I tried eating out...and sex!

[concernedparent]

Sex was fun. Eating out seemed better in my head than in real life. I have no desire to really do that again.

[Roboman]

Sigh. 20 page thread: GO!

[chronomic]

haha, yes.

[amysaurus]

I personally think it's a little weird when guys are down there. It feels good and all, but it's a bit awkward.

[concernedparent]

I personally think it's a little weird when guys are down there. It feels good and all, but it's a bit awkward.
Didn't taste as strong as I imagined it would, but it didn't really taste pleasant either. Again, I probably wouldn't do it again.

[concernedparent]

Sex was fun. Eating out seemed better in my head than in real life. I have no desire to really do that again.
After sex, the girl was like "what'd you think?" (it was her second time) and I was like "it was fun," haha. I think I hurt her feelings a little bit. I didn't know what else to say though.

[gloriousmuse]

I love getting it, so it makes me feel happy :-)

[.invisible ink.]

Wow, the other day I actually caught myself wondering where Casey had been since I hadn't seen too many posts lately from him, now I know.

Damn, you've been busy. :) Not sure what else to say except that you should try it again, girls really dig it for the most part, which will ensure you get lots of play in the future.

[concernedparent]

Sigh. 20 page thread: GO!
Don't tell us what to do.

[allhourcymbals]

How do you tell a guy that he's not good at it? :shrug: What an awkward conversation..

[absolutecrunk]

How do you tell a guy that he's not good at it? :shrug: What an awkward conversation..
Just put a note in there so he'll get it next time. No conversation necessary.

[allhourcymbals]

Just put a note in there so he'll get it next time. No conversation necessary.

Hahah thanks, i'll remember to pick up some post-its next time.

[xvszero]

Again, I probably wouldn't do it again.

Better enjoy blowjobs while you can man, once you get a bit older girls get smarter and do NOT put up with that shit unless you reciprocate.

[StrictlyBiznas]

Why is it called eating out? Who came up with that? It makes it sound so gross; even thought it's so good. ;-)

[DCfreak]

if the guy is your boyfriend i don't think it should be too awkward.. if not then i just wouldn't tell him. Idk why but i really like giving oral sex... it really turns me on before we actually start having sex.

[concernedparent]

Well, I was also getting sick yesterday, so nothing really tasted great in general, haha.

[anamericangod]

Wtf is this eating out nonsense. I was unaware people performed anything but anal. Unacceptable.

[Roboman]

Wtf is this eating out nonsense. I was unaware people performed anything but anal. Unacceptable.

Damn straight, what the shit is this?

[AnF1500]

Congratulations. Having a guy go down on you is completley overrated...or it could be that everyone I have come across sucked.

[anamericangod]

Congratulations. Having a guy go down on you is completley overrated...or it could be that everyone I have come across sucked.

You look amazing, so I hope your vagina is very similar.

[AnF1500]

You look amazing, so I hope your vagina is very similar.

Oh my

[xvszero]

Congratulations. Having a guy go down on you is completley overrated...or it could be that everyone I have come across sucked.

You're probably just fucking a bunch of dumb horny guys who just want to get it over with because they don't really give a shit about you beyond getting off themselves.

[AnF1500]

You're probably just fucking a bunch of dumb horny guys who just want to get it over with because they don't really give a shit about you beyond getting off themselves.

Ah blunt honesty? Nah, I think they just really do suck.

[a gym bag]

Congratulations. Having a guy go down on you is completley overrated...or it could be that everyone I have come across sucked.
It's because you take Noam Chomsky seriously.

[concernedparent]

You look amazing, so I hope your vagina is very similar.
Suck up.

[xvszero]

Ah blunt honesty? Nah, I think they just really do suck.

Of course they suck, they're all trogs.

[AnF1500]

It's because you take Noam Chomsky seriously.
Haha your credibility is now all gone

[concernedparent]

Oh shit 24000 posts mothafuckaaaa

[xvszero]

24,002 posts since Mar 2006

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[a gym bag]

Haha your credibility is now all gone
That's laughable, coming from someone who likes Emery, Bright Eyes, and finds socialism to be a significant enough aspect of their life to include in their profile.

[AnF1500]

That's laughable, coming from someone who likes Emery, Bright Eyes, and finds socialism to be a significant enough aspect of their life to include in their profile.
....further credibility gone

[xvszero]

You two stop arguing and admit that one of you is a trog, and the other is a trog fucker.

[concernedparent]

That's laughable, coming from someone who likes Emery, Bright Eyes, and finds socialism to be a significant enough aspect of their life to include in their profile.
Emery's bad but Bright Eyes, come on now.

[snowtires]

Congratulations. Having a guy go down on you is completley overrated...or it could be that everyone I have come across sucked.

from my first hand experience of what what i've seen and what i've been told, it's definitely the second one. guys just have to realize that they're not trying to stick as much of the girl's crotch into their mouth as possible and that they're also not supposed to be like a pig eating out of a trough.

[concernedparent]

This threads starting to gross me out. I've created a monster.

[xvszero]

from my first hand experience of what what i've seen and what i've been told, it's definitely the second one. guys just have to realize that they're not trying to stick as much of the girl's crotch into their mouth as possible and that they're also not supposed to be like a pig eating out of a trough.

Nah dude we have already determined she was fucking a bunch of trogs. I'd put money on this girl has never had a longterm, caring relationship built on love and mutual respect in her life.

[concernedparent]

Nah dude we have already determined she was fucking a bunch of trogs. I'd put money on this girl has never had a longterm, caring relationship built on love and mutual respect in her life.
You sure are a quick judge.

[UntilItKillsYou]

ive never liked doing it. fortunately most of the girls that i have been with are more G spot oriented. my penis takes care of that desire

[snowtires]

You sure are a quick judge.

if that girl was busted, you'd be pretty quick to agree with him

[DCfreak]

eh if you are good at it you can make em sing. So far the startrek guy said it best.

[AnF1500]

from my first hand experience of what what i've seen and what i've been told, it's definitely the second one. guys just have to realize that they're not trying to stick as much of the girl's crotch into their mouth as possible and that they're also not supposed to be like a pig eating out of a trough.
Please, come lecture the college men of Connecticut.

[simplelivin_GCH]

eh if you are good at it you can make em sing. So far the startrek guy said it best.

haha make em sing, you got it right bro

[snowtires]

Please, come lecture the college men of Connecticut.

i think it's because they're so excited that they're about to get their dick wet that they forget the task at hand. the girl always has to come first, in every definition of the word

[UntilItKillsYou]

Please, come lecture the college men of Connecticut.

or you could come to florida ;) lol

[snowtires]

ah, internet flirting.

[Gumbyjag]

lucky bastard, it was the taste that turned you off? was the chick decent?

[snowtires]

Please, come lecture the college men of Connecticut.

i will say this: if your shit isn't shaved, that might explain the lack of enthusiasm on the guys' part. licking/having a mouth full of pubic hair is absolutely fucking disgusting

[redsand62]

i will say this: if your shit isn't shaved, that might explain the lack of enthusiasm on the guys' part. licking/having a mouth full of pubic hair is absolutely fucking disgusting


speak for yourself.

[snowtires]

speak for yourself.

ew. jungle muff is fucking gross

[DCfreak]

speak for yourself.


are you suggesting you LIKE eating out hairy girls? =\ yeaaaah I expect it to atleast be trimmed well.

