OctoberNights
10/28/03, 04:45 PM
This could be the funniest blonde joke ive ever read...
(not dissin on blondes cuz i am one myself)
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady & rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the
horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse
to try & throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup & she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground
again & again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is
mere moments away from unconsciousness when........
the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
(not dissin on blondes cuz i am one myself)
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady & rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the
horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse
to try & throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup & she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground
again & again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is
mere moments away from unconsciousness when........
the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.