The Official I'm a huge fucking pussy thread. Because self pity is awesome

[Siren Silently]

So today was the first day of school, I'm not going to bother going through my classes and all that other crap that's associated with it. Anyway a little backstory, theres this one girl who I've been crushing on for the better part of the year (through the second semester of freshman year, through summer to now, which is a very long time in teenage years). I've had a previous class with her, in which I had to muster all of my young manhood and ask her to do a project with me. And when I did, I suddenly got soo shy and I hardly said anything to her the entire time; afterwards all I could think was 'FUCK, GROW SOME BALLS, YOU FUCKING RUINED IT'. Don't know if I was intimidated more by the fact that I liked her, the fact she was white, or the fact she was a cheerleader (not that shes out of my league or anything, but it's kinda scary anyway).

Fastforward to today, between the transition periods of 5-6 I was walking to the other end of campus and I see her walking in my direction, alone. This would be a perfect time for me to enlarge my testicles, walk over and say 'hi, whats up' or something to that nature to her. But noooo, the pussy side of me got socially shy and I instantly turned away and changed courses as soon as she made eye contact with me (at about a distance of 40 feet).

So I watched her walk away towards her last class (pep squad, not that I'm a stalker but all cheerleaders have that class 6th period anyway). I just seriously stopped and stared. She was wearing her uniform that may of appeared to be too small, because everytime she took a step her ass literally fell out of her skirt a little bit. I was entranced. I just stood there and watched her walk away, wishing I was there walking with her, then the bell rang, I was fucking late to class on the first day. I spent far too much time gawking at a girl that I was too big of a pussy to even talk to, and now my math teacher hates me.

Fuck I need a livejournal.

[Smash Adams]

pics of her in her outfit or she doesn't exist

[identitycrisis2]

pee in her butt

[thatwasamoment]

Casey? Is that you?

[ascitiesburn101]

haha. I bathe in self pity. :-(

[Storm of Swords]

pee in her butt

ok

[myownillness]

pee in her butt

lol

[nonamesleft]

Summarize that, I'm too lazy to read it.
But I am willing to help, honest!

[Siren Silently]

pics of her in her outfit or she doesn't exist

Asscheeks look alike. Pictures not neccesary.

pee in her butt

Thats a first.

Casey? Is that you?

I'm taking over now that Casey is old enough to be given the opportunity to stick his penis into uncharted territory.
haha. I bathe in self pity. :-(

It's pretty cool really.

Summarize that, I'm too lazy to read it.
But I am willing to help, honest!

Teenage guy likes girl but is too wussed out to talk to her even if theres though he realizes there is nothing exhilarating or fascinating about her.

[updownleftright]

so what's your plan of action.

you gonna go for it or what.

[identitycrisis2]

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
Step 2: Put your junk in that box
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit

[Thug_Nasty]

i feel you man. im the same way when it comes to shit like this

[concernedparent]

you're really taking pointers from my writing style, haha. It's flattering. What's really key though to making a livejournal type story interesting, imo, is writing in the present tense.

[concernedparent]

you're really taking pointers from my writing style, haha. It's flattering. What's really key though to making a livejournal type story interesting, imo, is writing in the present tense.
Now had you not been a pussy and made some sort of move, your story could have been as interesting as mine;-)

I'm messing with ya mate.

[Shatter590]

dude, im 11 years older than you, and i have the same reaction each and every time i see a girl i dont know (and most of the time with ones i DO know as well)

[concernedparent]

you're really taking pointers from my writing style, haha. It's flattering. What's really key though to making a livejournal type story interesting, imo, is writing in the present tense.
For example, here's how you wrote this paragraph:


So I watched her walk away towards her last class (pep squad, not that I'm a stalker but all cheerleaders have that class 6th period anyway). I just seriously stopped and stared. She was wearing her uniform that may of appeared to be too small, because everytime she took a step her ass literally fell out of her skirt a little bit. I was entranced. I just stood there and watched her walk away, wishing I was there walking with her, then the bell rang, I was fucking late to class on the first day. I spent far too much time gawking at a girl that I was too big of a pussy to even talk to, and now my math teacher hates me.