[redsand62]

ew. jungle muff is fucking gross


i don't discriminate.


i'm kidding... are there really girls out there that don't shave??! it's the year 2007! i have yet to encounter such a vagina.

[snowtires]

i don't discriminate.


i'm kidding... are there really girls out there that don't shave??! it's the year 2007! i have yet to encounter such a vagina.

i, unfortunately, have. i was dating this girl in the beginning of the year, i've known her for a while, always thought she was cute but honestly never had more than a two word conversation with her. anyway, we finally hung out one night and hit it off and started dating. everything was going great and i was like, man this HAS to be too good to be true. boy was i right. jungle muff like crazy, she even prided herself on 'not giving in to male pressure to shave.' yo, wtf. like you said, it's 2007. damn, i shave my shit, most of my guy friends do, too. get with the times, ladies.

but, if i go by my experiences in the past year, then she only represents 20% of the female population, so that's a good start.

[simplelivin_GCH]

i will say this: if your shit isn't shaved, that might explain the lack of enthusiasm on the guys' part. licking/having a mouth full of pubic hair is absolutely fucking disgusting

ditto

[redsand62]

i, unfortunately, have. i was dating this girl in the beginning of the year, i've known her for a while, always thought she was cute but honestly never had more than a two word conversation with her. anyway, we finally hung out one night and hit it off and started dating. everything was going great and i was like, man this HAS to be too good to be true. boy was i right. jungle muff like crazy, she even prided herself on 'not giving in to male pressure to shave.' yo, wtf. like you said, it's 2007. damn, i shave my shit, most of my guy friends do, too. get with the times, ladies.

but, if i go by my experiences in the past year, then she only represents 20% of the female population, so that's a good start.


That's the worst logic I've ever heard. No wait... that doesn't even count as logic. Please tell me that's why the relationship ended.

[AP_Punk]

I don't mind doing it.

[snowtires]

That's the worst logic I've ever heard. No wait... that doesn't even count as logic. Please tell me that's why the relationship ended.

not why it ended, but certainly one of the things that made it easier for me to deal with when it did

[redsand62]

not why it ended, but certainly one of the things that made it easier for me to deal with when it did


The second you saw hair you should have zipped up your pants and gotten out of there!

[Joe DeAndrea]

You look amazing, so I hope your vagina is very similar.

:rotfl:

[AP_Punk]

It's because you take Noam Chomsky seriously.

Chomsky kicks ass.

[TwoPartsGabe]

The second you saw hair you should have zipped up your pants and gotten out of there!

word.

[Siren Silently]

Welcome to the club?

[redsand62]

Welcome to the club?


That piece of toast definitely has a smiley face!

[theguilt engine]

Sex was fun. Eating out seemed better in my head than in real life. I have no desire to really do that again.
I love it.

[theguilt engine]

That's laughable, coming from someone who likes Emery, Bright Eyes, and finds socialism to be a significant enough aspect of their life to include in their profile.
You're an idiot.

[theguilt engine]

Nah dude we have already determined she was fucking a bunch of trogs. I'd put money on this girl has never had a longterm, caring relationship built on love and mutual respect in her life.
You should probably die, too.

[theguilt engine]

ew. jungle muff is fucking gross
JUNGLE MUFF? That's the most amazing thing I've heard in a loooong time.

No, but really, when I go down on my girlfriend it turns me on hardcore. But, she's well groomed, extremely attractive, and I'm good so her leg starts going wild. Ha. No, but, really. Jungle muff...hilarious.

It's never really tasted bad before, either... We try and make sure we're all cleaned up and stuff before we do it. I don't really think she wants to give me head when I just got back from the gym and my nuts smell like death and rotten apples.

[pickett47]

I don't really think she wants to give me head when I just got back from the gym and my nuts smell like death and rotten apples.

That's strangely specific...

[DCfreak]

i, unfortunately, have. i was dating this girl in the beginning of the year, i've known her for a while, always thought she was cute but honestly never had more than a two word conversation with her. anyway, we finally hung out one night and hit it off and started dating. everything was going great and i was like, man this HAS to be too good to be true. boy was i right. jungle muff like crazy, she even prided herself on 'not giving in to male pressure to shave.' yo, wtf. like you said, it's 2007. damn, i shave my shit, most of my guy friends do, too. get with the times, ladies.

but, if i go by my experiences in the past year, then she only represents 20% of the female population, so that's a good start.


my ex girlfriends roommate at college has the same philisophy.... so stupid but she wont evne shave her pits... She is pretty damn hot too.. such a shame.

[concernedparent]

lucky bastard, it was the taste that turned you off? was the chick decent?
Well I was sick so I didn't enjoy the taste, haha. Yeah, she's hot.

[snowtires]

The second you saw hair you should have zipped up your pants and gotten out of there!

easier said than done. plus, i mean, i DID like her, in spite of that. it was just kinda gross is all.

[Siren Silently]

Well I was sick so I didn't enjoy the taste, haha. Yeah, she's hot.

Pics or she didn't.. yeah.

[The Database]

i, unfortunately, have. i was dating this girl in the beginning of the year, i've known her for a while, always thought she was cute but honestly never had more than a two word conversation with her. anyway, we finally hung out one night and hit it off and started dating. everything was going great and i was like, man this HAS to be too good to be true. boy was i right. jungle muff like crazy, she even prided herself on 'not giving in to male pressure to shave.' yo, wtf. like you said, it's 2007. damn, i shave my shit, most of my guy friends do, too. get with the times, ladies.

but, if i go by my experiences in the past year, then she only represents 20% of the female population, so that's a good start.
Ew.

[theguilt engine]

That's strangely specific...
I know what my nuts taste like man, trust me. ;-)

[lilRIPsta]

i love pussy, but i aint lickin it

[SgtFumunda]

I enjoy eating vag. But then again, I'm good at it, so I'm told. Also, concernedparent, even though it may not have tasted that bad this time, different girls taste differently. The first girl I went down on tasted like old cheese. It was fucking awful. The next girl, though, had absolutely no taste. After several experiences, I have found myself to be a vag connoisseur of sorts. I swirl her hips around, sniff the vag, and dip my tongue in. After a moment's deliberation, I decide whether or not to commence. It's all about process and precedent, my friend.

[crusedhopper]

Eww, I don't understand how some chicks dont shave their nether regions. Let the Vaggie roam free, it doesn't deserve to be trapped in a forest of curlie twirlies.

[chronomic]

I enjoy eating vag. But then again, I'm good at it, so I'm told. Also, concernedparent, even though it may not have tasted that bad this time, different girls taste differently. The first girl I went down on tasted like old cheese. It was fucking awful. The next girl, though, had absolutely no taste. After several experiences, I have found myself to be a vag connoisseur of sorts. I swirl her hips around, sniff the vag, and dip my tongue in. After a moment's deliberation, I decide whether or not to commence. It's all about process and precedent, my friend.

the first time i found out that not all vag tastes the same i was pleasently supprised. its like a mystery you have to solve now.

[myantiyou]

That's laughable, coming from someone who likes Emery, Bright Eyes, and finds socialism to be a significant enough aspect of their life to include in their profile.

what was that?

[a gym bag]

what was that?
You read correctly. Conor Oberst is the most overrated songwriter of all time. No question.

