The pubic hair poll (for men)

[Chris Reynolds]

How do you shave your pubes?

[Smash Adams]

I don't because I'm worried that my testicles will start bleeding

[love_american_style]

trim the pubes (really short) shave the balls.

[FatJordan]

Shave it all...man bush is gross and I want nothing to do with it.

[thatwasamoment]

No razor will ever touch my balls. Too risky.

[Chris Reynolds]

No razor will ever touch my balls. Too risky.

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[kwsqd]

This poll should be what women prefer, not what men do.

[Hot Damn]

it's all about the close trim with silky smooth balls.

[popdisaster00]

Very close trim. enough to see but not enough to grab. shave those balls. and can we mention the gooch please? you gotta shave UNDER your balls too.

[mrfottlefocket]

i create topiaries

[DCfreak]

I have shaved it all off once and it just felt weird.. it pricked alot as it slowly grew back... soo until i find a girl that actually cares or has a prefrence.. its staying as it is.

[duhpunk]

gotta trim the bush to make the tree look bigger i always say.

[Thug_Nasty]

moms kitchens scissors

[jorn444]

Shaved all the way! feels so nice and clean! most girls i've dated and/or hooked up with said they liked it better than having hair in the region.

[LillieDesigns]

Summertime - take it all off

Winter - trim the bush, shave the pubes

Fall and Spring - whatever I'm in the mood for

[thewk]

http://www.consumer.philips.com/consumer/en/us/norelco/cc/_productid_BG2020_30_US_NORELCO/total-body-grooming-system+BG2020
The best invention ever for shaving the nether regions.

[myantiyou]

No razor will ever touch my balls. Too risky.

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hahahahaha.

[CrashingHearts]

why only guys?

there should be some female intake on this

[AlinA82688]

^^^ true

[FatJordan]

why only guys?

there should be some female intake on this

^^^ true

pix or gtfo

[4N6 science]

i like to trim the pubes, then get the razor and carefully get the clean shave.....

[fissionvision]

keep it nicely trimmed year round

[theguilt engine]

my girlfriend says she prefers it short, but not totally shaved because it looks weird. i agree with her. oh, and there is nothing better than razor-burn...that's for sure.

[StrictlyBiznas]

I trim everything as short as possible without the razor ever touching my skin. There's no way I would ever put a blade to my balls.

[popdisaster00]

I've never sliced my balls from a razor, but i've snipped my skin from scissors. you can shave a balloon if you want to.

[redsand62]

I shave it all, although I shave the balls more frequently because a little bit of fuzz up top is okay.

[updownleftright]

http://www.consumer.philips.com/consumer/en/us/norelco/cc/_productid_BG2020_30_US_NORELCO/total-body-grooming-system+BG2020
The best invention ever for shaving the nether regions.

hey, that looks better than what i'm using now. found it cheap on ebay too, thanks man.

[Zach Cool]

I shave it all, but I do it every few months so it's grown back a decent amount, but isn't considered a bush yet.

About the razor on the ballsack thing, I don't know what everyone's so afraid of. It's no different than razoring anything else. I'm actually less careful with that part because, I dunno, it just feels like it's prepared to take a razor. Or maybe mine is just immune to all possible disaster. Or maybe I just have a natural ball-shaving instinct.

[thewk]

hey, that looks better than what i'm using now. found it cheap on ebay too, thanks man.
Eh.. if you're buying it on ebay, you might want to make sure it hasn't been used before. That's pretty gross.

[Spewk]

Why would you shave your pubes.....?

[industrialbelt]

Why would you shave your pubes.....?

for the ladies, for comfortability, so you don't look hideous in a bathing suit, for making fun designs, 'cause everybody's doing it...

[updownleftright]

Eh.. if you're buying it on ebay, you might want to make sure it hasn't been used before. That's pretty gross.

hahaha
yeah, it's all new. not everything on ebay is used, i'd even go as far to say that half the stuff on ebay is new.

[Gumbyjag]

I shave it all. I wait a while though.