Here's how I would have written it:

I watch her walk away (pep squad, not that I'm a stalker but all cheerleaders have that class 6th period anyway). I stop and stare. She's wearing her uniform that's a bit too small. Everytime she takes a step, her ass literally falls out of her skirt a bit. I'm entranced. I stand there and watch her walk away, wishing I was there walking with her, when the bell rings. On the first day, I'm fucking late to class. I spent far too much time gawking at a girl that I was too big of a pussy to even talk to, and now my math teacher hates me.


Read both and tell me which you find more involving.

[myownillness]

I feel your pain man. I constantly wish I had the balls to talk to girls.

[myantiyou]

So today was the first day of school, I'm not going to bother going through my classes and all that other crap that's associated with it. Anyway a little backstory, theres this one girl who I've been crushing on for the better part of the year (through the second semester of freshman year, through summer to now, which is a very long time in teenage years). I've had a previous class with her, in which I had to muster all of my young manhood and ask her to do a project with me. And when I did, I suddenly got soo shy and I hardly said anything to her the entire time; afterwards all I could think was 'FUCK, GROW SOME BALLS, YOU FUCKING RUINED IT'. Don't know if I was intimidated more by the fact that I liked her, the fact she was white, or the fact she was a cheerleader (not that shes out of my league or anything, but it's kinda scary anyway).

Fastforward to today, between the transition periods of 5-6 I was walking to the other end of campus and I see her walking in my direction, alone. This would be a perfect time for me to enlarge my testicles, walk over and say 'hi, whats up' or something to that nature to her. But noooo, the pussy side of me got socially shy and I instantly turned away and changed courses as soon as she made eye contact with me (at about a distance of 40 feet).

So I watched her walk away towards her last class (pep squad, not that I'm a stalker but all cheerleaders have that class 6th period anyway). I just seriously stopped and stared. She was wearing her uniform that may of appeared to be too small, because everytime she took a step her ass literally fell out of her skirt a little bit. I was entranced. I just stood there and watched her walk away, wishing I was there walking with her, then the bell rang, I was fucking late to class on the first day. I spent far too much time gawking at a girl that I was too big of a pussy to even talk to, and now my math teacher hates me.

Fuck I need a livejournal.

Sorry to hear. Advice: you have to get over it and say something to her. I used to be like you, but I learned that you just have to be more outgoing.

pics of her in her outfit or she doesn't exist

Great avatar.

Casey? Is that you?

hahaha.

[Siren Silently]

you're really taking pointers from my writing style, haha. It's flattering. What's really key though to making a livejournal type story interesting, imo, is writing in the present tense.

Now had you not been a pussy and made some sort of move, your story could have been as interesting as mine;-)

I'm messing with ya mate.

Hopefully this will serve as motivation so I can further my story? Haha, you tease Casey.

dude, im 11 years older than you, and i have the same reaction each and every time i see a girl i dont know (and most of the time with ones i DO know as well)

It's funny how fucked up our brains can be wired. There it is, our sole attraction, yet we're too cowardly to reach out and even just take the chance to have it. We are the pussy men.

[Siren Silently]

For example, here's how you wrote this paragraph:


So I watched her walk away towards her last class (pep squad, not that I'm a stalker but all cheerleaders have that class 6th period anyway). I just seriously stopped and stared. She was wearing her uniform that may of appeared to be too small, because everytime she took a step her ass literally fell out of her skirt a little bit. I was entranced. I just stood there and watched her walk away, wishing I was there walking with her, then the bell rang, I was fucking late to class on the first day. I spent far too much time gawking at a girl that I was too big of a pussy to even talk to, and now my math teacher hates me.


Here's how I would have written it:

I watch her walk away (pep squad, not that I'm a stalker but all cheerleaders have that class 6th period anyway). I stop and stare. She's wearing her uniform that's a bit too small. Everytime she takes a step, her ass literally falls out of her skirt a bit. I'm entranced. I stand there and watch her walk away, wishing I was there walking with her, when the bell rings. On the first day, I'm fucking late to class. I spent far too much time gawking at a girl that I was too big of a pussy to even talk to, and now my math teacher hates me.