[FondestMemory]

eating out is my favorite thing in the world.

[xvszero]

You should probably die, too.

Funny though that she didn't seem to deny it.

If you're fucking a bunch of college party dudes do you really think they give a shit if you get off? Of course they will all PRETEND they do to get some pussy, but they will rush through that oral as fast as they can so they can stick it in.

[simplelivin_GCH]

You read correctly. Conor Oberst is the most overrated songwriter of all time. No question.

nonsense

[bassdrummer2333]

You look amazing, so I hope your vagina is very similar.

lol. very blunt.

[concernedparent]

Funny though that she didn't seem to deny it.

If you're fucking a bunch of college party dudes do you really think they give a shit if you get off? Of course they will all PRETEND they do to get some pussy, but they will rush through that oral as fast as they can so they can stick it in.
Ah look at this bitch over here, all sensitive and shit. You're so much cooler than everyone else.

[myantiyou]

You read correctly. Conor Oberst is the most overrated songwriter of all time. No question.

if he were overrated, he deserves it. he's not some arrogant prick either.

[anamericangod]

Ah look at this bitch over here, all sensitive and shit. You're so much cooler than everyone else.

He's 28 and likes to make posts about how his girlfriend got rabies while they were having sex. He is a true winner, through and through.

[concernedparent]

He's 28 and likes to make posts about how his girlfriend got rabies while they were having sex. He is a true winner, through and through.
Let's bully him.

[desipunk7]

Oh shit 24000 posts mothafuckaaaa

get a life

[absolutecrunk]

This thread got cooler once it started being about making fun of other people.

[Esrb99]

anal.

[pickett47]

This thread got cooler once it started being about making fun of other people.

That usually happens.

[Adrian Villagomez]

I should check out this forum more often.

[concernedparent]

get a life
I haven't posted in weeks, bitch.

[concernedparent]

This thread has more views than the personal life forum rules thread.

[icyeyes26]

Wow, the title of this tread is so... I dont even know what to say.

[pickett47]

This thread has more views than the personal life forum rules thread.

That's because of your amazing subject line.

Oh yeah, and the fact that no one ever cares about the rules.

Vag >>>>>>>>>> rules.

[Blakebear]

I don't think I'm very good at the whole going down thing :(

she certainly doesn't seem to appreciate it as much as sex.

I think I need to take a women's studies class or something :(

[concernedparent]

Wow, the title of this tread is so... I dont even know what to say.
Self-explanatory?

[concernedparent]

I don't think I'm very good at the whole going down thing :(

she certainly doesn't seem to appreciate it as much as sex.

I think I need to take a women's studies class or something :(
I'm not sure if a woman's studies course would teach eating out.

[pickett47]

I'm not sure if a woman's studies course would teach eating out.

Right, they teach blowjobs and receiving anal. I mean, it is a course for women.

[atticus1492]

What a man. You are so grown up. Yay for you.

[SingleDoubt]

What a man. You are so grown up. Yay for you.

virgin.

[atticus1492]

virgin.

Yep.

[icyeyes26]

Self-explanatory?
No, thats not what I was thinking...

I don't know, I'll leave now.

[xvszero]

Ah look at this bitch over here, all sensitive and shit. You're so much cooler than everyone else.

Sensitive? Nah I'm pretty much being a dick, but I'm only half serious.

Still though, it is a pet peeve of mine when girls whine about guys sucking at sex, and then you find out they're just mostly just "hooking up" or dating total assholes and never actually having longterm caring relationships. It's just common sense that the more someone has invested into something, the more effort they will put into it.

Might as well join a band where everyone is more concerned about what their hair looks like and how popular they are going to be and how many chicks they will get for being in a band than sitting down together and writing music, and then complain when your music sucks ass.

[Beloved Broken]

Dude, no vagina tastes/smells exactly like, say, chocolate & crushed roses.
The arousing part is her reactions, not her taste.

I made a girl CRY from joy by eating her out. Guess if I was aroused after that.

[ForeverInADay]

No, thats not what I was thinking...

I don't know, I'll leave now.

were you looking for "annoyingly seeking attention"? Because that's what I get from this thread.

[SingleDoubt]

No, thats not what I was thinking...

I don't know, I'll leave now.

the OC is soooooo 2005

[redsand62]

the OC is soooooo 2005



ahhhh, i'm listening to "california" right now!

[Ailite]

I like doing it.

[jorn444]

I'm more of a receiving fan, but maybe if it's her birthday or something...;-)

[SingleDoubt]

i'll eat out if i'm drunk enough, but my ex had a really funky smelling crotch.

[icyeyes26]

were you looking for "annoyingly seeking attention"? Because that's what I get from this thread.
:efu:

[icyeyes26]

the OC is soooooo 2005
You watched it?

Retro.

[Ailite]

I'm pretty good at doing it, but I've heard te horror stories, like sneezing, or God forbid, vomiting.

Sit there for a second and think of that.

[4N6 science]

I love getting it, so it makes me feel happy :-)

well i love giving it...hit me up sometime.

I'm Jon

[updownleftright]

Dude, no vagina tastes/smells exactly like, say, chocolate & crushed roses.
The arousing part is her reactions, not her taste.

I made a girl CRY from joy by eating her out. Guess if I was aroused after that.

goodgreif..

although this is completely irreleveant, i found out yesterday watching too much porn leads to impotence.

[Ailite]

i found out yesterday watching too much porn leads to impotence.
Haha, indeed it does

[The Revisionist]

Assuming they are clean, I love going down on women. I highly recommend you try it at least once more and see if you enjoy it more, I was slightly lukewarm to it my first time.

[Ailite]

I love your avatar

[concernedparent]

What a man. You are so grown up. Yay for you.
Quit acting like I was bragging. You're just a jealous lameo.

[SingleDoubt]

You watched it?

Retro.

your avatar looks like rachel bilson giving a bj (the spiderman mask looks like boxer shorts)

[ForeverInADay]

:efu:

You must be fucking stupid because if anything I was insulting Casey and his attention seeking.

[3eb23]

Oh shit 24000 posts mothafuckaaaa

for some reason that made me think of mclovin from superbad...

[SubrosaSeductiv]

I honestly don't even know what to say about this thread.

I would congratulate you, but...

1. I'm not your friend.

and

2. The fact that probably as soon as you were done you hopped on AP.net to tell everyone in the world.

WTF?!?!?!?

[xvszero]

Quit acting like I was bragging. You're just a jealous lameo.

Jealous of what? Unless you learn to like going down on a girl, or at least learn to not dislike it, you won't be getting much action in college besides half-drunken sluts.

Maybe that is all you want though, who knows.

[pilot_light_out]

you cant say you dont like eating pussy after only eating one pussy. thats pussy discrimination, and thats wrong.

[FatJordan]

Jealous of what? Unless you learn to like going down on a girl, or at least learn to not dislike it, you won't be getting much action in college besides half-drunken sluts.

Disagree. As long as you're not a complete chud, you'll easily be able to pull girls in college with effort. I've seen many people do it, lots of which never go south.

[xvszero]

Disagree. As long as you're not a complete chud, you'll easily be able to pull girls in college with effort. I've seen many people do it, lots of which never go south.

Yeah, half-drunken sluts.

Or maybe stupid insecure girls who don't realize their own worth. Who, coincidentally, tend to be half-drunken sluts.

