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Greg Dona
09/11/07, 02:32 AM
50 Cent - Curtis
Aftermath
September 11, 2007

In the face-off between 50 Cent and Kanye West, hoards of musical elitists call into question Curtis Jackson’s intellectual capacities; why put so much on the line when going up against an artist many consider far superior? These hipsters rattle off a multitude of reasons ‘Ye looms over the mainstream rapper: more intelligent lyrics, slicker beats, and a more fluid flow. Remarkably, they forget that 50 Cent’s Get Rich or Die Trying sold more copies than any other album in 2003, and his The Massacre came in second in that same arena. With Curtis, Jackson looks to keep the ball rolling.

Right off the bat, the CD begins to bore. The introductory skit involves two gentlemen talking about weapons, 50 titled the second track “My Gun Go Off,” the third sports lyrics such as “I’ll murder them,” and “I’ll Still Kill” follows. Immediately listeners wish Curtis to rhyme regarding anything other than stereotypical criminal banter, but he fulfils such desires only after six killing-related ordeals. On the disc’s seventh piece, “Ayo Technology,” even trite sexual dialogue intrigues. Sadly, 50 Cent’s lyrical woes continue after the aforementioned Justin Timberlake-assisted effort, as the ensuing “Follow My Lead” features such gems as “I call a square a square and a circle a circle, so if act like a bitch I’ll call you a bitch.” Curtis’s writing fails to improve throughout the rest of the album.

Fortunately, 50’s fans rarely reveled in his lyrical prowess; instead they rejoiced in his instantly memorable singles such as “In Da Club,” “Wanksta,” and “Candy Shop.” Unfortunately, few such constructions found their way onto Curtis. Lead single “Straight to the Bank” excelled only due to novelty factor fueled by haughty chuckles propelling the chorus; “Amusement Park” lacks any sort of infectious qualities and thus never caught the public ear; and despite sampling Audio Two’s “Top Billin’,” “I Get Money” flopped as well. Jackson calls in for backup on the fourth release, “Ayo Technology.” On the tune, last year’s king of production, Timbaland, lays down a thrilling electronic instrumental sporting simple bass and a racing pace. 2006’s prince of pop, Justin Timberlake, joins his proverbial partner in crime and croons a few choral lines, which prove enough to carry the track. Curtis sounds good through association, and the effort provides a reprieve from an inevitably dull album. But right after such an overwhelming triumph, 50 creeps back into pop music anonymity with his atrocious “Follow My Lead.” The beat tries painstakingly hard to exude sophistication, Robin Thicke moans awkwardly in doomed attempts to exhibit suave characteristics, and Curtis Jackson struggles mightily to put his finger on an interesting rhyme; none happen, and the single fails miserably. With such a stellar track record with respect to singles, fans wonder just how 50 Cent fell so far in the department.

However, non-single efforts manage to impress. “Movin’ on Up” bangs out a relatively old-school beat that 50 pounces on masterfully, his work with Eminem on “Peep Show” reminds listeners of his impressive early efforts, and Akon’s high-pitched wails compliment Curtis’s guttural rumblings impeccably on the musically (but not lyrically) enjoyable “I’ll Still Kill.” In fact, many of these efforts sound infinitely better suited for modern radio in its current fast-paced electronics obsession than the official singles released by 50’s camp thus far. Whereas the chosen songs for some reason feature soft, lollygagging backing, the rest of the album showcases the aggressive, accelerated feel of past Curtis successes. In fact, with “Fire” Jackson churns out one of his most outlandishly captivating tracks to date. Who knows who chose such sub-par singles?

After 50 Cent promised to quit making solo albums if Kanye West outsold him on September 11th, the whole of the music world embarked on a 50 vs. ‘Ye month-long debate. If Curtis intends to stay true to his ill-advised word, he needs to start worrying immediately; though the disc presents more than its fair share of entertaining jams, the shoddy choice of pre-record singles threatens to produce far too little hype to overcome West’s Daft Punk-featuring phenomenon. 50 brought the bangers, but flaky promotion offers up a likely cause of death for Curtis.

Tom Good
09/11/07, 07:36 AM
I don't like 50 Cent. I think he can barely talk when he raps. It sounds ridiculous.

-Aaron-
09/11/07, 07:55 AM
50 bores me to death. I've always hated everything he has done in his career. Plus I really dislike how to gain publicity he always starts beef.

Alex DiVincenzo
09/11/07, 08:32 AM
Not a fan of rap, but I think it'll be hilarious when Kanye outsells him.

splat out path
09/11/07, 09:43 AM
These hipsters rattle off a multitude of reasons ‘Ye looms over the mainstream rapper: more intelligent lyrics ... a more fluid flow.
Well those are just wishful thinking. Curtis is too lazy to try half the time, but as a lyricist and emcee his best work destroys Kanye's. In fact, Graduation is his worst yet, he seems content to become a second-rate Pete Wentz wannabe.

