View Full Version : Would you have sex with a corpse...
xvszero
12/07/07, 02:49 PM
if it was someone you loved who died before their time, and then resurrected as a zombie but was only slightly rotting?
FatJordan
12/07/07, 02:58 PM
No, one bad smell is enough to put up with.
xvszero
12/07/07, 03:00 PM
Yeah but it is only slightly rotting. You could probably make it wear perfume and barely notice the smell.
simplelivin_GCH
12/07/07, 03:00 PM
i think i just threw up in my mouth
xvszero
12/07/07, 03:01 PM
I forgot to mention that it is a friendly zombie, so it wouldn't try to eat you or anything.
4N6 science
12/07/07, 04:20 PM
i'm not a necrophiliac so id have to say nope...thats pretty gross to even consider..why did you even think of this?
SgtFumunda
12/07/07, 04:22 PM
The error in your question is that you didn't follow it up with "...for a million dollars."
No one in their right mind would do this for free. Zombies fucking eat people.
concernedparent
12/07/07, 04:23 PM
No.
myplasticyou
12/07/07, 04:25 PM
how stacked is she?
girl germs
12/07/07, 04:49 PM
i'm not a necrophiliac so id have to say nope...thats pretty gross to even consider..why did you even think of this?
I don't think he's serious. he's just making fun of the personal life forum and all the dumb questions people ask here. at least, that's what I think he's doing.
chronomic
12/07/07, 05:00 PM
duh
Fuck no. Wouldn't a sane person be more busy mourning? Sex should be the last thing on your mind.
allhourcymbals
12/07/07, 06:04 PM
What the hell?
If I was sick, which I'm not, my answer would be: No, I'd be afraid the penis would break off inside me. That'd be nasty.
AnF1500
12/07/07, 06:43 PM
yeah...no.
StrictlyBiznas
12/07/07, 06:44 PM
Wow...this made me lol
EDIT: No, I wouldn't. Not even for a million dollars.
xvszero
12/07/07, 06:44 PM
Come on, you guys are telling me if the love of your life died and you felt lost and alone without them then they resurrected and you had another chance to hold them in your arms and consummate that love you would be turned off by a little zombie rot?
Pussies.
The error in your question is that you didn't follow it up with "...for a million dollars."
No one in their right mind would do this for free. Zombies fucking eat people.
I forgot to mention that it is a friendly zombie, so it wouldn't try to eat you or anything.
cora_ann
12/07/07, 07:00 PM
This forum never ceases to surprise me/ make me laugh.
I'm just surprised there are no anal comments yet.
It'd give a new meaning to 'eating out', huh?
xvszero
12/07/07, 07:13 PM
It'd give a new meaning to 'eating out', huh?
Don't forget "boning."
shes.a.ghost
12/07/07, 07:15 PM
Is this even a serious question? You seem to be neglecting the fact that if you saw a dead person come back to life as a zombie that you would instantly be terrified. If you say otherwise you are a freak.
Gumbyjag
12/07/07, 09:25 PM
seriousness aside, if i was experiencing a seven year itch i'd totally hit it again just for kicks.
TakingBackDowd
12/07/07, 10:22 PM
this thread kinda sucks
lovely864md
12/07/07, 10:29 PM
Could get a little bit awkward if the important bits fell off or something.
Lueda Alia
12/08/07, 12:36 AM
Fuck no. Wouldn't a sane person be more busy mourning? Sex should be the last thing on your mind.
Liar.
AP_Punk
12/08/07, 12:40 AM
Yes, I would do myself.
pickett47
12/08/07, 12:58 AM
No, one bad smell is enough to put up with.
One of the best posts I've ever seen.
The Database
12/08/07, 01:09 AM
Vaginal, no.
Anal, yes.
xZiggyStardustx
12/08/07, 01:11 AM
yes
xvszero
12/08/07, 01:25 PM
Come on haven't you guys seen Wedding Crashers? People are horny as hell at funerals.
billyboatkid
12/08/07, 01:25 PM
Man you people think of some fucked up shit its hilarious!
