Move over Ron Jeremy...

[SonnyPunk]

Some guy seriously asked me if I wanted to be in a porno...He said Id be perfect in a movie he's directing as a teenage boy who gets seduced by his tutor or something.
At first I was like yay I get to fuck Sabrina Samson but then I came to the reality of it all and assumed it'd be with some nasty toothless bitch in the back of a chevy somewhere so I told the guy no way.

[The Nephilim2]

before you say yes you should see who you would be fucking

[SonnyPunk]

I said no...because this guy is a friend of a really weird creepy guy at work...and I know he isnt a famous porn director so its probably a really nasty no name ho...i got a weird vibe off the whole thing so theres no way Id do it...he asked me because the guy I work with has heard me say "I love porn!" so many times. So I guess he told him that or something.

[fezwik80]

if i were you sonny i would quit that job and quit it now things would be too wierd for me