Great review, but I disagree with you on pretty much everything, except 'Movin' On Up' and the rating (I'd give it 60-65 though). Dre's songs are embarrassing, and 'My Gun Go Off' is so so awesome it's not even funny.

Shatter590
09/11/07, 10:52 AM
as much as i want 50 to lose this bet, he wont. there are too many "wiggers" out there who idolize him, and his subject material. it doesnt matter that Kanye is better in every regard, its the guy with the "cred" that often wins. You see it in rock, and its even worse is rap.

ReverendFlavor
09/11/07, 11:19 AM
Nice work, Greg. More importantly though, your thoughts on Graduation?

splat out path
09/11/07, 11:26 AM
as much as i want 50 to lose this bet, he wont. there are too many "wiggers" out there who idolize him, and his subject material. it doesnt matter that Kanye is better in every regard, its the guy with the "cred" that often wins. You see it in rock, and its even worse is rap.
Kanye has more cred among white people. Actual black people listen to 50 Cent. Plus Kanye is clearly not better in every regard- he's a wonderful pop musician and producer, but 50 is by far the better rapper.

Greg Dona
09/11/07, 11:26 AM
Nice work, Greg. More importantly though, your thoughts on Graduation?
My thoughts are here (http://pandatoes.blogspot.com/2007/09/good-not-great-vs-bad-not-terrible.html). In short, I think it's a disappointment for sure. Some of the tracks are incredible (I love "Homecoming," which is surprising considering I hate Chris Martin), but most are just good. I was expecting an A.O.T.Y., and I didn't get it at all. Good, but not great.

Moral_Orel
09/11/07, 11:36 AM
this guy needs to retire as a favor to himself. he stopped being listen able before he was even of shady records.

woominlee2
09/11/07, 12:59 PM
50 mummbles a lot and I don't think he considers music art. He says he is in it for the money.

xerovision1
09/11/07, 01:22 PM
50 cent is a pretty bad rapper actually, but his album will still sell a ton.

themostdeplete
09/11/07, 01:33 PM
this is a great review. i haven't heard the album yet, i was going to listen to it this afternoon.

manican sex
09/11/07, 02:39 PM
greg did dre produce this whole cd?

kissbangkill
09/11/07, 02:44 PM
Well those are just wishful thinking. Curtis is too lazy to try half the time, but as a lyricist and emcee his best work destroys Kanye's. In fact, Graduation is his worst yet, he seems content to become a second-rate Pete Wentz wannabe.

Great review, but I disagree with you on pretty much everything, except 'Movin' On Up' and the rating (I'd give it 60-65 though). Dre's songs are embarrassing, and 'My Gun Go Off' is so so awesome it's not even funny.

you've gotta be fucking kidding me with that pete wentz comment. that is literally the dumbest fucking thing i've ever read on this website.

and i'm willing to agree about 50's best work. get rich or die trying is an amazing album. it's too bad he can't do shit on his own following it up and will continue to go downhill.

Greg Dona
09/11/07, 02:50 PM
greg did dre produce this whole cd?
Nope. There were lots of producers on it. I'm not sure about all of 'em, but I bet Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_%2850_Cent_album%29) is somewhat accurate.

Nowisnotthetime
09/11/07, 03:55 PM
He's harder to understand than Jacob Bannon.

splat out path
09/11/07, 04:05 PM
you've gotta be fucking kidding me with that pete wentz comment. that is literally the dumbest fucking thing i've ever read on this website.

and i'm willing to agree about 50's best work. get rich or die trying is an amazing album. it's too bad he can't do shit on his own following it up and will continue to go downhill.
"I'm like a fly Malcolm X: buy any jeans necessary."

Reminds me of another Chicago lyricist who can't say no to a cheesy pun, no matter how contrived.

rockgurl
09/11/07, 04:16 PM
I am on 50's but I like both of them. But 50 has sang with Justin.:-)

industrialbelt
09/11/07, 05:04 PM
I am on 50's but I like both of them. But 50 has sang with Justin.:-)

leave this site, now.

huckleberry
09/11/07, 06:06 PM
leave this site, now.
seconded

knowthisx
09/12/07, 09:35 AM
Well those are just wishful thinking. Curtis is too lazy to try half the time, but as a lyricist and emcee his best work destroys Kanye's. In fact, Graduation is his worst yet, he seems content to become a second-rate Pete Wentz wannabe.

Great review, but I disagree with you on pretty much everything, except 'Movin' On Up' and the rating (I'd give it 60-65 though). Dre's songs are embarrassing, and 'My Gun Go Off' is so so awesome it's not even funny.