About the razor on the ballsack thing, I don't know what everyone's so afraid of. It's no different than razoring anything else. I'm actually less careful with that part because, I dunno, it just feels like it's prepared to take a razor. Or maybe mine is just immune to all possible disaster. Or maybe I just have a natural ball-shaving instinct.

Same here, my balls can take it.

[AP_Punk]

Snip, snip, snip.

[FatJordan]

Eh.. if you're buying it on ebay, you might want to make sure it hasn't been used before. That's pretty gross.

Why would you shave your pubes.....?

Your usernames are wayyyyy similar.

[thewk]

Your usernames are wayyyyy similar.
Yeah, well clearly, I am cooler. I've been here longer.

[Storm of Swords]

i braid my pubes.

[xvszero]

Considering I can't fuck my girlfriend for awhile due to rabies and all, I've been letting it grow out.

[johnh5304]

http://www.consumer.philips.com/consumer/en/us/norelco/cc/_productid_BG2020_30_US_NORELCO/total-body-grooming-system+BG2020
The best invention ever for shaving the nether regions.
I want that thing now.

[Broken Parachute]

Landing strip.

[thewk]

I want that thing now.
It's a great investment.

[brentford]

the arrow...
only way to go...

[Spewk]

Your usernames are wayyyyy similar.
Haha, that's weird as hell.

[geetarpunk]

hedge clipers baby!

[abusedcat]

Bump.
Trim it all.

[RiCCioLi]

Bump.
Trim it all.

huge bump! lol

[OdeToTheSun]

I shave it all off, though I have to admit i'm not good at it.
I've knicked myself a few times.

[caress me down]

gotta trim the bush to make the tree look bigger i always say.
haha. i like your logic.

Considering I can't fuck my girlfriend for awhile due to rabies and all, I've been letting it grow out.
lolwut

[duhpunk]

haha. i like your logic.
call me in 2 years.

[kwsqd]

call me in 2 years.
:highfive:

[caress me down]

call me in 2 years.
i'd rather be illegally with you.

[AP_Punk]

hey i remember this thread.

[Posthardcore]

It's bare

[GetWellBoss]

i'd rather be illegally with you.

"why don't you have a seat right over there" - Mr. Hansen

[Neo Cassady]

I keep it trimmed short. I shaved entirely once, and it itched for the next 3 days. Not happening again.

[skashroomking]

trim the pubes, shave the balls.

always

[skashroomking]

trim the pubes, shave the balls.

always

[SoggY ThE OnE]

Considering I can't fuck my girlfriend for awhile due to rabies and all, I've been letting it grow out.

is that buster casey?

[Spewk]

I remember this thread from sooooooo long ago.

[abusedcat]

I remember this thread from sooooooo long ago.
A year isn't that long ago.

[mattmatumbo]

I don't because I'm worried that my testicles will start bleeding

No razor will ever touch my balls. Too risky.

these are the win, i just use my roommated trimmer and plow the field. he never even knows it. also, like popdisaster said, you HAVE to shave the gooch, its not a choice.

[fadedmemories]

Considering I can't fuck my girlfriend for awhile due to rabies and all, I've been letting it grow out.
wtf? :-d

[Maxwell]

I just shaved it all off. Silky smooth.

[.invisible ink.]

I just shaved it all off. Silky smooth.

you're my hero :-d

[nashiscash1324]

shave it all.

[mattmatumbo]

is that buster casey?

lol good catch!

[takemyhand]

I didn't think guys were supposed to shave their pubes.

lol

[kaycey]

not if you ladies like jungles.

[takemyhand]

lol, none of the guys I've been with have shaved, well one of them did like once randomly idk.
But then, none of them were like extremely hair people...?
I think it's kind of girly for guys to shave :|

[fadedmemories]

I thought only male pornstars shaved their pubes :shrug:

[thesafeword]

I trim.

[kaycey]

lol, none of the guys I've been with have shaved, well one of them did like once randomly idk.
But then, none of them were like extremely hair people...?
I think it's kind of girly for guys to shave :|
im sorry, but i don't know any girls who shave their balls...haha.

edit: but what do i care, i trim too.

[takemyhand]

it's like, how girls shave their legs/arm pits lol,
guys don't/most guys don't.