Read both and tell me which you find more involving.

I'm taking the notes ;-), now I just need to grow a pair in order to chronicle my adventures.

[kwsqd]

For example, here's how you wrote this paragraph:


So I watched her walk away towards her last class (pep squad, not that I'm a stalker but all cheerleaders have that class 6th period anyway). I just seriously stopped and stared. She was wearing her uniform that may of appeared to be too small, because everytime she took a step her ass literally fell out of her skirt a little bit. I was entranced. I just stood there and watched her walk away, wishing I was there walking with her, then the bell rang, I was fucking late to class on the first day. I spent far too much time gawking at a girl that I was too big of a pussy to even talk to, and now my math teacher hates me.


Here's how I would have written it:

I watch her walk away (pep squad, not that I'm a stalker but all cheerleaders have that class 6th period anyway). I stop and stare. She's wearing her uniform that's a bit too small. Everytime she takes a step, her ass literally falls out of her skirt a bit. I'm entranced. I stand there and watch her walk away, wishing I was there walking with her, when the bell rings. On the first day, I'm fucking late to class. I spent far too much time gawking at a girl that I was too big of a pussy to even talk to, and now my math teacher hates me.


Read both and tell me which you find more involving.

The first one is better, it's more like a person talking which suits this instance perfectly. You, meanwhile, say "I" too much... and all of your sentences are short and concise. It's way too choppy.

[Gumbyjag]

I love this thread X1000000. Now if you're taking Casey's place due to his recent involvements with some chick's mouth, I'm calling you by your real name. Okay, Vinny, I feel your pain, I totally choke with girls I like sometimes too, but instead of not doing anything I try too hard and it makes me look like an ass. Being a sophomore is lame but you have tons of time ahead of you to make a good impression. It's never too late my man. By the way, self-pity is awesome, imo. It's my best friend.

[johnnybb]

I like your writing dude.

[Intertwined]

Teenage guy likes girl but is too wussed out to talk to her even if theres though he realizes there is nothing exhilarating or fascinating about her.

I used to be like that too, but then I got some good (but weird) advice, and now I'm on top of the world.

Okay, here it is:

Pretend she's a guy, guys can talk to guys right? D'uhh, so pretend you're talking to a guy and imitate it onto her. It's quite easy once you have it down, before you know it, you're talking to all sorts of women you don't even know and starting a conversation. It might help to have some confidence though.

[theguilt engine]

pics of her in her outfit or she doesn't exist

agreed...

tits...or

well, you know what i'm going to say.

[atticus1492]

I used to be like that too, but then I got some good (but weird) advice, and now I'm on top of the world.

Okay, here it is:

Pretend she's a guy, guys can talk to guys right? D'uhh, so pretend you're talking to a guy and imitate it onto her. It's quite easy once you have it down, before you know it, you're talking to all sorts of women you don't even know and starting a conversation. It might help to have some confidence though.

I have trouble asking guys for sex.

[xvszero]

All white girls secretly have a case of jungle fever.

[Shatter590]

It's funny how fucked up our brains can be wired. There it is, our sole attraction, yet we're too cowardly to reach out and even just take the chance to have it. We are the pussy men.

its called lack of self confidence, which many of us have in droves. nothing about being wussy, its just how we are.

[xvszero]

Nah it is fear of rejection, duh.

BEFORE you take the plunge, you can sit around fantasizing about the girl every night and in your mind you still have a chance. Could go either way.

AFTER you take the plunge, she might reject you. And then it is OVER. You can't live in fantasy world anymore, you know she doesn't want you.

Sometimes it is easier to think she might, than to know she doesn't.

[Shatter590]

Nah it is fear of rejection, duh.

BEFORE you take the plunge, you can sit around fantasizing about the girl every night and in your mind you still have a chance. Could go either way.

AFTER you take the plunge, she might reject you. And then it is OVER. You can't live in fantasy world anymore, you know she doesn't want you.