Good luck finding a strong-willed, intelligent college girl who is ok with giving blowjobs but getting none herself.

And even more good luck finding one out of college.

[The Revisionist]

you cant say you dont like eating pussy after only eating one pussy. thats pussy discrimination, and thats wrong.Truth in this statement.

[Kill_the_radio]

your avatar looks like rachel bilson giving a bj (the spiderman mask looks like boxer shorts)

:rotfl:

[FatJordan]

Yeah, half-drunken sluts.

Or maybe stupid insecure girls who don't realize their own worth. Who, coincidentally, tend to be half-drunken sluts.

Good luck finding a strong-willed, intelligent college girl who is ok with giving blowjobs but getting none herself.

And even more good luck finding one out of college.

Eh, everyone lives their lives differently I guess.

[xvszero]

Yeah, and most girls don't put up with that shit at a certain point.

Ok, maybe I'm forgetting how many drunken sluts and overall stupid girls there are at college.

But my point is, longterm, if you take the attitude that you WON'T give a girl oral, you are cutting off a lot of sexual potential. Most girls get past the whole "omg I have to do everything I can to make a guy happy" phase eventually and realize they want to be happy too.

High school girls are notoriously stupid about thinking they have to bend over backwards for guys. Maybe some college girls too, but I assure you it is less and less girls the older you get, especially if you want an intelligent, longterm partner.

[FatJordan]

Yeah, and most girls don't put up with that shit at a certain point.

Ok, maybe I'm forgetting how many drunken sluts and overall stupid girls there are at college.

But my point is, longterm, if you take the attitude that you WON'T give a girl oral, you are cutting off a lot of sexual potential. Most girls get past the whole "omg I have to do everything I can to make a guy happy" phase eventually and realize they want to be happy too.

High school girls are notoriously stupid about thinking they have to bend over backwards for guys. Maybe some college girls too, but I assure you it is less and less girls the older you get, especially if you want an intelligent, longterm partner.

Yeah, I guess with the addition of "longterm", I might agree with you. I do know some girls though who just aren't sexually minded like that. I know some girls who have no problem giving blowjobs, but are distgusted by having guys go down on them.

In the long run, I would agree with you for sure...but without reading another page from this post, I'm guessing that was the first mention of longterm in this post.

[xvszero]

Well I use "longterm" to mean longterm casual hookups too.

I mean if he is planning on jumping from girl to girl (maybe he is, knowing Casey) then I guess he can pull a quick one on them and get some action before they even realize he has no intention of putting effort in learning how to make them feel good.

Or if he is planning on hooking up with drunk sluts all the time (maybe he is, knowing Casey) then I guess it won't matter much because drunk sluts will fuck anyone.

But if he is ever planning on having mutually satisfying sex with a girl he actually respects... he better not give up on the idea of going down on a girl this fast.

Then again, it is kind of like alcohol. People try it once and say it was gross and they have no interest in trying it again. Then next thing you know they're wasted every weekend. I'm sure our young friend will be muff diving again before he knows it.

[pickett47]

you cant say you dont like eating pussy after only eating one pussy. thats pussy discrimination, and thats wrong.

The ACLU is all over that shit. Look out!

[saysmydoctor]

I've had my fair share of blowjobs, but I've never seen the appeal in eating out some girl's vagina.

[xvszero]

I've had my fair share of blowjobs, but I've never seen the appeal in eating out some girl's vagina.

Also you're 17.

Exactly.

[saysmydoctor]

I'm just selfish.

[xvszero]

Don't worry, you'll be in for a reality check over the next few years as well.

[saysmydoctor]

So will you, I'm assuming.

[xerovision1]

After sex, the girl was like "what'd you think?" (it was her second time) and I was like "it was fun," haha. I think I hurt her feelings a little bit. I didn't know what else to say though.

well really though, how would you respond to that? if you tell the truth she'll be pissed/hurt and if you lie she won't believe you anyway.

[xvszero]

I will?

Relationships don't change too much from the late 20's to the early 30's.

Now the 40's... yeah. That is where the midlife crisis' start hitting.

[concernedparent]

I honestly don't even know what to say about this thread.

I would congratulate you, but...

1. I'm not your friend.

and

2. The fact that probably as soon as you were done you hopped on AP.net to tell everyone in the world.

WTF?!?!?!?
Nah, it was like a day later and I was like "I should post this on AP."

[concernedparent]

Jealous of what? Unless you learn to like going down on a girl, or at least learn to not dislike it, you won't be getting much action in college besides half-drunken sluts.

Maybe that is all you want though, who knows.
What's your problem? You're such a jerk, seriously.

[concernedparent]

Well I use "longterm" to mean longterm casual hookups too.

I mean if he is planning on jumping from girl to girl (maybe he is, knowing Casey) then I guess he can pull a quick one on them and get some action before they even realize he has no intention of putting effort in learning how to make them feel good.

Or if he is planning on hooking up with drunk sluts all the time (maybe he is, knowing Casey) then I guess it won't matter much because drunk sluts will fuck anyone.

But if he is ever planning on having mutually satisfying sex with a girl he actually respects... he better not give up on the idea of going down on a girl this fast.

Then again, it is kind of like alcohol. People try it once and say it was gross and they have no interest in trying it again. Then next thing you know they're wasted every weekend. I'm sure our young friend will be muff diving again before he knows it.
Anywho, fact is I said I didn't enjoy it, but again, I was getting sick. I would do it again def for a girl I really liked. I'm all about making the girl happy (moreso than myself), so quit acting like I'm some jerk guy who doesn't give a shit. That's not true, I just didn't enjoy it the first time. Damn son.

[concernedparent]

well really though, how would you respond to that? if you tell the truth she'll be pissed/hurt and if you lie she won't believe you anyway.
Well I enjoyed the sex part, so the truth would be it was good, haha. But it was hard to think of a good response.

[concernedparent]

Well I use "longterm" to mean longterm casual hookups too.

I mean if he is planning on jumping from girl to girl (maybe he is, knowing Casey) then I guess he can pull a quick one on them and get some action before they even realize he has no intention of putting effort in learning how to make them feel good.

Or if he is planning on hooking up with drunk sluts all the time (maybe he is, knowing Casey) then I guess it won't matter much because drunk sluts will fuck anyone.

But if he is ever planning on having mutually satisfying sex with a girl he actually respects... he better not give up on the idea of going down on a girl this fast.

Then again, it is kind of like alcohol. People try it once and say it was gross and they have no interest in trying it again. Then next thing you know they're wasted every weekend. I'm sure our young friend will be muff diving again before he knows it.

And I've never hooked up with a drunk chick.

[jwelborn]

Congratulations! Oral Sex is overrated anyway.

[jwelborn]

And I've never hooked up with a drunk chick.

Put that on your to do list.

[Alexxx]

haha congratulations!

[WillPhoenix]

It sucks that people are so close-minded about stuff, and so insecure that if a girl had (for example) hairy armpits, it's a "shame" because they're "pretty hot" otherwise. It just grosses you out because you're brainwashed by American culture and media and social standards that anything besides the accepted prototype is something you shouldn't like. If nobody ever told you you weren't supposed to be grossed out by something like that, you wouldn't even think twice about it.

Disambiguate yourself from what you're told to do & think. I think it's ten times sexier when girls do what they want, and their choice of nether-regions grooming doesn't become a deciding factor in what I think of them.

[a gym bag]

It sucks that people are so close-minded about stuff, and so insecure that if a girl had (for example) hairy armpits, it's a "shame" because they're "pretty hot" otherwise. It just grosses you out because you're brainwashed by American culture and media and social standards that anything besides the accepted prototype is something you shouldn't like. If nobody ever told you you weren't supposed to be grossed out by something like that, you wouldn't even think twice about it.

Disambiguate yourself from what you're told to do & think. I think it's ten times sexier when girls do what they want, and their choice of nether-regions grooming doesn't become a deciding factor in what I think of them.
Dude, vag and pit hair is fucking disgusting. That is one aspect of American culture that I consciously subscribe to.

[a gym bag]

if he were overrated, he deserves it. he's not some arrogant prick either.
Not an arrogant prick? Hahahahahahaha.
Conor Oberst is one of the most arrogant, self-indulgent jackasses the music industry has ever seen. He is a blight on independent music the world over.

[xvszero]

Anywho, fact is I said I didn't enjoy it, but again, I was getting sick. I would do it again def for a girl I really liked. I'm all about making the girl happy (moreso than myself), so quit acting like I'm some jerk guy who doesn't give a shit. That's not true, I just didn't enjoy it the first time. Damn son.


Well this is what you said...

Sex was fun. Eating out seemed better in my head than in real life. I have no desire to really do that again.

About giving a shit, I have no idea really. But you certainly seem to be more on an experience quest than finding something substantial, and you move from one girl to the next like a 4 year old and his favorite toy. I guess most people are like that nowadays, but that doesn't make it a good thing.

[Swayback]

Why do these kind of threads ALWAYS end up in an argument? Congrats(?) on the sex buddy, you did it well before I did. And as far as "eating out" goes...I didn't really mind it, but I'm not sure the girl felt more stimulated than if I had just fingerblasted or had sex with her.

[andrew4045]

It sucks that people are so close-minded about stuff, and so insecure that if a girl had (for example) hairy armpits, it's a "shame" because they're "pretty hot" otherwise. It just grosses you out because you're brainwashed by American culture and media and social standards that anything besides the accepted prototype is something you shouldn't like. If nobody ever told you you weren't supposed to be grossed out by something like that, you wouldn't even think twice about it.

Disambiguate yourself from what you're told to do & think. I think it's ten times sexier when girls do what they want, and their choice of nether-regions grooming doesn't become a deciding factor in what I think of them.



Tree Hugger.

[xvszero]

For the record I don't mind some muff on a girl. People freak out over the dumbest things nowadays.
If she has a forest down there she should probably trim it a bit though.

[jwelborn]

I can deal with some stubble, but no more than that.

[Chuck!]

I can deal with some stubble, but no more than that.

agreed.

[xvszero]

Eh... what do you mean deal with though? As in... you meet an awesome girl, but she has a bit of a muff, so you dump her ass right away if she won't keep it constantly shaved?

Here is the way I see things... actually meeting someone you really, truly relate to is very difficult. So it is stupid to get so picky on minor details.

Also let's be honest... no matter what porno has taught us... most girls aren't particularly big on having a cock shoved in their mouth and come splattered down their throat either... but they do it because they like us. Sometimes you have to do something that isn't 100% comfortable for someone you care about. That's life.

[jwelborn]

Eh... what do you mean deal with though? As in... you meet an awesome girl, but she has a bit of a muff, so you dump her ass right away if she won't keep it constantly shaved?

Here is the way I see things... actually meeting someone you really, truly relate to is very difficult. So it is stupid to get so picky on minor details.

Also let's be honest... no matter what porno has taught us... most girls aren't particularly big on having a cock shoved in their mouth and come splattered down their throat either... but they do it because they like us. Sometimes you have to do something that isn't 100% comfortable for someone you care about. That's life.


that is exactly what I mean, there are plenty of other girls out there. I try follow in the footsteps of jerry seinfeld. and I don't know what you are talking about all girls like penis in their mouth.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

So I'm not reading this entire thread, why didn't Casey like eating the girl out?

Did it stink or something? I mean I have no problem going down on a girl and getting the job done, especially when I know the favor's getting returned.

[jwelborn]

I think he said he just didn't enjoy it.

[xvszero]

that is exactly what I mean, there are plenty of other girls out there. I try follow in the footsteps of jerry seinfeld. and I don't know what you are talking about all girls like penis in their mouth.

Ha ha ha ha ha ok.

[vixsummer]

i havent read the whole thread, but i just wanted to throw this out there for the fellers:

im pretty sure guys feel the same way about a hand job as girls do about being "fingerblasted" as one so eloquently put it haha... basically - i can do that my damn self.

if you really want her to get off - even if you're going to have sex, bc most girls cant orgasm from most sex either - go down on her.

*end public service announcement* :)

[xvszero]

See, straight from the mouth of an older female.

I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.

[vixsummer]

wooow i just went back and read a bunch of this. maybe i've just been lucky in the past to have generous boyfriends, but on the rare occasion that a guy didn't reciprocate, that's kind of a deal breaker.

maybe its just my girly parts acting up, but the way i see it is this: once you get a girl to hook up with you, she'll probably do it again, so why wouldn't you want her to have a good time? especially in a HS or college situation, where she'd absolutely tell her friends what went down. or didnt. (zing)

the kind of girl who is willing to suck off whoever and get nothing in return is not the kind of girl i'd want to stick any of my appendages in, personally. AND the kind of girl who's not actually getting any pleasure out of her sexual experiences is the kind of girl who'll eventually suck in bed. when you like sex, you want to have more of it, it's really not a hard equation. :)

[xvszero]

wooow i just went back and read a bunch of this. maybe i've just been lucky in the past to have generous boyfriends, but on the rare occasion that a guy didn't reciprocate, that's kind of a deal breaker.

Dating is rarely about luck. You just didn't date trogs.

[andrew4045]

i havent read the whole thread, but i just wanted to throw this out there for the fellers:

im pretty sure guys feel the same way about a hand job as girls do about being "fingerblasted" as one so eloquently put it haha... basically - i can do that my damn self.

if you really want her to get off - even if you're going to have sex, bc most girls cant orgasm from most sex either - go down on her.

*end public service announcement* :)



False.

[vixsummer]

False.


True. the g-spot is a difficult spot to hit, and without clitoral stimulation and proper foreplay, most women cannot reach a REAL orgasm.

[andrew4045]

True. the g-spot is a difficult spot to hit, and without clitoral stimulation and proper foreplay, most women cannot reach a REAL orgasm.


I guess that doesnt come second nature to all.

[ImAwakeNow]

As my dad always said. Eating pussy aint nothing. Once you get passed the smell you already got it licked.

[AnF1500]

False.


Oh no, that is completley true. I don't blame you for thinking that. Every guy I've ever had sex with I just lied about it. Eh.

[xvszero]

LMAO at 19 year old guy trying to tell 23 year old girl how girl parts work.

Really though... many girls don't orgasm from penetration. But a lot will lie about it because they don't want to deal with a guy's halfassed efforts to make them come.

That's another thing you learn as you get older... to stop thinking you're the man and realize that it is probably going to take some real effort to get a girl where she wants to be.

[jwelborn]

to be honest, the only time I really go down on a girl is if she does a good job going down on me. thats the only way im returning the favor.

thats how nice I am. haha

[quitmyscene]

most of the time i'd rather give a guy oral than receive. :shrug: i (generally) prefer fingering / actual sex. i mean, don't get me wrong, oral's great.. but penetration is better. and a lot of girls i know prefer sex over oral. it's silly to generalize and think that girls will be upset or whatever if they don't get their share of oral; personally, i'd prefer other things. it all depends on the person.

[jwelborn]

most of the time i'd rather give a guy oral than receive. :shrug: i (generally) prefer fingering / actual sex.

I wish every lady was like you.

[xvszero]

most of the time i'd rather give a guy oral than receive. :shrug: i (generally) prefer fingering / actual sex. i mean, don't get me wrong, oral's great.. but penetration is better. and a lot of girls i know prefer sex over oral. it's silly to generalize and think that girls will be upset or whatever if they don't get their share of oral; personally, i'd prefer other things. it all depends on the person.

Obviously everyone is different, but it is generally something most girls want, and many girls find it more stimulating than actual sex.

You're just not on the path to a mutually satisfying sex life if you're a guy and sort of write off giving it, or make it like ok if she HAS to have it I GUESS I can do it (quick and get it over with.)

[quitmyscene]

yeah, i can agree with that. expect to have to do it, and if you don't have to, good for you, hah. and at the same time, if the girl wants it.. don't act like you're miserable doing it. guys like it when girls at least seem like they're enjoying a dick in their mouths; you can act the same way.

sex plus rubbing the clit (i hate that word) works really well for inner and outer stimulation.

[meliisssaaaa]

Just put a note in there so he'll get it next time. No conversation necessary.

hahah umm.. weird

[vixsummer]

most of the time i'd rather give a guy oral than receive. :shrug: i (generally) prefer fingering / actual sex. i mean, don't get me wrong, oral's great.. but penetration is better. and a lot of girls i know prefer sex over oral. it's silly to generalize and think that girls will be upset or whatever if they don't get their share of oral; personally, i'd prefer other things. it all depends on the person.


thats great that you know what you like. its just important for guys to understand exactly that - it depends on the person - and some girls will want some oral. i just think its important that if someone is worth it to sleep with, they're going to want to please me as much as i want to please them. to think something that a girl likes is less important than what the guy likes seems silly to me.

[xvszero]

thats great that you know what you like. its just important for guys to understand exactly that - it depends on the person - and some girls will want some oral. i just think its important that if someone is worth it to sleep with, they're going to want to please me as much as i want to please them. to think something that a girl likes is less important than what the guy likes seems silly to me.

Part of the problem is a large portion of society, especially younger society, is fairly selfish. They don't even understand the concept of mutually satisfying sex. Most of them have a set idea what they want, and if their partner doesn't match up... there is always someone else.

And let's be honest, no matter what they tell themselves to get to sleep feeling alright, half the guys on here aren't as interested in the specific girl they are fucking as they are the actual fucking.

[vixsummer]

Part of the problem is a large portion of society, especially younger society, is fairly selfish. They don't even understand the concept of mutually satisfying sex. Most of them have a set idea what they want, and if their partner doesn't match up... there is always someone else.

And let's be honest, no matter what they tell themselves to get to sleep feeling alright, half the guys on here aren't as interested in the specific girl they are fucking as they are the actual fucking.

lol cynical but true... and unfortunately i dont think it has all that much to do with age. for the most part, if they're selfish in bed at 17, they'll be selfish in bed at 27.

oh this is depressing me. i need to get some ass and remind myself that not everyone sucks at it.

hehe sucks.

[DCfreak]

WOW XCSZERO STFU.... you sound so stupid. All Casey said was "i really didn't care for it much on my first time" and you turn it into a spiteful attitude toward never wanting to do it again and how he is just tryin to get with drunk girls. This whole thread you are putting words in peoples mouths. Just back off.. yes we understand that some girls get off through clitoral stimulation and some through sex... yes we understand that if we expect to get head we should be willing to offer it in return (as i previously said i loooved giving it)

Stop acting like everyone is suggesting its something they don't want to do and don't feel they have to do it. Even if someone Doesn't like it.. Its not like anyone is saying that they aren't generous enough to do it anways. Lastly.. stop trying to be an older brother figure for everyone as if you know what everyone needs... Some of your posts are fine but in this thread wow you are driving your point waaay to far. No one is even arguing with you and you are trying to show off like you know everything about girls.

[xvszero]

Nah, it is more Casey's general attitude over the last few months. It is very clear to me he is just interested in getting his sexual experience up and not too interested in the various girls... most of whom don't even have names in his stories and don't seem to stick around long enough that anyone would remember their names if they did.

Look, I know it is fairly "normal" for guys to use girls to get some, but if someone is going to be open about it, I'm going to blast them for it. I'm not particularly worried if you think I'm being "uncool" or something vague like that.

[xvszero]

lol cynical but true... and unfortunately i dont think it has all that much to do with age. for the most part, if they're selfish in bed at 17, they'll be selfish in bed at 27.

oh this is depressing me. i need to get some ass and remind myself that not everyone sucks at it.

hehe sucks.

That is partially true, but I think girls learn a lot over the years and aren't quite as stupid about sex as they are when they are younger. They tend to expect a lot more when they are older.

[concernedparent]

Well this is what you said...



About giving a shit, I have no idea really. But you certainly seem to be more on an experience quest than finding something substantial, and you move from one girl to the next like a 4 year old and his favorite toy. I guess most people are like that nowadays, but that doesn't make it a good thing.
I'm looking for a girl I respect and shit, but if a hot girl's practically begging me to bone her during my quest for the right girl, I'm gonna do it. End. If you would do differently than you're one pussy ass mofucka, or just a liar.

[concernedparent]

Nah, it is more Casey's general attitude over the last few months. It is very clear to me he is just interested in getting his sexual experience up and not too interested in the various girls... most of whom don't even have names in his stories and don't seem to stick around long enough that anyone would remember their names if they did.

Look, I know it is fairly "normal" for guys to use girls to get some, but if someone is going to be open about it, I'm going to blast them for it. I'm not particularly worried if you think I'm being "uncool" or something vague like that.
No, you're fucking wrong, quit thinking you know my life story. I dated a girl I respected very much for a few months (I wasn't posting about it believe it or not), and I never even had any sort of sexual relation with her. We broke it up because it was weird since we had been best friends for a long time.

[FatJordan]

sex plus rubbing the clit (i hate that word) works really well for inner and outer stimulation.

Stop giving my secrets away M-(

Nah, it is more Casey's general attitude over the last few months. It is very clear to me he is just interested in getting his sexual experience up and not too interested in the various girls... most of whom don't even have names in his stories and don't seem to stick around long enough that anyone would remember their names if they did.

At the same time, he's 17 and you're 28. Obviously you are going to have different views on girls. I'll be honest, four/five years ago going down on a girl was the last thing I wanted to do...but shit changes.

I'm looking for a girl I respect and shit...

Ugh, that's too funny.

[concernedparent]

I think he said he just didn't enjoy it.
Exactly, all I said. I said I didn't have a DESIRE to do it again (as in I'm not fucking fantasizing about it), but I WOULD do it again, and I'd like to become as good at it as possible. xvcxsadzero or whatever just likes to think he's the realest fucking man here who knows everything about everyone.