[thesafeword]

Because girls only need hair on their head.

[Ailite]

Only if I'm getting some. I'm not right now, so no.

[Lenny Hearts]

My thoery:
I don't wanna munch on her hairy box
That shit better be clean
SO
I shave it all just to return the favor

[theskyisfalling]

My thoery:
I don't wanna munch on her hairy box
That shit better be clean
SO
I shave it all just to return the favor

Charming.

[breaking news!]

I'm not a fan a a prepubescent looking dick. So, I say keep the pubes. Also it hurts if the two shaved surfaces rub. (I'm completely shaved, since woman bushes are absolutely repulsive.) I don't know, it just doesn't look right. Maybe guys would shave to try and make they're dick look bigger. That's the only reason I'd be able to understand. And in that case, shave the shit. You have a tiny penis anyways. But if my boyfriend ever shaved, there would be an issue.

[Lenny Hearts]

Charming.
I try

[Callym]

At the minute I'm just letting them grow really. Sometimes I trim if it gets too uncomfortable.

[HelpMeSleep]

not if you ladies like jungles.
jungles do not belong on people.

lol, none of the guys I've been with have shaved, well one of them did like once randomly idk.
But then, none of them were like extremely hair people...?
I think it's kind of girly for guys to shave :|
because hairy balls in your face do not make for a pleasant dick sucking experience.

plus guys shaving in general... I don't like hair. hairy chests and everything are unattractive.

[.invisible ink.]

down with pubes. get rid of them, all of them. please. it'll make us much more willing to put our tongues in/on places we might have rejected if they were covered in hair.

[takemyhand]

I guess I'm just a fan of unshaven guys. and like the other poster said, when two shaven surfaces rub together, ouch. but then the guys I've been with weren't like outragously hairy, just hmm normal lol. idk I just think shaving should be left to girls. but that's just me I guess.

[A Love American]

takemyhand, you are weird.

[.invisible ink.]

I guess I'm just a fan of unshaven guys. and like the other poster said, when two shaven surfaces rub together, ouch. but then the guys I've been with weren't like outragously hairy, just hmm normal lol. idk I just think shaving should be left to girls. but that's just me I guess.

gross. i bet you wish you lived during the 1970s too. Ever seen porn from that era? The storylines are great but the pubeage makes it look like two brillo pads getting busy. /puke

[HelpMeSleep]

down with pubes. get rid of them, all of them. please. it'll make us much more willing to put our tongues in/on places we might have rejected if they were covered in hair.
YES.

gross. i bet you wish you lived during the 1970s too. Ever seen porn from that era? The storylines are great but the pubeage makes it look like two brillo pads getting busy. /puke
lol. not a pleasant mental image. but I agree, gross.

[takemyhand]

takemyhand, you are weird.

no I'm noooot

[takemyhand]

gross. i bet you wish you lived during the 1970s too. Ever seen porn from that era? The storylines are great but the pubeage makes it look like two brillo pads getting busy. /puke

no, I've never watched porn lol.
I just like the whole idea of having sex with a guy and not a chick.

[JJJ]

it's all about the close trim with silky smooth balls.

exactly.

[HelpMeSleep]

no, I've never watched porn lol.
I just like the whole idea of having sex with a guy and not a chick.
that doesn't make a guy a chick, it just makes him considerate.

[takemyhand]

that doesn't make a guy a chick, it just makes him considerate.

I'm just saying, I didn't even think guys shaved.
My english class had this same conversation; it's weird when guys shave.
I'm not the only one lol

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm just saying, I didn't even think guys shaved.
My english class had this same conversation; it's weird when guys shave.
I'm not the only one lol
regardless, it's gross. guys in michigan apparently have all the girls there tricked into thinking that way.

[takemyhand]

I guess I like it dirrrrty

[HelpMeSleep]

or lazy.

[takemyhand]

I don't get why you care so much.
I like guys who are unkept, so what's it to you?
I shave everything; but I'd only expect a guy to shave his face.

[.invisible ink.]

regardless, it's gross. guys in michigan apparently have all the girls there tricked into thinking that way.

nope, i lost my virginity to a guy originally from michigan. he was considerate enough to have shaved for me without me asking.

