs. haha.

[xvszero]

Are you sure you're 28 years old..?

Regardless, B or C. I would compliment her on her body as well.

I told you, this was years ago. I was um... 21ish I think?

And since I wasn't a male slut I hadn't exactly seen much live pussy back then. In fact I think she was only the third girl I had seen fully nude? I forget.

Heck, I still haven't seen much live pussy.

[ascitiesburn101]

I told you, this was years ago. I was um... 21ish I think?

And since I wasn't a male slut I hadn't exactly seen much live pussy back then. In fact I think she was only the third girl I had seen fully nude? I forget.

Heck, I still haven't seen much live pussy.
understandable.

[Sin Built]

wheres the option for F?

F-take her around the poolhouse and fuck her.

thats what i would do.

[mht]

I wish I was at events around here that had girls tits flopping around. Must be nice.

[Bingham88]

id comment on her being topless first, so if i stare I have an excuse. be humorous about it, girls love that.

i completely agree.

i would first (like he /\ said) comment on the fact that shes naked and be humorous about it.

then i would try to pull off A but it would most likely turn into B

[xvszero]

understandable.

Also I forgot to mention in all of this that this girl was seriously my first HUGE crush. Yeah I had high school crushes and all that, but this is the first girl that I was like damn, I really want to date this girl.

So obviously seeing her butt naked right in front of me leaves a bit more impression than some random girl. I think the only girls I'd seen naked before this were strippers or whatever, and I never went out of my way to see strippers, they just showed up at parties I was at and I never found them that attractive anyway.

In fact I masturbated seriously about... well, too much information. A lot, that night.

[xvszero]

I wish I was at events around here that had girls tits flopping around. Must be nice.

Eh, this is the only time in my life I'd actually seen skinny dipping. Some people I know seem to run into this kind of thing every other week. Either my friends were tame, or I was never around when all the fun stuff went down.

[Mіскэуу-*]

Well if that was me, i probably would've stared at them. i dont know..when people come up to you naked, its kinda hard not to look.