ImJerry
12/08/07, 05:08 PM
in all seriousness, i totally would.
two reasons.
1. to hit that ass again.
2. well.. i'd fuck a zombie, lost love or not, just to say i have.
as long as its not a fat zombie.
Why in the name of Jesus would you ask this question?
Dan1234
12/08/07, 09:02 PM
if she's hot
atticus1492
12/08/07, 09:17 PM
Can a zombie prosecute me for rape? if not then yes.
hailthewarrior
12/08/07, 09:50 PM
:lol:
NO.
namembal
12/08/07, 09:50 PM
Depends who's corpse it is.
TheOtherAndrew
12/08/07, 09:51 PM
*insert Cher joke*
Vaginal, no.
Anal, yes.
if I learned anything from South Park, people shit themselves when they die
it's a no from me
seesky?fly.
12/09/07, 12:09 PM
if it was someone you loved who died before their time, and then resurrected as a zombie but was only slightly rotting?
sick as fuck dude, what if i shagged a guy and his dick snapped off?
chronomic
12/09/07, 02:56 PM
shagged...ahah
anamericangod
12/09/07, 03:05 PM
Talk about a strange sexual urge.
4N6 science
12/09/07, 04:32 PM
I don't think he's serious. he's just making fun of the personal life forum and all the dumb questions people ask here. at least, that's what I think he's doing.
regardless...its still sick to even come up with that, of all the things to think about..zombie sex is what he chooses... great!
Well, if my love came back to life, I'd want to bang her.
But then I think of the veneral diseases, the rotting, and the fact its a corpse.
I'd wing it.
S9Dallasoz
12/09/07, 04:58 PM
Not without protection.
mybreakingpoint
12/09/07, 05:34 PM
No, one bad smell is enough to put up with.
Amen.
Intertwined
12/09/07, 11:26 PM
Having sex with a corpse is just not right.
xvszero
12/10/07, 09:25 AM
sick as fuck dude, what if i shagged a guy and his dick snapped off?
That only happens on totally rotten corpses.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, not that I know personally or anything. I'd just imagine it is so.
pilot_light_out
12/10/07, 09:40 AM
ill fuck anything that walks
SubrosaSeductiv
12/10/07, 09:48 AM
ill fuck anything that walks
That is fucking grimy. Props though. We are probably missing out on alot that you understand.
...
This isn't awkward at all.
luv2laff88
12/10/07, 09:07 PM
What the hell?
If I was sick, which I'm not, my answer would be: No, I'd be afraid the penis would break off inside me. That'd be nasty.
exactly!
and ew :(
4N6 science
12/10/07, 09:20 PM
exactly!
and ew :(
im surprised you in this thread??!
parkerjamison
12/11/07, 06:50 AM
the slightly rotting throws me off.
heyzombiehitler
12/11/07, 07:42 AM
No, one bad smell is enough to put up with.
that was amazing. this thread is fucked though.
SubrosaSeductiv
12/11/07, 07:49 AM
that was amazing. this thread is fucked though.
We all thought you'd be into this zombie hitler.
heyzombiehitler
12/11/07, 08:18 AM
We all thought you'd be into this zombie hitler.
we? this post was made just for me? :-|
SubrosaSeductiv
12/11/07, 08:23 AM
we? this post was made just for me? :-|
No because I used the first person plural doesn't mean it was made for you. However, zombie Hitler has to like zombie sex.
summer skin
12/11/07, 11:01 AM
ill fuck anything that walks
I fuck people before they can walk.
And to answer the question, absolutely.
xvszero
12/11/07, 11:12 AM
exactly!
and ew :(
What are you so worried about? Free dildo!
jwelborn
12/11/07, 11:18 AM
I would have sex with natalie portman's corpse if she died, I mean I would have sex with her if she was alive. I just don't really see that happening. Just saying.
luv2laff88
12/11/07, 12:52 PM
What are you so worried about? Free dildo!
ahahahahha! ewwww
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