[HelpMeSleep]

who says I care? I just have an anti-hair fetish and think it's gross. but if you like that, good for you. lazy guys will love that they don't have to make an effort to please you. :shrug:

[HelpMeSleep]

nope, i lost my virginity to a guy originally from michigan. he was considerate enough to have shaved for me without me asking.
well, that's good then!

[takemyhand]

shaving is the last thing a guy should worry about when pleasing a girl sexually.

And the guys I slept with were originally from Washington, Florida, and one was from Michigan(the one that shaved randomly a couple times). And I'm not saying I dislike when guys shave, just saying i could care less. I'm more into a guys overall looks, personality, and skills ;)

haha.

[theguilt engine]

shave the testies and trim the pubes

[takemyhand]

&the guys have asked if they should shave, I just said I don't care.
So it's not like they didn't care to make me happy.

[HelpMeSleep]

I wasn't aware that there was a tradeoff... that a guy couldn't have a good personality AND be good in bed AND maintain the downstairs area.

[.invisible ink.]

I wasn't aware that there was a tradeoff... that a guy couldn't have a good personality AND be good in bed AND maintain the downstairs area.

only us lucky girls get a guy with all three, they're just that rare!
:-d

[HelpMeSleep]

only us lucky girls get a guy with all three, they're just that rare!
:-d
hahaha. yes!
:highfive:

[takemyhand]

actually I have a reallly cute boy, who loves me, has an amazing personality, and has an amazing downstairs, and is amazingggg in bed.

so, I think that I win.

[kaycey]

only us lucky girls get a guy with all three, they're just that rare!
:-d
who's this guy you keep talking about.

[.invisible ink.]

actually I have a reallly cute boy, who loves me, has an amazing personality, and has an amazing downstairs, and is amazingggg in bed.

so, I think that I win.

by this you mean his lower region looks like:

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i30/merjonard/LollionthebeachJune06.png

who's this guy you keep talking about.

:whistle:

i don't kiss and tell.:slut:

[takemyhand]

no, he's not really hairy and he's blonde

[Giant Broccoli]

My balls are smooth as eggs.

[HelpMeSleep]

actually I have a reallly cute boy, who loves me, has an amazing personality, and has an amazing downstairs, and is amazingggg in bed.

so, I think that I win.
wait. I don't see how you win?

[kaycey]

by this you mean his lower region looks like:

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i30/merjonard/LollionthebeachJune06.png



:whistle:

i don't kiss and tell.:slut:
haha....just hope he knows what he's got.

[.invisible ink.]

haha....just hope he knows what he's got.

aww, that's really sweet. thank you. :blush:

:cupid: i think he does. if he doesn't, he'll get kicked to the curb.;)

[kaycey]

aww, that's really sweet. thank you. :blush:

:cupid: i think he does. if he doesn't, he'll get kicked to the curb.;)
i hope so.

edit: i mean that he knows.

[bung]

I bet she won't tell because it's someone from AP.

[HelpMeSleep]

I bet she won't tell because it's someone from AP.
there are some hawt boys around here.

[bung]

there are some hawt boys around here.

Speak of the devil!

[HelpMeSleep]

Speak of the devil!
who? me? :shrug:

[bung]

who? me? :shrug:

No.. like, "speak of the devil." Like, the expression. When you're talking about someone and they walk in the room at that exact moment, you say, "Well, speak of the devil!"

So I was slyly implying when I said speak of the devil that you were referring to me as one of the hawt boys.

[HelpMeSleep]

No.. like, "speak of the devil." Like, the expression. When you're talking about someone and they walk in the room at that exact moment, you say, "Well, speak of the devil!"

So I was slyly implying when I said speak of the devil that you were referring to me as one of the hawt boys.
ohhhh. see, that was the other thing I was thinking. wasn't sure though. well, like I said there are many hawt boys here.

[.invisible ink.]

ohhhh. see, that was the other thing I was thinking. wasn't sure though. well, like I said there are many hawt boys here.

yes, yes there are.

:whistle:

[bung]

Lolz, I fucking win this thread.

