My girlfriend and I were having kinky sex the other night

[xvszero]

and she bit me and it struck blood.

Which was fine and all, pretty hot at the moment.

But now I am waking up feeling like I haven't slept all night, losing track of time, sometimes I'll be outside and not even know how I got there, I'll find traces of blood on my clothes and my teeth hurt all the time.

WTF is going on?!!!?

[The Database]

You have AIDS.

[jwelborn]

Rabies?

[1check_1love]

vampire?

[xvszero]

Also I seem to have this newfound lust to find virgins and do unspeakable acts upon their bodies.





No wait, that was always there.

[KidLightning]

Also I seem to have this newfound lust to find virgins and do unspeakable acts upon their bodies.





No wait, that was always there.
Now I know this is fake. With dumb jokes like that, there's no way you actually have a girlfriend.

[Bishop]

Now I know this is fake. With dumb jokes like that, there's no way you actually have a girlfriend.

The fact that you couldn't even figure it out from the first post means you really have no room to be shit talking him.

[meliisssaaaa]

vampire

[Name_Taken]

vampire?
beat me.

[anamericangod]

you're the guy who said he was having sex with his girlfriend and she got bit by a bat. she then got rabies and you said you couldn't have sex with her for 6 months.

you're a fucking idiot.

[fantasma]

"Jim is on a long dark path"

[TakingBackDowd]

wow this joke fucking sucked so much cock.

[OveriseFan]

Now I know this is fake. With dumb jokes like that, there's no way you actually have a girlfriend.

The fact that you couldn't even figure it out from the first post means you really have no room to be shit talking him.

I thought that was the joke... that the reason he knows it's fake is because the guy couldn't get a girl with his humor (which is ridiculous because the first post should make you realize it's fake.)

[ashcroft]

I love your threads.

[atticus1492]

I am going to go out there and say I thought that this was funny. I didn't lol, but I did chuckle a little.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

I am going to go out there and say I thought that this was funny. I didn't lol, but I did chuckle a little.

Same.

[inCinerate.1028]

ouch.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

I thought it was funny.

I don't have to go into a corner and hide do I?

[apoemtothedead]

I always assumed that you were gay. :shrug:

[Pheshlee]

I am going to go out there and say I thought that this was funny. I didn't lol, but I did chuckle a little.

Ditto.

[stop snitchin]

It's threads like this where I wish spinefucker was still around.

[adam289]

dude, you're a fucking idiot.

[immorehxcthanu]

I was masturbating while listening to scenes from a movie and pulled a muscle in my neck...

[PickGuard]

I am going to go out there and say I thought that this was funny. I didn't lol, but I did chuckle a little.Same here

[chronomic]

the worst part is that i actually "get" his joke. haha jesus

[lake of tears]

aids std's

[pilot_light_out]

wow im jealous

[xvszero]

you're the guy who said he was having sex with his girlfriend and she got bit by a bat. she then got rabies and you said you couldn't have sex with her for 6 months.

you're a fucking idiot.

Maybe it wasn't rabies. Seems like it could be...








Something else?

DUN DUN DUN!

[Shatter590]

congratulations, you are now a vampire.

yes, it sucks, but it aint half bad once you get used to the entire "i need to drink blood" thing. its even kinda fun sometimes.

[leezer]

It's a sign that you need to renew your mortgage

Call 0900-MYGFBITMEANDNOWIMUSTRENEWMYINSURANC E-6

[IntoOblivion]

vampire?

i'm sorry to quote this but that shit, was just funny to read... not what the thread started as but this line online "vampire"

[animperfectcry]

Now I know this is fake. With dumb jokes like that, there's no way you actually have a girlfriend.

lol.:tophat: