I tried eating out...and sex!

[nonamesleft]

Call me.

lol.

[xpunkyx]

Way way back in the 1980's....

yes. oh god yes.

[UntilItKillsYou]

yes. oh god yes.

i miss that show soooo much

[UntilItKillsYou]

I've only been eaten out by two different people...and the girl was way better at it.

I find that a bit strange, actually.

thats kinda hot and not surprising

Because I'm not some slut with my boobs sticking out like half the girls on here?

i think you are pretty :)

[Low Level Owl]

i realize i'm coming into this fairly late but i've read through most of the comments. i like going down on girls. i get pleasure out of it as well. plus, it is a real confidence booster when you do it right. with that being said, if girls expect guys to go down on them then they need to take the time to clean it every day. a vagina that smells awful is utterly disgusting and a major turn off. i don't want to stick my tongue into something that a girl pees and bleeds out of if they don't bother to clean it.
i also agree with the person who said that every vagina has a different taste but clean vaginas usually have subtle tastes or no taste at all.

[bailmeout13]

Just put a note in there so he'll get it next time. No conversation necessary.

Might be the greatest post I have ever read.

[punkyandy]

I enjoy eating vag. But then again, I'm good at it, so I'm told. Also, concernedparent, even though it may not have tasted that bad this time, different girls taste differently. The first girl I went down on tasted like old cheese. It was fucking awful. The next girl, though, had absolutely no taste. After several experiences, I have found myself to be a vag connoisseur of sorts. I swirl her hips around, sniff the vag, and dip my tongue in. After a moment's deliberation, I decide whether or not to commence. It's all about process and precedent, my friend.


fucking hilarious hahaha

[concernedparent]

I've always figured it made sense that lesbians or, more specifically, females that are attracted to females, would be better at performing oral sex on a female, and that males that are attracted to males would be better at performing oral sex on a male, because they are more aware of whats really going on down there, and how to make it work. They know what feels best. But of course, I know that girls can definetely give great head, and im sure some of the dudes know how to eat pussy like the back of their hand.

And it makes more sense that a lesbian/bi chick would be better at eating pussy because thats usually the number one thing they do sexually.
word

[CandyDistructio]

most of the time i'd rather give a guy oral than receive. :shrug: i (generally) prefer fingering / actual sex. i mean, don't get me wrong, oral's great.. but penetration is better. and a lot of girls i know prefer sex over oral. it's silly to generalize and think that girls will be upset or whatever if they don't get their share of oral; personally, i'd prefer other things. it all depends on the person.

Same. Don't get me wrong my boyfriend is amazing at going down, but I like amazing sex much better. Makes me happy. :]

[kissy0560]

I prefer when guys use their hands more than eating out. But that's just me.

[UntilItKillsYou]

I prefer when guys use their hands more than eating out. But that's just me.

i can get more done that way lol

[rockthatpit]

I prefer when guys use their hands more than eating out. But that's just me.

I'm the same there.

[infamous_alias]

I prefer when guys use their hands more than eating out. But that's just me.

It's really all about the combo.

[UntilItKillsYou]

I prefer when guys use their hands more than eating out. But that's just me.

I'm the same there.

care to provide any tips for the boy and girls in here?

not that i need them or anything

[rockthatpit]

care to provide any tips for the boy and girls in here?

not that i need them or anything

Haha, well for me it just feels better. Eating out feels good and all, but fingering (I haven't actually had sex yet so I can't speak for that) pleasures me more. Maybe it's because I can feel it more than just a tongue? I'm really not sure. I like being able to actually feel something inside me.

[Chancetobe]

Way way back in the 1980's....

Secret government employees, dug up famous guys and ladies...

I adore this show. Such a shame that it's gone.

[thetrueblood]

Haha, well for me it just feels better. Eating out feels good and all, but fingering (I haven't actually had sex yet so I can't speak for that) pleasures me more. Maybe it's because I can feel it more than just a tongue? I'm really not sure. I like being able to actually feel something inside me.

if he is just trying to stick his tongue inside of you, I can you see why you like it less.

[rockthatpit]

if he is just trying to stick his tongue inside of you, I can you see why you like it less.

Not totally, but kind of yeah.

[hjohnson021]

It's really all about the combo.

sooo true.

[infamous_alias]

Threads like this make me ridiculously horny haha...

[chronomic]

Haha, well for me it just feels better. Eating out feels good and all, but fingering (I haven't actually had sex yet so I can't speak for that) pleasures me more. Maybe it's because I can feel it more than just a tongue? I'm really not sure. I like being able to actually feel something inside me.

im not gonna lie that was pretty hot

[deapcutz]

Everything always seems better in your head until you act it out. But maybe you will get better at eating out and begin to enjoy it.

[Derekx]

I read somewhere that a girls diet can affect how they taste, not sure if it's true or not.

Anyways, I'm down.

[FatJordan]

im not gonna lie that was pretty hot

Dudeeeeeeee...she's 17...not cool.

I read somewhere that a girls diet can affect how they taste, not sure if it's true or not.

Anyways, I'm down.

It's similar with semen...various foods affect your natural odor. Random fact: whenever you eat onions, they are actually secreted somewhat through your pores.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/ungod11/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg

[boykosaurus]

It's similar with semen...various foods affect your natural odor. Random fact: whenever you eat onions, they are actually secreted somewhat through your pores.

Holy crap this is so true and my friends don't believe me! After I eat a cheesesteak I smell like onions later! Weird...

[rockthatpit]

Dudeeeeeeee...she's 17...not cool.

Hey man, I'm dating a 20 year old :shrug: Plus, age of consent in Texas is 17.

[chronomic]

Dudeeeeeeee...she's 17...not cool.

lolol

[istealkidsmoney]

care to provide any tips for the boy and girls in here?

not that i need them or anything

using just fingers is a little more difficult than both tongue and fingers. the g spot is on the anterior part of the vag... so you have to either press up or do a kind of "come hither" motion to get it. i find a lot of girls like the "come hither" kind of thing while your licking their clit. that was really graphic.

[chronomic]

using just fingers is a little more difficult than both tongue and fingers. the g spot is on the anterior part of the vag... so you have to either press up or do a kind of "come hither" motion to get it. i find a lot of girls like the "come hither" kind of thing while your licking their clit. that was really graphic.

ah yes, come hither you, come hither.



lol im saying that next time

[istealkidsmoney]

bahaha. good plan.

[TMartin442]

ah yes, come hither you, come hither.



lol im saying that next time

hahahahha i love it. i fucking love it. that is dirty stuff. but god damn i love it.

[pilot_light_out]

this thread seems to be choking. i hope it doesnt die.

[vixsummer]

It's similar with semen...various foods affect your natural odor. Random fact: whenever you eat onions, they are actually secreted somewhat through your pores.




This is true - certain foods can make you taste better (pineapples, other fruits) and others can make you taste worse (asparagus, dairy).

http://www.couplescompany.com/Advice/Sexuality/Semen.htm

[LV03]

^ just dont swallow, and then you have nothing to worry about

[boykosaurus]

crap...I eat a lot of dairy

[kshtoinks12]

I'll be trying these things tonight.

[rockthatpit]

crap...I eat a lot of dairy

I know, right? I'm like...crap. That's the second reason for me to cut back on my dairy. The first being that dairy fucks with your vocal cords, and I'm a singer.

[LV03]

no smoking
no alcohol
no caffeine

fuck that.

[rockthatpit]

no smoking
no alcohol
no caffeine

fuck that.

Straight edgers have the best tasting semen, it seems.

[FatJordan]

Straight edgers have the best tasting semen, it seems.

Try mine...then we'll see who has the best tasting.

[LV03]

Straight edgers have the best tasting semen, it seems.
haha

[AP_Punk]

:-|

[concernedparent]

Bumped for more sexual pleasure.

[rockthatpit]

Haha

[NEP633]

no caffeine. what?

[pilot_light_out]

i came here to study the great american art of muff diving!

[concernedparent]

i came here to study the great american art of muff diving!
Well you're late to the party.