[concernedparent]

Nah, it is more Casey's general attitude over the last few months. It is very clear to me he is just interested in getting his sexual experience up and not too interested in the various girls... most of whom don't even have names in his stories and don't seem to stick around long enough that anyone would remember their names if they did.

Look, I know it is fairly "normal" for guys to use girls to get some, but if someone is going to be open about it, I'm going to blast them for it. I'm not particularly worried if you think I'm being "uncool" or something vague like that.
Who the fuck mentioned the word "uncool?" All I said was I didn't have a desire to eat a girl out again. That is NOT the same thing as "I'm not going to eat a girl out again." Not even close. All I meant was, I actually used to think about that kinda shit (fantasize if you will), but now that I've done it, it doesn't do much for me. I'd still be fine trying it, and I'm all about trying to have the girl enjoy the experience. Granted, this was my first time so I doubt it was all that enjoyable for her, but whatever.

[GlassyLight]

anyone remember The X Show back when FX just started? It had the greatest piece of advice for women ever uttered by anyone:

"If you're going to have someone over for dinner, make sure to do ya dishes"

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Good for you Casey. :appl:

[CrashingHearts]

jeez you guys piss all over Casey's thread.

nice job casey :-)

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Who the fuck mentioned the word "uncool?" All I said was I didn't have a desire to eat a girl out again. That is NOT the same thing as "I'm not going to eat a girl out again." Not even close. All I meant was, I actually used to think about that kinda shit (fantasize if you will), but now that I've done it, it doesn't do much for me. I'd still be fine trying it, and I'm all about trying to have the girl enjoy the experience. Granted, this was my first time so I doubt it was all that enjoyable for her, but whatever.
Trust me bro, the first few times it'll be like "Oh wtf this is awkward" and whatever. What you need to do is get your mind off the fact that your face is where it is and get the job done at the same time. Personally I can ignore the fact that I'm doing what I'm doing if I know she's enjoying it and she's going to get off from it.

[LV03]

kinda random, but i'm curious. For how long are you guys willing to go down on a girl?/how long does it take for you to get her to climax?

[emoishardcore]

if you dont like going down on a chick its because your probably bad at it. just ask her what she likes and if she doesn't tell you go straight for the ass....taht's my philosophy...but seriously its not like it tastes like a peach...which is an entirely different thread, but if you're actually good at it and level headed enough to ask her what she wants, its normally enjoyable for your ego....and normally they return the favor. and if they don't go for the ass again.

[jwelborn]

kinda random, but i'm curious. For how long are you guys willing to go down on a girl?/how long does it take for you to get her to climax?

10 hours.

[LV03]

10 hours.

you'd suffocate

[jwelborn]

you'd suffocate

Thats actually the way I would prefer dying, suffocating in between a fine lady's legs.

[FatJordan]

kinda random, but i'm curious. For how long are you guys willing to go down on a girl?/how long does it take for you to get her to climax?

I've seen around a max of eight minutes should work. Yes, I've timed. It's similar to holding your breath. The shortest I've ever done it for while getting a girl off was inbetween two and three minutes.

[Zach Cool]

but if a hot girl's practically begging me to bone her during my quest for the right girl, I'm gonna do it. End. If you would do differently than you're one pussy ass mofucka, or just a liar.
Wasn't this the main topic of one of your long ass threads a while ago, and at the end of it, you came to the conclusion that doing it would've been "wrong"?

Guess it didn't take long to change your mind on the subject, nor did it take you much time to act like you've been enforcing the "if you would do differently than [then*] you're one pussy ass mofucka" rule since birth.

[Rock]

All this talk about guys not being good at going down makes me think my girlfriend doesn't want me to go down on her again because the one time I did do it I was bad :-(

[Rock]

This whole thread you are putting words in peoples mouths. Just back off.. yes we understand that some girls get off through clitoral stimulation and some through sex... yes we understand that if we expect to get head we should be willing to offer it in return (as i previously said i loooved giving it)

Lastly.. stop trying to be an older brother figure for everyone as if you know what everyone needs... Some of your posts are fine but in this thread wow you are driving your point waaay to far.
Yes.

xvcxsadzero or whatever just likes to think he's the realest fucking man here who knows everything about everyone.
Hahaha. Yes.

[angelusdomini]

I enjoy eating vag. But then again, I'm good at it, so I'm told. Also, concernedparent, even though it may not have tasted that bad this time, different girls taste differently. The first girl I went down on tasted like old cheese. It was fucking awful. The next girl, though, had absolutely no taste. After several experiences, I have found myself to be a vag connoisseur of sorts. I swirl her hips around, sniff the vag, and dip my tongue in. After a moment's deliberation, I decide whether or not to commence. It's all about process and precedent, my friend.

hahahahahaha

I should check out this forum more often.

I was coming in here to say exactly that. haha

Thats actually the way I would prefer dying, suffocating in between a fine lady's legs.

win!

All this talk about guys not being good at going down makes me think my girlfriend doesn't want me to go down on her again because the one time I did do it I was bad :-(

Actually, one of my best friends told me she doesn't let her bf go down on her because she just feels awkward. in her own words: "its not exactly pretty down there". I think shes nuts. no pun intended.

[radiogirl]

Actually, one of my best friends told me she doesn't let her bf go down on her because she just feels awkward. in her own words: "its not exactly pretty down there". I think shes nuts. no pun intended.

Hahahaha nuts. I agree btw.

I can't talk to you or think about you in this thread. I think my face is turning red.

[angelusdomini]

Hahahaha nuts. I agree btw.

I can't talk to you or think about you in this thread. I think my face is turning red.

hahaha, aw. Don't be awkward! =D

oh, and I'm having so much fun reading these threads in this forum this morning. Time is going by super fast. haha

[radiogirl]

hahaha, aw. Don't be awkward! =D

oh, and I'm having so much fun reading these threads in this forum this morning. Time is going by super fast. haha

Oh it's not awkward that I am feeling my friend.

Yeah I have done nothing at work this morning except update my vacation countdown, ha

[pilot_light_out]

suck on an ice cube for a bit before going down, it will do wonders.

[Rock]

Actually, one of my best friends told me she doesn't let her bf go down on her because she just feels awkward. in her own words: "its not exactly pretty down there". I think shes nuts. no pun intended.

Hahahaha nuts. I agree btw.
I'm glad it might not be me. Thanks guys.

[updownleftright]

All this talk about guys not being good at going down makes me think my girlfriend doesn't want me to go down on her again because the one time I did do it I was bad :-(

ditto. i think we're just going to have to man up and ask like some people suggested on here.

[Rock]

ditto. i think we're just going to have to man up and ask like some people suggested on here.
I wouldn't really mind asking. I worry a lot, so I ask her a lot of questions about stuff like that anyhow.

[angelusdomini]

ditto. i think we're just going to have to man up and ask like some people suggested on here.

I was in Carrolton just the other day...

[AP_Punk]

I wanna see a girl eat herself out.

[cuetheflames]

Why is it called eating out? Who came up with that? It makes it sound so gross; even thought it's so good. ;-)

because you pay for it, just like when you take a girl out for dinner.

usually (you pay for it) with some type of oral STD.

[updownleftright]

I was in Carrolton just the other day...

visiting the campus? cause theres not much else here.. haha.