Sometimes it is easier to think she might, than to know she doesn't.

fear of rejection is one of the bastions of my personality, one of the reasons i dont ask girls out or even ask for job applications.

but it stems from a lack of self confidence/self esteem. without these, the rejection becomes more powerful because it has nothing holding it at bay.

its weird though, because things that should increase my esteem and confidence actually dont, all they seem to do is reinforce my ego and stubborn-ness.

[xvszero]

Well yeah, lack of self esteem makes it more difficult because you tend to assume the answer will be no.

But even if you think it is 50/50 odds or so, it is still tough to move from the maybe to the definite. Because as sad as it is, it is sometimes nice to have a girl who you think you have a chance with to sit around fantasizing about (I'm not talking dirty stuff... well, I'm not talking ONLY dirty stuff.) Much better than having no one.

[Shatter590]

Well yeah, lack of self esteem makes it more difficult because you tend to assume the answer will be no.

But even if you think it is 50/50 odds or so, it is still tough to move from the maybe to the definite. Because as sad as it is, it is sometimes nice to have a girl who you think you have a chance with to sit around fantasizing about (I'm not talking dirty stuff... well, I'm not talking ONLY dirty stuff.) Much better than having no one.

perhaps, but it wears on the soul, if you ask me. i mean, i have to use most of my prodigious willpower just to stay sane 90% of the time.

[concernedparent]

The first one is better, it's more like a person talking which suits this instance perfectly. You, meanwhile, say "I" too much... and all of your sentences are short and concise. It's way too choppy.
I'd say you're in the bottom 10% here who'd agree with that.

[concernedparent]

The first one is better, it's more like a person talking which suits this instance perfectly. You, meanwhile, say "I" too much... and all of your sentences are short and concise. It's way too choppy.
In addition, the amount of "I's" is the same, so I feel like you're just on a mission to be a homo.

[anamericangod]

n00dz plz

[Siren Silently]

Update:

I pretty much waited the entire day for the transition between 5 and 6th period so I could see her and hopefully strike a conversation (Yes, I manned up). I walk towards my class, in the direction in which I made brief eye contact with her; I scan the surroundings and look for just the hint of her. Nothing. I retrace my steps and see if I just happened to miss her somehow, nope. The irony, the day I decide to go for it she eludes me. I disapointedly walk towards my final class (alg2) and the BELL FUCKING RINGS. That's two tardies consecutively on the first and second day of school, fuck a dead duck.

so what's your plan of action.

you gonna go for it or what.

Trying to the find the right time to go and atleast talk to her before I decide on 'going for it' or not. Problem, it's more complicated than just walking up and saying 'hey, lets go out'; and I'm going to diverge too far into that because it's a waste of my time and everybody elses.

I love this thread X1000000. Now if you're taking Casey's place due to his recent involvements with some chick's mouth, I'm calling you by your real name. Okay, Vinny, I feel your pain, I totally choke with girls I like sometimes too, but instead of not doing anything I try too hard and it makes me look like an ass. Being a sophomore is lame but you have tons of time ahead of you to make a good impression. It's never too late my man. By the way, self-pity is awesome, imo. It's my best friend.

Trying too hard is probably better anyway, atleast you know exactly how that person feels about you. But then again, if you don't try you can continue fantasizing about her because you know there is still that chance even if it's not that high.

I like your writing dude.

Thanks.

I used to be like that too, but then I got some good (but weird) advice, and now I'm on top of the world.

Okay, here it is:

Pretend she's a guy, guys can talk to guys right? D'uhh, so pretend you're talking to a guy and imitate it onto her. It's quite easy once you have it down, before you know it, you're talking to all sorts of women you don't even know and starting a conversation. It might help to have some confidence though.

It'd probably gross me out than it would help me. In addition the way I talk to guys is a bit different than how I talk to girls. Thanks anyway though.

agreed...

tits...or

well, you know what i'm going to say.

Gtfo. I'm not sure whats worse, the same people making the same jokes in the same thread or the people who make the same joke the second time.

All white girls secretly have a case of jungle fever.

Hahaha, I wish so.

its called lack of self confidence, which many of us have in droves. nothing about being wussy, its just how we are.

Which is precisely what we are. Our lack of self confidence stems from being afraid of failure.