Top 5 most unintelligent posts ever.

First off,
if 'Curtis' is too lazy to try to make a good album, then what in the hell is he useful for? You can't say he is all about his live show because the songs he does live are the same shit he was too lazy to bother with on his CD. Read the lyrics to My Gun Go Off, the song you're obviously a fan of; the lyrics are cliche and poorly thought out. Your second sentence killed your entire point.

Secondly,
Where are you getting a Kanye/Pete Wentz correlation? If you can come up with a valid defense for that moronic comment I'll commend you immensely.

Kanye > 50 Cent.
Graduation > Curtis

Both albums are each artist's worst, but atleast Kanye is comprehensible and somewhat intelligent.

Jaster
09/12/07, 09:55 AM
Rap is terrible. The end.

Thug_Nasty
09/12/07, 12:21 PM
I don't like 50 Cent. I think he can barely talk when he raps. It sounds ridiculous.
he got shot 9 times and one of those was in the mouth. all he talks about is killing people and getting shot.

BtoTheRad
09/12/07, 01:28 PM
Well those are just wishful thinking. Curtis is too lazy to try half the time, but as a lyricist and emcee his best work destroys Kanye's. In fact, Graduation is his worst yet, he seems content to become a second-rate Pete Wentz wannabe.

Great review, but I disagree with you on pretty much everything, except 'Movin' On Up' and the rating (I'd give it 60-65 though). Dre's songs are embarrassing, and 'My Gun Go Off' is so so awesome it's not even funny.

Really?

.KillMoneen.
09/12/07, 07:10 PM
dre only did one song..am i correct?

Skate punker
09/13/07, 02:05 AM
I dont mind some hip hop / rap shit, but how can people actually take crap like 50 cent seriously. If you like this shit ill fucking rap about how good I am, how many bitches I get and how many ounces I smoke a day for you.

splat out path
09/14/07, 10:18 AM
Top 5 most unintelligent posts ever.

First off,
if 'Curtis' is too lazy to try to make a good album, then what in the hell is he useful for? You can't say he is all about his live show because the songs he does live are the same shit he was too lazy to bother with on his CD. Read the lyrics to My Gun Go Off, the song you're obviously a fan of; the lyrics are cliche and poorly thought out. Your second sentence killed your entire point.
No, I just don't agree with you.

Secondly,
Where are you getting a Kanye/Pete Wentz correlation? If you can come up with a valid defense for that moronic comment I'll commend you immensely.
First of all, it was a throwaway comment, I figured that would be obvious. Second of all, both Kanye and Wentz share a penchant for wrapping their songs up in lame puns and pop culture references. Wentz more so than Kanye, obviously, but yeah. God people are aggressive today.

Chancetobe
09/14/07, 01:03 PM
haha. 50 cent has to stop making music. Except, he won't 'because it's all the label's fault'.

splat out path
09/14/07, 01:07 PM
dre only did one song..am i correct?
Nope, he did 'Fire' and 'Straight To The Bank,' plus he guest vocals on 'Come & Go' (and may have provided additional production, I can't remember.

Greg Dona
09/16/07, 03:12 AM
Rap is terrible. The end.
You're a dolt. The end.

haha. 50 cent has to stop making music. Except, he won't 'because it's all the label's fault'.
To be fair, they really did screw the pooch on this one. He has a much larger fan base than 'Ye, but he got outsold (in part) because his flippin' singles were leaking right and left.

Poochemist
09/18/07, 12:23 PM
I love that this album got reviewed AND slammed.

It was all downhill after the debut album. There were omens of how much he sucked on "Patiently Waiting," when he totally gets upstaged by Eminem.

Anne.Frank
09/19/07, 02:02 PM
I'm really not a fan of hiphop. So anti-feminism

xjdizzle
10/31/07, 01:33 AM
All 50 did on his debut is say how he got shot and how hel bust caps on you if u fuck with him.It was cool to listen to .U could only relate to it if you: shoot people.are in a gang,do drugs , or got shot like 50. musicaly its all negative bullshit. and wiggars need to quit trying to be black or gansgster cuz ur just making a fool out of yourself.same goes for stupid prep suburban kids who drive around with systems blasting rap when u do it just to try and fit in.

EchoPark
05/01/08, 10:38 PM
Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson shits over Kanye West in all aspects of musical prowess.Lyrics,Beats,Performance,Im age,Intensity,Realism and Cred.

Kanye West can go to hell.

WhoSaidThat?
05/05/08, 08:51 PM
Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson shits over Kanye West in all aspects of musical prowess.Lyrics,Beats,Performance,Im age,Intensity,Realism and Cred.

Kanye West can go to hell.

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