[angelusdomini]

visiting the campus? cause theres not much else here.. haha.

no, at someone's party at their apartment or something.
I do not remember much. lol

[radiogirl]

I'm glad it might not be me. Thanks guys.

I don't get it?

[Rock]

I don't get it?
I'm glad that the reason why she doesn't want me to go down on her might be that it's awkward for her rather than because I'm bad at it.

[concernedparent]

Wasn't this the main topic of one of your long ass threads a while ago, and at the end of it, you came to the conclusion that doing it would've been "wrong"?

Guess it didn't take long to change your mind on the subject, nor did it take you much time to act like you've been enforcing the "if you would do differently than [then*] you're one pussy ass mofucka" rule since birth.
Situations were different. Whatever, we're all hypocrits sometimes.

[radiogirl]

I'm glad that the reason why she doesn't want me to go down on her might be that it's awkward for her rather than because I'm bad at it.

Ohhhhhhhh. How long have you been together? I honestly think you have to start out the relationship telling someone your likes and dislikes, you have to tell them how you like it. Because if you don't and it's bad, it's your own fault then.

[biodegradable]

Situations were different. Whatever, we're all hypocrits sometimes.

hahah, i love you.

you're so chill while this dude is fucking ripping on you.

very adult of you, casey.

[concernedparent]

hahah, i love you.

you're so chill while this dude is fucking ripping on you.

very adult of you, casey.
haha, everyone on this sites always angry, you just have to learn to accept that on the internet everyone pretends they're tough as shit.

[SubrosaSeductiv]

haha, everyone on this sites always angry, you just have to learn to accept that on the internet everyone pretends they're tough as shit.

Dude I don't know. He is just pointing out some flaw in your arguement. I mean XVS has some valid points. He isn't ripping into you as much as attempting to view your logic.

You did call people pussies for not fucking hot girl while on the "quest" for the perfect one. I mean that is directed towards me. I've had plenty of chances with some of the hottest girls in my town and I waited for my girlfriend. Who I've been going pretty good with, well over 1 year. I'm definitely not a pussy. I can count that as a flame on your part. You are right its a part of the internet so the entire arguement you shouldn't nor other people should have taken that to heart.

That's not me acting tough either. I am just most definitely not a puss.

Not only this its one thing to casually bring up in conversation with some friends how you fuck and eat out girls. The internet itself is fine if you randomly get into that conversation, but creating a thread for it? Come on man.

Once again, like you said, don't freak out, or any casey fans don't freak out. Just understand. I'm not coming at you. Merely suggesting things.

[pshh]

you're all whores!

[worldstheory]

I've only done it to one girl. I think she must've been broken, because she tasted like lemons.

Warm, rotten lemons...

[Roboman]

I've only done it to one girl. I think she must've been broken, because she tasted like lemons.

Warm, rotten lemons...

That is an ungodly amount of disgusting.

[Rock]

Ohhhhhhhh. How long have you been together? I honestly think you have to start out the relationship telling someone your likes and dislikes, you have to tell them how you like it. Because if you don't and it's bad, it's your own fault then.
Good call. We've done some of that already. We've been official for a little over a month, been dating for 2.

[stayillogical]

Clicking on the picture button as you read makes these threads even more hilarious.

[killyourtv]

Better enjoy blowjobs while you can man, once you get a bit older girls get smarter and do NOT put up with that shit unless you reciprocate.


Fuckin' right.

[pickett47]

I've only done it to one girl. I think she must've been broken, because she tasted like lemons.

Warm, rotten lemons...

You know what they say: When life gives you a lemon-flavored vagina...





Run the fuck away.

[ImAwakeNow]

Hahahahahah You know what they say: When life gives you a lemon-flavored vagina...





Run the fuck away.

[concernedparent]

Dude I don't know. He is just pointing out some flaw in your arguement. I mean XVS has some valid points. He isn't ripping into you as much as attempting to view your logic.

You did call people pussies for not fucking hot girl while on the "quest" for the perfect one. I mean that is directed towards me. I've had plenty of chances with some of the hottest girls in my town and I waited for my girlfriend. Who I've been going pretty good with, well over 1 year. I'm definitely not a pussy. I can count that as a flame on your part. You are right its a part of the internet so the entire arguement you shouldn't nor other people should have taken that to heart.

That's not me acting tough either. I am just most definitely not a puss.

Not only this its one thing to casually bring up in conversation with some friends how you fuck and eat out girls. The internet itself is fine if you randomly get into that conversation, but creating a thread for it? Come on man.

Once again, like you said, don't freak out, or any casey fans don't freak out. Just understand. I'm not coming at you. Merely suggesting things.
I wouldn't have flamed if I wasn't acting in defense, I never attack anyone for no reason on here. And you can certainly rest easy knowing I'm not freaking out. If you somehow got the impression I was freaking out, try to reinterpret.

Anywho, he's not "picking out flaws" he's desperately trying to find flaws that don't exist and jumping to amazing conclusions in order to make himself look superior in every way.

[xpunkyx]

You know what they say: When life gives you a lemon-flavored vagina...


Clone them and make super lemon-flavoured vaginas?

(if anyone gets this reference, we need to be friends)

[-Aaron-]

Last time I was down there and on average with my last girlfriend it took like after the foreplay and everything like 5-8 minutes.

[marrost]

You better man up and get your face down there. Unless the bitch is beat up between the legs I don't know how you could be against it.

[marrost]

Better enjoy blowjobs while you can man, once you get a bit older girls get smarter and do NOT put up with that shit unless you reciprocate.This is usually true for good looking girls, yes. But they usually take care of themselves down there too, so it's not a problem.

[nonamesleft]

I personally hate it.

[FatJordan]

I personally hate it.

Call me.

[concernedparent]

Call me.
Oh you. So fat. So Jordan.

[micahistheballs]

I keep meaning to do this for my girlfriend lawl.

[Hainzey X]

That's laughable, coming from someone who likes Emery, Bright Eyes, and finds socialism to be a significant enough aspect of their life to include in their profile.

5 guys fucking pwns.

[rockthatpit]

I've only been eaten out by two different people...and the girl was way better at it.

I find that a bit strange, actually.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

I found that comment strangely arousing til I checked your picture.

[jwelborn]

I found that comment strangely arousing til I checked your picture.

:lol:

[LV03]

I've only been eaten out by two different people...and the girl was way better at it.

I find that a bit strange, actually.

:-|

[12:46AM]

Clone them and make super lemon-flavoured vaginas?

(if anyone gets this reference, we need to be friends)

Way way back in the 1980's....

[pilot_light_out]

I've only been eaten out by two different people...and the girl was way better at it.

I find that a bit strange, actually.


I've always figured it made sense that lesbians or, more specifically, females that are attracted to females, would be better at performing oral sex on a female, and that males that are attracted to males would be better at performing oral sex on a male, because they are more aware of whats really going on down there, and how to make it work. They know what feels best. But of course, I know that girls can definetely give great head, and im sure some of the dudes know how to eat pussy like the back of their hand.

And it makes more sense that a lesbian/bi chick would be better at eating pussy because thats usually the number one thing they do sexually.

[rockthatpit]

I found that comment strangely arousing til I checked your picture.

Because I'm not some slut with my boobs sticking out like half the girls on here?