[Siren Silently]

n00dz plz

If you insist :shrug:, I'm nothing special though :-D

[theguilt engine]

Gtfo. I'm not sure whats worse, the same people making the same jokes in the same thread or the people who make the same joke the second time.

Go fuck yo'self.

[kwsqd]

In addition, the amount of "I's" is the same, so I feel like you're just on a mission to be a homo.

I'm not trying to be a homo... his was just better. Thank you for mentioning the number of "I"s... do you know why yours were more noticeable? Your general sentence structure.

[concernedparent]

I'm not trying to be a homo... his was just better. Thank you for mentioning the number of "I"s... do you know why yours were more noticeable? Your general sentence structure.
Ok, you don't get it. All I did was take his sentences and restructure them. Had I been writing the whole story in present tense (which I, and many others would agree makes it more interesting), the sentences would have been structured differently.

[xXaLLiOo]

no grammar bashing pretty please?

[kwsqd]

Ok, you don't get it. All I did was take his sentences and restructure them. Had I been writing the whole story in present tense (which I, and many others would agree makes it more interesting), the sentences would have been structured differently.

I do get it. You did not improve his work, that's all I am saying, pal. Yes, I agree... had you written the story differently it would have been more interesting.

[updownleftright]

Update:

I pretty much waited the entire day for the transition between 5 and 6th period so I could see her and hopefully strike a conversation (Yes, I manned up). I walk towards my class, in the direction in which I made brief eye contact with her; I scan the surroundings and look for just the hint of her. Nothing. I retrace my steps and see if I just happened to miss her somehow, nope. The irony, the day I decide to go for it she eludes me. I disapointedly walk towards my final class (alg2) and the BELL FUCKING RINGS. That's two tardies consecutively on the first and second day of school, fuck a dead duck.



ah bad luck. you got more guts then me though, i'll give you that.

[AP_Punk]

I love self-pity.

[invincibleXL]

i'm laughing straight to the bank with this

ha, ha ha ha ha, haa

[Siren Silently]

So I was early to class today. Nice.

[Chancetobe]

I like your writting better. I was actually fairly interested in this story. Meanwhile, don't decide before you see her to 'man up'. It should be more spontaneous.

[kwsqd]

So I was early to class today. Nice.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j317/mccloud24/CHOCOLATE_CHIP_COOKIE.jpg

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Yeah, I knew off the bat Siren was a smart kid. Always calling himself a pussy, but nonetheless a smart kid. Keep writing stories - hopefully more uprising on your part, but I enjoy them thoroughly.

[1check_1love]

I'm really good with talking to and flirting with girls that I do not know very much. And I'm ALWAYS good with eye contact.

This girl that goes to my school that I talk to on Myspace a bunch is in my history class. She was last year too. The eye contact and flirting on my part last year was very good all year. Hers, on the otherhand, wasn't. Whenever I talked to her, she was always nervous and untalkative and generally whenever we talked in person, it was always very awkward. Very much a turn off. Honestly, even online she didn't seem like that good of a talker but I thought she was very cute and we have a bunch in common so I tried convincing myself that conversation skills aren't everything. Eventually by the end of that year, I didn't really like her anymore. I still talked to her over the summer and convinced myself to give her another chance this year. I found out she was gonna be in my history class again and I was happy. We haven't really had a chance to talk to each other yet, but there's always the chance for eye contact on the way to my seat before the period starts. What's weird is, one day I'll be ready to look at her and give her a smile, and when I try to give the eye contact, she looks away, and then the next day, it'll be vice versa, she's looking at me, and I don't have the nerve to look up at her. And the roles seem to switch every day. And I also feel like the last few things I've said to her on Myspace have been pretty dumb.

I'm kinda thinking about getting her phone number via asking her for it online so we can get the ball really rolling once and for all and I can decide if I actually do like her. I'd rather talk to her in person, but I don't want her to act all awkward and it's been awkward for me the past few days to even give her eye contact so I kinda don't know how that would work out.
my cousin goes to sonora. he was captain of the JV basketball team last year. captain or MVP, either one.