[kaycey]

I bet she won't tell because it's someone from AP.
its not anyone from ap, i can tell that she likes keeping things separate. i think so, am i right invisible ink:-)

[HelpMeSleep]

yes, yes there are.

:whistle:
yup. it's true. :whistle:

[.invisible ink.]

its not anyone from ap, i can tell that she likes keeping things separate. i think so, am i right invisible ink:-)

:shrug:


I'll never tell! :-d

[kaycey]

:shrug:


I'll never tell! :-d
we aren't asking you for his name or where he lives or anything personal, just tell us if he's on ap.

[.invisible ink.]

we aren't asking you for his name or where he lives or anything personal, just tell us if he's on ap.

i like boys with good taste in music, so it would stand to venture that he could be a visitor to such a fine website as ap on occasion.

[kaycey]

i like boys with good taste in music, so it would stand to venture that he could be a visitor to such a fine website as ap on occasion.
username?

[.invisible ink.]

we aren't asking you for his name or where he lives or anything personal, just tell us if he's on ap.

username?

you just said you weren't going to ask for his name. don't try and trick me now!

like i said before, i don't kiss and tell. have fun guessing though!

[takemyhand]

wait. I don't see how you win?

mm. I have a perfect guy... and he actually exists.

I win.

[HelpMeSleep]

mm. I have a perfect guy... and he actually exists.

I win.
:-d lolz. who's to say you know anything about the men in my life?

you lose.

[takemyhand]

:-d lolz. who's to say you know anything about the men in my life?

you lose.

...who cares?
they're girly anyway

[kaycey]

you just said you weren't going to ask for his name. don't try and trick me now!

like i said before, i don't kiss and tell. have fun guessing though!
i said i won't ask you for his name not his username.

mm. I have a perfect guy... and he actually exists.

I win.
you are so full of yourself.
he's your hand isn't he?

[takemyhand]

you are so full of yourself.
he's your hand isn't he?

I'm not full of myself; I'm just awesome. jk.
and no, I have pictures with him.

[bung]

Women--Do not fret, mope, or cry! The majority of the female gender doesn't have me in their life, so they all lose. Although this statement may sound beneficial on my behalf, it really isn't. How can I be in my own life? Will I ever come to be aware of my own greatness, not viewed from my own subjective standpoint? How can something be in itself? Unless I transform into a snake eating its own tail, these questions will forever remain unanswered.

[takemyhand]

hahaha

[HelpMeSleep]

lawl. keegan ftw.

[kaycey]

Women--Do not fret, mope, or cry! The majority of the female gender doesn't have me in their life, so they all lose. Although this statement may sound beneficial on my behalf, it really isn't. How can I be in my own life? Will I ever come to be aware of my own greatness, not viewed from my own subjective standpoint? How can something be in itself? Unless I transform into a snake eating its own tail, these questions will forever remain unanswered.
this psot reminds me of hermux-tantamoq.

[bung]

this psot reminds me of hermux-tantamoq.

At least my craziness can be deciphered into something remotely sensible!

[kaycey]

lawl. keegan ftw.
i call it like i see it.can't figure out why she's beating at you.
don't know what she's trying to prove.
your awesome not her.

[kaycey]

At least my craziness can be deciphered into something remotely sensible!
hey i like that guy, i meant that in a good way:thumbup:

[bung]

hey i like that guy, i meant that in a good way:thumbup:

I actually like him, too! He brings something new to the table, so to speak.

[HelpMeSleep]

i call it like i see it.can't figure out why she's beating at you.
don't know what she's trying to prove.
your awesome not her.
and you were already the coolest today for getting me a pink dream car with your lottery money! now you've just added to that win! :-)

[TheByrus]

i like the abe lincoln hat design

[takemyhand]

i don't get why everyone flipped out at me because I said pubes don't bother me.
what of it?

[kaycey]

I actually like him, too! He brings something new to the table, so to speak.
well all i can say is that he's the only person on ap who makes me read his psots twice.

and you were already the coolest today for getting me a pink dream car with your lottery money! now you've just added to that win! :-)
http://damox.com/cars/wallpaper/Ferrari/Ferrari_Enzo_pink.jpg
you like?

