sex chat

[*SOCCERPUNK*]

an1 wanna talk?

[DCfreak]

I like to move it move it.

[doomcrs04]

I like to rub myself raw.

[lovely864md]

I like to rub myself raw.

Concidence! me too.

[anamericangod]

Pics plz.

[lovely864md]

http://z.about.com/d/sexuality/1/7/8/3/sex_positions_doggy_style.JPG

[jwelborn]

So arousing.

[doomcrs04]

Concidence! me too.
You live in ny, lets get together.

[lovely864md]

You live in ny, lets get together.

Yeah, it's a fairly small state.

[CatDiesel]

i wanna talk baby

[summer skin]

I want to poop back and forth
8TOk925l-5I

[notoaststereo]

I want to poop back and forth
8TOk925l-5I

holy shit. im reading Dave Eggars - The Best American Non Required Reading of 2006 and the screenplay for this scene is in it. fucking hysterical.

[immorehxcthanu]

when I think about you, I touch myself.

[itsjustadrian]

where's a good place to fuck if you don't have a house to do it at, a hotel isn't an option, and you won't do it in your car?

[xZiggyStardustx]

Someone else's house?

[immorehxcthanu]

a dumpster.

[xvszero]

where's a good place to fuck if you don't have a house to do it at, a hotel isn't an option, and you won't do it in your car?

Take her to the forest preserves, you're going to have to drive out there to bury the body anyway.

[pilot_light_out]

i got a boner

[AP_Punk]

Let's do some space docking, baby.

[WFUJerseyJon]

a/s/l check

[chronomic]

the forever part is hysterical

[pilot_light_out]

totally cyber

[FatJordan]

scatplay?

[Dumpweed]

))<>((
forever.

[atticus1492]

Please sex me.

[Ailite]

Man last weekend was good.

[lovely864md]

anal anyone?

[amour faux]

urethra anyone?

[Dan CiTi]

urethra anyone?
That's wayyyy too small a hole.

[emolaura]

sex is GOOD
enjoy it whlie he lasts.

[PadraicPrincess]

Why you comin' home
Five in the morning
Something's goin' on
Can I smell your dick?

[crit]

http://images.usatoday.com/Wires2Web/20070401/2770997084_TV_CHRIS_HANSENx.jpg

[lovely864md]

Why you comin' home
Five in the morning
Something's goin' on
Can I smell your dick?

8VhPHtKinmA

[LV03]

hahahhaha at the first video

[ForeverInADay]

I want to poop back and forth
8TOk925l-5I

Love this movie.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendID=219993905

[pilot_light_out]

Ohh Riiight

[4N6 science]

this is a ridiculous thread...

what was up with the urethra comment?!

[pilot_light_out]

you aint gotta say to much
by the look in your eyes
i can tell you wanna fuuuuuck

[emolaura]

hehe i like sex, sex is GOOD! lolz

[AP_Punk]

lolz

[summer skin]

Love this movie.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendID=219993905
Wtf? random 15 year old's myspace...

[popdisaster00]

I want to poop back and forth
8TOk925l-5I
Hahaha, what movie is that from again? I have to get it.

[summer skin]

Hahaha, what movie is that from again? I have to get it.
"You me and everyone we know".
It sucks though.

[popdisaster00]

"You me and everyone we know".
It sucks though.
Really. fuck. How come?

[summer skin]

Really. fuck. How come?
literally nothing happens, it sets up all these scenarios that could be great and they all go nowhere.

[ForeverInADay]

Wtf? random 15 year old's myspace...
Thread starters myspace...
literally nothing happens, it sets up all these scenarios that could be great and they all go nowhere.

I enjoyed it.

[pickett47]

That's wayyyy too small a hole.

False. After Wiki-cruising last year, one of my friends somehow stumbled upon this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penetrative_docking

There are videos. I don't recommend them. They'll probably make you throw up...

[Dan CiTi]

False. After Wiki-cruising last year, one of my friends somehow stumbled upon this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penetrative_docking

There are videos. I don't recommend them. They'll probably make you throw up...

Wow. Good to know though.

[PezMullet]

Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
and his ass

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's A Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you!

[crit]

sup babygirl!

[meliisssaaaa]

I want to poop back and forth


good movie

[VinnyJ5]

"You me and everyone we know".
It sucks though.

it thought it was alright. not much happens tho but that little kid is priceless in the entire movie

[emolaura]

an1 wanna talk?

i wanna talk *win wink* lolz

[emolaura]

Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
and his ass

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's A Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you!

this made me lolz

[seesky?fly.]

gonnorhea

[4N6 science]

gonnorhea

i just learned about how horrible that is in health class today...

[identitycrisis2]

-Unzips his pants-

[lindZ629]

:dweeba1:

[llwilliamsll]

i put on my wizard hat and robe

[andrew4045]

this made me lolz


its a bonus track by blink 182

[seesky?fly.]

i just learned about how horrible that is in health class today...
well then kids, that teaches us a lesson
dont be silly, wrap your willy

[4N6 science]

well then kids, that teaches us a lesson
dont be silly, wrap your willy


thats right if you don't want yellow creamy shit coming out of your dick, don't be a fool wrap that god damn tool!