[HelpMeSleep]

well all i can say is that he's the only person on ap who makes me read his psots twice.


http://damox.com/cars/wallpaper/Ferrari/Ferrari_Enzo_pink.jpg
you like?
haha. I think I read that dude's more than twice. although I will say dave makes me read MINE twice! lol

holy cow!! it looks like a pink racecar!!!!

[spansen]

i shave it all.. and, as far as how to do that.. there's a 'bodygroom' by norelco that works extremely well and very seldomly nicks me.

[spansen]

i like how my on topic is off topic right now.

[takemyhand]

lol I like how that ugly car killed the thread :|

[HelpMeSleep]

i like how my on topic is off topic right now.
A+ for effort. and an A+ for shaving. and an A+ for showing up! you're never here anymore!

[.invisible ink.]

i shave it all.. and, as far as how to do that.. there's a 'bodygroom' by norelco that works extremely well and very seldomly nicks me.


good to know and to pass on to all my friends! thanks spansen for your assistance. now there's no excuse for unsightly pubes.


btw i win. thanks for playing though.

[kwsqd]

ohhhh. see, that was the other thing I was thinking. wasn't sure though. well, like I said there are many hawt boys here.
o hai mandi

[HelpMeSleep]

o hai mandi
o haiii ken! :-)

[kwsqd]

o haiii ken! :-)
did you see? I added something to my profile! :-p

[HelpMeSleep]

did you see? I added something to my profile! :-p
andddd would that something be a really cute picture by any chance? :-p

[kwsqd]

andddd would that something be a really cute picture by any chance? :-p
:blush: if you say so!

[HelpMeSleep]

:blush: if you say so!
:-)

[spansen]

good to know and to pass on to all my friends! thanks spansen for your assistance. now there's no excuse for unsightly pubes.

you're welcome! ha

A+ for effort. and an A+ for shaving. and an A+ for showing up! you're never here anymore!
jeez! your post count has gone up like 2000 in a week or something.

[HelpMeSleep]

good to know and to pass on to all my friends! thanks spansen for your assistance. now there's no excuse for unsightly pubes.


btw i win. thanks for playing though.
I don't know why she was under the sad impression that she won anything.

you're welcome! ha


jeez! your post count has gone up like 2000 in a week or something.
I know. it's gone from 5k to almost 8k in a month lol.

[spansen]

mine is.. still about where it was.. ha

[HelpMeSleep]

haha. it's all good. you're more normal anyhow. :-)

[kaycey]

There's one long strand of hair that's growing just above my right earlobe. FUCK!
Going to church now, Jesus better make it disappear.

[Deadbolt23]

And on a related note...

[Jennurna Gray]

There's one long strand of hair that's growing just above my right earlobe. FUCK!
Going to church now, Jesus better make it disappear.
Rough night?

[kaycey]

Rough night?
No, did you?
My friend just yanked it out, crisis averted.

[Jennurna Gray]

No, did you?
My friend just yanked it out, crisis averted.
I'm not sure if we're on the same page here.

[.invisible ink.]

There's one long strand of hair that's growing just above my right earlobe. FUCK!
Going to church now, Jesus better make it disappear.

since when did earlobes end up with pubes growing out of them?

and

church? :-0

[kaycey]

I'm not sure if we're on the same page here.
I concur.

since when did earlobes end up with pubes growing out of them?

and

church? :-0
lol i just typed hair in the search function and there was a whole list of threads, i saw "for men" in the thread title and the rest is history.
Yeah my moms been bugging me to go cause the 31st of October is the death anniversary of my grandmother.

[xapplexpiex]

Nope. I did once because I thought I was going to have intercourse.

[Jennurna Gray]

26.22% of males answered correctly.

[The_Blackout94]

If i'm single, i leave them. I just don't care really. If i'm taken, i do what she wants really. Usually just trim a bit.

On a related note, i hate when I make an effort and shave/ trim/ whatever the hell she wants, then she won't shave hers or trim hers or whatever. Makes licking a chick out all the less fun.

[Name/Taken]

shave it all